Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 273 The Turtle Under the Sea (Part [-])
When Cao Ren heard that Zhang Fei was making fun of him, he jumped into flames, stretched his neck and said, "Butcher of Zhuojun! Come down quickly and die. As long as you can break my formation, I, Cao Ren, will go home and farm!"

At this time, I confirmed my opinion just now, and Cao Ren really played well.

When Zhang Fei heard that it was a formation, he took a closer look, but he didn't seem to recognize the formation, so he laughed and said, "I said, Cao Ren, that you still want to go home and farm, but I don't think you even know how to farm." meeting!"

Cao Ren didn't seem to want to talk nonsense with Zhang Fei at this time, so he said directly: "Stop talking nonsense, break the formation quickly, if you can't break it, open the city and surrender!"

At this time Liu Bei was also looking carefully at Cao Ren's formation, and after looking at it for a long time, he asked Zhang Fei, "Third Brother, what formation is this?"

Zhang Fei rolled his eyes, chuckled, and said, "Brother, I don't think it's a river formation, but a water formation."

I said helplessly: "Brother Fei, you are still in the mood to joke now, what kind of formation is this?"

Zhang Fei spread his hands and said: "The ghost knows what formation he is setting up. If you ask me, who should I ask?"

Zhao Yundao: "Didn't Yide learn the formation from Ma De, and don't you know what formation it is?"

Seeing that Zhao Yun had come to ask him, Zhang Fei became annoyed, and said: "I don't know! I don't know any formations, I can only wave the flag twice, and I can do whatever I want. Ghosts know any formations! "

Guan Yu reprimanded: "Third brother, all your formations have been learned for nothing!"

Zhang Fei was even more annoyed when he saw that Guan Yu was also coming to get a kick. He stared at Guan Yu with wide eyes and said, "I said Guan Yu! I'm not learning for nothing. It's none of your business. You really can't stand and talk." My back hurts, and the formation is weird, it doesn’t mean you can do it, why don’t you learn it if you have the ability?”

Guan Yu didn't show weakness at this time, and said with a stern face: "Now you are in troubled times, if you have the opportunity to learn some skills, you can drink all day long, how can you help your elder brother win the world in the future?"

Hearing this, Zhang Fei immediately jumped up and said, "Hey! Guan Yu, you have taught me a lesson now! I just like to drink, why? I think you are deliberately looking for trouble today, so I will ignore it for now. Cao Ren, I'll beat you up first!" He jumped back as far as he said, swung the zhangba snake spear, and said, "Get out of the way, I want to put on a show to beat Guan Yu, stay away! "

At this time, Liu Bei's face was as flat as a tablet computer, and he stared at Zhang Fei and said, "Nonsense!"

At this moment, Zhang Fei put away his stance in desperation, and muttered in a low voice: "Guan Yu, you boy wait, I will write down the account for you first."

I said to Liu Bei: "My lord, it's better to ask someone to invite Ma De to come."

Liu Bei nodded, and I randomly picked someone up on the tower and asked him to invite Ma De.

A quarter of an hour later, Ma De came. When I saw his appearance, I couldn't laugh or cry. He didn't wear a padded jacket, but came with a quilt. He sneezed after walking a few steps. .

As soon as he approached, I asked, "Uncle Ma, what the hell are you dressing up for? What are you doing with a quilt instead of a cotton coat?"

Ma De said: "Didn't the lord call me? I didn't have time to wear the battle robe, so I had to come here. In fact, when I was a beggar, I was used to wearing a quilt and I thought it was quite good."

Zhang Fei interrupted at this time: "You don't care what people wear, as long as they can break the formation!" Zhang Fei said, pulling Ma De to the edge of the tower, and deliberately provoked him: "Look , Cao Ren made a big display of formations, saying that he was challenging you, and said harsh words, saying that if you can’t break through the formation, you might as well go home and farm.”

"What?" Hearing this, Ma De slammed into the fire, lifted the quilt on his body, and said: "He dares to ask me to go home to farm, he is not timid, let me see what he is like!"

As Ma De said, he began to observe carefully. Within 2 minutes, Ma De slapped his thigh and said, "What do I think it is? I have taught you how to break the formation, can you not break it?"

Hearing this, Zhang Fei felt ashamed. He glanced at everyone, then touched the back of his head, and said, "Hey, forget, forget."

"Ah!" Ma De sneezed, then looked down the city, and said to Liu Bei, "My lord, my teacher once said that among the ten formations, the most exquisite is the eight-door golden lock formation. The most difficult thing to break is also the eight-door golden lock formation, and the most difficult thing to learn is also the eight-door golden lock formation, the eight doors are divided, rest, life, injury, du, scene, death, surprise, open, eight doors."

Just as Ma De said this, Cao Ren waved the command flag, as if trying to frighten him. Looking at it from the tower, it was really spectacular. I couldn't help sighing: "Oh, Cao Ren is really an admiral. To put it bluntly, his formation is better than yours."

"Cut!" Zhang Fei stared at me and said, "I said, Lao Shao, don't be sarcastic. Before the war starts, you will disturb the morale of the army."

"Ache!" Ma De sneezed again, twisted his nose, laughed at me, and said, "I said, Lao Shao, you are really a chicken in the forest and a turtle under the sea, you are so ignorant , Cao Ren's change of formation just now is simply terribly vulgar."

When I heard Ma De call me a chicken and a turtle, I was suddenly upset, and said with a stern face: "You are just talking about a fart here, but you are breaking the battle, really!"

Ma De laughed and said, "Judging from Cao Ren's movement of waving the flag just now, he is not proficient in the eight-door golden lock formation." Ma De sneezed again, cupped his hands to Liu Bei and said, "My lord, Cao Ren is in this formation." If Bu is perfect, I think I can't break it, but he is a half-way monk, and he dares to come out to embarrass others if he hasn't learned well. The lord just needs to send a strong general and lead an army to enter from the southeast corner of Shengmen, and then from the west. If Jingmen breaks out, the formation will be chaotic."

Zhang Fei laughed, and said: "Okay! What a great plan. I believe that the strong general that Uncle Ma often talks about must be Zhang Yide. I will lead the army to break the formation!"

Zhang Fei was about to leave as he said that, I grabbed him and said, "Brother Fei, you can't fight me this time, I'm the well-deserved general, you forgot who it was that singled out Xu Chu in the snow ?"

Zhang Fei said: "Tch, that time when I came back, this time I was the fiercest, I am a fierce general."

Guan Yu didn't know what was going on today, so he also came out to claim credit, saying: "Don't fight, you two generals, just let me go."

As Guan Yu said, he was about to go downstairs, but Zhao Yun suddenly shouted: "General Guan, wait a minute, I haven't fought for many days, it's a rare opportunity, let me give this opportunity to you."

Seeing that we were vying to fight, Liu Bei stepped forward and said, "Since you all want to fight, why not draw lots to decide."

None of the four of us had any objections, Zhao Yun was drawn to fight, and the three of us were drawn to stay, I deliberately walked up to Lao Zhang and said, "Brother Fei, you see, it seems that this fierce general is neither you nor me, but It's Zilong."

Zhang Fei turned his face, gave Zhao Yun a blank look, and grinned, "Hmph!"

(End of this chapter)