Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 13

"Bearded beard, purple Tang face, loud voice, rough behavior, fierce spear, majestic armor!" Shangguan Yuru looked forward to.

The egg yolk cake roughly sketched in his mind, and scratched his ears: "Is this the King Kong you are talking about, or the door god?"

"It's Xuanwu True God!" Shangguan Yuru confessed with bright eyes.

"Who is Xuanwu True God?" Egg Yolk Crisp really didn't know much about the personnel and affairs in the fairy world.

"The Xuanwu True God guarding the two prison mountains at the junction of immortals and demons!" Shangguan Yuru despised: "Why don't you even know this!"

"Because I'm not full for three dynasties." Egg Yolk Crisp replied confidently.

So far, the identities and backgrounds of the hero and heroine have been inquired clearly, and she has also guessed the general storyline, nothing more than the young lady fell in love with the long worker, or the princess fell in love with the guard, but she had to fight for the benefit of the family. Marry another well-matched person.

What a dog, what a dog, the heavens are just as good as the world!

The egg yolk cake decided to let himself follow the trend of the times and give it a go.

"Actually, what our relatives value most is our happiness, and your sister will understand you," Egg Yolk Crisp encouraged, "So, go bravely pursue your happiness, and go laughing proudly with the person you like! "

"Are you a fool?" Shangguan Yuru tilted the egg yolk cake.

Egg Yolk Crisp was stunned. Wasn't her performance just now very kind and inspirational? Why did she become a fool?

"I just admire the True God Xuanwu." Shangguan Yuru raised his chin.

"Oh, so it's just a fan." The egg yolk cake was a bit embarrassing, because I had imagined it too much.

"What are fans?" Shangguan Yuru asked curiously.

"This..." Egg Yolk Crisp blinked: "Zichen Mansion will be connected to the Internet in a few days, you can check it online yourself."

The egg yolk cake began to consider whether to open an Internet cafe in Zichen Mansion, which seemed to have a lot of customers.

"Net? The emperor of Zifu is so perverted that he has nothing to do with raising spiders?" Shangguan Yuru didn't understand.

The egg yolk is sweaty, is she discrediting the emperor of the Zifu?
However, it's not her style to be a good teacher, and she can't do tireless teaching. Egg Yolk Crisp thought for a while and explained copiously: "You will understand in a few days."

"Ah? Why does it take a few days?" Shangguan Yuru was confused.

"Because Zichen Mansion will be connected to the Internet in a few days, and then you will understand when you see it." Egg Yolk Crisp explained as clearly as possible.

But a few days later, Shangguan Yuru still didn't understand.

I have to say that Lei Gong and Dian Mu's work efficiency is still good. In just a few days, the Zichen Mansion has changed a lot. The wires and network cables have been pulled up, and the network terminals of the Shinhwa Power Station have also been set up. The running has spanned a thousand Years of history have become electric and networked at the same time as the human world, and the notebook was fortunately connected to the Internet, and it was placed on the sapphire case of the emperor of the Zifu.

"Is this the web you mentioned?" Shangguan Yuru lay in front of the computer, looked around curiously and asked, "Are there any spiders hiding in it? When will the web be formed?"

The emperor of Zifu had a depressed expression on his face: "Why is she here?"

"I..." Egg Yolk Crisp asked in embarrassment, "Which one of you will answer first?"

"Me!" Shangguan Yuru hurriedly replied.

The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows: "Of course it's us!"

"This..." Egg Yolk Cake looked at the Emperor Zifu, and said cautiously: "Ladies first?"

"Hmph!" The emperor of Zifu expressed his dissatisfaction, but he didn't seem to object.

"This is not a network, it's a laptop, a very convenient learning tool, and the network is a relatively abstract term, representing intricate data links and various resources that can be shared. You see, I connected to the network with just a few clicks of the mouse Egg Yolk Crisp struggled to use its paws to manipulate the mouse and keyboard to connect to the Internet, and then searched out the simplified word list. When it got down, it opened: "You read this on your back first, and then I will teach you how to use Wubi and search."

"Hey, what is this, a heavenly book?" Shangguan Yuru was surprised.

"This is a list of simplified characters. Compare this to convert traditional characters into simplified characters, so that you will be able to read." Egg Yolk Crisp said patiently and patiently.

"So?" Emperor Zifu put his hand on the mouse, and saw a blue electric current slipping out from his middle finger, flowing along the mouse line to the computer, and then there was a "bang"...the computer short-circuited and exploded !
The emperor of the Zifu quickly expressed his innocence: "We just want to use magic to quickly memorize these things in our minds."

The egg yolk is disgraced with a computer fragment on her head, and she is extremely speechless, or what she should do most at this moment is to be thankful that she was not killed by the bomb? !

Shangguan Yuru also pushed the computer fragments on her head, she gloated and laughed at the Emperor Zifu: "Even if you want to memorize quickly, take it easy, your input skill is too much!"

It has nothing to do with the skills of magic tricks! ! !
But how to explain the materialistic learning method to idealistic things like gods? ? ?

"Zisan!" Egg Yolk Crisp jumped onto the Emperor Zifu with tears in his eyes, hugged his thumb, and said earnestly: "I need Zisan!"

Thus, Zisan was finally fished out from a different dimension.

The truck was fished out together, but the truck was instantly transformed back by the emperor of the Zifu, and returned to the continuous avenue.The trucks and truck drivers who disappeared for three days inexplicably became popular figures for a while, and idealism became popular in a short period of time in a small area of ​​the world-of course, this is a digression.

Egg Yolk Crisp knew that the emperor of the Zifu didn't want to see Zisan, but besides Zisan, she didn't know who else could help him.

"Zisan..." Egg Yolk Crisp looked at Zisan apologetically.

Zi San immediately took a big step back vigilantly.

Women are disasters, we must keep a proper distance, including female hairballs - the above is the conclusion drawn by Zisan after three days in a different dimension.

The egg yolk cake was a little taken aback, not knowing why he had such a big reaction.

The emperor of the Zifu smoothed the egg yolk crisp's hair comfortingly, and helped her clean up her body, and then looked at Zisan slowly: "Do you know what to do?"

"I know." Zisan replied respectfully.

If he doesn't know after three days of reflection, he is not Zisan, he is a pig!
The emperor of Zifu nodded not very trustingly.

Shangguan Yuru couldn't see what they were playing dumb, and asked the egg yolk cake: "What are they talking about?"

"Basically, I also want to know this question very much." Egg Yolk Crisp was a bit depressed, her 120 IQ was tested again and again, and the way the gods talked was sometimes too jumpy.

Shangguan Yuru said boredly: "Forget it, I'm going back, anyway the net is broken."

"Okay, goodbye." The egg yolk cake had no desire to keep it.

Watching Shangguan Yuru leave, the Emperor Zifu felt a little better.

The emperor of the Zifu said to the egg yolk cake: "If there is anything you want Zisan to do, just tell him."

"Yes, please give instructions!" Zisan responded sternly.

Since they are so direct... Egg Yolk Crisp is no longer tactful, Egg Yolk Crisp clasped his fists (or paws?) at Zi Sanyi: "Please teach him how to use a computer."

After a pause, the egg yolk cake added: "The premise is that we have to buy another computer, and I can pay for it-of course, it's best for you to pay!"

It's not that Egg Yolk Crisp is stingy, it's just that Egg Yolk Crisp isn't sure how many more computers the emperor of Zifu will have to destroy to learn how to operate it correctly.

Zisan looked at the wreckage of computers everywhere, and was speechless for a moment.

The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows: "Why, don't you want to?"

"Don't dare." Zi San pursed his lips, and finally expressed his thoughts unwillingly: "The disciple just thinks that the degree of difficulty is relatively high."

"Keep away from arrogance and impetuosity, don't get tired and don't be discouraged, take it step by step, and take it slowly." The egg yolk cake was not very sincere in comforting.

"Yes, I respect the instruction." Zisan bowed her head helplessly in agreement.

"Then you learn first." The egg yolk cake slipped away with a sigh of relief.

"You too." Emperor Zifu grabbed the egg yolk cake by the tail.

Hey, isn't there Zisan? What do you want her for?Egg yolk cakes asked questions with their eyes.

Emperor Zifu blinked his eyes, and wrote lightly: "It's time for your practice to begin."

Cultivation... Egg yolks scratching her ears didn't seem to be a bad thing, but she didn't know what role it would play in her short fox life.

The following days were spent slowly in tireless teaching and thirst for knowledge.

Egg yolk cake is counting the days, the project is due to be approved, the rent and utility bills are due to be paid, and I have to stop calling my parents... I have been missing for so long, I don’t know if she has gone to school The missing persons register of the Public Security Bureau.

Egg Yolk Crisp thought worriedly, the boss should have gone to her place to look for her immediately after hanging up the phone that day, I don't know what would happen if he didn't find her, but I hope he won't find her home!

No matter what, at least call home to report safety.

Egg Yolk Crisp sat in meditation absent-mindedly, and looked at the Emperor Zifu next to him restlessly.

In fact, Emperor Zifu studied very fast, and Zisan had retired long ago. Now Emperor Zifu, who has simplified characters like Wubi, has become clear, and can use the computer slyly. At this moment, he seems to be... chatting on QQ?

(End of this chapter)