Chapter 274 Wash Your Neck Clean (Part [-])
Zhao Yun led the troops, confidently went to break the formation, succeeded in one fell swoop, Cao Ren withdrew in desperation, Zhao Yun was very majestic this time, showing his face was enough, I was envious and jealous in my heart.

As soon as they won this round, Ma Xin made a suggestion, saying that he would give Ma De and Zhao Yun a celebration drink. Zhang Fei immediately objected when he heard this, saying: "Ma Xin, what are you celebrating? Cao Ren didn't withdraw to Xuchang , it's too early for you to set out the celebration wine!"

I whispered to Zhang Fei: "Brother Fei, don't say a few words, you still object to drinking?"

Zhang Fei said: "My old Zhang is going to object. When I made a meritorious service, he didn't say that he would serve me a drink. His brother Ma had to make a small contribution, so he proposed to serve some shit celebration wine, no show!"

When I heard this, I also felt that what Zhang Fei said was quite reasonable. Ma Decai made such a small contribution, but it was really not up to the standard of celebration. Seeing that Liu Bei was silent at this time, he might also object to it in his heart. I simply followed Liu Bei's thoughts to object to Ma Xin, but I know that Ma Xin is a very wicked kid. Since he said it, there must be a reason to convince everyone. I deliberately refuted Ma Xin, saying: "I said Zhong Chang Ah, what Yide said is right, Shuchang's little achievement is really not worth the celebration wine."

Ma Xin was not angry at this time, but said to me with a smile: "Shao Ye is really vain. I have three reasons for this proposal. The first reason is to celebrate your achievements. You deserved the merits of beheading Xu Chu." To celebrate, the second reason is that the horse was able to break the battle. The third reason is that Cao Ying is having a funeral, and we are holding a happy event here, to cheer them up psychologically, to frustrate their morale, to make their pain worse, and to make their anger worse. gas."

Zhang Fei said: "This... this..."

Just as Zhang Fei was about to speak, Ma Xin continued: "Reason [-]! According to my guess, the direction of Cao Cao's army this time must be Jingzhou, and Xinye is the gate of Jingzhou, so our next step is to leave Xinye. This celebration may be Xinye. The last celebration, when will we wait if we don’t celebrate at this time?”

When Liu Bei heard this, he immediately said: "Pass my order! The whole army celebrates, and will not be drunk tonight!"

At night, when the three armies celebrated, they issued special orders, the cannon fire blared and the lights shone brightly. Cao Ren had to see it, otherwise it wouldn't be effective.

After three rounds of wine and five flavors of food, suddenly a soldier rushed over, plopped on the ground and knelt down, and said to Liu Bei, "Report to the Lord, a beggar came outside the door."

Zhang Fei slapped the table at this moment, and said, "Presumptuous! His grandma, how do you do things? Can't even a beggar be dismissed? Can't you just give him some leftovers?"

The soldier who reported the letter had a bitter face after hearing what Zhang Fei had said, and said, "General Zhang, that's what the little one did, but the beggar just refused to leave and threatened to see Uncle Liu Huang."

Zhang Fei said: "Hmph! Does he meet whenever he wants? What is my elder brother's status? How can I see a beggar and blow him away, hurry away, it really affects the wine."

The soldier who reported the letter said: "No." After finishing speaking, he was about to leave when Ma Xin suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"

Tell the soldier to stop.

Ma Xin said to Liu Bei, "My lord, shall we meet?"

Liu Bei said, "That's exactly what I mean."

When I heard what Liu Bei said, I immediately said to the soldier who reported the letter: "Go pass on that beggar."

"No." Reported the soldier to leave.

After a while, the beggar came. He was 1.7 meters and five meters tall and thin. Of course, few of the beggars were fat. His feet were not cold, I couldn't help sighing after seeing it, this person is really a god!

As soon as the beggar approached us, he glanced at everyone and said, "Which one is Uncle Liu Huang?"

When Zhang Fei saw that the beggar did not kneel, but instead had an arrogant face, he immediately slapped the table and said, "Stay! You still don't kneel when you see my elder brother!"

Seeing Zhang Fei shouting loudly, the beggar was not afraid, but looked at him calmly, and said, "This must be Zhang Fei and Zhang Yide, right?"

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, and said, "It's my old Zhang! How do you know?"

The beggar laughed, and said: "Everyone in the world says Zhang Fei is impulsive, irritable, and unreasonable. I saw it today, and it turned out to be true!"

After Zhang Fei heard this, the fire rushed from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and his neck became thicker. He slapped the table with a "pop!" and said, "Come on, take this beggar and lunatic out for me and beat him to death with sticks." What the hell, I don’t comb my hair, I don’t wash my face.”

Liu Bei didn't say a word, and the guards didn't move either. They all knew that Zhang Fei liked to scare people.

At this moment Liu Bei got up slowly, bowed his hands to the beggar, and said: "This is Liu Bei, I don't know if your brother is looking for me, why?"

The beggar suddenly turned around, stared at Liu Bei, his face suddenly stiffened, pointed to Liu Bei's nose and said: "Liu Bei! Liu Xuande! Are you still touching your head? You are still here cooking sheep and slaughtering chickens when disaster strikes." , drinking and having fun!"

Hearing this, Zhang Fei's neck became thicker, and he slapped the table again, saying, "Presumptuous! How dare you call my elder brother by his name, come on, drag me out and beat him to death!"

After Zhang Fei issued the order, there was still no one moving. He became anxious immediately, glared at the guard and said, "Didn't you hear that? What are you doing in a daze!?"

Only then did the guards slowly move their feet towards the beggar, Liu Bei said: "Presumptuous, step back!"

The guards retreated back to their original positions in desperation. They all had a sad face. In fact, their lives were also suffering, and sometimes they didn't know who to listen to.

At this time Liu Bei stepped forward and asked the beggar, "Brother said I was going to be in great trouble, I don't know why you said that?"

The beggar walked to Zhang Fei's table at this time, picked up the jug and poured a few sips of wine into his mouth.

Zhang Fei looked at it and said again: "Put it down quickly, it's my old Zhang's wine, how can you drink it? You say that my old Zhang is unreasonable, I think you are unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!"

The beggar took a few sips, ignored Zhang Fei, and then said to Liu Bei, "Uncle Liu Huang, watching the sky next night, it is expected that Cao Ren will attack the city at three o'clock tonight, so you should wash your necks and wait for Cao Ren to cut them off! "

As the beggar spoke, he poured wine into his mouth again.

Zhang Fei also came out at this time, and said to the beggar: "Nonsense! It's pure nonsense! If you are a lunatic who can read the sky, my old Zhang will not believe it. Are you in the mood to attack the camp? What a joke, laugh your ass off!"

At this time, I took a closer look at the beggar. Although he was dressed like a beggar, he didn't have the temperament of a beggar. His eyes were shining from time to time, so I walked out and said, "Brother, you are really a god! Just now you Is it true what you said?"

At this time, the beggar drank a few sips of wine first, then circled around me, and finally his eyes fell on my big smoking pot, he laughed and said, "Your Excellency must be General Swallowing Cloud, right?"

I arched my hand and said, "No talent, it's right down."

(End of this chapter)

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