The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 3 Begin to meet

"Long Lei, isn't it too wasteful for me to live alone in such a big house? Didn't the school still talk about the housing crisis, or Chuchu and you will move in and live together. Anyway, sooner or later we will live together." Before I finished speaking, I There was a delicate fist on the face.She said that you think beautifully, who said she would marry you.

"Don't worry about this problem. Someone has already rented the other two rooms to my aunt, and even the rent has been handed over to her old man. It is estimated that the person will move in in a few days."

At night, lying on my big soft bed, I felt a little tired.I moved too many things today, my back hurts and my legs almost cramp.I suddenly remembered the remaining five gentlemen in our six gentlemen's dormitory. I don't know what they are doing now?Must be lying in bed talking about women or basketball.In the past, we six gentlemen could not do without these two topics every night.I remember talking about their respective dream lovers one night somehow.Roommate Xiaopang said that his dream lover was Marylian Monroe.We laughed together, that is the extremely sexy and charming Hollywood star covering the skirt with both hands.It's a pity she died.Roommate Ah Niu said that his dream girl is Shu Qi.He likes her sexy lips.I said that I don't have a dream girl, as long as that woman treats me well and loves each other, it's OK.They all say I'm a realist.I wish I was.

Early in the morning, I called before I woke up, and she said, "Su Tong, do you remember what day it is today?"

"What date? Valentine's Day?"

"No. Guess again?"

"Your birthday."

"No. Guess again. There is one last chance."

"Let me think about it. My birthday hasn't come yet, and the Nanchang Uprising is not today, and the July [-]th Incident is impossible. Oh, I see. You, that one is here."

"Ruffian, why are you thinking so dirty. Today is the day we met last year."

In fact, I already knew it, so I didn't say it on purpose to make her anxious.Women just like to remember these days, what is her birthday, what day did you meet, what day did you kiss her for the first time, she remembers all the messy things.Then one day she will ask you about these days inexplicably and very seriously.You can say it to prove that you still love her, but if you can't, congratulations, you are miserable.She will definitely wipe all the tears and snot on you until you ask her to make her happy.Otherwise you will never have a peaceful day.

"Someday we won't meet, it's just that we don't sleep together." I still pretended to be confused.

"Su Tong, I'm really angry if you keep pretending to be confused with me."

Alas, knowing that I'm pretending and wanting me to surprise you by saying it, how tiring it is to be so hypocritical.

"Okay, stop pretending. See you at Blue Moon tonight." After speaking, I hung up the phone and continued my sleep.

Chu Chu is the kind of heartless and carefree woman.It was a total accident that I would be boyfriend and girlfriend with her.I remember the accident happened like this.

Our school has an artificial lake called Fengyu Lake, which is quite large.The lake is not only full of lotus but also a lot of fish.There is even a small wooden boat on the lake.I suspect it is used to catch dead fish.If you stand far away and look into the lake, hey, the sparkling water on the lake looks so clear. If you don’t look carefully, you might think you are in a fairy lake.In fact, these are all illusions.When you get closer and take a look, you will find that the lake water is seriously polluted, and it definitely belongs to the category where phosphorus and heavy metals exceed the standard.There are also various white plastic bags and sanitary napkins floating on the lake all year round.The air smelled too thick to dissipate.It is estimated that the butterfly flies here and falls straight down.I remember one time when our chemistry teacher was in class, he explained to us how the lake water went bad.It turned out that the sulfuric acid and nitric acid used in the school's experiments came here through the sewer.No wonder I saw that all the fish in the lake were bruised and their scales were falling off.At first I thought it was the fish collectively suffering from skin moss, but after the introduction by his old man, I fully understood that it was caused by too strong acid corrosion.

Such a place that is sorry for the audience has become a sacred place for those idiots who complain about love and love, don't you think it's strange.I really don’t understand why those dogs and men with zero IQ and claiming to be geniuses usually pass by the wind and rain lake, covering their noses and holding their hearts, but once they fall in love, they seem to have a bad cold, a high fever, and a blocked nose, and they hold hands every night. Take a walk around the lake.I wish I could die and be buried here.Do you think it's strange or not?

What's even weirder is that one night I actually appeared by the lake of wind and rain.I don't have a date and my brain doesn't get rusty. The one with rusty brain is Long Lei.A phone call from this kid pulled me from my bookishness in the library to the edge of the stormy lake where my eyes are blurred and my lust is rampant.Long Lei said he was looking for me urgently, and asked me to wait for him on the bluestone bench by the lake.I thought about another spring coming for this kid, and wanted me to write a love letter for him that shook the world and wept ghosts and gods.In the past, in order to successfully chase girls for him and impress their soft hearts, I wrote love letters as homework, one after another.Although reading some of the words made me feel goosebumps all over my body, what I got in exchange was Long Lei's triumph in love, which is worth it.Besides, Long Lei is also very interesting. A love letter costs 50 yuan, which is the same as writing a column for me in a certain magazine.So I often say that Long Lei is my reborn parent.

I sat on the bluestone bench and brewed my feelings. Since I was preparing, I told Long Lei why my eyes often have tears, because I love deeply.Custody can scare him half to death, thinking that he has encountered a confession glass.But half an hour passed, and all the feelings I was brewing turned into farts, and I still didn't see that deformed and familiar figure of Long Lei.On the contrary, sitting on the bench alone attracted the attention of those lingering wild mandarin ducks.They hid in the dark one by one and glanced at me with bright eyes.I guess they thought I was overwhelmed by the loss of love and decided to commit suicide by jumping into the lake.So, I yelled at them, what to look at, I have never seen anyone committing suicide by jumping into a lake.As a result, this sentence won their sympathetic eyes.I suddenly remembered the duck necks stretched by invisible hands in Uncle Lu Xun's "Medicine", and I was the one who was about to be beheaded.

Bah, this analogy is too inappropriate.bah bah.While I was sitting there feeling sorry for myself, I received a text message from Long Lei.He said, Su Tong, I suddenly have something to do and can't go, you should go back first.I got angry when I saw this text message, you, Mr. Long Lei.I don't care about you usually calling the wind and rain, but you can't treat me like a monkey.When you called me, I rushed here to wait for you for half an hour, and then you sent me back with a text message. You really think you are my parents.

I was getting angry when I suddenly heard the cry for help coming from the lake.A woman fell into the lake somehow.The first thing that crossed my mind at the time was that this woman was finished.

(End of this chapter)