I collect rubbish in fairyland

Chapter 2 Rotten Oranges in Heaven
It's not that he was born allergic to beautiful women, or that he became disgusted with women because of Lu Feifei.

But with his current financial and material resources, it is difficult to even support himself. He couldn't bear such a beautiful woman who looked like a flower to suffer with him.

After one sentence fell, the atmosphere in the room was suddenly silent, so quiet that one could hear one's own heartbeat.

When Chang'e heard this, she was taken aback for a moment, and then her tears fell down, and a piece of sauced beef in her hand fell on the table inadvertently.

"No. Why are you crying?" Yuan Meng panicked. He didn't expect his words to cause such a big reaction from her. He came to her at a loss, and stretched out his hand to wipe his tears.

"Don't you want me yet?" Chang'e was still chewing on meat, she opened her small mouth, and tears poured into her mouth, but she didn't care, just looked at Yuan Meng pitifully.

It looked like a girl wandering outside, finally found her own home, but the family didn't recognize her, she was miserable and dazed.

Seeing her like this, Yuan Meng felt ripples in her heart.

What he was most afraid of was the girl crying.

"It doesn't matter if I want you or not?" Although he thought so in his heart, he still coaxed Chang'e and said, "I want you, I want you, you are so beautiful, how can I not want you."

For a moment, Yuan Meng didn't know how he said these words. At this moment, he only had one thought, that is, no matter how poor he was, he would take her in.

Men, it's nothing to be tired, for a woman, especially for such a beautiful woman, I will fight!

"Really?" Chang'e's crying stopped suddenly, she stared at a pair of big eyes, and waited for his reconfirmation with her small mouth flattened.It seemed like she was suppressing crying, as long as Yuan Meng said no again, she would cry again.

"OK."

Yuan Meng nodded with difficulty.

However, he regretted it the next moment, what a crime he did, it was not a question of wanting her or not, but a question of whether he could afford to support his family because he had no job or income.

"Then you put this red thread on, and we will hook our hands together, and we will never be separated." Chang'e found a red thread from nowhere, twitched her crying red nose, and spoke as if a child was making an agreement. .

And on her wrist, there is also a red thread tied with a dead button.

"." Yuan Meng was speechless, but he also hesitated. Although he didn't believe in God, he knew that the red line meant marriage.

This is not a superstition, but an ancient Chinese tradition.

"Put it on, put it on quickly!" Chang'e hurriedly urged, but seeing Yuan Meng's hesitation, she involuntarily took his hand and wrapped the red thread around his hand with some force.

At the moment when the red thread was entangled, Yuan Meng felt a blur in front of his eyes, and came to a fairyland that can only be found in novels.

He seems to have seen a magnificent and splendid city-state standing above the sky, with exotic flowers and plants growing in the city area, and the fairy air is shining against the various pavilions.

Everything lives here, and occasionally a few immortals float by in the air, condescending, as if inspecting the situation.

I'll go, isn't that the Taishang Laojun, and Lingbao Daojun
At this moment, he believes that there really is a God in time, and that red line is really the red line of marriage that Chang'e snatched from Yuelao, and it is what Yuelao calls Yangxian.

"You are really Chang'e, ahahaha, it's a pleasure to meet you." Knowing that the other party is really Chang'e Fairy, Yuan Meng was in awe, and immediately greeted with both hands.

Chang'e, that's a fairy, and when he hears what people say in the future, look at Dong Yong, a cowherd who can marry the seven fairies in the sky as his wife.
He can even stop his back, his nostrils are upturned, and marrying the Seven Fairies is nothing, we still have to look at Brother Meng, Chang'e will be his daughter-in-law just after he lost his job.

Brother Meng is capable!

"Hee hee." Chang'e's big beautiful eyes immediately turned into small crescents, and she was very happy to have found Mr. Ruyi.

It must be explained here that the lord is the lord, but if she is happy or not, she will have to wait for her to fully recover before deciding. It is too early to say that the lord is happy.

Then she continued to fight with the cooked food on the table, and the fight was very fierce.

The Cooked Food Legion was defeated with a messy table!
"Speaking of which Erlang God is also a good-looking talent, and holds great power, and is a top god with outstanding strength. Why don't you look down on him."

This is what Yuan Meng doesn't understand the most. On TV, Erlang God is like a jade, tall and mighty. Even in modern times, he is also the master of Shuaiguang Street. How can Chang'e look down on him Woolen cloth?
"He is a bit handsome, but he is an out-and-out second-generation ancestor. Because he is the nephew of the Jade Emperor, he is domineering in the fairy world and commits all kinds of evil. Many of the nameless little fairies in the sky have been guarded by him alone. "

When Erlang God is mentioned, Chang'e's eyes are like fire, and the eloquent words can almost belittle this Erlang God like a pig or a dog.

"Also, all his heroic deeds were fabricated by the Jade Emperor specially for him. With his three-legged cat skills, even the one who rolled the blinds for the queen mother can beat him into a third-level disability. Good-for-nothing, can you catch my eyes?"

She looked at Yuan Meng again, and smiled sweetly, "Although you are not particularly handsome, you are very kind. After you knew I was here, you bought me so many delicacies in the world, which I have never eaten before." of."

As she spoke, she took another bite of the food on the table and said vaguely, "I've never met someone who treats me so sincerely."

Well, she thought that Yuelao had greeted him a long time ago, and Yuan Meng had prepared these things specially for her, but in fact, Yuan Meng bought them to drink away his worries.

Hearing Chang'e's words, Yuan Meng almost sneered, "You have the guts to be called high? You can see me, an unknown mortal, no matter how bad Erlang is, he is still a god."

But he dared to think about it in his heart, if he said it, maybe this girl would have to cry again, maybe he would have to turn on the runaway mode and beat him up, if the gods get angry, it must be a change of scenery, That would be no fun.

Yuan Meng didn't want to play with fire and set himself on fire.

Immortal's anxious eyes must be the wind and clouds, ghosts and gods are frightened, he still wants to live for two more years.

Chang'e thought for a while and continued: "That's why I chose you. Now the yang line is in your hands and the yin line is in my hands. Even if you regret it, it's too late." Did something amazing.

Yuan Meng supported his head, deeply feeling that he was powerless, what was all this about, he even wondered if he was living in a dream now.

He decided to call Yuelao, that psychopath, and ask him to pick him up quickly. He really couldn't bear this way of eating.

Just now he spent more than 100 yuan to buy food, but he didn't eat a bite, but she ate it all, and there was not even a scum left.

This was just a meal, and he seriously doubted whether this woman was Zhu Bajie in a beautiful skin.

This is simply the messenger of the altar.

Who can afford more than 100 for a meal?

"What's the matter?" Yue Lao seemed to be very busy.

"It's not that you put such a big living person here, you have to give me some reward." Yuan Meng said.

"No money." Yue Lao is also a stingy man, and when he heard that the other party wanted a reward, he immediately rejected it.

"If you don't have money, you take the person back." Yuan Meng also didn't give him any face.

"Why don't I give you more than 200 rotten oranges that Tianting put here?" Yue Lao was silent, and then said very shamelessly.I thought that these 200 rotten oranges had been piled up for several years, and they would become moldy if they were not dealt with.

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