I!The most handsome man in the world

Chapter 34: Black and White Impermanence
The dryad thought Chen Zile was nearby, but he was still looking around after dark.

The last black figure flew out from a deeper forest, turned into a young man, looked at the Dryad Primordial Spirit and said:
"Nanshan Dryad, what are you doing here?"

The Dryad looked at the young man and said, "Young Demon King, I'm looking for a boy, he came and took the wisteria away."

"What?" The man was annoyed.

This man has an average build and average length, but his body is very hairy, and there are many black hairs on his face.

Especially on both sides of the mouth, there are a few very long beards. The corners of this mouth look a bit like a dog.

I saw him scolding Nanshan Dryad angrily: "What's the matter with you? Can wisteria be taken away?"

"Young Demon King, that kid is very powerful, and he is elusive. And he poured gasoline under my tree. If I dare to mess around, he will set it on fire." The tree demon explained.

The Young Demon King took a deep breath angrily and said, "Where are they now?"

"The wisteria has already run away, but I suspect that the kid is still nearby and may appear under my tree at any time."

It seems that the tree demon was really scared by Chen Zile's teleportation.

The Young Demon King snorted and said, "Idiot, it's been so long, who would still be here?"

The dryad thought for a while, hey?Yes, the fool has been hiding here for so long.

So he said, "What should I do?"

The young demon king said: "Wisteria, I must marry. Although she is hiding in the city, there are many monsters in our Nanshan monster tribe. I will send some monsters to find her!"

After all, the young demon king left.

The Dryad Yuanshen looked around, then whispered, "Boy, are you really gone?"

"Boy? Are you really gone? Answer me?"

"Come out?"

"Oh... why did you leave?"

"so boring……"

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At this moment, Chen Zile was sitting on the sofa and eating fruit.

Peach Blossom Fairy put away a box of condoms and said, "Oh, sorry, I couldn't use this thing."

Chen Zile was startled, thinking that you are useless!

A few people sat watching TV and chatting, and returned to the happy and harmonious way before.

Only this time, there was an extra little fox demon.

She helped Wisteria, which was tantamount to offending the Nanshan Tree Demon and the Black Demon King. She would not dare to go back, so she could only live in Chen Zile's house.

How else can I say that vixen is the most attractive?
This girl has been giving him handsomeness since she came to Chen Zile's house.

As long as she takes a look at Chen Zile, the system's handsome value will increase by a little.

In the afternoon, Chen Zile added [-] handsome points.

In addition to the handsome points obtained by going to the world of Xiaolongnv a few days ago to pretend to be handsome, Chen Zile now has more than 2000 handsome points.

However, there is no super power to exchange one thousand and two thousand, and three thousand is needed to exchange again.

At that time, the two things that can be exchanged seem to be invisibility and wall penetration. If you want to exchange at that time, it must be invisibility.

Thinking of this, Chen Zile still had some small expectations.

It's cool to exchange super powers for a while, and it's always cool to exchange them all the time.

Just as he was thinking, suddenly there was a strong cloud in the room.

The next moment, two figures appeared in the living room.

Both the girls and Chen Zile were startled, and then looked around.

Among the two figures, one was dressed in white and the other was dressed in black, both wearing tall pointed hats.

On the white hat, it says Make Money at Sight, and on the black hat, it says World Peace.

Needless to say, this is black and white impermanence at a glance.

The sudden appearance of these two old brothers, needless to say, must be for the female ghost Xiaoruo.

It's just that I didn't expect that the last time Thor scared away the bull's head and horse face, there was another black and white impermanence.

Chen Zile's face darkened immediately, and he was going to use the power of Thor last time to frighten these two guys.

So he got up and stared at Black and White Impermanence!

But before he could speak, he saw Black and White Wuchang bowed to Chen Zile respectfully.

This Bai Wuchang had a smile on his face, his eyes were squinted, and he was tall and thin.

Heiwuchang has an angry face, his eyes are big and round, and his body is short, fat, and dark.

Immediately Bai Wuchang said: "The little god has seen the great god!"

Hei Wuchang stared with big eyes and said roughly: "That's right!"

"Huh?" Chen Zile was stunned for a moment, these two guys are so polite?Thinking of himself as a great god?
So I didn't want to be too embarrassing, and said: "Black and white are impermanent, what are you two doing here?"

"Don't bother the great god, don't take offense, the little god is here to take this away..." Said, Bai Wuchang pointed to the female ghost Xiaoruo.

Chen Zile was saying it was impossible, but was interrupted by Hei Wuchang: "It is!"

Chen Zile glanced at Heiwuchang, and then said:
"Impossible, she doesn't want to leave, it doesn't matter who comes. Besides, why are you so idle? Are you all staring at Xiao Ruo?"

"This..." Bai Wuchang said embarrassingly: "The order from the superior must take Miss Xiaoruo back..."

Heiwuchang: "Exactly!"

Chen Zile didn't understand. Why did the bosses in the underworld insist on catching a female ghost?
So he said: "Impossible, last time Thor also told the bull-headed horse face that no one here can be offended by your underworld, understand?"

Heiwuchang stared: "That's right!"

"But..." Bai Wuchang said in embarrassment: "Miss Xiaoruo has a special status, she must go back..."

Heiwuchang: "Exactly!"

"She doesn't want to, and no one can take her away." Chen Zile said:
"Besides, why do you have to take her away? How special can her identity be?"

"Exactly!" Hei Wuchang interjected!

Bai Wuchang said: "Great God, be flexible, we also follow orders."

Heiwuchang: "Exactly!"

Chen Zile said: "Ask Xiao Ruo if he is willing to go with you?"

Heiwuchang: "Exactly!"

"Great God, really don't embarrass our brothers..." Bai Wuchang was helpless.

Hei Wuchang was also helpless: "It's just..."

At this moment, Chen Zile was silent for a while, then looked at Hei Wuchang and said:

"Where are you from? How come you're like a fool? Anyone who catches them will say yes, can you be more assertive? You're like a fool."

Hei Wuchang stared at Chen Zile and said, "That's it!"

"Yeah? You still know?" Chen Zile rolled his eyes.

"Exactly!" Hei Wuchang said.

Chen Zile was speechless: "You little black fat man, are you kidding me? Don't think that everyone is mentally retarded like you."

Heiwuchang said angrily, "That's right!"

Chen Zile: "Fuck? (°Δ°`)"

"I said, you are like a mentally retarded little black fat man!" Chen Zile repeated.

Hei Wuchang gritted his teeth and said, "That's... yes!!!"

"Oh shit, you're really talented. I'm scolding you, do you agree?"

Chen Zile couldn't help admiring Hei Wuchang, this guy is really not an ordinary person, he would even agree that he was mentally retarded.

Heiwuchang said angrily this time, "That's right!"

Chen Zile was speechless, or what?This blackness is impermanent, definitely makes the brain sick.

But it's a bit like a fat man, saying everything is wrong.

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(End of this chapter)