The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 4 That girl fell into the water

I remember Long Lei once told me a story about a peacock trying to fly from one side of Fengyu Lake to the other side, but it couldn't fly halfway and fell into the lake.When the peacock struggled to climb ashore from the lake, all its peacock feathers fell off.At this time a chicken came towards the trembling peacock.The chicken said to the peacock: "Brother, go swim in the lake, it's very clean." The peacock said angrily: "Who is your brother, I am a peacock and you are a chicken." The chicken said: "You see clearly By the way, I am also a peacock. I accidentally dropped it into the lake last year, and the fur hasn’t fully grown yet.” This story fully proves how dangerous the water quality of Fengyu Lake is.So, from this point to that point, the woman who was calling for help came ashore and her clothes might have been corroded by the lake water, leaving only a snow-white Dong body.Wow, just thinking about it makes my mouth water.

I stood on the stone bench, waiting for some hero to jump into the lake to save the beauty, and then come up naked.Then I took off my clothes and put them on the woman, lest those perverts have a chance to succeed.I can take a few glances myself as I dress her.

But damn it, the woman who fell into the water moaned and cried for help for a long time in the lake, but no one went into the water to rescue her.In this world, alas, what is the heart of this world.

I heard that woman's voice has gradually weakened, and it seems that it won't last long.So I jumped up and jumped from the stone bench to the ground.I shivered and took off my clothes.When I was young, I took off my pants and only wore a pair of cartoon briefs before going down to the lake to carry out rescue work.But suddenly there was silence in the lake.Oops, the woman has sunk, I thought.I couldn't care less, I jumped into the lake and swam towards the woman without taking off my pants.I found the lake water to be so fucking viscous and stinky.

When I approached the woman, I realized that she hadn't sunk yet, but was just bobbing up and down like a fish float.I stretched out my right hand to hug her, and my left hand was like paddling with all my strength.Finally rescued her.Amitabha, saving a life is better than building a seven-level pagoda.Good good good good.

Needless to say, everyone already knew that this poor woman who fell into the water was Chu Chu.

The next day, a well-dressed figure came to our dormitory to find me, and said to invite me to dinner to repay the kindness of saving my life last night.I didn't stick to the revolutionary position under Chu Chu's soft voice, and followed her to the Blue Moon (the kind of couple's bar) in a daze.I guess at that time, Chu Chu used Yin Chao to use drugs such as Mihunxiang, which people in the Jianghu despised.

When eating, Chu Chuge was very ladylike, and she only dared to pick up vegetables from the plate in front of her.No matter how you look at it, what a petite and weak little sheep.This certainly aroused my primal instincts and desire to protect.But later I found out that the image of Chu Chu as a little sheep was completely pretended to deceive us kind people to sympathize with them.So, I would like to advise everyone, when you find girlfriends in the future, don't be fooled by their appearance, and you must adopt a war policy of twists and turns and repeated beatings, so that they can show their true colors under the blows of wind and rain.I remember reading a sentence in a book that women count their leg hair with the door closed, just like men.classic.

About Chuchu's falling into the water, I once asked her.That conversation went like this.

I said: Why did you commit suicide by jumping into the lake that night? Who do you want to die for?
Chu Chu blushed and said: No no no, how could I commit suicide, I accidentally stepped on the air and fell.

I said: You dare to go to Fengyu Lake, which is so smoky. Haven’t you heard the story of the peacock crossing the lake?

Chuchu said suspiciously: What is the story of the peacock crossing the lake?I never heard.

So I told her the story Long Lei told me verbatim.She laughed vigorously, covering her mouth with one hand and holding her stomach with the other.It is estimated that she has too many humorous cells, and such a serious story can be laughed into wildly.But she has a nice smile.

Chu Chu said: I remember someone wrote an article praising Fengyu Lake in the school newspaper.

I said: "Who is so unconscionable and scrambled to say... I didn't dare to go on."I remembered that I seemed to have published such a thing in the school newspaper.

Cough cough...cough cough, you don't know me, do you?I asked awkwardly.

I don't know if it was you, but it seems to be written by a talented man named Su Tong.She smiled slyly, revealing her white teeth.

It was me.Indeed, almost every issue of the school newspaper has my articles.This is thanks to the editor, who is looking down on me, and invites me to write every time.For the manuscript fee, I sometimes make up things when I can't write anything.But many people should have had this experience.It's like being forced by the teacher to write a diary when I was a child. In order to praise myself for my high morals, who didn't pick up money on the way to school and hand it to the police uncle, or help the old man cross the road.What is more outrageous is one of my classmates. He wrote in his diary: Today, after helping an old lady to cross the road, I continued to walk. Suddenly, I saw a [-]-yuan RMB in front of me.I picked it up and gave it to the police uncle, who praised me as an honest and good boy.It's too strong, and the RMB still has a face value of [-] yuan?I've never heard of it.

(End of this chapter)