Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 93 There are two brushes

At this time, I touched his head with a cigarette pot, but he was quite nimble, and he blocked it with a flick of the gun. He reacted quite quickly at this time, and wanted to turn passive into active. After blocking me, Then there was a stab, but the stab missed. I hurried around his back and circled around him, and another cigarette pot came towards his head, and he blocked it again with a "boom!" It was a bit stupid to block, but it was still blocked.

At this time, I deliberately teased him, and said with a smile: "Hehe, I can't tell, you still have two brushes?"

When Ji Ling saw me complimenting him, he immediately raised his head and said arrogantly: "Huh! There are more than two, I have ten. To be honest, I, Ji Ling, didn't go when I asked for director. If I went Come on, you all stand aside, Hua Xiong, Lu Bu, in my eyes, they are all rotten wood, broken rafters, picking them, I will do nothing!"

When I heard this, I immediately turned my mouth to one side, and thought to myself, don’t brag, you’re bragging, and you’re not afraid that the wind will flash your tongue. I finally know why you’ve gotten so fat from eating, it’s just bragging, you Bragging shameless you.You are beautiful, but if you don't want to have a grudge with Yuan Shu, I will kill you with a smoke pot.

At this moment, I decided to show him off, to shake Ji Ling, who was so cheap and so obedient, with this in mind, I approached him again, and ten times passed in the blink of an eye. I seized a good opportunity, pretended to be Attacking his leg, while he was blocking his leg, I suddenly raised my hand and touched his helmet with a puff of smoke, but there was a "boom!" At this time, I pulled the horse and ran back.

He didn't run far before he came to his senses and yelled from behind: "The thief will leave! If you beat someone, you will run away. There is no such thing as cheap. I have heard that you are very scheming. I saw you today." , as expected, you are a villain who plots secretly, drive!"

He chased me while cursing, Guan Yu saw me running back, he patted his horse and came up to meet me.

Guan Yu blocked Ji Ling back, and I returned to the formation smoothly. Guan Yu and Ji Ling were exchanging family names. How is the spirit?"

Liu Bei smiled lightly and said, "You are commendable for being brave, but you are not a good general. Compared with you, General Swallowing Clouds, there is a world of difference."

I arched one hand, exhaled smoke and said: "My lord, I have won the award."

Liu Bei continued: "I saw you fighting Ji Ling just now, and I inadvertently thought that we have used another trick invisibly."

I said, "Oh, what's the plan?"

Liu Bei said: "The tactics of the arrogant soldiers, we are at a disadvantage in this battle with them, they must think that our army is not strong enough, and if we really confront Yuan Shu in the future, they can easily defeat him."

I said: "My lord is wise."

At this time, I took another puff of cigarette, and I have never played the stick so leisurely, because we don't need to win, we only need to lose, and there is no stick that is easier than defeating the stick.

Just when I was feeling leisurely, Guan Yu actually came back, and he came back without much beating. Did he deliberately tease me?

Guan Yu had already returned to my side, and said, "Shao Ye, it's your turn."

I said: "Yeah, wait until I finish smoking this bag of cigarettes." After exhaling the cigarette, I said in my heart: "Second brother Guan, you are really lazy. It's only been a while, and you will come back. Even if you don't fight, you will Chat with him for a while, anyway, let me smoke a bag of cigarettes, right?"

I complained in my heart, but didn't move. Of course, Ji Ling wouldn't be so stupid as to rush into our formation. Wouldn't that be courting death? He was only not far away, poking his horse back and forth, staring at us left and right. Seeing that we were not going to fight him, he scolded like that shrew scolding the street: "You will know how to run when the snakes and rats have a nest! Come out and challenge your grandpa Ji one-on-one, and whoever picks half of them will run away!" Grandson! You are all scumbags! It's not fun to be singled out with you!"

I was still smoking a cigarette calmly at this moment, and he was swearing like that shrew, but in the end he just said it happily, but in fact he was so angry that I ignored his swearing, anyway, it would not lose a piece of meat.

I had already finished my cigarette at this time, and while knocking on the ash, I said to Liu Bei, "My lord, I'll be here almost today. Later, when I run back, you also order the army to withdraw. The sooner the better."

Liu Bei nodded, I steered my horse forward, and shouted at Ji Daling: "Young general Ji Ling, I will eat your grandpa Shao!"

As soon as I got to Ji Ling, I knocked hard with all my strength. He was my opponent, and I knocked him blind in a while. I saw that he couldn't feel the north, south, east, west, and north. I turned my horse and ran back. As soon as I ran, Our troops began to withdraw.

After a while, Ji Ling also came to his senses, and hurriedly shouted behind him: "The whole army is attacking, don't tell the enemy to run away!"

"Come on—"

The enemy army screamed and killed for a while, and they chased us fiercely. I rode in the army and shouted: "Run quickly, you will be rewarded if you run fast, hurry up!"

I don't know how long they ran, and finally returned to the camp. Naturally, Ji Ling and the others didn't catch up here. All fools know the reason why poor people should not chase after them.This time I really fled. If it spread, I would feel ashamed. If it wasn't for acting, I really don't want to do it.

In this way, this defeat was successfully concluded, and we will play the second game tomorrow. After the second game, we plan to return to Xuzhou. This is pure soy sauce.

Unexpectedly, the first scene was here, and it was not over yet. When I fell asleep in the middle of the night, I heard the sound of beating drums. I thought it was a dream at first, but then I pinched my thigh and found out that it was not, so I hurriedly jumped out of bed , not even wearing shoes, asked the two guards at the door of my tent: "Where is the sound of the drum?"

They said in unison: "Return to the general, and the subordinates don't know."

Before I could think about it, I hurriedly put on my armor and came to find Liu Bei. After walking for a while, I saw him and Guan Yu outside. As soon as I arrived, I asked, "My lord, what's the matter?"

Liu Bei was also sleepy at this time, he yawned for a long time, and said: "Get ready to fight, Ji Ling is here to call the battle."

I was taken aback immediately after hearing this, and cursed in my heart, his uncle, this fat man is wicked and smoking!There are so many tricks, come here in the middle of the night to beat the drums, I think he wants to lose weight, he doesn't want to sleep, but I'm damn sleepy!

(End of this chapter)