I collect rubbish in fairyland

Chapter 1 Chang'e
"I go!"

Yuan Meng was taken aback and almost threw the phone away.

His mind tossed, he reckoned that some mentally ill patient was secretly using the phone number of a certain mental hospital to play pranks.

But his precision is too strong, he dialed Yuan Meng right away.

Now is the information age, and science has proved that there are no such things as fairies and monsters in the world.

Yuelao, Yuelao is a fictional character in mythology. He specializes in matchmaking, just like a matchmaking agency. Is it possible that this guy has watched too many mythological dramas and is too involved in the drama?
So he scolded directly, "You must be crazy."

"What is snake essence disease? The symptoms I know include wind-cold and smallpox. But what is snake essence disease? Is it a disease that you get after being bitten by snake essence?"

"I'll go to your uncle." The endless chatter on the phone deeply angered Yuan Meng. He felt that he had been tricked by someone, and maybe the guy named President Liang was the one who tricked him, so he was furious. Swear.

"It's not that what you said is wrong. You go to my uncle. My uncle has been gone for many years. You must not be able to go." The self-proclaimed Yuelao said to himself.

"You're not finished yet."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you the business. The thing is like this. I am Yuelao. I help lovers all over the world get married. My deeds are well-known. Do you recognize me?" Yuelao started babbling again. There are endless patterns, self-proclaimed, how many good deeds he has done, how many marriages he has achieved, etc., he said all his credits, and he also said all his credits.

The most ridiculous thing is that the reason why the monkey grandson made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace was to meet him and ask him to help find a monkey-spirited wife.

"What exactly do you want to express?" Yuan Meng couldn't complain anymore, please, who hasn't read Journey to the West, bragging has to be realistic.

"Listen to me, a while ago, God Erlang came to me to discuss with me, saying that he fell in love with Fairy Chang'e, and threatened and lured me to lead them a red line."

"You also know that I'm just a little fairy, Erlang God is a relative of the emperor, and I had no choice but to lead him. Later, when Chang'e found out about this, she snatched the red thread that I hadn't tied together before. The yin-yang line went to the mortal world, and as a result, she landed in your house by accident."

Yuelao was eloquent, and after talking for a long time, he finally got to the point a little bit.

"However, the time she went down was not according to the normal time, that is to say, it violated the trajectory of the way of heaven, so she was backlashed by the way of heaven, so her personality may change drastically, and I don't know what will happen."

"Then hurry up and take her away." Yuan Meng rolled her eyes.

"The difficulty is this. I am too busy with some things to get out of the lower realm, and the other heavenly soldiers are also unable to do without because of various things, so I have to ask you to take care of it. Hang up, in vain, by the way, this is My fairy world number is also my WeChat account, let's keep in touch if we have nothing to do."

Beep beep.
Listening to the sound of the phone hanging up, Yuan Meng finally understood that the person who called him was really crazy.

At this time, his stomach began to growl again. He hadn't eaten all morning, so he was hungry.

Let's eat something first.

However, at this moment, he found that his hands were empty, the beer was gone, and the cooked food was gone.

Could it be that a supernatural event happened, and ghosts ate everything?

Impossible, it's broad daylight now, even vampires, zombies and other awesome ghosts dare not come out in broad daylight.

He scratched his head puzzled.

Immediately, he suddenly smelled the smell of meat and beer, as well as the sound of "bajibaji".

Looking up, it turned out to be the woman called Chang'e by Yue Lao, who was sitting there eating the food he bought beautifully, and even drank the beer in the can and hiccupped when she was happy.

Yuan Meng has heard the story of Chang'e more or less. It is said that this old maid who fascinated all living beings ate the elixir given to her boyfriend Houyi by a certain god by chance, and became a fairy.

From then on, he lived in the Guanghan Palace, leaving Hou Yi, an infatuated species, to die alone in the world.

It is said that once a guy named Wu Gang fell in love with her, but he was punished by the Jade Emperor to chop down the emerald tree for the rest of his life.

Hey, I heard that the old boy Jade Emperor is not a good cake. He said that he once fell in love with Chang'e, but he has bronchitis, and he belongs to the kind of evil heart but not courage.

However, those things were all fabricated by later generations to add a sense of comedy, so they will not be verified.

Watching the meals gradually decrease until they all disappeared, Yuan Meng couldn't believe her eyes.

It's hard to imagine that such an idiot turned out to be a master who brought disaster to the country and the people.

But a beauty is a beauty, no matter if she is gobbling up food, the way she eats will always remind people of the word "beautiful".

Seeing Chang'e's intoxicated face, and her stomach was still as flat as ever, he didn't know what to say for a while.

Taking a deep breath, he sat down on the sofa and looked at the woman again. Not to mention, this woman was really similar to Chang'e's costume in the TV series.

"Where are you from?"

"I come from the cold sky."

"...how did you get in here?"

"I'll come straight to you right away."

"Your name is Chang'e?"

"Yeah."

"Where's your jade rabbit?"

"Here it is."

Yuan Meng let out a "poof" and felt his nose bleeding all over the place, my God, where are you pointing?How can you point to your place?
But thinking about it, Yuan Meng also feels that this is understandable. The modern novel industry is relatively developed. If you say breasts, you will definitely be harmonized, so those writers exude all kinds of whimsical ideas, so I use the word Yutu to describe breasts. A trend gradually formed.

Describe chest.
But this is not a novel, this is the real society, why do you point to your chest and say that this is the Jade Rabbit!
Aren't you tempting me with Hong Guoguo?
"I still don't believe you are Chang'e." Yuan Meng said with a thought.This is the truth, he really does not believe that she is Chang'e.

Although this woman was indeed unreasonably beautiful, he absolutely did not believe that she was Chang'e.

As a member of materialism, he always adheres to the theory of atheism in the world, so believing in religion, gods, and ghosts is basically equivalent to the existence of farting for him.

"Then why do you believe it?" Seeing that he didn't believe her, Chang'e was very astonished.

"I don't believe it at all. After eating, go where you like, I still have to live." Yuan Meng suddenly had the urge to conjure some gold and silver treasures for her, but thought that there is no god in the world. At that time, he hid his impulse in his heart and waved to her.

　Generally, there will be no eunuchs in this book unless there are very special circumstances. During the real-name authentication period, the computer cannot publish the chapters. I am using the assistant to publish here, please forgive me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)