Invincible starts from being an anchor

Chapter 85

"666, the dog anchor made a big move as soon as he came up, suspecting driving, but I can't find any evidence."

"Hahaha, I finally finally understand! Apple, berry, persimmon cake? I don't have anything to do! Dog host, I'll give you 99 points for the reason you asked for leave. If you get more points, I'm afraid you'll be proud. I've decided to forgive you!"

"The anchor really knows how to play. As a pure me, I can't understand what you are talking about."

at the same time.

Guapima, who was checking Xie Lang's live broadcast room, understood the jokes in Xie Lang's mouth in an instant, and then laughed obscenely, pointing to Xie Lang's live broadcast room and said to the audience:

"The prodigal son stole something from this little boss. The live broadcast effect is good. When Teacher Ma is not around, the students can watch it in his live broadcast room and learn a lot."

"Thank you, Mr. Guapi, for your ward rounds. I was really sorry yesterday. I missed everyone. Today, Mr. Guapi, do you want a double row? I'll take you to eat...cough cough, I'll take you to eat chicken in a double row."

Sensing the airborne landing of the Ma family's army on the barrage, Xie Lang said as he charged 1 yuan in Douyu coins, and handed Guapima five shots of super fire.

"Hahaha, why didn't the anchor say the last two words?"

Xie Lang said: "Everyone, don't make trouble, and pay attention to me. Now the live broadcast room is severely cracked down. If you talk nonsense, you will be 404, so I advise everyone to be kind."

"Fuck off, you drive all day, you've brought us all to pieces, and you're still trying to persuade us to be kind? Shameless."

"The dog anchor, this old guy is very bad, we advise you to be kind!"

Just at this time, Guapima and Xie Lang successfully connected to the mic, and then I heard Guapima say to the audience, "Okay, students, for the rest of today, Teacher Ma will double row with the host of Machachong for PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds That’s right, we, the Ma brothers, are going to let everyone see how we dominate the strongest rank in the history of PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds—the stubborn black iron!”

When the fans in the live broadcast room heard the words, there was a burst of boos.

"Mr. Ma, don't brag, don't you have a B number in your mind?"

"I bet it must be the dog anchor who brought Mr. Ma to eat chicken."

"There are thousands of ways to die from eating chicken, half of which are fighting fish and melon skin horses. If the dog anchor can bring a cheater like Teacher Guapi to eat chicken, I will live broadcast and wash my hair upside down!"

"Okay, students, the game is about to start, let's start a quiz first! Today, my two brothers Ma, who can take the first chicken?"

After listening to Guapima's quiz in the voice, Xie Lang felt a little joy in his heart, and secretly said: This is the rhythm of stable financial management and decisive non-compensation.

Without thinking too much, Xie Lang clicked on the live broadcast room of Kai Gua Pi Ma, and directly studded all the people to eat chicken with Gua Pi Ma.

Hey, stable financial management, this is very spiritual.

"666, I'm reporting that the dog anchor cheated and beat himself up."

"Hahaha, if Guapima takes the dog anchor to eat chicken, the 1 million fish balls, I'm afraid I will pull my pants."

Whoa! !

The popularity of Xie Lang's live broadcast room has soared to [-], and it is still increasing.

All kinds of gifts took off, Xie Lang simply blocked the news of the points, thinking: wait a while and see how many there are.

Whether he can make a lot of money in the future depends on the 100 million rewards from Shangguan Wang!
Oh, by the way, since you can get points for tipping...

"It seems that I can also work as a part-time author and write a novel called Xiu Po ​​Cangqiong to get more rewards from readers. Wouldn't it be leveraged to increase the speed of points?"

That's right!

Xie Lang seemed to have thought of a way to improve his rank faster.

You must know that on the sky blue planet, there are many novels that are famous on the earth, but they were not born here.

When Xie Lang was on YY, Guapima had added Xie Lang as a game friend in the game.

Xie Lang came back to his senses, immediately issued a game invitation, and asked, "What mode does Teacher Ma want to play?"

"Let's get rid of the old mode first, and then open the entertaining character mode later." Guapima replied.

"it is good."

thump.

As soon as Xie Lang clicked start, he was instantly opened.

This one is the gunfight mode of the old version of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, which can save people.

The picture soon reached Jedi Island, and Xie Lang's earphones immediately heard various curses greeting his family.

"Calling, calling, are they all called Nima? Those who are capable will all jump to the airport, but if they don't, it's my grandson!" Xie Lang immediately turned on everyone's voice and yelled.

Immediately, a big black man ran up to Xie Lang, and kept hitting Xie Lang's face with his fist, "Boy, did you say that just now?"

Xie Lang changed his voice and said, "That's right! With all due respect, I will definitely eat chicken! Hey, you players in the black iron game are all stunned, I told you to jump to the airport, just to let you come here Give me the head, hey, comfortable."

"What? Teacher Guapima?"

"Damn it, I shouldn't have ranked up to Mr. Ma, have I?"

"It sounds a bit like that. I heard that Mr. Ma is going to jump to the airport?"

"Let's go, let's jump into the airport and squat on melon horses, and snipe him." Xie Lang said again in his own voice.

Guapima was stunned, what the hell?

I didn't say anything, what kind of routine is this scumbag?
After the countdown ended, the screen changed, and Guapima and Xie Lang were sent to the plane.

Xie Lang opened the map and saw that he was flying from the bottom of the airport to the top.

In the end, Xie Lang imitated Guapima's voice again, smiled wretchedly, and said, "Hey, little bosses, are you afraid that you are not Shi Lezhi? You actually want to jump with me at the airport? You are really brave, Mr. Ma My strength is ignorant!"

Suddenly, everyone on the plane shouted:

"Mr. Ma, don't pretend to be aggressive. I will hammer your dog's head off later."

"Teacher Ma, although I'm your fan, this time I'm going to snipe you, just to vent my anger at the young lady who played with me last time."

"That's right! Kill Guapima and avenge the little sister playing with you."

"What's wrong with playing with Miss Sister? Ask."

"What's the point, Guapima, a scumbag, ordered a young lady to play with, but Bai didn't say anything, and let the young lady post an airplane instead!"

"With all due respect, Guapima is the second most shameless guy I've ever seen besides the anchor of the horse fork bug!"

shit.

Xie Lang was also "shot" while lying down.

Guapima was about to cry, and immediately explained with the voice on: "I didn't say it just now, it was the horse fork who said it! The horse fork, the prodigal son of Douyu stole it!"

However, Guapima's explanation was so feeble that there were more shouts and curses around him.

"Fuck off! Don't insult the idol in my heart. Although I am shameless as the anchor of the horse fork bug, he is the strongest king after all. How can he match our stubborn black iron?"

"That's right, do you think that people, like you Guapima, eat chicken less than once a year?"

Hearing the words of these true fans, Xie Lang burst into laughter.

Look, look, how lovely the audience I brought this time is.

　Continue to add more~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)