Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 35 The old cow eats the tender grass

At this time, Tian Kai's mood stabilized a little, he sat down slowly, and said: "There is a way, it depends on whether you are willing to use it or not."

I said: "Of course I am willing to use it, so tell me quickly."

Tian Kai glanced at me, as if he felt that I couldn't use it, and after reading it I said: "The way is, you promise him first, and then break the marriage after you get the smoking pot."

At this time, I turned my face straight and shook my head, shaking my head like a wave drum, and said while shaking: "No, no, no, your method is so wicked, you want to trap me in injustice, how can I Is that kind of person?"

Tian Kai sighed, and said: "You young people really don't know what's good and what's wrong. You're young, white, white, and fat. What's wrong with that? If I were 30 years younger, I'd be ready to give birth to a fat boy. How happy."

I grinned and said, "Come on, you still want old cows to eat tender grass."

Tian Kai looked puzzled and said, "What are you eating grass? I don't eat grass."

I smiled and said, "I know, but I can't use your trick just now, I can't cheat other girls."

Tian Kai blinked his eyes, it seemed that he was also at the bottom of his skills, he slapped his butt, stood up, and said: "I can't think of any other way, you can think about it yourself, it's getting late, come back quickly."

Since there is no other way, we have to go back first.

In the afternoon, I was still very annoyed, so I went out for a walk, and I suddenly felt that a sentence in "Soldier Assault" made sense, life is one problem after another.

When we were in the army, the squad leader told us to shout every day: special forces are invincible!Special forces are fearless!The Special Forces are resourceful!

In fact, we all understand that this is a spirit of self-motivation, and it is also a psychological suggestion, implying that the special forces should do their best to overcome all difficulties and impossibilities!
And now, I have to shout: "The Special Forces are resourceful!"

I, a special soldier, will definitely be able to figure out a way to solve the problem. I will definitely get the smoke pot. As for the bamboo hookah, I have thought about it carefully, and it is really not suitable, because it is troublesome to carry. It is impossible for a soldier to avoid war in the Three Kingdoms.

As I walked, I came to Gongsun Yue's gate. He was practicing his three-pointed double-edged sword. When he saw that it was me, he stared at me fiercely and said, "What are you doing here?!"

I knew that when he stared at me, he just smiled at me. I should be used to his expression, so I smiled and said: "It's okay, I want to learn martial arts with you."

He said: "Okay!" Then he opened his posture, pointed the tip of the knife at me, but quickly put it away, and asked, "Where is your weapon?"

I said: "I didn't bring it." I saw him startled for a moment, and then said: "How about this, you practice a few moves, and then I will learn a few moves."

He agreed, but his weapon really weighs more than 40 catties, and I can only practice his moves better than gourd painting. The practice is very ugly, and I almost flashed my waist.

I thought Gongsun Yue couldn't laugh, but at this time he laughed like a fool, but his smile is really uglier than crying, and it's not as good as when he stares. I also taught him some grappling and fighting , his body is not very flexible, and he has learned a little.

In the evening, he asked me to have dinner with him, and of course I also drank wine. I suddenly found that he was very nice to people, and I drank until almost midnight before I went back to my room to take a shower and go to sleep.

I wanted to fall asleep and sleep until dawn, but when I fell asleep, I heard a strange sound. There was a baby crying outside my door. It was crying very badly, one after another, very loud , I stretched my ears, and listened again, no, this is not a baby crying, but a cat meowing, I heard this kind of cry when I was in my hometown, and it was quite scary to hear this sound in the middle of the night , After a while, I really couldn't listen anymore, so I got up from the bed, intending to drive it away, but when I opened the door, suddenly a man ran from my door.

I yelled: "Who! Stop!"

This person didn't listen to me, but slipped even faster. I wanted to catch up, but she was gone. Although she slipped away, judging from his figure, she should be a woman. Could it be Gongsun Xin? ?I thought again, no, why is this girl peeking at me in the middle of the night?If she wants to mess with me, she shouldn't be sneaky, she's not a sneaky person.

I thought about it, and walked around the outside again to see that the cat had also run away, so I went back to the house and went back to sleep.

The next day, before I woke up, I was awakened by a rapid knock on the door. I opened the door without my coat on. As soon as I opened the door, I found that it was Gongsun Xin. Before I could react, she He threw himself on me immediately, and then shouted: "Help, help, help..."

I pulled her away and said: "Miss Gongsun, let me go first, what's going on, who wants your life?"

I pulled her a few times but didn't pull her away. She hugged me and didn't let go. She jumped and shouted: "There are mice in my room, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, help me."

I was stunned at this moment, you really have a trick, early in the morning, you threw yourself into my arms before entering the door, just to hide from the mice?You are hiding too far away. Just as I thought of this, I realized that there are rats in my room. Two rats slipped out of my room. Could it be that there is a rat infestation in Beiping?Two days ago, Gongsun Yue was still looking for mice in my room.

At this time, I subconsciously wanted to comfort Gongsun Xin, so I patted her shoulder with both hands and said, "Miss Gongsun, don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'm here."

Unexpectedly, as soon as I patted her on the shoulder, she hugged me even tighter, her voice doubled again, and she shouted like a shrew: "Come on, come on, molested, someone molested! "

I was stunned at this moment, and immediately realized that this girl had set me up, I gritted my teeth, and pushed her away, but I pushed her to the ground with too much force, and pushed her face up to the sky. Knowing that she couldn't get up at all at this time, she lay down on the ground, flicked her hands and feet, and shouted again: "Help, someone beat someone, beat someone, help, help..."

Here. . .I'm dizzy!I really want to hit someone now. If she was a man, I would knock her out with a punch, but she is a woman, how could I do anything to a woman.

Xiaocui and Xiaohong heard the sound, and rushed in. When they saw Gongsunxin lying on the ground, they rushed over to help her, and said, "Oh, miss, why are you lying on the ground, get up quickly."

Where is Gongsun Xin willing to get up, she just sat down on the ground and said: "I can't get up, Shao also beat someone, and beat me to the ground. My whole body hurts from the beating, and I can't get up. Go and call my brother." , I want him to decide for me!"

Xiaocui and the others looked at me at this moment, as if they didn't intend to call Gongsun Zan. They probably knew that Gongsun Xin had a bad temper.

I was really scared of her at this time, Gongsunxin is really not a fuel-efficient lamp, she didn't see her for a few days, she was really suffocated, she was waiting for me here, now it seems that women are really not good It's easy to provoke, or what people say, offend anyone, don't offend women, come on, let's talk nicely, I don't want to have a misunderstanding with Gongsun Zan, or where should I eat, this is called people under the eaves, I have to apologize, I am a special soldier, this time I have accepted the judgment, so I squatted down and said to Gongsun Xin: "Miss Gongsun, beauty Gongsun, what happened last time was my fault, can you get up first? "

Gongsun Xin was confused in her fashion, she frowned, looked at me, deliberately looked surprised, and said: "Ah? It's your fault, what's wrong with you, why don't I know?"

(End of this chapter)