The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 4 Exam... Cheating

What kind of friendship is the strongest?

Naturally, it must be the four irons in life-going to the window together, carrying a gun together, making money together, and sharing the spoils together.

After experiencing such a nuclear explosion accident, Zhu Weiyu and these guys at least experienced the friendship of classmates and gun-carrying comrades among the four major irons... Einstein's experiment is far more dangerous than war s things!
As for Park Guochang... Da Vinci's upturned butt appeared in his head for some reason... I'll go, what are I thinking!go away!

At least so far, Zhu Weiyu has been perfectly integrated into this class, and he should...be regarded as one of them.The self-introduction that was supposed to be yesterday was postponed to today, and a female teacher presided over Zhu Weiyu's self-introduction. This should be the so-called head teacher of the class.

The head teacher is surnamed Chen, female, about 1.6 meters tall, can be said to be a standard child face, just from the face, it looks like a high school student or college student, but the exact age is difficult to guess... With the residence After Mrs. Li's lesson, Zhu Weiyu would never rashly involve women's age again.

Of course, Tongyan is there, as for **... This package is hard to see in the black overalls, but many years of watching movies has allowed Zhu Weiyu to reach the level of "reading all the world's most popular islands and countries, and naturally there is nothing in his heart." The realm of "horse", judging from the position of the abdomen, combined with the body arc and shoulder width... Well, it should be C!
Can't see it, it's quite predictable!

Teacher Chen naturally wouldn't know what Zhu Weiyu was thinking, and those little kids would naturally not have the chance to be revived with memories like Zhu Weiyu. Among them, Stark was the only one who was pure, but even that guy couldn't help it. But it's just talking to the girls, there is no chance to practice it, not to mention that the millet rifle is only 10MM, Stark doesn't have the style in the movie at all!

Do Europeans and Americans have a leap after development?But no matter what, at least I'm better now!
Teacher Chen looked at Zhu Weiyu who was in a daze at the side, naturally he couldn't guess what he was thinking, and said with a warm smile: "Don't be nervous, let me introduce myself to everyone, is it because I feel a little uncomfortable here? Excuse me? I'll go out first, so you shouldn't be nervous. Remember to call me after the introduction!"

With that said, the teacher walked out step by step. "Hmm...it should be quite flexible." Someone looked at Teacher Chen's back and muttered softly.Well, now that the teacher has gone out, some introductions that were originally planned will not work. As a future monitor, you must have enough prestige!
"Hello everyone, my name is Zhu Weiyu!" Snapped his fingers chicly, and the three words appeared on the monitor on the wall. The red lips were split open, revealing eight perfect teeth, and a cross of light flashed. However, Zhu Weiyu continued, "As you can see, the sex is male, and he likes female, and he doesn't like gays!
In addition, I may be your future squad leader, but don’t worry, I will definitely lead you to move forward together, and finally get promoted and raise your salary, become the general manager, become the CEO, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of life... Ahhhhhhhhh Bah, pass the exam, become the dean of the college, become the principal, marry the most beautiful women in the world, and reach the pinnacle of life! "

"Crack, crack, crack..." Thinking of the applause in twos and threes, Zhu Weiyu looked down strangely, and his face turned livid.

These guys... ignored him at all!
Stark is still pestering Maria, although the latter has no intention of answering him at all.Tesla raised his head proudly, his nostrils pointed at Edison, and Edison grinned hoarsely, looking ridiculous.Darwin was secretly observing his own animal world, where a dung beetle was rolling a dung ball, which aroused Darwin's strong interest, and he put his finger into his nose to contribute to the dung beetle's ball rolling career.

The Apple maniac is still staring at the apple in a daze, as if thinking about the philosophy of life, as for Da Vinci? ...It seems that he is still in the hospital with his butt up.Everyone else in the class was doing their own thing, only Einstein was confused, his clothes were messed up, and he seemed to have not figured out the situation, so he applauded lightly.

Immediately, Zhu Weiyu couldn't help but feel a little jealous: "Einstein, you are the best! The only applause came from you! I misunderstood you, so you are such a kind and lovely person~~~~ etc. Come on, I will definitely get you the latest nuclear heat shield!...Of course, I must not be present when you do the experiment!"

Hmph, no, I can't let you underestimate me, I have to go on and let you remember your monitor!
"Okay, since Zhu Weiyu has finished introducing himself..." At some point, Teacher Chen actually returned to the classroom, and she stood behind Zhu Weiyu with a warm face.

Wait, didn't you tell me to call you after I finished speaking, I haven't finished yet! !

"Well, student Zhu Weiyu, can you send me this?"

ah?The task came so soon!As the monitor of a class, as a good helper of the teacher, I must try my best to become the teacher's confidant, so as to improve my credibility in the class, and then acquire my ultimate skill - sue, teacher, teacher!
"Good teacher, no problem!"

A thick book-like thing appeared in everyone's hands. The industrious little bee Zhu Weiyu quickly distributed the things given by the teacher. It was just made, and the enthusiasm was still there, but no matter what, Zhu Weiyu finished posting.

"Teacher, I'm done posting. Is there anything else you want me to do!" If you want to leave a good impression on the teacher, you must take the initiative, hehe, so you can be one step faster!As a squad leader, you must work hard!

"Well, without student Zhu Weiyu, you just need to sit down and finish things."

wait, done?That almost fifty or sixty pages? ...By the way, what is that thing?
"Oh, by the way, I almost forgot, you have the first day of class today, okay, you sit..." Teacher Chen looked over, then pointed to Einstein's back and said, "You sit in Albert Later, come on, here is your pen, then go, hurry up, this exam is only two hours long."

Oh, I'm sitting behind Einstein, uh... wait, exam! ! ! ? ? ?
Damn it, what I just handed out was an exam paper? ? ? ?
Zhu Weiyu trotted to his seat, and opened the thick book before sitting down. On the first page, it read "Quiz for the Scientist Class of Mortal Academy, Grade 4 Primary School"!Fuck me, it's really a test paper. I checked the test paper visually, the size of A[-] paper, and the thickness of fifty or sixty pages. It's not a small amount just by looking at it!
Taking a deep breath, Zhu Weiyu closed his eyes, and said to himself in his heart: "Don't be nervous...don't be nervous, how difficult things can be in the first grade of elementary school, but one plus one equals two things, and then It’s just a matter of writing pinyin, you can do it if you’re fine! After so many years of education, you can definitely handle all the exams, but it’s just that the amount is a little too much, and the writing is just a little tiring, don’t worry.”

Zhu Weiyu's eyes fell on the first question, um, it seems quite long...

Find the Nth order derivative of Y with respect to X

（1)Y=IN(3+7X－6X^2)
(2)Y=(SINX)^2+(COSX)^4
(3) Y=1/(X－X^2)
Hmm... look at the second question.

计算下列溶液的pH值：（1）0.10mol·L－1NaCN溶液；（2）0.10mol·L－1NH3·H2O与0.10mol·L－1HAc等体积混合；（3）0.40mol·L－1HCl与0.20mol·L－1Na2CO3等体积混合。（已知：HCN，Ka=4.9×10－10；HAc，Ka=1.8×10－5；NH3，Ka=1.8×10－5；H2CO3，Ka1=4.3×10－7、Ka2=6.5×10－11）

Um... I'm super! ! !What kind of cheating thing is this! !
With a "snap", the pen in Zhu Weiyu's hand was broken in two, his complexion was as black as charcoal, and someone's heart was like a bare butt blown by the east wind, cool and cool.

"Oh my god, what kind of topic is this? The elementary school that was agreed!! Why is the topic like this!! After all, no one would know how to do it... Huh!!?" ​​Zhu Weiyu glanced aside, only to see the special Sla and Edison were still working hard, but the pens in their hands didn't stop, and they seemed to be able to write the answers without even looking at the questions.

"Huh, Edison, when you wrote the third letter, the second letter, the fourth letter, the pen turned half a circle more, you made a mistake!"

"I'm going? Tesla, what are you proud of? Your answer to the sixth question and the third question obviously has one line and the above written heavily! Don't tell me you don't know!"

"Hmph, the strong don't need to explain, I know, but I just like to write like this!"

"Dead duck has a tough mouth!"

"The weak..."

"Bastard, who are you talking about!"

"Whoever promises will say it!"

"Son of a bitch!"

……

Zhu Weiyu's eyes turned to the other side. Darwin was observing his animal world while writing the test paper. He was not like Edison and Tesla. He still read the test paper more or less...but he had already finished several pages. What is the paper, you just turned it over!
He looked helplessly at Stark aside, this playboy probably wouldn't know it.

"Oh, it's so boring. I finished preparations for these things last week. I didn't expect to take the test today. Why can't I take the Structural-Mechanics test? I like this better!" Stark propped up with one hand Chin, writing the test paper with one hand, and wrote the answers almost without looking.

God, someone will save me, what kind of place is this! !

Zhu Weiyu's face hit the table hard, as if he had given up.

……

The exam was finally over, Teacher Chen walked up to Zhu Weiyu and picked up Zhu Weiyu's paper.

"Hey, student Zhu Weiyu, your writing is not bad. I didn't expect you to be able to solve so many problems when you first came here."

"Of course teacher, I'm the class monitor!" A big smile appeared on his mouth, and the shining light was full of confidence.

Teacher Chen nodded and left. At this time, Zhu Weiyu hugged Einstein with a full face: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo L L l l Albert, you're really my savior, if you didn't Just copy me and I'm done."

"No, it's okay, it's a trivial matter!" Einstein waved his hand quickly, "I just hope you can help me with the buttons in the future, these buttons are really too difficult."

"No problem!" Zhu Weiyu gave a thumbs up, like a rare beast wearing a green vest, his face was full of blood.

what!This is youth! ! ...Wait, I seem to have copied the name too! !

(End of this chapter)