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Chapter 49

When the car was hit by an earthquake, Hu Xia finally knew what a miserable life is.

But God is fair, it is impossible for people to be so unlucky forever—the next day when I went to Hu, I realized what it means to "see the rainbow after the storm": the leader said that the annual leave owed to everyone last year will be made up this time.

After two dog-like months, they had their dream vacation.

Seeing the happy faces of his colleagues, Hu Yi cried happily: It seems that his sacrifice is still very valuable.

What exactly did Comrade Hu sacrifice?Let us restore the previous conversation——

"It's not impossible to take a vacation, it depends on how you choose."

The atmosphere similar to negotiation made Hu Yi a little uncomfortable. She just complained that her poor half-day free time was ruined by the earthquake. Transformed into a cold vice president, you must know that the two of them had just experienced a half-time car shock and an aftershock, and she was still sitting on him.

What is a capitalist?He is a vampire who squeezes the blood and sweat of the people to the maximum. Hu guessed that he would not give himself a holiday, so he "cut" with contempt: "If you are really willing to give us a holiday, I dare to promise you any request."

"First, never meet him alone again."

He answered these words too quickly, without any hesitation, as if he had planned it beforehand, Hu paused, looked at him suspiciously, and then replied: "No problem."

Anyway, the capitalist didn't explicitly say that "he" refers to Xu Fangzhou, and he can take advantage of the loopholes in his sophistry in the future——

Hu Xia was complacent about his cleverness, Zhan Yiyang said again: "Second, when someone pursues you, tell him that you are married as soon as possible; third, the call from me must be answered within 20 seconds. No answer, must call back within an hour and explain why."

"Did you make a mistake, this is too..."

"fourth--"

"There's a fourth????"

Zhan Yiyang glanced at this crazy woman calmly: "——Before going out in the morning, help me tie my tie, goodbyekiss for no less than 3 minutes; fifth, take a bath together at night to relieve the tension of the earth's water resources and protect the environment. Make a contribution."

Hu Yi was completely horrified.What is this... what is this?

"The above are the five major disciplines, and the following are the five irregularities."

and also? ? ?

"First, don't pay attention to strange men who strike up a conversation with you; second, you are not allowed to be nice to other men except me; third, you are not allowed to stay out at night without my consent, even if I agree, unless I am with you Fourth, without my consent, you are not allowed to tell others your phone number, address, and birthday; fifth, and most importantly, you must not arbitrarily deprive me of the 'benefits' of being a husband."

Hu Yi was too embarrassed to speak.

Zhan Yiyang was quite satisfied with her silence this time, and added the last sentence with a smile: "The right to interpret all the above clauses belongs to Zhan Yiyang, and Mrs. Zhan must always keep it in mind and implement it 100%."

***
His contract of selling his life was exchanged for the annual leave of his colleagues. Hu Yichi felt that he was very great, so he bid farewell to his colleagues in tears and went on a tragic honeymoon with the capitalists.

Destination: Maldives.

Air ticket, booked; hotel, booked; private tour guide, booked; itinerary, booked——

The honeymoon itinerary was well planned. After a long-distance flight, Hu Yi decisively threw himself on the large round bed in the hotel, rolled twice, crushed the heart-shaped rose petals beyond recognition, and then jumped up and ran to the hotel. Picking mangoes from the coffee table, "I didn't see you contacting the travel agency either. You asked Assistant Liang to book these things for you, right?"

Zhan Yiyang, who was paying the tip, had no time to speak. The tour guide who helped put the luggage said in broken Chinese: "Mr. Zhan has booked a honeymoon package with our travel agency two months ago. We have been waiting for two months. Hope our service can satisfy you.”

Hearing these words, Hu Yi felt that something was wrong. While eating the mango in his hand, he suddenly choked, "cough cough cough cough cough..."

This choking, as if his brain had been choked, Hu Yi said with a look of uncertainty: "You said—two months ago???"

"Yes." While the tour guide replied, Hu Yiyang couldn't help but glance at Zhan Yiyang who was standing aside. Four words can sum up Zhan Yiyang's expression at the moment: trick succeeded.

Two months ago... In other words, he had already booked the honeymoon itinerary when they received the certificate... So, even if she didn't agree to his "five major disciplines and five irregularities", would she still have a holiday?
Hu Yixia finally realized that he was the idiot who was sold and helped to count the money. His intestines were green with regret, and the green was shining brightly. He pointed at the big liar Zhan with trembling fingers: "You! You!"

Under the calm and composed eyes of Liar Zhan, Hu was defeated at once, not daring to say a word, let alone swearing, and lying on the bed resentfully, motionless and silent, determined to carry out the cold violence to the end.

***
first day.

"Go snorkeling?"

Don't go.

"go fishing?"

Don't go.

"Going to see dolphins?"

Don't go.

result--

Big liar Zhan goes out to have fun alone.

Hu Yi spent a day with his computer in his arms, browsing from Weibo to Facebook, from playing Warcraft to Angry Birds.

***
the next day.

"go swimming?"

Don't go.

"Going to parachute at sea?"

Don't go.

"Go to the undersea restaurant for a big meal?"

Don't go.

result--

Big liar Zhan goes out to have fun alone.

Hu Xia spent another day holding the computer, chatting from QQ to MSN, from Three Kingdoms to Plants vs. Zombies.

***
Nth day.

"Go surfing?"

Don't go.

"Going to play beach volleyball?"

Don't go.

"To cut coral?"

Don't go.

result--

Although Hu Xia was lying there motionless, her head was already sweating profusely, her face was buried in the pillow without saying a word, she abused others and herself, she was silently lamenting that pretending to be dead was really physical work, when someone pulled her shoulder past.

Shouldn't he have gone out alone for Hapi like he did the other day?
Liar Zhan lay on her side behind her, and wiped the sweat off her forehead with his hands: "If you don't want to go out, we can do something else."

The ambiguous voice was behind her ears, and his fingers were not idle, sweeping her collarbone back and forth meaningfully.

You can't be led by the nose every time!Hu Yi decisively swung his claws to open his hand, lay back and continued to pretend to be dead.Zhan Yiyang didn't turn her head-on this time - he just lay on her back.

"I've been cold for several days, that's enough."

He reached into her neckline, announcing with practical action that his patience had run out.

The curves of the body fit together without any gaps, she was almost out of breath under his pressure, she didn't dare to stuff her head in the pillow anymore, raised her face to take a breath, and immediately he pinched her chin and turned her face away, Kiss hard.

Hu shook his head, trying not to let him succeed: "You know how to kill me! You force me to compromise first every time! Anyway, if you don't speak soft words first this time, I will always be like this, using cold violence to kill you! Cold to death, cold to death, cold to death"

Behind him stopped.

Angry enough to slam the door out?Hu pricked up his ears, waiting for the door to slam——

"I haven't eaten meat for two months."

A faint, aggrieved voice sounded behind her ears.And as soon as the words fell, her earlobe was sucked.

shock!
I couldn't be more surprised!

He continued to work hard: "Guests do well, and I will reward you with stuttering."

Suddenly, even the bones are crisp.More than crisp?She's almost melting.

The capitalist with facial paralysis acted coquettishly, and he was indeed invincible in the world.

"Is this soft talk qualified?"

qualified!So qualified!
Hu Yixia has never been able to resist this kind of cheap tone, he coughed twice, sat up from the bed, and glanced at him arrogantly.

She finally became the uncle, and she will not miss this opportunity easily: "Well, you look good in figure and appearance, so I will give you a chance today. If you serve well, you will be rewarded; if you serve well, you will be rewarded." If so..."

The rest of the words were blocked by his mouth, this guy's movements were so violent, Hu Yi felt that his front teeth were about to be knocked off by him, and wanted to reprimand him, but he sucked his lips and tongue again, sweetly entangled with the model He vaguely heard him say: "Jun Bao is satisfied..."

He is really a good student who learns and uses flexibly, and even uses the word "Bao Jun is satisfied".

Comrade Hu expressed satisfaction, very satisfied!
***
It's a pity that Comrade Hu guessed the beginning, but not the ending——

The single-family water villa stands alone in the middle of the shallow sea. She is on this 360-degree round sea view bed with no dead ends, and she can't answer every day, and the ground doesn't work.

……

When Calm called, she was being "served" so delirious that she couldn't speak.

She really wants to show off to her girlfriends the 65-foot-long Dhoni boat that the hotel provides for newlyweds; How wonderful it is to be able to soak in the petal bath and look at the blue sea and blue sky while enjoying the wonderful music brought by BOSE speakers.But actually——

"How is it? Is the Maldives fun? Are you on Huvafen Island or Coco Island?"

"Hmm... you, what did you say?"

"I say……"

"what!"

"Shouting so loud all of a sudden, trying to scare me to death?"

"..."

"Hello? Fox?"

The man behind him didn't stop moving, Hu Yi hurriedly covered his mouth, so as not to scream again, and then replied slowly: "I... I'm fine, I accidentally bumped into my hand just now..."

Calmly called to care, and borrowed a car by the way, Hu Yi replied hesitantly, smart as calmly, and quickly sniffed out the strangeness: "Why are you breathing so hard?"

Hu Yiji knelt there dizzy, dizzily making excuses: "I...I'm exercising."

"Exercise?" Calm was even more suspicious.

Zhan, who had long been dissatisfied with his wife's behavior of insisting on answering the phone at a critical moment, took the phone and said coldly: "Exercise on the bed."

Then I heard the sound of the other party hanging up the phone with satisfaction.

***
Hu, who was ashamed and angry, turned his head and hit him, but he pinched his wrist.

As soon as she moved forward a little, she was dragged back under him again.

"What do you want me to do in front of Leng Erniu in the future?? Huh...I hate you to death!"

This woman is reddish all over, and now even her eyelids are red, as if she has suffered a lot of grievances, and she is completely different from the previous cat-like humming appearance. There has never been a word "sorry" in the dictionary of life. For the first time, Zhan Yiyang felt a little apologetic, and began to do self-reflection for the first time in his life: Although she teased him first, although she said she hated the whole process, she actually enjoyed it very much, but...

Zhan Yiyang let go of the hand on her waist, withdrew from himself, leaned against the bedside shelf, and dialed her calm number, "You talk to her first."

Perhaps because he was too embarrassed just now, he waited for a long time to calmly pick up the speaker. Before Zhan Yiyang had time to hand over the phone, he asked calmly, "Are you and your husband finished?"

Zhan Yiyang glanced at his wife who was still sobbing, and answered for her: "Intermission."

***
Calm down for a moment.

Hu Yi, who was thinking about his happy single life, was also taken aback for a moment.

Did she hear wrong?

He said... intermission?
(End of this chapter)