Super little Taoist

Chapter 3 The Angry Woman
Huang Jiaojiao looked straight at Gu Tian, ​​"Tell me, how did you do it?"

"How did you do it?" Gu Tian pulled the cloth around his neck.

"Point the hole!"

Gu Tian shook his head, "It's not acupuncture, mine is much more advanced than it!"

"Then why can't he move at all!" Huang Jiaojiao insisted, this magic-like fact made her feel itchy, if she could have such a skill, she would be so handsome!

"That's because his endocrine is too strong, and he is impatient! To be precise, he is kidney impetuous!"

"Kidney impatience? What do you mean!"

"It's just that there is a strong desire to have sex with the opposite sex!" Gu Tian said without changing his face and heartbeat.

When Huang Jiaojiao heard this, she almost fell off the chair. She looked at Gu Tian with strange eyes, "Are you a Taoist?"

Gu Tian nodded affirmatively, "Any practice is based on a very insightful understanding of the human body's structure!"

Huang Jiaojiao suddenly became interested, she stretched out her palm, "Then help me see what I have!"

Gu Tian glanced at the pure white jade hand, "The internal mechanism is chaotic, it is clearly a yin body, but the yang energy is too heavy!"

Huang Jiaojiao immediately paled, "What do you mean!"

"Jiaojiao!" A pleasant voice sounded, a smile appeared on Huang Jiaojiao's face immediately, and a girl walked towards this side gracefully.

Gu Tian curled his mouth, shook his head, and said in a voice that he could only hear: "There is a tendency to like the same sex!"

"Who is he?"

"My cousin!"

Be good, in one day, you have changed from master to fiancé, and now from fiancé to cousin, you girl is really good at talking!Gu Tian laughed at himself, and then raised his head to look at the girl. Immediately, the pupils of his eyes dilated several times: thin red lips, curved and slender eyebrows, straight nose bridge with a slight curve, There are blue hairs hanging down her neck and ears, and what's more, she has a baby face. If it weren't for her dress, Gu Tian would definitely think it~ In short, he wanted to shout, angels are in the world!I really want to put two wings on her back!

"Cousin! My name is Siheng!" The girl smiled at Gu Tian.

Gu Tian stared at her blankly, without saying a word.

"I see that you are also concentrating on one point now, tell me, let me point to your place!" Huang Jiaojiao said darkly.

Gu Tian put his palms together quickly, "Sin, sin, form is emptiness, emptiness is form!"

"Hehe, Jiaojiao, your cousin is really interesting!" The girl then walked behind Gu Tian, ​​and softly inserted her small hands into his long hair, "A boy with such good hair quality, I'd rather Seeing you for the first time!"

Gu Tian hurriedly turned around, "Sister Siheng, the water I use to wash my hair is all picked from caves, and I insist on using natural saponins, pure green and pollution-free, original and natural! Without any processing, I still have My own hair care~"

Huang Jiaojiao covered Gu Tian's mouth, she couldn't take it anymore! "Siheng, stop talking nonsense with him, cut it for me!" You perverted Taoist!
Siheng covered her mouth and smiled, then flicked her fingers, a pair of scissors seemed to come alive in her hands, sometimes horizontally, sometimes vertically, the speed was dizzying, from a distance it was not cutting hair, it seemed to be The scissors are dancing!
Huang Jiaojiao looked smug, "You are really lucky to know me, but not everyone can let us Siheng beauties cut their hair!"

Gu Tian closed his eyes and nodded repeatedly. At this moment, he no longer has any thinking ability!
After just a few minutes, Siheng made the last cut, "It's done!"

Gu Tian opened his eyes, his long hair was replaced by a short one, and the original rusticity was completely wiped away.Huang Jiaojiao held her chin and nodded in satisfaction. Now she can take him home with confidence. Dad's task has been successfully completed.

Siheng looked left and then again, "Heck, I really didn't see it! Jiaojiao, your cousin is still a handsome guy! However, I always feel that there is something missing from before the cut!"

Gu Tian raised his head deeply, "I'm a little less immortal!"

"Rustic!" Huang Jiaojiao retorted viciously, she pulled Siheng's hand, "Thank you!"

Siheng smiled purely, "What are we talking about!"

"Doom, doom!" Gu Tian heard the conversation between Huang Jiaojiao and Siheng, and he looked up to the sky and sighed.

Huang Jiaojiao had seen Gu Tian's mouth before, so she picked up the scissors next to her and slammed it on Gu Tian's head, "Shut up, talk nonsense, I'm not cutting your hair, but cutting your scalp!"

Gu Tian looked at Huang Jiaojiao timidly. He regretted it now, regretted pointing Zhou Jin's finger. If he had known that Huang Jiaojiao was such a guy with extreme fantasy of martial arts, he would rather be beaten by Zhou Jin!
"Why are you pulling the quilt so tightly!"

"I'm afraid! Master said that women are tigers!"

"Get out! When I saw Siheng during the day, why didn't I see that you were afraid, and you were so active!"

"Hey, he's a sugar tiger! You're a real tiger!"

Huang Jiaojiao grabbed the quilt and pulled it vigorously, "Dad is flying to Shanghai tonight, don't worry!"

"Can I rest assured that you are like this! What on earth do you want to do!" Gu Tian stretched his neck, looking like he was not afraid of life and death.

"Hey, tell me, that trick!"

"Which trick?"

Huang Jiaojiao stepped on the bed with one thigh, and was about to rush up.

Gu Tian quickly stretched out his hand to block it, "Don't, I'll tell you, I'll tell you everything!"

Huang Jiaojiao smiled triumphantly, Taoist priest, are you more ruthless than me?

Gu Tian wrapped himself tightly in pajamas before getting off the bed, Huang Jiaojiao obediently stretched out her hand, "Master, please!"

Gu Tian sat on the sofa, looked at Huang Jiaojiao's excited face, "Do you really want to learn?"

"Yeah!" Huang Jiaojiao nodded repeatedly.

"Don't you want to use this trick on a good woman like me! Or on a weak woman like Siheng!"

Huang Jiaojiao's complexion was about to flare up, Gu Tian hurriedly sat back a few times, "Stop, I'll teach! I'll teach!"

Gu Tian took a cup from the coffee table, "What is this?"

Huang Jiaojiao clenched her fists tightly, but in order to learn the art, she had to say: "Cup!"

"Wrong, this is dirt!"

"earth?"

Gu Tian nodded, "This cup is ceramic, so it is made of clay. No matter what kind of performance it becomes, it is just a handful of loess! So~" Gu Tian stretched out his hand to hold the cup, fingers She was gently kneading the cup, Huang Jiaojiao looked puzzled, but when Gu Tian put the cup back on the table, she covered her mouth, and the smooth and smooth cup had turned into a concave Something protruding.

"This is magic!" Huang Jiaojiao struggled to utter a few words.
Gu Tian looked at Huang Jiaojiao with disdain, "I told you, this is soil!" Then, Gu Tian gave Huang Jiaojiao a sad look, "Hey!"

"What's wrong!" Huang Jiaojiao was disturbed by one of his eyes.

"In the world, metal, wood, water, fire, and earth are the most superficial and simple. However, we, people! Life is the most magical. Miss Huang, think about it, the birth of a life is a What an amazing process"

Huang Jiaojiao had a bad premonition, "Say, what do you want to say!"

Gu Tian stuck out his tongue and licked his lips, "I mean, the reproduction of human beings is a great, miraculous and glorious thing, but, nowadays, some people don't like the opposite sex, but like the same sex, it's really promising, life~"

Huang Jiaojiao suddenly understood what he meant. This stinky Taoist priest recognized herself as a homosexual. She stood up suddenly, "Stinky Taoist priest, you are beating around the bush and scolding me! I will smash you to death!" Huang Jiao Jiao picked up the cup that Gu Tian squeezed into a strange shape!
Gu Tian kicked his feet, retracted them, and immediately jumped a few meters away, "A gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"

"I'm not a gentleman!"

"The villain can't move the cup!"

"I'm not a villain!"

"So, who are you!"

"I'm an angry woman!"

"what"

Ping Pong Pong.

(End of this chapter)