Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 14

The emperor of Zifu is indeed chatting about Q~Q, he is chatting about Q~Q with a love expert.

Emperor Zifu: Are you a love expert?
Love expert: Yes\\*^o^*//
Emperor Zifu: We have something to ask.

Love expert: 0_0 What a miracle, use such a serious word as asking for advice

The emperor of Zifu quickly opened Baidu and searched for "Shenma".

Baidu entry
Shenma: 5, internet slang, a different phonetic word for "what".

Emperor Zifu returns to the Q~Q dialog box.

Emperor Zifu: We want to ask how you chase people.

Love expert: = =

Love expert: Did you search for us by name?

Emperor Zifu: Yes
Love expert: ⊙﹏⊙‖∣°Actually, the name is just a nickname

Emperor Zifu: Are you a love expert?

Love Expert: ...

Love expert: Tell me, are you chasing a man or a woman?

Emperor Zifu: Naturally, it is a woman.

Love expert: loli or royal sister

The emperor of the Zifu once again Baidu.

Baidu entry
Loli (ロリ), is the abbreviation of Lolita (ロリータ, Lolita). Lolita originally refers to an American novel "Lolita", in which the girl is set to be 15 years old.Later, it developed into a subculture in Japan. Since then, those who have the characteristics of the heroine in the play are called "Lolita" or "Loli".

Yujie (おねえ), originally intended to be a respectful name for her sister, is here extended to a mature and strong woman.It generally refers to a woman who is slightly older than oneself, sexy and mature.

Emperor Zifu returns to the Q~Q dialogue box again.

Emperor Zifu: Neither.

Love Expert: ...

Love expert: She was the childhood sweetheart at the same table

Emperor Zifu: Not really.

Love Expert:[email protected][email protected]|||||.
Love expert: Let’s put it this way, older or younger than you
Emperor of the Purple Mansion: Younger than us
Love Expert: That’s Lolita

Emperor of the Purple Mansion: How can Lori chase after her?
Love expert: ~w_w~
Love expert: It is said that loli has three treasures, delicate body and soft body are easy to push down, flat-chested people are easy to deceive.Say more good things and give more delicious food.
The emperor of Zifu turned his head to look at the egg yolk cake: "Go, let's take you to eat."

The experience of the egg yolk cake is that when Emperor Zifu said he was in a good mood when he brought someone to eat, the egg yolk cake still wanted to make sure: "Are you in a good mood now?"

Emperor Zifu admitted: "Not bad."

"Then please do some small things." The egg yolk cake said to the paw: "Take me back once, okay?"

Fearing that the emperor of the Zifu would be annoyed, the egg yolk cake hurriedly said: "If it's not convenient, just bring me your mobile phone and bank card, it's the wallet you mentioned last time, the bank card is in the drawer of the bedside table inside."

Emperor Zifu thought for a moment: "Eat first?"

Egg Yolk Crisp: "..."

Egg Yolk Crisp: "Okay."

The emperor of the Zifu got up, picked up the egg yolk pastry and put it in his arms as usual, set up a colorful auspicious cloud, and went straight to the Kitchen God's mansion.

The notebook is not closed, and the Q~Q dialog box is still popping out messages one by one.

Love Expert: Don't deny her any requests, find a chance to send some cute little gifts, and take her out to play a few times

Love expert: almost can push

Love expert: Then, is there any question?
Love expert: 0_0 people pinch
Love expert: o_O??? dropped the toilet
Love Expert: ...

Love expert: >_<#消河打村桥
By the time the love expert sent the message to cross the river and demolish the bridge, the emperor of Zifu had already arrived at the Kitchen God's mansion.

The Kitchen God was terrified, as they usually don't have the chance to deal with such a big man as the emperor of the Zifu, so he really couldn't guess what the emperor of the Zifu came here so rashly.

In any case, etiquette can't be bad.

The Kitchen God led a group of younger brothers to line up at the door, and when he saw the emperor of the Zifu, he bowed to the ground: "I don't know that the emperor of the Zifu is coming, but the little god is not far away, so I ask the emperor of the Zifu to forgive me."

"Is there any fresh offering in the world recently?" the emperor of Zifu cut straight to the point.

The Kitchen God never expected that he came here for this, he was stunned for a moment, and immediately complained aggrievedly: "To tell you the truth, for some reason, in the past five or sixty years, ordinary people have stopped offering sacrifices to the Little God, and restaurants and hotels have stopped offering sacrifices to the Little God. They have all been changed to the Martial Saint Guan Dijun."

"Martial Saint Guan Dijun?" The emperor of the Zifu was puzzled: "Will the generals come to take care of these trivial matters?"

So in fact, he was despised.

Kitchen God Nei Niu: "The little god doesn't know, people's hearts fluctuate, and the little god's ability is limited, and he really can't control it."

"Oh." The emperor of Zifu was a little disappointed: "Since this is the case, let's go, let's go."

"The little god didn't entertain well, please forgive me, the emperor." The Kitchen God bowed to the ground again.

The emperor of Zifu stopped in mid-air with the auspicious cloud and was a little at a loss, not knowing where he could take egg yolk cakes to eat and drink.

After witnessing the scene just now, Egg Yolk Crisp felt a little clear in his heart, and kindly suggested: "Actually, we can go directly to the human world to eat."

After thinking about it, Egg Yolk Crisp narrowed his eyes: "Well, why don't you take me home first, and I'll treat you with your wallet and mobile phone."

"Are you inviting us?" The emperor of the Zifu couldn't turn the corner: "Isn't it the other way around?"

Inverted?Is the male chauvinism of the ancients at work?

Egg Yolk Crisp criticized implicitly: "In fact, the society where men are superior to women is long gone. The current situation is that men and women are equal, so it's okay for women to invite men."

In short, the overall direction of eating has not changed, and the emperor of Zifu blinked: "Okay."

A quarter of an hour later, the two arrived at the egg yolk cake's nest.

Egg yolk crisps are tossing around the house with ease, wallets, mobile phones, and chargers.

Then the egg yolk cake fully understands what it means to lose a watermelon and pick up sesame seeds - a fox has no hands, and the fox can only hold things with its mouth. Even if you add a claw to hold one, the charger is still difficult to hold.

Or with a tail?

The egg yolk crisp blinked, stretched out its tail not very skillfully, rolled...

Emperor Zifu smiled: "Let's come."

As he spoke, he quite consciously put everything into his meson space.

In this case... Egg Yolk Crisp dug out a pile of professional books, then struggled to unplug all the plugs of the computer, and said to Emperor Zifu, "Help me take these with me too."

In this way, she can use the computer to contact her boss, and then write a thesis.

However, using such a pair of claws to knock out such a large paper... the egg yolk cake is a bit regretful, I knew I would not study computer science research.

The emperor of the Zifu had already put the computer into the meson space in response to his request, and asked, "Do you want to bring some magic horses?"

This is already the second time that the emperor of the Zifu said the word "shenma". Egg Yolk Crisp praised: "You have made rapid progress."

The emperor of Zifu was complacent: "This is natural."

"Or, how about we move this house to Zichen Mansion for you?" the Emperor Zifu suggested.

The landlady will be freaked out!Egg Yolk Crisp shook his head quickly: "Just help me take that Pikachu with me."

In this way, you can sleep next to Pikachu at night, which is warmer, more comfortable and safer!

"Pikachu?" The Emperor of the Purple Mansion asked shamelessly, "What the hell?"

In fact, it is strange to say the word Shenma too much, especially in spoken language.

Egg Yolk Crisp was silent, stretched out his paw and pointed: "This."

"Like your brother." The emperor of the Zifu picked it up and looked at it for a while, and then put it into the meson space.

The egg yolk crisp twitched the corner of her mouth: "If we only talk about the color tone."

"No more?" Zifu Emperor asked.

The egg yolk crisp looked around: "No more."

"Go and eat." The emperor of Zifu had been looking forward to this theme for a long time.

"What do you like to eat?" Egg yolk cake asked the emperor of Zifu.

Considering that this person has been fasting for a long time, Egg Yolk Crisp added: "There are Shanghainese cuisine, Zhejiang-Hangzhou cuisine, Sichuan cuisine, local local cuisine, as well as Japanese food, Korean food, pizza, hamburger, Western food, etc., do you have any food?" For taboos, do you prefer the taste of the food or the environment in which you eat?"

"What about you? What do you like to eat?" Emperor Zifu asked the egg yolk cake.

I like to eat snacks, and I like to eat street stalls, but I took such a person to eat street stalls... How do you think about the picture of the egg yolk cake? After thinking about it, the egg yolk cake said: "Let's go eat Western food."

There are few people in the western restaurant, so it should be less noticeable to sit in a corner.

Emperor Zifu nodded: "Okay."

The egg yolk cake thought for a while, reported the address, and waited for teleportation.

In MM Western Restaurant on MM Street, the welcome person at the door blinked and found that there was another person in front of him. He had handsome eyes and sculpted eyebrows, a tall crown and a broad belt, long flowing hair, luxurious Hanfu, and a small hair ball in his arms.

The man was about to walk into the restaurant.

The welcome guest hurriedly stopped him: "Sorry, sir, this store does not accept pets, you can temporarily store your pets outside the store, or..."

Or stay where it is cool.

Egg Yolk Crisp understands, Egg Yolk Crisp is embarrassing, in fact, Egg Yolk Crisp has always known that pets are not allowed in most restaurants, especially this high-end western restaurant, but she has never been able to connect herself with the word pet.

"Get out." Egg Yolk Crisp whispered to Emperor Zifu.

"There are us." The emperor of Zifu said calmly.

The welcome eyes were blurred again, the hair ball disappeared, and there was a beauty in yellow fur in front of him.

Wearing furs this season... Yingbin looks at the sky in doubt... Autumn is crisp and sweet, sweet-scented osmanthus is fragrant, shirtless and short-sleeved are just right...

But the store rules didn't stipulate that people who wear fur in autumn are not allowed to enter the store.

The welcome guest bowed mechanically: "Please come in."

"Why didn't he stop it?" Egg Yolk Crisp was puzzled.

"We used a little blindfold." The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows.

Egg yolk cake understands, idealism is amazing, she has seen too much recently.

An attentive waiter came up to greet him. This waiter probably had more experience in the world, at least he didn't show any expression other than polite because of the fur of the egg yolk crisp.

"This way, please." The waiter moved the egg yolk cake and Emperor Zifu to a relatively corner position, and at the same time secretly made up his mind to make a suggestion report for people who don't want to let people who play too much in fancy costumes and play cosplay to eat in the restaurant.

Because it ruins the image of the restaurant too much!

But this is exactly what Egg Yolk Crisp wanted. Originally, what she was after was to keep a low profile.

The waiter brought two glasses of lemonade and two menus in English and Chinese, and then stood aside politely waiting for them to order.

The egg yolk cake thoughtfully helped Emperor Zifu explain the menu and asked, "What do you want to eat?"

(End of this chapter)