The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 88 Zhang Hao's Education Class
"I'm going back after eating at Grandma Deng's today." The old lady folded the shawl and put it in the bag. "I'll give you my pickled sour peppers."

"Okay." I replied.This is also good, you can eat less instant noodles.Zhuo Ying had no objection to this, she just hugged the tiger cub and stroked its smooth fur.

"Hey, do you have it?" The old lady pouted while eating, asking mysteriously.

"What's wrong?" I was thinking about why this chili is so sour. Except for pregnant women who love to eat it, other people must not be able to stand it.

"Stomach." The old lady glanced at Zhuo Ying's stomach, where she was immersed in eating.She looks very ladylike.

"Oh, not yet!" I understood, and I didn't expect the old lady to care about our affairs.

"Why haven't you? Are you not sick?"

"How can I, I'm healthy!" I couldn't argue.The old lady believed that Zhuo Ying and I were husband and wife.Arguing with her is like slapping yourself in the mouth.

"Granddaughter." The old lady turned to Zhuo Ying. "Do you like sour chili?"

"I like it." Zhuo Ying smiled brilliantly.

"Then why not?"

"Nothing?" Zhuo Ying still didn't understand what the old lady said.

"Children!"

Zhuo Ying's face turned red when she heard this.

"Grandma, it's none of her business." I wanted to explain a few words for Zhuo Ying.

"It's none of her business. Both of you are responsible for this matter. How can you be married without children?"

When Zhuo Ying heard this, she thought I had said something secretly to the old lady, so she punched me hard.I can only be a dumb person eating coptis, and I can't tell the pain.I really regret admitting that I was Zhuo Ying's husband last time.

In the end, the meal turned into an old lady telling us how to promote pregnancy and how to judge whether the baby in the belly is a boy or a girl.

"Remember, you must tell Grandma Deng when you have a baby." The old lady ended her education class on pregnancy with these words.

In fact, I have known this kind of knowledge for a long time, and it was Zhang Hao who told me.

Zhang Hao and her girlfriend fell in love as soon as they entered college. They fell in love at first sight, and then they both said that it was too late to meet each other, and then they stuck together like a piece of soft chewing gum all day long.One night, Zhang Hao didn't return all night.Early the next morning, he jumped back to the dormitory in high spirits and said, "Brothers, let you see a good thing." Then he took off his bloody underwear to show off to us. "It's a vestige of her virginity."

The bloody underwear was circulated through everyone's hands, and finally returned to Zhang Hao's hands.He carefully folded it and put it in the box.It's something to remember and treasure, he said.At that time, we were drooling with envy, and we all looked forward to the day when we tasted the forbidden fruit for the first time.Zhang Hao comforted us in the tone of a person who has been there: "Young people, you can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. The Great Wall was not built in a day, and everything must be done steadily, one step at a time." We all felt that what this guy said was basically the same the truth.

Unexpectedly, two months later, Zhang Hao's girlfriend told him that she was pregnant.He didn't expect that he was so lucky that he hit the bull's-eye with one shot, and his mouth trembled with fright when he heard the word "pregnant". "Beat...kill it." Then her legs became weak and she leaned against the pregnant woman and dragged her to the hospital for an abortion.

It is estimated that Zhang Hao was frightened at that time. When he saw the doctor, he thought he saw a biology teacher, so he hurriedly told the doctor the questions that were suppressed in his heart. "Why did you get pregnant so easily?" The doctor was a kind person, seeing that Zhang Hao was so eager to learn.So I told Zhang Hao from the fertilization of a sperm and an egg to whether a B-ultrasound can tell a man or a woman.If the doctor hadn't rushed home from get off work to cook, he might have told Zhang Hao how to raise his children.

Zhang Hao's girlfriend broke up with him after walking out of the hospital.The reason is that it's not safe to be with Zhang Hao, and I have to leave souvenirs on her when I do something.This kind of person cannot be trusted.Later, Zhang Hao said to us earnestly: "No matter what you do, safety comes first." Then he poured out the common medical knowledge that the doctor told him to us.

From this incident, we other five gentlemen have benefited a lot.

(End of this chapter)