Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

chapter 38
When Pu Yuan heard this, his face changed from trumpet flower to a big flat face in an instant, but when he saw him slapping the table, he slapped the table, stood up, and said fiercely: " If you don’t marry my daughter, don’t want a cigarette pot!”

I was about to reason with him at this time, but he gave me a look and left angrily.

At this time, Tian Kai watched the excitement and was not afraid of big troubles. He chuckled and said, "Get married. You can kill two birds with one stone. One is to pick up a white and fat wife for nothing, and the other is that in the future, you can beat the bad guys for free. As the saying goes It's good, the male college should be married, and the female college should be married. The two of you are dry firewood. If you want a smoke pot, you have to marry Qingqing first. If you don't like it, you can marry another one in the future. I will marry you. Married two, haha."

I rolled his eyes at him, and thought to myself, what are you talking about in a mess, to show off yourself, you are in good health, I often have kidney deficiency, one is enough for me, and I want to marry a few more, really.

When I thought of this, I ignored him. I ran out like a rabbit, and went directly to chase after Pu Yuan. After catching up with him, I said, "Uncle Pu, isn't it difficult for you to be strong?"

Pu Yuan said: "That's right, I'm just what the strongman can't do!" He glared at me, and then said: "You boy, you didn't know that you burned high incense in your previous life, just my daughter, don't look like she's a little fat , Said that the relatives even smashed the door, I didn't agree, it was your blessing to be able to choose you, if you still don't want to, it's really... blind!"

He actually scolded people and called me blind. I really wanted to reason with him at this time, but I suddenly thought of an idea, so I said: "Uncle Pu, can you see if this works? If you really want to marry your daughter, I will give her How about a medium?"

Suddenly stopped, blinked, looked at me again, and said, "You?"

As soon as I saw him stop, I knew there was something going on, so I hurriedly said: "Yes, as the saying goes, it's hard to find three-legged toads, but aren't two-legged men everywhere? There are many singles here. Man, it's time to pick one for Qingqing."

Pu Yuan snorted at this moment, and said with a sneer: "Do you think you are a man worthy of my Qingqing?"

I was stunned for a moment, and then asked: "Do you still have conditions?"

He raised his face and said, "Of course, do you think I want a man? Let me tell you, if you want to marry my daughter, there are three conditions. First, my daughter will not marry unless she is a handsome guy. Second, she will not marry unless she is a hero." , Third, don’t…” He looked at my figure, and then said: “Third, don’t marry if you’re not skinny.”

"Ah?" I was stunned for a moment, and I started to think again. The first thing he said, I can barely understand, women love handsome men, this has been the case since ancient times, just like men love beautiful women, but second, non-heroes do not marry , this is a bit difficult, how can there be so many heroes in the world, besides, can heroes fall in love with your daughter?Third, don't marry if you are not skinny, this. . .This is also understandable and complements each other. Oh, I figured it out. He is interested in my figure, and this is the most important thing.

When I thought of this, I just thought it was funny, but in order to be able to smoke, I couldn't agree to him, so I said: "Okay, I will definitely help you find a suitable son-in-law, but now, can you give me the cigarette pot? "

Pu Yuan said: "If you say you are looking for it, you can look for it. Why should I trust you?"

At this time, I saw Tian Kai approaching, intending to move him out, so I said: "It's okay if you don't believe me, but you have to trust Master Tian, ​​these are all famous people, I believe you are all acquaintances, by now He gave me a guarantee, you should rest assured, right?"

Pu Yuan looked at Tian Kai at this moment and said, "Are you willing to guarantee Shao Ye?"

Tian Kai was in a daze at this moment, he didn't hear what we said just now, so he asked stupidly: "What guarantee?"

At this time, I pulled him aside, told him about the situation, and said some good things to him. He reluctantly agreed at this time, walked over and said firmly to Pu Yuan: "Yes, I am willing to guarantee it!"

At this moment Pu Yuan looked at me, then at Tian Kai, then at me, three or four times before saying, "No way!"

At this moment, my head was stunned, and I said with a bitter face: "No? Do you want to renege on your promise and gain weight?"

Pu Yuan said: "I don't want to be fat, but I need a double insurance. Let's make a written statement. After one month, if you don't help my daughter find a suitable candidate, you will marry my daughter!"

"I marry?" At this moment, I grinned like a bitter gourd, and said, "Uncle Pu, one month, you... aren't you making things difficult for others?"

Pu Yuan glared at this moment, and said: "That's right, I am the one who makes things difficult for others, and I like to make things difficult for others! Are you going to stand or not!?"

Don't mention the bitterness in my heart at this time. I said that helping him find a son-in-law was just a tactic to delay the attack. I didn't expect it to be self-defeating now. If I can't find it after a month, then I will put myself in it. I suddenly thought again, My uncle also promised Gongsun Zan to give him an answer in a month. If I really can't find it in a month, who should I marry?
I am now the first and the second eldest. In order to smoke cigarettes, I was forced to marry and be forced. If I didn’t learn well when I was young, it’s called all kinds of causes in the past life, and all kinds of fruits in the future life. I’ll eat the bitter melon I planted slowly. If I really don’t help Pu Yuan find it, I’ll just knock out my teeth and swallow it in my stomach, and marry him. Fat daughter, at least she is gentler than Xin'er.

After I made up my mind, I gritted my teeth and said to Pu Yuan, "Okay, I'll stand!"

After speaking, Pu Yuan was quite satisfied, and several people went back to the house. Tian Kai drew up a document, with black and white characters, and I signed it with my fingerprint. If it didn't work out, it would be a deed of prostitution, and I sold myself.

At this moment, Pu Yuan picked up the document and looked at it, nodded slightly and put it in his arms. After a while, he brought the cigarette bag. I looked at the cigarette bag and pot, and was stunned.

(End of this chapter)