Super little Taoist

Chapter 2

Gu Tian rested his feet firmly on the bottom of the car, leaned tightly on the seat, firmly grasped the armrest with both hands, clenched his teeth, and closed his eyes.

Huang Jiaojiao looked smug, and the strength under her feet increased a bit, and the speedometer jumped forward two big spaces, I will let you kiss or not, I will let you kiss or not!Stinky Taoist!
"Huang~Miss Huang, life is great, the Almighty Lord! No, the Buddha said, no! The Tao said, life is precious! Cherish life, don't compete for a second, and be safe for a lifetime!"

Huang Jiaojiao was completely defeated by this guy. If she hadn't learned from her father that this guy was indeed the apprentice of the old god, she would definitely think him a fake! "Master, this is a highway. If you go too slow, you will be fined. One trip is enough for the villagers to eat a meal!"

"Really~really! Then I have to endure it for the sake of meat!" Gu Tian looked at death as if he was at home.

Huang Jiaojiao smiled ghostly, pulled and pushed, five gears!

Just when Huang Jiaojiao was proud of herself, several car shadows sprang up in front of her, and four Hummers sandwiched her in the middle, down, left, and right. Huang Jiaojiao glanced at the left side with contempt. The man who smiled at him glanced at him.

"Jiaojiao, why don't you call me when you want to go racing! My brother will accompany you!" The man shouted loudly, and the other guys who were driving immediately screamed strangely.

Huang Jiaojiao curled her mouth, "Don't dare to trouble Mr. Zhou!" The Mr. Zhou she was talking about was Zhou Jin, the son of the mayor of Yanjing, a typical dude!The principle for women is: if you don't go to bed, you will be thrown into bed with money!But for Huang Jiaojiao, because of Huang Tian's commercial influence, he dare not force her!
Zhou Jin smiled and didn't care, obviously this wasn't the first time he was rejected, but today, there is a punching bag.He turned the steering wheel, and the Hummer immediately approached Huang Jiaojiao's sports car, and the other three cars also shrank the distance from the sports car tacitly.Huang Jiaojiao was very angry at being caught in the middle, but she couldn't stop, she could only drive at their speed, and she didn't want to offend Zhou Jin if it wasn't necessary, after all, his father is the mayor!
Zhou Jin looked at Gu Tian, ​​"Dude! Such long hair has a personality, if I don't pay attention, I'll think you're a cutie! Hahaha! You? A bodyguard?"

Gu Tian shook his head.

Zhou Jin's expression tightened, "Manager?"

Gu Tian shook his head again,
"Could it be... a boyfriend?"

Huang Jiaojiao was silent, she wanted to see how this stinky Taoist priest would deal with it!

Gu Tian looked up at the sky, then at Huang Jiaojiao, "Miss Huang, this question is so profound, you should answer it!"

Huang Jiaojiao gave Gu Tian a wicked look. This guy really knows how to play football. She smiled slightly at Zhou Jin, "Hehe, Mr. Zhou, I'll introduce you. My father is very old-fashioned, remember to come and have a wedding wine!"

Zhou Jin was furious when he heard this, and shouted, "Block the road!"

The two Hummers behind suddenly slowed down, and then the two cars crossed, blocking the entire highway. Zhou Jin stepped on the accelerator and flew in front of Huang Jiaojiao, blocking her way with another Hummer. Then several people walked towards Huang Jiaojiao's sports car with bats in their hands.

Huang Jiaojiao suddenly paled, she didn't expect Zhou Jin to be so lawless, she got out of the car and pulled Gu Tian out, hiding him behind her, "Zhou Jin, what do you want to do?"

Zhou Jin looked sincere, "I know that Uncle Huang is old-fashioned, but if this person becomes a useless person, or loses the ability to be a man, maybe Uncle Huang will not be so old-fashioned, Jiaojiao, I told you , I will consider you a woman in this life, accept my fiery love!"

Neuropathy!Huang Jiaojiao tried her best to squeeze out a smile. At this time, she regretted it to death. If it was not for revenge against Gu Tian, ​​she would not have been on this highway, and she would not have encountered this psychosis. However, now she can only use slow tactics , "Zhou Jin, as long as I insist, my father will still consider my ideas. Can you go back first? We need to discuss things!"

Zhou Jin stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, which made Huang Jiaojiao feel sick. Although Gu Tian also made this action before, the nature, effect, and visual impact are completely different, "Hey, promise me, promise me , I will let this kid go, okay! Jiaojiao, our wedding is definitely the most luxurious and perfect!"

Gu Tian looked at Zhou Jin's saliva, clasped his hands together, "Benefactor, your endocrine is too strong, it's because of too much fire, if you don't enforce control, the incense will be cut off at the age of [-]!"

Zhou Jin and the others look at me, I look at you, they look demented, Huang Jiaojiao is also shocked, this guy is really not surprising!
"Hahaha! Really? I still have more than ten years, don't worry, don't hurry! But" Zhou Jin showed a hint of grimness on his face, "Today! I'm going to cut off your incense!"

"Ah!" Huang Jiaojiao looked at Zhou Jin who was rushing towards Gu Tian, ​​and yelled instinctively. Zhou Jin pushed Huang Jiaojiao away, and the bat hit Gu Tian's head fiercely. eyes.

Seeing Zhou Jin make a move, several buddies also rushed forward. He is the mayor's son, so what's wrong with him?Something is wrong!
For a long time, Huang Jiaojiao didn't hear the expected sound of bones breaking, or Gu Tian's wailing, she slowly opened her eyes.

"Almighty Lord, this finger of mine is helpful for you to dissipate energy, relieve fire, appetize and invigorate your spleen. The only drawback is that it hurts a bit, but, Almighty Lord, no! The Buddha said, no! The Tao said, life is precious and precious! Just bear with it." Just bear it!"

Zhou Jin's high-raised bat fell in the air, but he couldn't get it down. Not only that, his whole body remained in one posture and he couldn't move. His face was flushed red, and he couldn't say what he wanted to say.

The few people around were frightened by Gu Tian's tricks, and they didn't dare to come up for a while, for fear that Gu Tian would give them a finger too.

At this time, Huang Jiaojiao finally believed in her father's words completely, and he really has a few brushes! "Zhou Jin, I forgot to tell you that my fiancé is a child of a martial arts family! So, please don't pester me in the future! You know! Gu Tian, ​​let him go!" After finishing speaking, Huang Jiaojiao ran to Beside Gu Tian, ​​"Brother, is this the legendary acupoint?"

Gu Tian looked at Huang Jiaojiao inexplicably, "Acupoint acupuncture!?" He looked at Huang Jiaojiao's excited face and shook his head, "Maybe there is some acupuncture in the world, but I don't know it, because I am more skilled than acupuncture." It is much more advanced! As I said, he is able to do this because his virtual fire is too strong, and all his thoughts are gathered at one point, so I can control his whole body with this point! Do you believe it?" Gu Tian turned his head and looked at a body. A fat man in a hip-hop costume said, "Brother, let me give you some pointers, and I'll explain it to her!"

As soon as the fat man heard that Gu Tian wanted to use him as a guinea pig, he threw the bat and jumped on the hummer, and ran away in a hurry. With this example, the other people ignored Zhou Jin and ran away.

Gu Tian shook his head and looked at Zhou Jin, "People have joys and sorrows, and the moon has cloudy and sunny days. It seems that the benefactor is sad and parting, cloudy and short today. Hey" Gu Tian walked behind Zhou Jin , pushing lightly with the back of his hand, Zhou Jin staggered and fell to the ground. He looked at Gu Tian with a face of fear, that face that always looked like a fool!
"Benefactor, are you still leaving? How about having a meal together? Or I will tell you how to cure your deficiency fire? Oh, referred to as kidney deficiency!"

Zhou Jin wakes up like a dream, with the bat still on, he jumps onto the Humvee.

"Take your time, don't shake your hands, pay attention to safety, safety first!" Gu Tian shouted while waving at Zhou Jin's swaying car.Then, he turned his head to look at Huang Jiaojiao, "Huaxia Kingdom prohibits arranged marriages. It doesn't matter if Ms. Huang is serious. The reputation of the poor cannot be slandered!"

Huang Jiaojiao just felt dizzy for a while, Miss Ben didn't cry out for the loss, but he did it first!
(End of this chapter)