Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 34 The Beauty of Sinking Fish
On the second day, instead of looking for Gongsunxin, I came to look for Tian Kai.As soon as I said that I wanted to make a cigarette pot, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he understood after seeing the picture, so he took me to find Pu Yuan. On the way, he asked me: "Are you married?"

I said: "No."

He said, "Oh."

Then he smiled lightly and continued to move forward. I wondered, could it be that he wanted to propose marriage to me?But he talked halfway and then stopped, which really made me angry.

In a short while, we arrived at Puyuan's weapon room. There were all kinds of knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, axes, hooks and forks. I was dazzled.

As soon as Pu Yuan saw that Tian Kai was coming, he rushed to welcome us and invited us into the house.

I sat down and took a closer look at Pu Yuan. I saw that he was bare-chested and looked over 50 years old, but I saw that he was still young, with big arms and round waist, dark and shiny skin, and his arms were muscular and strong. , It is estimated that it can kill a cow. The eight-pack abdominal muscles are very obvious. I thought of my abdominal muscles again, but they have disappeared due to not training for many days.

Tian Kai also recommended me to Pu Yuan at this time. When Pu Yuan heard my name, he hurriedly said: "You are really a good-looking talent. Heroes are born young. I heard that General Gongsun named the four great generals. Young master, you are the leader of the fierce generals. And you can defeat Zhang Fei empty-handed, your name is really resounding, resounding throughout Kyushu!"

I don’t know if he’s flattering or not. Anyway, he’s talking about wind and rain. What I heard was cloudy and foggy. It was covered, and it resounded all over Kyushu. It was really a one-on-one fight against Zhang Fei, and he became famous in the first battle, so I hurriedly showed a fake smile and said: "Hey...then what...pass...the award, the award gone."

Seeing how modest I was, Pu Yuan burst into a smile, and hurriedly shouted to the door: "Qing'er, quickly take out the Dukang wine that I have treasured for 20 years. There are guests coming, and I want to treat them well!"

After a while, Qing'er came with a jar of wine. I won't talk about her appearance for now, but let me talk about her figure first. I can swear that her waist is a standard bucket waist, which is the legendary double A4 Waist, but I think she should be a large water tank waist, and she is about to be crushed. I roughly estimated her weight, about 280 catties. As for her appearance, I can’t say it. Let me praise her lip makeup. Her lip makeup is very individual. There is a red heart drawn on her lower lip, but it is quite well drawn. This is a highlight of her body.

At this time, she was pouring wine for us with a smile, and when she was pouring the wine, she gave me a sneaky glance, and I blinked, thinking to myself, how could this ancient woman be so open.

At this time Pu Yuan hurriedly introduced me, pointing to Qing'er and said: "This is the little girl Qing'er."

At this time Tian Kai hurriedly said the new year's words: "Hehe, I haven't seen you for a long time, Qing'er is beautiful again."

This Tian Kai didn't change his expression when he was telling nonsense.

Qing'er heard someone complimenting her, so she hastily saluted Tian Kai and me. Although her movements were a little clumsy, she was considered polite and polite. The beauty of sunken fish."

When Qing'er heard this, she walked away shyly. She is indeed beautiful, but the premise should be that she was born in the Tang Dynasty. She was born a few hundred years earlier. If she was born in the Tang Dynasty a few hundred years later, she might be able to marry Li Shimin.

Pu Yuan heard me praise his daughter's beauty, so he hurriedly had a big drink with me, and then asked me inexplicably, "I don't know if the young master ever got married?"

When I heard this, the smile on my face suddenly froze, because it suddenly occurred to me that Tian Kai also asked this question, so here comes the question, what does Pu Yuan mean by asking this question?Does he want to betroth his daughter to me?If this is the case, I will refuse to accept it.

Hearing Pu Yuan's question, Tian Kai intentionally interrupted him, and said to me: "Master, quickly show your smoke pot picture to Mr. Pu."

I took out the picture and showed it to Pu Yuan. He really looked puzzled and asked me, "Master, what kind of weapon is this? I, Pu Yuan, have been making weapons for half my life. Why have I never seen it before?"

I thought to myself, it’s normal if you haven’t seen it, it’s more than 1000 years later.I thought about this sentence, and hurriedly said to him: "This is not a weapon, it's for me to smoke."

Although he didn't understand what smoking was for, he still nodded his head pretending to understand, but when I heard the word "weapon", a thought suddenly flashed through me. Since the knife Liu Bei gave me has been broken, I am Shouldn't we have another weapon?So, can the smoke pot also be used as a weapon? If so, wouldn't it kill two birds with one stone?
When I thought of this, I decided to turn this idea into a reality. I asked Pu Yuan to cast the smoke pot to be more than one meter long. At that time, it was set at five feet, and it should not be too long. It can't be used as a weapon. As for the material, after the three of us discussed it, we decided to make it with bronze.

After it was settled, Pu Yuan said to pick it up in five days, and Tian Kai and I left first.

Walking on the road, Tian Kai smiled mysteriously and asked me, "What do you think of Pu Qingqing?"

When I thought about it, I thought of her bucket waist. I definitely didn't mean to slander her. I just thought that if a person is really so fat, he must be sick. But it doesn't rule out that she is overnourished, but Tian Kai asked What exactly does my question mean? I didn't think much about it at the moment, I just joked and said, "That's pretty good. Didn't you say she's pretty?"

Tian Kai chuckled again, and said, "You can do whatever you think is right. After five days, Pu Yuan will propose marriage to you. If you don't agree then, don't even want your big smoking pot."

"What?!" My head was so big at the moment, my steps stopped, and I said with a stare, "I said, Lao Tian, ​​isn't this cheating? I made a smoke pot, and he gave a daughter. It seems to be taking advantage, but I don't want to take advantage of this advantage." As I said, I found a random stone on the side of the road, put it on my buttocks, sat on it, and sighed: "Grandpa, he always has such a short-circuited head. If the Puyuan is really like this, I don’t want the smoke pot, and at worst I will make my own bamboo pipe hookah to smoke.”

Tian Kai also sat down on the ground at this time, and said to me: "Young master, don't get excited, this matter is too difficult for Lao Pu, he has twelve daughters, and married eleven, this is the last One is because he is too fat. Although his family is rich, one is yellow and the other is, no one wants to. Qingqing is in her twenties this year, and if she doesn't marry again, she will never be able to marry again. That's why Lao Pu thought of such a forced marriage Methods."

After I heard it, I immediately sighed and said: "No wonder, I really feel sorry for the parents of the world, but his method is wrong. If he can't get married, it means that the fate is not there, and he can't force someone to marry his daughter. This method If it’s useful, didn’t her daughter get married early? Besides, I’m afraid I won’t be able to get married at the age of 20, so...in my hometown, there are single virgins in their 30s, oh no, virgins don’t always exist, so let’s say Single women can grab a handful, as many as Chinese cabbages in the vegetable market."

After hearing what I said, Tian Kai slapped his buttocks and stood up. I was shocked. He stood up and asked loudly: "Where is your hometown? It's not proper for you to be over 30 years old and not get married! Mencius said , There are three kinds of unfilial piety, the biggest is to have no descendants, they are the biggest unfilial, where is your hometown, I will go and persuade them!"

When I heard this, I really wanted to slap myself. Why did I get involved in this? This Tian Kai is also a muscle, and he is getting stronger. At this moment, I hurriedly changed the topic, coughed lightly, and cleared it up. Throat, said: "Oh... Then what, persuasion, persuasion is fine, I will go later when I have time, don't get excited, the key is the problem of the smoke pot, I just saw you look happy, I miss you There must be a way to get the smoking pot, and without marrying his daughter, right?"

(End of this chapter)