Invincible starts from being an anchor
Chapter 86 The way you forcefully explain is really handsome
Chapter 86 The way you forcefully explain is really handsome
"Mr. Ma, are we going to jump to the airport and start the big kill mode?" Xie Lang asked jokingly.
"Brother Ma is really cunning...I have been tricked by you, how dare I jump to the airport? Now let's jump into the air-raid shelter, hey, let them be their bosses, and I will treat them as stunned."
Jumping in a dugout?
Originally, Xie Lang wanted to jump to the airport and just shoot.
Isn't playing the old version just jumping to the airport, is it interesting to just shoot?
Killing one person is not a loss, killing two people makes a small profit, and killing three people makes a lot of money.
The location of the air-raid shelter is a lot of money. Is it a place where people "go"?
After thinking about it for a while, Xie Lang decided to listen to Teacher Ma for the effect of the live broadcast, and said, "Okay, the air-raid shelter is the air-raid shelter."
"Yo~~" The voice dragged on for a long time, and Da Sima said to Xie Lang carelessly over the earphone, "Brother Ma seems a little unhappy, you are very good in the entertainment version, but you are only in the black iron tier 2 in the old gunfight mode. "
"With all due respect, Brother Ma, you must have been eating nonsense and eating chicken a few times ago! Hey, you will definitely not lose money if you jump into the air-raid shelter with me. Later, this group of people will fight to the death at the airport. Let's get fat and come directly A wave of Haidilao, complete 30 kills and eat chickens, let’s not talk about being handsome.”
I believe you ghost, you don't talk about melon skins, and you still take me to eat chicken for 30 kills?
If you can bring me 30 kills to eat chicken, I will live broadcast handstand diarrhea, and eat while pulling!
Xie Lang thought so in his heart, but on the surface he said, "Teacher Ma has something."
Guapima immediately marked the position of the air-raid shelter. At this time, the plane just flew above the airport, and half of the people had already parachuted. He was overjoyed, and said to Xie Lang: "Brother Ma, you also have something. It was reduced by half, and it seems that you were tricked into going to the airport."
The two had a wave of business blowing each other.
"Wow."
When the two successfully landed at the main entrance of the air-raid shelter.
At this moment, the system started to prompt crazily.
[Ignore it, use your fist to hammer the confused life to death! 】
[Sword Demon Atuo, using the S686 headshot to kill the past like a smoke blow! 】
[Where is the drunk sober now, I smashed it to death with a frying pan and left! 】
Survival: 98…97…85…73…
Almost in just a few minutes, the place where the airport was killed was called a dark place, and the blood flowed into a "box".
As soon as someone fell on the ground, he was beaten to the ground and then shot by another pair of men and horses.
The audience in the live broadcast room, seeing the "good news" constantly coming from the screen of the live broadcast room, their eyes popped out!
"666, this must be the airport, at least 60+ players jumped to the airport."
"Hahaha, it's a good thing the two Ma brothers didn't jump off the airport, or else the cliff would have been smashed into a sieve."
"The dog anchor is so smart, he actually tricked the players to the airport, and then jumped into the air-raid shelter with the old horse, which is a good way to divert the tiger away from the mountain."
Xie Lang, who happened to be looking for a gun in the air-raid shelter, noticed the barrage, and boasted triumphantly, "Yes, this is exactly my trick to use Teacher Ma to attract firepower and make everyone jump to the airport! It's safe to eat chicken, even if Jesus comes, it won't work, I said!"
"Hey, did you hear that, when you have nothing to do, watch my brother Ma's live broadcast more often, you can learn a lot, brother Ma is so handsome."
"Mr. Ma, please don't say that. I know you must have seen through my scheme at the beginning, so you played this wave with me and let me jump into the air-raid shelter! Did you see that the players were not only deceived by us, but also Even the audience was fooled."
Hearing that the two horses had a wave of business exchanges in the live broadcast room, the audience couldn't bear it:
"Ha, tui, I've been watching live broadcasts for many years, and I've never seen two anchors who are so shameless."
"One dares to brag, the other dares to believe, my God!"
"Hahaha, watching the live broadcast of the Ma brothers, it's so effective, I like the two brothers bragging about each other's business..."
Da~ da da...
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps in the air-raid shelter ahead.
Guapima immediately said in the voice, "Don't panic, brother Ma. I have a UMP9 here. You don't have a gun now. Follow me. After I clear the other players in the air-raid shelter, we will sweep the field."
As soon as the voice fell, Guapima saw the figure of the other party.
Da da da!
I saw that he raised the UMP9 and fired a burst of shots, and he just finished firing a shuttle of bullets, and the opponent missed a single shot.
The same was true for the player on the opposite side, holding an M16, they pecked at each other for quite a while without losing a single drop of blood.
"666, who dares to miss a shot, only me, Teacher Guapima!"
At this time, Xie Lang, who noticed this scene, couldn't laugh or cry.
Guapima shot in the audience, and he saw it all.
They didn't aim at all, and they just blazed wildly.
Da da da.
After changing the magazine, the gunfire rang again.
[Teammate Zhongshanqiao Yiba's Lengtouqing used UMP9 headshot to kill the guardian of the dog head gang, completing 1 kill. 】
Guapima completed an effective kill and found that the guy handed over the box directly, so he guessed that his teammate must have jumped to another position and died.
The air-raid shelter was finally safe now.
"Hey, kill with a headshot!" Gua Pi Ma Snake Pi turned his hand to the camera, "Just ask this wave what to say? Does the UMP9 little prince deserve his name?"
"Teacher Ma is awesome (broken sound)" Xie Lang said in a very exaggerated tone.
Hearing this kid's tone, he knew it was very hypocritical.
"Hey, Brother Ma, you have to work hard, I'm already a head ahead of you with this one! Well, for the sake of your lack of a gun, let you lick the box first."
Xie Lang: I...
He was speechless.
However, while Xie Lang was licking his bag and Guapima was bragging to the audience in the live broadcast room...
Suddenly a hand came out from the back passage, and then pulled the safety catch. After counting the seconds quietly, a grenade still came over.
Bang!
Immediately, as soon as the grenade was thrown over, it was directly struck by the second mine.
Xie Lang and Guapima's screens suddenly displayed a row of characters—Keep up the good work, and eat chicken next time!
"Wow, love between gods and demons!!" Guapima's eyes widened, and he immediately turned on the replay.
After the two saw each other's operations, Xie Lang explained immediately, "Ahem, with all due respect, this person is a master~ There is no second thunder in the Black Iron Bureau. If I guessed correctly, this person has At the level of a king, I came to the Black Iron Bureau to abuse food."
After finishing speaking, Xie Lang retreated immediately and started a new mode.
Guapima answered immediately, and said, "That's right, brother Ma is right, this little boss has something, and we won't die unjustly."
"You two old guys are very bad, I believe you ghosts."
"Pretend, continue to pretend!"
"Although the appearance of the two rookie anchors being blown to death is very embarrassing, but the way you forcefully explain is really handsome."
(End of this chapter)
"Mr. Ma, are we going to jump to the airport and start the big kill mode?" Xie Lang asked jokingly.
"Brother Ma is really cunning...I have been tricked by you, how dare I jump to the airport? Now let's jump into the air-raid shelter, hey, let them be their bosses, and I will treat them as stunned."
Jumping in a dugout?
Originally, Xie Lang wanted to jump to the airport and just shoot.
Isn't playing the old version just jumping to the airport, is it interesting to just shoot?
Killing one person is not a loss, killing two people makes a small profit, and killing three people makes a lot of money.
The location of the air-raid shelter is a lot of money. Is it a place where people "go"?
After thinking about it for a while, Xie Lang decided to listen to Teacher Ma for the effect of the live broadcast, and said, "Okay, the air-raid shelter is the air-raid shelter."
"Yo~~" The voice dragged on for a long time, and Da Sima said to Xie Lang carelessly over the earphone, "Brother Ma seems a little unhappy, you are very good in the entertainment version, but you are only in the black iron tier 2 in the old gunfight mode. "
"With all due respect, Brother Ma, you must have been eating nonsense and eating chicken a few times ago! Hey, you will definitely not lose money if you jump into the air-raid shelter with me. Later, this group of people will fight to the death at the airport. Let's get fat and come directly A wave of Haidilao, complete 30 kills and eat chickens, let’s not talk about being handsome.”
I believe you ghost, you don't talk about melon skins, and you still take me to eat chicken for 30 kills?
If you can bring me 30 kills to eat chicken, I will live broadcast handstand diarrhea, and eat while pulling!
Xie Lang thought so in his heart, but on the surface he said, "Teacher Ma has something."
Guapima immediately marked the position of the air-raid shelter. At this time, the plane just flew above the airport, and half of the people had already parachuted. He was overjoyed, and said to Xie Lang: "Brother Ma, you also have something. It was reduced by half, and it seems that you were tricked into going to the airport."
The two had a wave of business blowing each other.
"Wow."
When the two successfully landed at the main entrance of the air-raid shelter.
At this moment, the system started to prompt crazily.
[Ignore it, use your fist to hammer the confused life to death! 】
[Sword Demon Atuo, using the S686 headshot to kill the past like a smoke blow! 】
[Where is the drunk sober now, I smashed it to death with a frying pan and left! 】
Survival: 98…97…85…73…
Almost in just a few minutes, the place where the airport was killed was called a dark place, and the blood flowed into a "box".
As soon as someone fell on the ground, he was beaten to the ground and then shot by another pair of men and horses.
The audience in the live broadcast room, seeing the "good news" constantly coming from the screen of the live broadcast room, their eyes popped out!
"666, this must be the airport, at least 60+ players jumped to the airport."
"Hahaha, it's a good thing the two Ma brothers didn't jump off the airport, or else the cliff would have been smashed into a sieve."
"The dog anchor is so smart, he actually tricked the players to the airport, and then jumped into the air-raid shelter with the old horse, which is a good way to divert the tiger away from the mountain."
Xie Lang, who happened to be looking for a gun in the air-raid shelter, noticed the barrage, and boasted triumphantly, "Yes, this is exactly my trick to use Teacher Ma to attract firepower and make everyone jump to the airport! It's safe to eat chicken, even if Jesus comes, it won't work, I said!"
"Hey, did you hear that, when you have nothing to do, watch my brother Ma's live broadcast more often, you can learn a lot, brother Ma is so handsome."
"Mr. Ma, please don't say that. I know you must have seen through my scheme at the beginning, so you played this wave with me and let me jump into the air-raid shelter! Did you see that the players were not only deceived by us, but also Even the audience was fooled."
Hearing that the two horses had a wave of business exchanges in the live broadcast room, the audience couldn't bear it:
"Ha, tui, I've been watching live broadcasts for many years, and I've never seen two anchors who are so shameless."
"One dares to brag, the other dares to believe, my God!"
"Hahaha, watching the live broadcast of the Ma brothers, it's so effective, I like the two brothers bragging about each other's business..."
Da~ da da...
At this moment, there was a sudden sound of hurried footsteps in the air-raid shelter ahead.
Guapima immediately said in the voice, "Don't panic, brother Ma. I have a UMP9 here. You don't have a gun now. Follow me. After I clear the other players in the air-raid shelter, we will sweep the field."
As soon as the voice fell, Guapima saw the figure of the other party.
Da da da!
I saw that he raised the UMP9 and fired a burst of shots, and he just finished firing a shuttle of bullets, and the opponent missed a single shot.
The same was true for the player on the opposite side, holding an M16, they pecked at each other for quite a while without losing a single drop of blood.
"666, who dares to miss a shot, only me, Teacher Guapima!"
At this time, Xie Lang, who noticed this scene, couldn't laugh or cry.
Guapima shot in the audience, and he saw it all.
They didn't aim at all, and they just blazed wildly.
Da da da.
After changing the magazine, the gunfire rang again.
[Teammate Zhongshanqiao Yiba's Lengtouqing used UMP9 headshot to kill the guardian of the dog head gang, completing 1 kill. 】
Guapima completed an effective kill and found that the guy handed over the box directly, so he guessed that his teammate must have jumped to another position and died.
The air-raid shelter was finally safe now.
"Hey, kill with a headshot!" Gua Pi Ma Snake Pi turned his hand to the camera, "Just ask this wave what to say? Does the UMP9 little prince deserve his name?"
"Teacher Ma is awesome (broken sound)" Xie Lang said in a very exaggerated tone.
Hearing this kid's tone, he knew it was very hypocritical.
"Hey, Brother Ma, you have to work hard, I'm already a head ahead of you with this one! Well, for the sake of your lack of a gun, let you lick the box first."
Xie Lang: I...
He was speechless.
However, while Xie Lang was licking his bag and Guapima was bragging to the audience in the live broadcast room...
Suddenly a hand came out from the back passage, and then pulled the safety catch. After counting the seconds quietly, a grenade still came over.
Bang!
Immediately, as soon as the grenade was thrown over, it was directly struck by the second mine.
Xie Lang and Guapima's screens suddenly displayed a row of characters—Keep up the good work, and eat chicken next time!
"Wow, love between gods and demons!!" Guapima's eyes widened, and he immediately turned on the replay.
After the two saw each other's operations, Xie Lang explained immediately, "Ahem, with all due respect, this person is a master~ There is no second thunder in the Black Iron Bureau. If I guessed correctly, this person has At the level of a king, I came to the Black Iron Bureau to abuse food."
After finishing speaking, Xie Lang retreated immediately and started a new mode.
Guapima answered immediately, and said, "That's right, brother Ma is right, this little boss has something, and we won't die unjustly."
"You two old guys are very bad, I believe you ghosts."
"Pretend, continue to pretend!"
"Although the appearance of the two rookie anchors being blown to death is very embarrassing, but the way you forcefully explain is really handsome."
(End of this chapter)
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