Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 39 Smoking Ceremony
I found that the smoke pot was bigger than I expected, and the mouth of the pot filled with smoke was also bigger, just as big as the mouth of a cup. Smoking, otherwise you won't be able to smoke at all, and your lung capacity will definitely improve, and you may be able to hold your breath with a water stick in the future.

Before I finished being stunned, Tian Kai was also stunned. He took the cigarette pot and looked at it for a long time, then gave it back to me, and then smiled at Pu Yuan: "I said, old Pu, you are really good. For this son-in-law, you have given up." He has lost all his money, and even gave him a golden cigarette pouch."

Pu Yuan shook his head while laughing at this moment, and said: "I said Master Tian, ​​please don't make fun of me. I am famous for being an iron rooster. He is really my son-in-law. I don't necessarily want to give him a pot of gold." , This is what Uncle Liu Huang meant. He asked me to make the gold smoke pot, and he also made the gold, and he also asked me to engrave five characters on it..." He pointed to us and said, "Uncle Huang Gift from Xuande."

When I saw that it was Liu Bei's trick again, I was so moved that I was about to cry, but I held back, thinking that Liu Bei would be the emperor in the future, and he would treat me so highly, how could I not be moved, no matter how he appeared For what purpose, just for this point, I will work hard for him in the future, he really has the ability to know people, he actually saw that I am not an ordinary person, he gave me weapons twice, a man must be so sincere, how could he not let me People give him heart and soul?
I bid farewell to Puyuan with a heart full of emotion.I thought to myself, the first time Liu Bei gave me a knife, the knife broke before I thanked him, this time he gave me a golden cigarette pouch, I have to thank him quickly, don’t lose it later, oops, look I have a crow's mouth, how can I say such unlucky words.

After returning, Tian Kai went back to his room, I went straight to Liu Bei’s residence, Zhang Fei and Guan Yu were practicing outside the house, they stopped when they saw me coming, Zhang Fei glared at me at this moment, and put me all over my body. I looked up and down no less than eight times, probably seeing my ragged clothes and the novelty of the chicken coop head, then stretched my neck and said: "Hehe, today, the wind is blowing in the wrong direction, why did it blow you here! You Did you just come back from asking for dinner?"

At this moment, I grinned, bared my teeth, and didn't answer his talk about me begging for food. I deliberately showed a look of needing a beating, and said to Lao Zhang: "Brother Fei, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't you come here for nothing?"

Zhang Fei snorted at this moment, and he hated my expression to death, and said: "My old Zhang is doing well, what are you doing here, it's really a disappointment!"

At this time, I did not forget to bow my hands to Guan Yu, and Guan Yu also bowed my hands to me. Then I asked: "Dare to ask the two generals, is the emperor here?"

Zhang Fei waved his hand at this moment, and said, "Aren't you here? My elder brother has not come back after going out, so go away!"

But at this time Liu Bei had already opened the door, snorted softly, and said to Zhang Fei in a reproachful voice: "Your third brother, don't be rude."

At this time, I took another look at Zhang Fei and thought to myself, what a pig butcher, you are talking nonsense with your eyes wide open.

At this time, Liu Bei was smiling, walked over slowly and evenly, cupped his hands at me, and said, "General Shao, why do you have time to move around the humble house today?"

At this time, I also arched my hands, saluted respectfully, and said: "Thanks to the emperor's uncle's love, I am really flattered to give you weapons."

Liu Bei smiled lightly, and said, "It's a small thing, it's not a respect. Come, General Shao, please come in and have a glass of water."

I was disrespectful, but before entering the room, I looked back at Zhang Fei, his mouth was swollen like a gourd, when I saw him, he stretched his neck and let out a loud hum, I smiled, annoyed him Half dead, and then went into the house to chat with Liu Bei.

After drinking for three rounds, Liu Bei got to the point. He asked me how I got out of Anxi prison. I answered truthfully and blackmailed the governor. Liu Bei also gritted his teeth when he heard that, and sighed that Chao Gang was corrupt. Then, Gongsun Zan also came, and when he saw my big cigarette pot, he praised it for its beauty and novelty. Finally, Liu Bei and him came up with an idea, saying that people nowadays have never seen any smoking, and that they would do something for me tomorrow. When I heard the smoking ceremony, I shook my head, thinking to myself, smoking is not an honorable thing, and what kind of ceremony is held, in the 21st century, it would make people laugh out loud.

I refused repeatedly, but they refused to let me go. In the end, I had no choice but to reluctantly agree.

At night, I tossed and turned and couldn't sleep. I kept thinking about tomorrow's smoking ceremony, what poses I should pose, what kind of movements would be cool, and I didn't fall asleep until four o'clock.

The next day, when I got to the stage, I was taken aback. There were thousands of people watching me smoke. Of course, this table was used for the game, and it has not been dismantled. At this time, I thought, if one day I Back in the 21st century, if you tell people that thousands of people watch me smoke in a show, they will laugh their ass off.

When I was smoking, others craned their necks to watch, and the person behind me was low and jumped up to watch. As soon as I swallowed the smoke, the audience applauded stupidly.I laughed at that time, and when I laughed, I was choked by the smoke and coughed for a long time. Zhang Fei was gleeful at the side. When I took the tenth puff, I suddenly felt dizzy. At first glance, it is not, because at this time someone has already shouted: "The ground is moving! The ground is moving!......"

When I heard it, my head was covered, it was his uncle, an earthquake!

Gongsun Zan and Liu Bei were supported and ran down the stage. I also jumped off the stage in a hurry to prevent the stage from collapsing and falling on me. In my panic, I saw houses collapsed in the distance. Fortunately The place we were in was an open space. When the ground moved, a large piece of the audience fell into a mess, running around like ants on a hot pot. Gongsun Zan hurriedly shouted: "Don't panic!" , Calm down! Calm down!"

Fortunately, they were all well-trained soldiers. When Gongsun Zan shouted, his mood gradually stabilized.

The earthquake lasted for about two or three minutes, and finally stopped. In just these two or three minutes, it completely ruined the efforts of others for decades. Natural disasters are really the biggest disasters in the world, beyond human control.

Gongsun Zan and Liu Bei all looked at the distant house with a bitter face.

Gongsun Zan hastily sent orders to evacuate the crowd in the city, treat the wounded, and send people to the open space. In fact, I can't help much. Although I am a special soldier in the 21st century, I really don't care much about it. It is useful, because earthquakes have existed for a long time. As early as the Western Han Dynasty, there were seismographs. They all have their own methods for saving people and protecting them.

I said that the rats were running rampant a few days ago. It turned out that there was an earthquake. In order to prevent aftershocks, even the houses that did not collapse could not be lived in. But at this time, there is a military camp, and the military tents are ready-made. It's not bad to live together, the people also live in groups of thirty or fifty.

A few days later, Gongsun Zan was leading us to inspect and supervise the construction.

Zhang Fei walked up to me at this time and said loudly: "I said, young master, you are really a disaster star. When you smoke, the ground moves and the house collapses. My old Zhang advises you to leave Peiping as soon as possible." , otherwise something might happen! My old Zhang still wants to live a few more years, you..."

"Third brother!" Liu Bei started to stare at Zhang Fei again, and Zhang Fei stopped talking at this moment.

We walked a few steps forward, and suddenly a soldier ran over like a rabbit, knelt down on the ground, and said to Gongsun Zan, "Report to General Gongsun, something is wrong, about 30 Black Mountain troops were found outside the city!"

(End of this chapter)