I!The most handsome man in the world

Chapter 35
Chen Zile really didn't know what to say, he was basically sure that Hei Wuchang was mentally retarded.

But at this time, Bai Wuchang hastily said:
"Master, you misunderstood. My brother can only say 'yes' and can't say anything else. But he is definitely not mentally retarded. He has been talking to you just now."

"Dialogue? Do you think I'm mentally retarded? Why didn't I hear it?" Chen Zile sneered.

At this time, Heiwuchang said, "That's it!"

Bai Wuchang hastily translated: "My brother said that he didn't think you were mentally retarded, but he wasn't mentally retarded either.

He also said that you couldn't hear it because you didn't listen carefully.Listen carefully, and you can hear the meaning expressed by the two words he said. "

Chen Zile looked at Bai Wuchang dumbfounded and said:

"As far as the two words it said, you have translated so much for me? I didn't realize that you are also a talent?"

Immediately Chen Zile looked at Hei Wuchang and said, "Say it again, let him translate it, I don't believe these two words, and I can hear the different meanings."

Heiwuchang nodded, and then said seriously: "That's right!"

Chen Zile looked at Bai Wuchang, waiting for Bai Wuchang to translate, and the girls also looked at Bai Wuchang.

Hearing that Bai Wuchang didn't even think about it, he translated:

"My brother said: From the south came a dumb man with a trumpet in his waist; from the north came a lama with a tatter in his hand.

The lama with the tambourine wants to exchange the tammoth for the horn of the dumb man with the horn; the dumb man with the horn does not want to exchange the horn for the tammo of the lama with the tammoth.

I don't know if the dumb man with the trumpet played the lama with the tama; or the lama with the tama played the dumb tama with the trumpet.

The lama stewed the Tamo at home; the dumb man played the trumpet. "(Make up the word count confidently, hum...())

After finishing speaking, Hei Wuchang nodded in agreement, as if Bai Wuchang had translated everything correctly.

Looking at Chen Zile again, he was startled, took three steps back, looked at Black and White Impermanence in shock and said:
"You... do you really think I'm mentally retarded? You can translate a bunch of tongue twisters with so many words for me?"

Bai Wuchang hurriedly said: "Master, how dare we lie to you, my brother really said a tongue twister."

"That's right..." Hei Wuchang also nodded seriously.

Bai Wuchang translated again: "My brother said, I will lie to you and strike you with lightning."

Chen Zile was completely shocked, these two are more than talents?It's just...a genius.

So he said to Bai Wuchang earnestly and earnestly:

"In the future when aliens come to Earth, it's up to you to communicate and translate with them!"

Bai Wuchang said: "This, I am flattered!"

"That's it." Hei Wuchang said.

Chen Zile had seen the power of the two impermanences, so he didn't entangle them too much, so he said:
"Although I admire you a little, it is basically impossible to take Xiao Ruo away."

At this moment, Xiao Ruo walked up to Bai Wuchang and said, "I won't go back for the time being..."

"Miss Xiaoruo, if you don't go back...what about your father?" Bai Wuchang said.

Hearing this, Xiaoruo was taken aback for a while, and said after a while, "Okay, I'll walk with you."

Chen Zile frowned and said, "Xiao Ruo, if you don't want to go, don't force it."

Xiao Ruo sighed and said, "Family matters, you can't face them, Brother Zi Le, thank you for taking care of me these days, and everyone."

As she spoke, she looked at a few girls, then smiled and said, "It's nice to be with everyone."

As she spoke, she walked to the side of Black and White Wuchang, at this time Xiaolongnv said:

"Xiao Ruo, are they threatening you? If so, just blink your eyes, and we will resolutely not let them take you away."

Xiao Ruo smiled and said, "They dare not threaten me. It's really a family matter. I'll deal with it, and I'll come to you again."

As she spoke, she glanced at Chen Zile again, then turned around with Black and White Wuchang, disappeared, and went to the underworld.

Li Bao'er walked over and said, "Is this how you let sister Xiao Ruo go?"

Chen Zile said: "This is her own choice. It can be seen that she has not been persecuted. It must be something at home."

At this time, Peach Blossom Fairy said: "Don't worry, everyone. If Xiao is not an ordinary ghost, no one in the underworld will do anything to her."

"How to say?" Chen Zile looked at Peach Blossom Fairy.

Peach Blossom Fairy said: "Didn't you see that Black and White Wuchang is so polite to Xiao Ruo?

Besides, Xiao Ruo also said that it was a family matter, but it was Black and White Wuchang's boss who asked Black and White Wuchang to come to Xiao Ruo. Xiao Ruo's home is in the underworld, can it be normal? "

After saying this, Chen Zile and the others understood.

Chen Zile said: "It seems that Xiao Ruo is very likely to be the daughter of a dignitary in the underworld, right?
I just said how she is so powerful, she can appear during the day, but she dare not be directly under the sun. "

Thinking about it this way, everyone is not worried anymore.

…………

The next day, two little wolf demons came out from Nanshan and arrived in the city.

They wore human clothes and turned into human-like appearances. Walking on the human street, looking at the traffic and various neon lights around them, one of the fat monsters said in surprise:
"This human world is really lively."

Another thin wolf demon said: "Look at you who have never seen the world? I don't know why the young demon king sent you to come with me."

The fat monster said: "Isn't this also coming out to see and see, by the way, you should take me with you."

"Okay, but before we come to the human world to find someone, we need to have money first." Said the thin monster.

The fat monster asked: "How can I get rich?"

"Hey, then I have to do what I learned when I was in human society, and I can make money."

As the thin monster spoke, the fat monster stunned and took out a flip phone.

"Oh, this is a high-tech gadget for human beings, right?" the fat monster said excitedly.

The thin monster snorted: "Of course, mine is very popular, look at me using it to cheat money."

As he spoke, he randomly pressed a local number:
"Hi, hello, I am a waiter at the Happy Supermarket, because you have become the lucky customer of our supermarket for the tenth anniversary, so we will reward you with a car.

But you have to pay the purchase tax and insurance premium, a total of [-], and I will send you the account right away... Hello?How do you scold people?Do you still want the car? "

The call was hung up by the other party, and the thin monster gave the phone to the fat monster and said:

"Did you see it? Just hit one by one like this, someone will always be fooled, don't you know?"

"Oh, I really admire you." The fat monster said in admiration.

…………

In the living room of the villa, Chen Zile and the four daughters were eating.

At this moment, Xiao Longnv's cell phone rang, and she took it out to see an unfamiliar number.

But it's rare for someone to call for the first time, and she feels uncomfortable if she doesn't accept it.

So I picked it up and asked nervously, "Hello? Who is it?"

On the other end of the phone, a more nervous voice said:

"Hi, hello, I am a waiter in the Happy Supermarket, because you have become the car of our supermarket...

Uh, I'm sorry, it's the first time I lied to someone, and I'm not very proficient in business, can I hang up and call you again? "

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