The happy life of living with the best school girl

Chapter 89

140 After dinner, I wanted to ask Zhuo Ying to go for a walk and walk home together, but suddenly it rained heavily, and it was like diarrhea.I had no choice but to give up this romantic idea and take a taxi home with her.

In the car, Zhuo Ying asked me. "Skunk Sutong, do you like rainy days or sunny days?"

"I like snow days." I said. "Rainy days make people too melancholy, sunshine makes people too lazy. I don't like it."

Zhuo Ying pursed her mouth. "You digress, the answer is only A and B, not C."

"Then I'll add a C." I said. "I have a question for you. A psycho has concentrated sulfuric acid in his left hand and concentrated nitric acid in his right. Which acid do you want him to throw in your face?"

Zhuo Ying thought for a while and said, "I hope he uses nitric acid."

"why?"

"Because concentrated sulfuric acid will dehydrate and carbonize the skin, while concentrated nitric acid is easy to volatilize and will not dehydrate."

"Why don't you ask if there is an answer to three?" I laughed.

In fact, many times, when we thought there were only two choices, Yes or No, there was a NotGiven standing not far away waiting for us to choose.

141 On the second day, when I drove Zhuoying to school, I wanted to repeat the same old trick to have an intimate contact.Unexpectedly, Zhuo Ying could easily see through my trick this time.She put the Pierre Cardin handbag on her chest, and there were books in it.No matter how hard I slam on the brakes, I can't have any contact with her again.The only consolation was the scent of violets coming from her every time I slowed down around a turn.

After arriving at the school, I locked Feige in the parking shed and waved goodbye to Zhuo Ying.

"Stinky Sutong, wait for me at the school gate after class!" Zhuo Ying smiled softly.

"Okay, don't get too tired from dancing."

"Know it."

I watched Zhuo Ying's back disappear into a group of men and women who were rushing to class holding steamed buns before turning around and rushing to the classroom.

Unfortunately I'm still late.

On the way, I saw that the walls of the teaching building were covered with advertisements the size of toilet paper.So I stopped and read the ad for a while.The content is varied and has everything that one expects to find.There are second-hand computers for sale at a low price, some restaurants offer a [-]% discount, and some ask for rent for postgraduate entrance examinations.Of course, the most popular ones are advertisements for [-]% off a certain brand of condoms.

I remember that Long Lei used to pay attention to this kind of advertisement, but these popular things are often posted in the corner of the toilet or the dark side of the tree.Buyers must open their eyes and search carefully like looking for a needle in a haystack before they can see it.However, there are simple ways to judge, and they have been tried and tested.That is, as long as you see someone suddenly excited and running towards a wall or a tree like crazy, then this place is most likely to be a discounted cover.But I'm not interested in these.I don't mean I'm not interested in it, I mean I'm not interested in little raincoats on sale.There is a saying in China: cheap is not good!Who can guarantee that the discounted raincoat is safe or not?If you don't succeed, you will be an adult.

(End of this chapter)