Head-to-head warriors of the Three Kingdoms

Chapter 94
I gritted my teeth and said to Liu Bei: "My lord, leave it to me, you and Yun Chang go back to rest first, Ji Ling's ass that I want to spank will blossom!"

After I finished speaking, I took the cigarette pot and came out with a thousand elite soldiers. As soon as I saw Ji Ling, I pulled up my horse and ran towards him, saying as I ran, "Fatty Ji, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, run away!" Come to lose weight, you are so wicked, I will kill you!"

Seeing us rushing forward, Ji Ling hurriedly shouted: "The whole army retreats!"

As soon as Ji Ling gave the order, his soldiers pulled the big drum and ran away, running faster than rabbits, and disappeared in a blink of an eye. I led the army after a few miles and stopped chasing them. It won't be worth it if we get caught in an ambush again. We don't have the intention to hurt them, but they have the intention to hurt us.

When I came back, Liu Bei and Guan Yu were still in the tent of the Chinese Army, and they couldn’t fall asleep after being disturbed by Ji Ling. As soon as I entered the tent, I said to Liu Bei: "My lord, you should go to bed early. , this Fatty Ji is purely for weight loss, he has eaten too much and can’t digest it, maybe something is wrong, when he got up at night, he had a crooked idea and wanted to come and harass us.”

Liu Bei nodded and said: "Just in case, it's better to send more people to guard and monitor."

I said: "Okay, my lord, you can go back to your tent and rest. I will go out and give instructions, and I will go to sleep."

After I gave orders to the soldiers, I went back to my tent to rest, and slept until dawn, nothing happened.Fatty Ji didn't come to engage in the second harassment.

In the morning, I thought that Ji Ling would come to call the battle, but the result was unexpected. We waited and waited, but he didn't come, so I judged that Ji Dafa must have not slept well last night. We didn't get it right, so we put him in by himself.

Fatty Ji didn’t come, so we took the initiative to lead the troops to call for formation. I steered my horse to the front of Ji Ling’s camp, raised my voice, and shouted: “Stay—! Listen up, people inside, you’ve already been watched by me!” Come on, don't be a coward in the camp, if you have the guts, come out and challenge me, if you don't have the guts, hand over Ji Ling's head, and I will spare you!"

As soon as I finished yelling, they lined up and came out. Are you waiting for me to yell this voice?

After a while they formed a square formation, one of them steered his horse forward, he was not Ji Ling in terms of stature, Ji Ling was three circles fatter than him, others said I was a skinny bamboo pole, at this moment I thought Give him this honorable title.

He stopped his horse not far from me, holding a three-pointed double-edged knife. He looks like he is in his thirties. His face is as white as a piece of paper. If he changed into white clothes, he would hold a mourning stick , It's really like the white impermanence of black and white impermanence.

At this moment, he tilted his head and asked loudly, "Who is under your feet?"

I said, "I am General Shao Ye!"

Hearing this, a sneer appeared on his face, and he said: "Oh, it turns out that it is General Tunyun, I am Zhang Xun. I have heard it for a long time. Others say that you can pick out all the heroes in the world with a single cigarette stick. I, Zhang Xun, are the first!" Dissatisfied!"

While he was talking, I took a look behind him. Sure enough, Fatty Ji didn't come out. Could it be that he was really sleeping in the camp?
I stopped thinking about it when I thought about it, and replied Zhang Xun: "It's easy to say, easy to say, but what I want to tell you is that you are not the first to dissatisfy me. There are countless people who dissatisfy me, but in the end, they all have to give up." I was subdued by my smoke pot! When I was in Hulao, Lu Bu and I didn't get along very well, so we turned around and ran away, in a panic, you may have heard about it?"

When he heard this, his mouth twisted, and he said: "Huh! Four people beat one of them, and you are still talking about it here. I heard that you, Shao Ye, are useless except for being cheap. When I saw you today, it turned out to be true!"

This time I was digging a hole by myself, why should I mention Lu Bu? Although I was a little displeased at this moment, the corners of my mouth did not forget to smile, and said: "Each, each other, if you don't believe in my ability, you You can ask Ji Ling, who made the hole in his helmet?"

After hearing this, he was even more disdainful and said: "I don't need to ask, I saw it all yesterday. You plotted secretly, played tricks, ran away after hitting someone, and was chased and beaten by my general Ji, and fled. If Guan Yu hadn't rescued you Without you, you have already gone to the underworld to cool off!"

I gritted my teeth at this time, the guy has a strong mouth, I can't beat him, they say fat people can't beat thin people, thin people can't beat women, I think he looks like a woman!
At this moment, I don't want to bother with him anymore, I'll just fight him one-on-one, just for what he said just now, I will leave a hole in his helmet, otherwise my uncle's surname will not be Shao!
Thinking of this, I steered my horse forward and shouted: "The thief will watch the pot!"

At this time, he blocked with a three-pointed and two-edged knife. I obviously felt that his strength was really not very good. Blocking me, I didn't even feel numb. When I fought with Lu Bu back then, my tiger's mouth was numb to death. , Try to find out the strength of your ability with one move. If my mouth is not numb, his mouth must be terribly numb.

"Bang bang bang bang" We fought together for a while, and more than ten times passed in the blink of an eye. If I really want his life, it's like playing. It can be said that it is effortless. I played with him for a while , A smoke pot was pressed against his helmet, but after hearing "Boom!!", a big hole was abruptly made, much bigger than the one on Ji Ling's helmet.

I touched him and ran away, but after running tens of meters, I found that something was wrong. He didn't follow, didn't chase, and didn't speak. When I looked back, I was taken aback. He fell off the horse. He was lying on the ground at the moment, and a few soldiers came to rescue him from behind.

At this time, my heart is full of sympathy, his uncle, no, although I felt a little fierce, but I didn't use all my strength, it won't be fatal, is he really so vulnerable?Was I touched to death by a smoking pot?
(End of this chapter)