Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 36
I was taken aback, dumbfounded, and thought to myself, what a dead girl, you will do this trick too, pretend to be confused, won't you?

But at this time, I was staring blankly and had no choice but to continue to admit my mistake. At this time, I bit my bullet and said: "Miss Gongsun, I am such a bastard. I didn't do what I promised you, and I still fooled you. This person likes to play tricks, you adults don’t count the faults of villains, get up first, today I will go all out, and I will personally cook a famous dish from my hometown, ants climb trees, and I will apologize to you."

At this moment, she blinked her eyes, and murmured: "Ants on the tree?" She still didn't seem to understand, but she stretched out her hand to Xiaohong, and said, "Help me up quickly, I don't feel any pain now."

I felt happy at this moment, thinking, oh, I'm so smart, this trick really works, women are foodies, and when they hear delicious food, she doesn't feel pain anymore.

After she stood up, she waved her hand to make Xiao Hong and Xiao Cui back out, then circled around me and said, "What's the matter, Shao Ye... don't you plan to put on your coat?"

I said: "No." Then I hurriedly put on my clothes. She watched me put on my coat without blinking, but she looked embarrassed at me. I thought to myself, this girl is really extraordinary. I have to give her a thumbs up for her cheekiness.

After I got dressed, I smirked at her and said, "Let's go, Miss Gongsun, I'll make you an ant climbing a tree."

As soon as she stretched out her hand, she stopped me and said, "Wait a minute, Miss Ben, I'm not hungry now, I don't want to eat. I've never heard of ants climbing trees, and I don't like eating ants. I just spared you. See You have a good attitude, this lady will let the past go, if you dare to fool me again in the future, I will make you feel uncomfortable!"

I said: "Don't dare, next time I won't dare even if I eat a bear's heart and a leopard's guts."

At this time, her face was pale, and the corner of her mouth twitched, and she said, "I'm sorry you don't dare."

After she finished speaking, she took out a handkerchief from her bosom, handed it to me and said, "Look at how it is, I embroidered this by staying up all night."

I was stunned at this moment, thinking, this girl really has two brushes, I haven't seen her for a long time, she is really embroidering in the room, she really knows how to embroider.

Thinking of this, I took the handkerchief and took a closer look. There were two hens embroidered on the handkerchief, playing in the water. When I saw this, I frowned, thinking that something was wrong. As far as I know, hens are playing in the water. I can't swim.So I said: "Miss Gongsun, your embroidery is wrong. The chicken shouldn't be in the water, it should be on the ground."

After listening to her words, she was stunned immediately, followed by staring her eyes, and said, "What?! I have been embroidering mandarin ducks for several days and nights, but you actually said it was a chicken? Show me again, what is it?" what?!"

As soon as I heard that the tiger got angry again, I hurriedly changed my words, following her meaning, and said, "Oh, this...this...that...this is really a mandarin duck, I misread it just now, Miss Gongsun, don't be angry."

As soon as I finished speaking, I saw her turn her eyes, and there was a smirk at the corner of her mouth, and then she purposely put on a serious face, and said: "Who said this is a mandarin duck? You are not honest at all, you just know how to flatter!"

"I...I...you..." I stared blankly at this moment, opened my mouth a few times and didn't know what to say. I have lived for more than 20 years, and I have never seen such an unreasonable person. Obviously she I said I belonged to a mandarin duck, but now I changed my words, and said that I was a fool, and I fell with the wind. Now I really want to scold her mother!

Seeing me angry, Gongsun Xin seemed very happy, her eyes were smiling now, I took a deep breath, tried to calm down my emotions, then pointed to the hen on the silk, and asked her angrily: "Then what do you think you embroidered!?"

She actually laughed out loud at this moment, and said, "It doesn't matter what it is, what matters is...do you think it looks good?"

"Oh, I think..." I stopped suddenly, because I suddenly felt that this was another trick. If I said it looks good, she would definitely play against me. If she said it was not good-looking, I would follow her and say it was not good-looking. I must have said I was stupid again, I thought about it again, gritted my teeth and made up my mind, and said something nice, no matter what she said, I would beat her to death and not follow suit, so I said: "Your embroidery is so beautiful, I am determined to be beautiful! "

She nodded at this moment and said: "Okay, okay, as long as you think it looks good, then I will give it to you for safekeeping. After 50 years, I will ask you to come back."

"50 years!?" I yelled, didn't say anything more, but cursed in my heart, you want me to keep it for 50 years, what a joke!

At this moment, I thought again, no, 50 years, isn't she sending a token of love?She has a crush on me?Hey, it seems that people still can't be too handsome, otherwise there will be women everywhere.

Gongsun Xin saw that I was silent for a long time, patted my arm lightly, and said: "Why, what are you thinking, you don't want to?"

"Oh, I... am willing, very willing." At this moment, I had no choice but to agree to her duplicity. She was Gongsun Zan's younger sister.

She nodded in satisfaction and said, "Okay, as long as you like it, let's go and teach me martial arts."

I can only follow her wishes, but before teaching her, I still eat first.In fact, it is to teach her some women's grappling techniques, which is the way of preventing hooligans. The most basic thing is that when I was teaching, I suffered a lot, and her strikes were not serious.

At noon, she insisted on letting me go to her room for dinner. I was afraid that something would happen again, so I couldn't die, so I went back to my room. Xiaocui is better, gentle and considerate, kind and sensible, when she sees me Just laughing haha, it's really festive, if I see her smile every day, I'm sure I can live to be a hundred years old.

As soon as I had eaten, I was about to take a lunch break. Unexpectedly, Gongsun Zan came, holding a box in his hand. I wondered if he was here to bring me some snacks?
After I saluted him, he sat at the table, opened the box while laughing, and said, "Shao Ye, I have nothing to do this afternoon, so I came here to play chess with you."

As soon as he finished saying this, he saw my panda eyes, so he frowned and asked, "What's wrong with your eyes?"

I smiled, I can't say it was his sister who hit me, so I said: "I didn't sleep well last night, it's okay, it's okay."

He nodded, and then took the chess out.

I thought it was Go, but I don’t know anything about Go. After I stared at it, I realized it was chess after he took it out. I smiled and helped him spread out the chess cloth. I know a little about chess. It's not my opponent. When I was one year old, my father asked me to carry a chariot and a horse like a general. There are also horses walking in the sun, elephants walking in the fields, carts going straight and cannons over mountains. Gongsun Zan is not necessarily my opponent in chess. .

At this time, Xiao Cui thoughtfully brought over snacks and fruits, and Gongsun Zan and I ate and ate.

After playing a few games, I realized that we were evenly matched. He almost lost to me in one game, but I still deliberately lost to him. I can’t win against my boss. After all, everything I eat and live in now belongs to him. If I beat him again in chess, I would feel ashamed myself.

After playing another game, he smiled and said to me: "Shao Ye is good at chess, you really have both wisdom and courage."

I hastily said: "Where is it, General Gongsun praised it absurdly. In terms of chess skills, I am ten moves behind the general. If I am smarter and braver, then I am far behind."

Seeing how humble I was, Gongsun Zan was even more happy, so he continued, "General Shao is humble. I don't know you, General Shao... have you ever been married?"

When I heard this, I blinked my eyes for a long time, wondering what year it is, why I am so lucky, I don’t know how to hide, and I dare not lie to Gongsun Zan, so I can only tell the truth, saying: "Oh ...General, I am not yet married."

(End of this chapter)