The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 2 "Friendly" Meet!

Someone's sixth sense is still very accurate, saying that falling into a thieves' pit is falling into a thieves' pit.

He signed the contract without even looking at it!This is simply the prelude to a certain brain-twitching guy looking for death!What kind of slave contract is this! !

Article [-], paragraph [-], all interpretation rights of this contract belong to Party A—Nuwa, and all protests of Party B are invalid...

Well, I will bear with this, but what is No. 30 Ertiao?What does it mean to lead your college to defeat other colleges and win the annual ratings of each college in the elementary school, otherwise you will be punished with [-] levels of hell in turn?
Damn it, do you want to be so ruthless! !Eighteen layers of hell! !If I knew it earlier, it would be better to go back and go to the Hell of Death in vain!

"That... can it be?" Zhu Weiyu knew what the poor child wanted to say without having to say it. Mind reading is a magical skill.

"HOHOHOHO, of course not!" The Queen covered her mouth lightly with one hand, raised her head and laughed and said, "Once you sign your name, the contract will come into effect. I advise you to take a closer look. You will be very busy in the future." ~~"

You bastard, you damn mother-in-law!I wish you long wrinkles every day! ! !
Hmph, you seem to have forgotten that I can read minds!

Uh, what monster speaks in my mind?
"Knock knock..." "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

Legend has it that on that day, the entire elementary school finally recalled the horror that was once dominated by them...the miserable wailing was no less than being run over between the legs by a large truck loaded with several tons of goods.

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Well, Zhu Weiyu took office just like that. As a class monitor, as a good assistant to the teacher, as a promising young man in the new century who is good at making small reports, he kindly met his classmates and had a friendly conversation. Through communication, the two sides reached a common goal to work together to build an excellent class and win the primary school competition.

……

In fact, the fact is this.

After entering the school, Zhu Weiyu had accepted his fate, at least he didn't have any ability to resist.Life is like rape, since you can't resist, then enjoy it... Damn old witch, when I can resist, I must XXXXOOOOXXXXOO...

Fortunately, there are still some rewards, such as being able to live again.

If Zhu Weiyu graduated from this primary school, he would be able to return to his own world, and at the same time he would be free to choose the time point.This also means that if Zhu Weiyu graduates, he can go home!
For this lofty goal, the intermediate process is trivial! ...Of course, it would be the best if you could bring Diao Chan and Lin Daiyu home. My mother has been urging me to bring home a live one... Well, it is alive, not inflatable...

Of course, Zhu Weiyu still has morals, at least men can't be taken back... just stay outside.

Cough cough, digressing, I have to talk about elementary school, I have to say that this is a magical place.

This is an amazing place, elementary school~~!No need to spend money on tuition!You can eat without spending money!Elementary school~~~~!You don't have to choose the content of the course, you can learn knowledge in class every day!This is an amazing place, elementary school~~~~~!

I don't know where the school's education funds come from. The huge school building can't be seen in the past. It seems that the whole world is this school.

This school is divided into many academies, such as the Mortal Academy where Zhu Weiyu is, this academy is the academy for those people without special abilities in the world.You can find all kinds of famous generals you like in the generals department, such as the domestic parachutist Li Guang, such as Lu Bu who is known as the enemy of ten thousand people, and Napoleon in the West.

Of course, Napoleon was not only in the general class, he had to go back and forth between the emperor class and the general class.There are many, many others like him.

Naturally, the famous emperors in the emperor class will be here. Tang Taizong and Song Taizu are good friends. The one from the Sui Dynasty was arrested and went back. If he travels to the past and makes a mess of black and white, he will not let him go easily.Qin Shihuang held a long sword all day long, but it was necessary for him to do so. Jing Ke from the assassin class always came to fight with him, and Ge Nie also came back from time to time to intervene.

Tang Taizong and Song Taizu started to get busy whenever they were fighting. Together with Kangxi Qianlong and Mayer Rothschild of the rich class, they set up gambling tables and made a lot of money every time.

It's no wonder that Nu Wa has a headache. These little bastards don't study hard, so they can't win the Academy Cup if they play every day!
The college cup competition in elementary school is based on a points system, and some points will be added for each small test, and the same is true for each activity assessment, and the final assessment is calculated.Most of the teachers are impartial, and the deans will not participate in these activities. They can only manage the daily affairs of the school and have no right to interfere in the grading.

The Mortal Academy is the largest academy in the school, and it is precisely because of this that it has four deans, but its grades are the worst.Being ridiculed by the deans of other colleges every year, this makes the proud Queen... Oh no, how can Lady Nuwa be happy?

Fuxi naturally doesn't care about these things, the most practical thing is to complete his graffiti every day. Some inexplicable symbols can be seen everywhere in the Mortal Academy, even in the women's restroom, which attracted the girls one by one. Kind of scary story.

What saw two white lights wandering on the road in the middle of the night, what inexplicable symbols suddenly appeared, and so on.

In fact, these are the masterpieces of Fuxi Boss.Wandering on the road in the middle of the night, the heavy lenses will naturally reflect light, coupled with the super fast hand speed, the graffiti is also completed in an instant, so horror films are produced one after another.

Compared with the strict management of the Taoist Changmei and Daoling Zhang of the Cultivation Academy, the chaos of the Mortal Academy is simply a mass of mysterious X substance.However, thanks to some students and teachers from the scientist class, the entire academy is quite advanced, with voice control systems everywhere.

If you want something, you only need to shout to the watch controller on your hand, and the terminal will respond naturally.Of course, some things that are forbidden to appear in the Mortal Academy will naturally not appear, such as the ruinous Qinglong Yanyue toilet seat and so on.

Filled with apprehension, Zhu Weiyu followed the system prompts and came to his class. As a transfer student, the first day of reporting would still be somewhat nervous.

"Plop, plop, plop..." The heart was beating violently as if it had hit a pacemaker.

"Shuh!" A basin of water fell on him like this, completely drenching his heart, and cheers came from his ears.

"Yeah! It worked, it worked, we did it!!"

"That's right, the braking system is so perfect, without any frictional resistance, this guy didn't notice it at all!!"

Raising his head, Zhu Weiyu saw a kid slapping his palms, and the other holding a pen and a drawing board, as if he was planning to draw the messy appearance of the kid in front of him.

The other students in the classroom had different expressions. A pair of little boys were glaring at Zhu Weiyu, not noticing Zhu Weiyu's embarrassment at all. Another girl was being harassed by a little boy and punched him mercilessly. face.The long-haired child holding the apple was staring blankly at the apple, and then looked at the tall apple tree outside the window, seeming to be drooling. As for the guy who was fighting with the buttons, it must not be behind the scenes murderer.

In an instant, seeing the two mischievous guys in front of him, Zhu Weiyu's line of reason broke, he picked up a chair beside him, and rushed towards the two little bastards: "Die to me!!!"

The classroom suddenly jumped up and down, and the little boy holding the drawing board was the first to suffer. In order to protect the masterpiece in his hand, two black footprints suddenly appeared on a certain part of his buttocks.The other child was better, took out a handful of unknown bugs from his bosom, and threw them towards Zhu Weiyu.

Heh heh heh, how can such a small trick stump Zhu Weiyu?

Wei Wei avoided the unknown "missile" attack by turning sideways.Unlucky for the boy who was being courteous behind him, the worms fell into his clothes.

"Woo, ah, oh, uh, oh..." The whole person suddenly began to dance Yangko, but unfortunately there was no music to cooperate, and it seemed that it was a dancer from Africa or a lunatic who escaped from a mental hospital.

"Hehehehe..."

The few girls in the class couldn't help laughing softly. The boy's funny appearance just now aroused her interest, and a smile spread on his cold and stiff face.

But all of this was based on someone's pain. The monkey's butt climbed up his face in an instant, and he clenched his fists in a bit of embarrassment: "Bastard Darwin, you and Da Vinci are looking for death!"

"Stark, come and catch me if you have the ability!"

"Kacha", there was another sound of rational collapse, and this boy named Stark, like Zhu Weiyu, started chasing and killing Darwin and Da Vinci frantically.The two little boys who were looking at each other at the side saw such a hot situation on the scene, they immediately looked at each other, and then began to fight each other.

"Tesla, you bastard, die to me!"

"Hmph! Edison, you are weak, your fist is only this strong?"

Perhaps Tesla's ridicule gave Edison great motivation, and Edison's fists became stronger.

When accumulating power, the fist is naturally retracted deeper, and the attack power is stronger when it is released, but sometimes it is not good if it is too deep...

With a "snap", Edison hit Newton's face with an elbow, some stupid guys didn't mean he was a good old man, silently put down the "lover" in his hand, and then raised his fists to join the fight .

It's messed up, the whole class is messed up.

(End of this chapter)