The first elementary school student in history

Chapter 5 The friendship is revealed, the moment of touching.

There is no good end to copying homework, at least after being caught, let alone plagiarizing exams.

In the face of dozens of pages of heavenly scriptures, Zhu Weiyu can keep his head clear. It is completely understandable to copy his name and so on. However, these punishments are a bit too much now, teacher !

Zhu Weiyu stood outside the classroom, with a bucket of water on his head, and a white sign hanging on his body - cheating in the exam!

Einstein was equally tragic as him. Those who were copied were also guilty of the same crime, but he was much better than Zhu Weiyu. At least he didn't have to hang a sign or hold a bucket, and he was just punished to stand.

"Okay, come back!"

Finally got the teacher's pardon, Zhu Weiyu was so moved, the feeling of being pointed at by a group of brats made people want to die, it only took a thousandth of a second, Zhu Weiyu He put down the bucket and sign above his head and returned to the classroom.

This class was dynamics, and the kids of scientists listened with great interest, but Darwin seemed a little disinterested. He still liked courses such as microbiology and genetics, but there was only one class of these classes a week.

Speaking of elementary school curriculum, it can be said that it is a tragedy, so let's count Zhu Weiyu's schedule.

Get up at 5 o'clock in the morning, start class at [-] o'clock, and take a [-]-minute break between each class.From the morning to [-]:[-], there are five classes in total, starting at one o'clock in the afternoon and ending after five o'clock, a total of five classes.

You read that right!Primary school students have ten classes a day, why not, and only half a day off a week, why not, God, this is simply challenging Zhu Weiyu's endurance limit!No wonder these guys don't want to learn anymore, no one would want to learn with such intensity!

But that's okay, there are only two physical education classes a week!No, live, move, class!One section, music, music, art, art, class!Damn, art class and music class are counted together! !
When Zhu Weiyu learned about the school's curriculum, he immediately understood what Nuwa's troubles were, and also understood the reasons for everything.But I thought about the devil-like Nvwa, and I thought about No.30 Erjo's free tour of the [-]th floor of hell... Well, I will bear it!

Fortunately, some courses are quite interesting, such as psychology, hypnosis courses and so on.I heard that the beauty class in the world also has make-up classes, and make-up skills are definitely a necessary skill to become the most beautiful of beauties.The generals class will naturally have fitness classes and nutrition. If you want to grow terrifying muscles, you can't do it without a reasonable diet, let alone eating Shancun.

The teacher of dynamics is a thin person wearing glasses, he doesn’t know where he came from, and he looks like someone who is nutritious: “Use the generalized coordinate q and the generalized momentum pi to associate the acceptance The mechanical equation of a conservative system that wants to be constrained, this equation can be written as..."

Cry, bastard, I don't understand these things, what are you talking about! !Feeling helpless in his heart, Zhu Weiyu could only use his ultimate method at this time - the Dafa of being in a daze!His eyes stared at the teacher's hand sliding up and down, and he nodded his head from time to time, but his mind had already taken his thoughts out of the classroom.

Just like the method often used in the boss meeting, whenever I hear some fixed words, such as "success!" "Up!"When hearing things like "The performance has deteriorated!" "What did you do!"

This method can be said to be used by Zhu Weiyu with great success, every time he can enlarge his breasts and turn into a chicken...Wait, the wrong input method is turning a bad luck into a good luck!Alas, the damn elementary school mind input method, why did such a vocabulary pop up in my pure heart, it is simply too incorrect! !

However, using this method will also be dangerous. Looking at the new face in the audience, the bamboo pole glasses teacher couldn't help but feel relieved in his heart: "I didn't expect that this newcomer looks so serious, it's really good, then Shall I give you a chance to answer the question and let me get to know you, do you want it, do you want it, do you want it...?"

No! ! !
"Zhu Weiyu, answer this question."

"Eh? What? Oh, well, the answer is..." Zhu Weiyu's eyes noticed the blackboard at this time. At some point, a whole blackboard of electronic laser formulas had appeared on the blackboard. Then...according to the teacher's location, The location of the guess, the title should be this.

But the problem is...what the hell is this writing about! ! !
I don't understand, I don't understand, Zhu Weiyu suddenly fell into a tangle.

"The answer is t(1/2)=..." A soft reminder came from the side, Zhu Weiyu immediately cast a grateful gaze on Einstein at the source of the voice, I really love you little Albert !
"Teacher, I don't know!"

"Well, sit down and listen to the class carefully, and think carefully about how to do the question. In fact, this question is very simple. The answer only needs to be calculated in this way. t(1/2)=..."

Einstein's answer is correct, there is no problem at all, Zhu Weiyu's ears are fine and he can hear Einstein's words, but the problem is... Fuck me, even if I heard the answer, Zhu Weiyu still doesn't know what he is talking about what! !I can't remember whether it's good or not, Zhu Weiyu forgot such a long thing in an instant!
What a cheating thing this is.

Once there was an answer in front of you, the most painful thing is not that you didn't care, but that even if you knew it was the correct answer, you still didn't understand and couldn't use it!
Some helplessly fell down, Zhu Weiyu felt a bit of bitterness in his heart, but there was no way to do it, the consequence of coming to this place was naturally like this.

"Heaven, God! Someone help me, at least let me know what the teacher is talking about!"

As a poor liberal arts student, as a child who hasn't touched physical chemistry for a long time, it can be said that it is painful to be in such a class full of scientists.When you are in class, you can't understand what the teacher is talking about, but class time takes up almost all of your life.

You said Zhu Weiyu went to another class, where could he go?

Knight class?Just kidding, have you passed the eighth level of the long sword test?Can your big gun go through a needle?Do you know how to bow and arrow with your eyes closed and bend over to fire all three?None of these can be done, and the knight class is still at the bottom.Even if you don't mention this, have you flown more than three meters with light function?No one else can escape faster!
So generals class?Hehe... Have you passed the barracks management exam?Have you finished the Advanced Formation Tutorial?Have you learned the combination of arms?Hey, when the time comes, they may be wiped out by others as soon as they take the troops out.

You must know that Zhuge Liang likes Yin people very much.Not to mention that the slaughter madman is useless. If you take an army out, you might lose all your money. This guy who likes to slaughter doesn't care about the strength of the opponent. Anyone who plays with him has to do well to be completely killed preparation.What's even more frightening is that after this guy kills all of them, he will say again: "Brother, do you want to play another game?"

Well, if you can’t move, then let’s come to Literary Points, how about going to a singing class?Being a classmate with Michael Jackson is the dream of countless people, and Houston will not talk about it.It seems... this can have?Well, if you ignore Zhu Weiyu's nickname - Death Singer!
It seems that there is only one class that Zhu Weiyu finally belongs to - the eunuch class!

You see, the threshold for the eunuch class is low, there are no special requirements, and you can even practice the classics of martial arts such as the Sunflower Book and the Evil Sword Manual, and you can also learn how to fight black belly with a group of adults and teachers, which is really perfect!
...Fuck you, whoever has nothing to go to the eunuch class, you are the student of the eunuch class, and your whole family is a student of the eunuch class!

"Boom" a heavy object hit Zhu Weiyu on the back of the head, the pain instantly pulled him out of the fantasy and decadence in his head, he grabbed the book casually, and then glared at the surroundings.

"Which bastard attacked me!"

Zhu Weiyu wouldn't shout out, he was still in class, he didn't want to kill himself, so he just sent this signal with his eyes.At this time, a guy with sly eyebrows and mouse eyes entered Zhu Weiyu's eyes. Stark on the side tidied up his handsome hairstyle and looked at him for the first time.

"Good guy, it's you, sneak attack on me, I've written down this account."

Seeing Zhu Weiyu's eyes, Stark didn't say much, just blinked quickly, and then raised his right thumb.

"Huh? Stark, is your head abnormal? I didn't mean to kill you, but you still give me a thumbs up?"

"Look at what's in your hands!"

Zhu Weiyu seemed to understand some information from Stark's eyes. He lowered his head and saw a black book. When he opened the first page, all kinds of notes were written on it. All kinds of comments, if you don't understand what they mean, they are really like pigs.

At this moment, another thing flew over, and two white notebooks hit Zhu Weiyu's desk almost at the same time. Looking along the source, Tesla's cold head turned aside, and did not look at Zhu Weiyu. , while Edison held his head high, as if saying that the notebook was not his.

"By the way, can you wipe off your name first and then pretend?"

After the three notebooks, there was no end. A dirt-stained notebook was passed on by Einstein, and there was also a broken notebook that seemed to be used for many years.

Needless to say, this naturally belongs to Einstein and Darwin.

Seeing this scene, Maria silently threw a pink notebook over again through Stark, and a big bag appeared on Zhu Weiyu's head again, but now he didn't care about it anymore, and lowered his head slightly. There seemed to be some liquid in his eye sockets.

"Woooooo, you guys, thank you, thank you so much."

Suddenly, a notebook with Wei Wei's weird style of painting appeared on Zhu Weiyu's desk.

Huh?strangeness?Whose notebook is this?There is also a sentence written on it... Don't run, I promise, don't kill me, you?

"Uh...Da Vinci! You're back!"

"Well, what's the matter with the knife in your hand!"

"Wait, don't!"

(End of this chapter)