The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 3 Don't mess with loli!

The erroneous battle didn't last long. When the dumbfounded Einstein ended his battle with the button, when the other students around him all quit the classroom, when little Einstein took the button as usual. A cylindrical device was produced.

"Well, it should be no problem to use the latest high-voltage insulator this time. Then, what about the extension board... Strange, why can't I find the extension board?"

The little Einstein scratched his hair that was like a bird's nest, and lightly said the word "socket" to the watch, and a mechanical arm appeared from the wall, sending a long extension cord.

"Thank you~!" Thanking the mechanical arm very politely, little Einstein ran to the corner and plugged the power strip into the socket.

"Well, everything is ready now, so...press to start."

"Huh? Let me go, Einstein is doing that experiment again!!!!"

Who knows who yelled first, and the people who were fighting stopped instantly.

Edison's two fingers were still stuck in Truss' nose, and the latter's hands twisted Edison's ear more than a circle.Newton clasped his hands behind Edison, and was about to use the untransmitted mystery from the ninja class-True Millennium Kill!

As for Zhu Weiyu, Da Vinci has already fallen to the ground foaming at the mouth, and Darwin, one of the Dashi duo, is still separating and resisting. Unfortunately, the two massive hairs in Stark's hands seem to come from Darwin's head Missing places.

Sure enough, Iron Man's war against creature monsters will finally be the legendary hero's victory.

So, where is the initiator of our battle, the great classmate in the class?Look, isn't that the guy over there with Erlang legs crossed, shaking while eating apples?

Where did you say his apples came from? ...Hush!

Seeing the scene of the sudden stop, a huge question mark appeared on Zhu Weiyu's head: "Ah? What happened?" The people who were still at the next moment started to move again when Einstein's finger kept approaching the start button. stand up.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!

"Albert, stop now!!" Unknown person B.

"Don't stop and be careful that I put bugs in your schoolbag!" Unknown... This is definitely Darwin!

All the people who were still fighting were rushing towards the same target. Even Da Vinci, who had fallen on the ground, got up like a dead body and ran fast.

"I'm going, this guy is actually pretending! Sure enough, he is a genius, he is so witty...Wait, when we were fighting just now, it seemed that someone was using monkeys to steal peaches!" Immediately, Zhu Weiyu's eyes were like Sharp as an eagle, staring at someone running like a zombie.If you fall on the ground for a long time, your body will become stiff. This kind of running posture is already the limit.

Zhu Weiyu took the last bite of the apple fiercely, and then ran wildly, running in the same direction like everyone else.

Stark's speed was the fastest, but unfortunately he still couldn't catch up. When he threw himself at Einstein, his finger had already pressed the start button.

"Click, the machine starts to work, countdown, 5,4, [-]..."

All the people who were running slammed on the brakes one by one, and now they also had only one goal - the exit of the classroom. For some unknown reason, Zhu Weiyu didn't stop, and fiercely confronted Da Vinci.Suddenly several birds appeared on the head, spinning and flying, and there were obviously countless small stars on Da Vinci's head.

"3, 2..."

"Go away, waste out of the way!"

"Asshole Tesla, why don't you let me go first!"

Even when they were fleeing for their lives, the two kept attacking each other. This pair was truly good friends.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh my worms ! All kinds of small bugs lived in a thin layer of soil, and a few small plants gave out green leaves, but it was a pity that they were bitten by those damn bugs.

What can you do in five seconds?Not to mention anything else, maybe saying some last words is enough, but it is absolutely impossible to escape from this classroom.

"2,1..."

As if resigned to his fate, Stark closed his eyes and covered his head with both hands, as if he wanted to avoid some injuries. Einstein was a little confused by the bump, and he still doesn't know what happened.

Several seconds passed, but the expected thing did not happen, and there was no sound of the machine starting up at all.

"Huh? Strange, why didn't it start?"

"Hmph! You guys are useless at all, you just need to unplug the plug!" The blond-haired Loli Maria stood in the corner, still turning the black plug in her hand.

"call……!"

The students gradually regained their composure, and slowly came to Einstein one by one: "Didn't I tell you not to do such an experiment!!!"

As if the tragic Zhou Xingxing was on fire, countless male students surrounded the poor little Albert, black shadows danced up and down, and even a triangular piece of clothing flew out of the crowd and landed on the ground not far away. On the ground... Hey, it's actually red, it seems to be the birth year of little Einstein.

I don't know how long it took, Newton's wailing sound saved the poor Einstein: "Ah! Who stole my beloved apple! Oh, who stole my heart!!"

Immediately, Stark covered his face, and Zhu Weiyu could hear a soft murmur coming from the gap between his palms: "It's over, the apple maniac is going crazy... something more terrifying than a nuclear fission explosion It's about to show up."

Hehe, I didn't expect Newton's nickname to be Apple Maniac. It's a very touching nickname... Wait, what does nuclear fission explosion mean?
"Gudu" a swallowing sound came out of Zhu Weiyu's throat, and he glanced at the cylindrical device and the countless wires connected to it, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help but trembled: "This... this is actually A nuclear fission device!! Body, body, as a squad leader, I must, must immediately... run away!"

Just as he was about to run away, he suddenly remembered that the power supply had been cut off, and he breathed a sigh of relief.Looking at Newton, who was already drunk, Zhu Weiyu had a smile on his eyes. Since the so-called Apple Maniac is more powerful than a nuclear fusion explosion, come and show me how strong you are!Hmph, I just ate your apple, so what?hum...

"Newton, I saw some swelling in Da Vinci's pocket!" Zhu Weiyu attracted Newton's attention very loudly, and pointed to the obvious raised part.

The face was completely black, leaving only two blood-red eyes and a big mouth with jagged teeth. It only took Newton [-] seconds to turn his head more than [-] degrees, almost turning to On his own back, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help jumping up in fright.

After carefully looking at Da Vinci's pocket, it took less than a tenth of a second to come to someone with an innocent face, grabbed his neck with one hand, and pressed him lightly When they arrived on the table, there was a loud "boom", and the slightly sensual little face was in close contact with the table, and a special picture like a meatloaf appeared.

Newton's other hand was inserted into his pocket, and he took out an apple trembling slightly.The apple that has been bitten has gradually turned red and lost its original moisture.

"Hey, hey, Newton, listen to me, I really didn't do this, you have to believe me! You..." Da Vinci had a huge sweat on his head, and hurriedly turned his head to explain After a while, when he saw the blood-red eyes like cowbells, the completely blackened Newton obviously wouldn't listen to someone's explanation.

Now Newton has almost lost all his sanity, only the love for Apple and the resentment for Da Vinci are left.With the hand holding the apple, the hand that was bitten turned into juice and residue in an instant, and fell to the ground helplessly. The Bullshield Juicer is far more useful than other machines, and it does not need to be consumed Any electricity! !

Of course, the price you have to pay is also very painful...

"Wait, wait, Newton, listen to me, it's really not me! Really! Someone must have framed me!!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! They all heard the miserable cry.

In fact, it can't be blamed for Da Vinci's lack of strength. The unconscious Newton would subconsciously use the most familiar moves.So, let's rewind, and the scene goes back to before...

What was our Newton doing when Edison and Tesla were fighting each other?That's right, our Newton is in the middle of a battle for being touched by Edison!So... what skills did 0 Newton use at that time? ...That's right, what you think is right, it is the most familiar to everyone, the most lethal, and once used, it will make people cry... Millennium Kill! !
oh!The picture is so beautiful, I dare not look at it!
One-two-one, one-two-one... Sure enough, Newton's fighting is worth learning. We must learn his attacking skills "in simple terms"... Well, it really is "in simple terms".

A certain unscrupulous person smiled secretly, and wiped off the last trace of the apple at the corner of his mouth. He must use the same method to fight back against such a guy who deceived himself during the battle!

Zhu Weiyu turned his head to the little girl beside him, frowning, he was searching in his brain, which scientist is called Maria, or is it a woman?After all, as a class monitor, he still needs to be familiar with the beauties in the class.

Well, this beautiful woman with a special appearance speaks quickly and shortly, her pronunciation seems a little weird, her face is a little tough, um... Ah?Is it all?

"So you are Madame Curie!"

Little Lolita was a little puzzled, looked left and right, there seemed to be no women around, she pointed at herself, and Zhu Weiyu nodded vigorously.It was natural for her not to understand that the title of Madame Curie would change her surname only after she got married, and now she was still called Maria Sklodowska.

After receiving Zhu Weiyu's affirmative answer, the face of a certain little beauty turned dark immediately, and she was still muttering: "Asshole, am I that old...a woman! (Wait, Madame Curie is not a woman!) Bastards, I want to give you a good look!!"

Little Loli turned to the wall silently, plugged it in, stepped out of the classroom, and said, "System, close the classroom door!!"

……

boom! ! ! !A mushroom cloud appeared.

(End of this chapter)