Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 15

"you!"

... Of course, it is impossible for the emperor of the Zifu to answer that way, even if he wants to eat egg yolk cakes, he will not be in public.

The Emperor of the Purple Mansion casually glanced at the menu: "Well, the 1994 Screaming Eagle."

It sounds like this wine is very expensive, and the egg yolk puffs twitched.

The waiter also twitched his mouth: "Sorry, sir, this is not for sale."

"Why put items not for sale on the menu?" The emperor of Zifu raised his eyebrows.

The waiter thought for a while and replied, "Appreciate."

"Show it off." The egg yolk cake relaxed and began to tease.

The waiter blushed, it was a show off to put this limited edition expensive wine on the menu.

"Actually," the waiter suggested, "we have a red wine here that is also very good, and the price is moderate."

"Let's just do it." The emperor of the Zifu didn't really care what kind of red wine it was, he just thought that egg yolk crisps would look very... sexy when drinking this color of liquid.

Thinking of the word sexy, Emperor Zifu immediately felt thirsty, and he found that he couldn't wait to turn the egg yolk cake into a human.

"How is your practice?" Emperor Zifu took a sip of his lemonade, tapping his fingers on the table unconsciously.

The egg yolk cake quickly ordered the meal, and after dismissing the waiter, he honestly replied: "I don't know."

The emperor of the Zifu taught her to meditate and breathe out these two methods of collecting the aura of heaven and earth. The problem is that she is always a little absent-minded when she is practicing, and she doesn't feel anything about meditation. There is the kind of clarity that heat flow settles in the dantian and then slowly forms a real dan.

She felt like she was just sitting and playing, and the only thing that seemed unusual to her was that she was never tired.

Seeing that she was so confused, Emperor Zifu simply put his hand on the top of her head to check for himself.

Huihong's purple energy was hardly hindered at all, and rushed unstoppably to the dantian of the egg yolk cake. The dantian was empty, only a trace of gossamer was floating, and the emperor of Zifu frowned: "It's too slow, too slow!" .”

"How slow?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked curiously.

The emperor of Zifu was a little annoyed: "At this rate, it will take at least 300 years for you to transform into a human body."

The egg yolk cake's heart suddenly turned gray - 300 years, enough for her to live for several lifetimes!

When was Baal going to change her back, or was she going to be like this for a long time?

The custard was a bit depressing.

One was irritable, the other was depressed, and the two were silent about each other's thoughts. The elegant environment and atmosphere of this high-end western restaurant were wasted.

Finally, the drinks were served quickly, with a glass of red wine and a glass of orange juice, the emperor of Zifu handed the red wine to the egg yolk cake, tempting: "Drink and watch."

Egg Yolk Crisp has always boasted that he will never get drunk after a thousand cups, drinking is like drinking water, and he did not refuse immediately, holding the wine glass with his paws, and drank a glass of red wine in two gulps.

The whole process is not aesthetically pleasing.

The emperor of Zifu was a little disappointed, but immediately the emperor of Zifu was not disappointed again.

Because the emperor of the Zifu saw a pair of eyes, a pair of misty and misty eyes with infinite style.

——The egg yolk crisp is drunk!

The egg yolk cake that is not drunk in a thousand cups is the egg yolk cake that is 1 meters tall, weighs 65 kilograms, and is 48 and 20 years old, not this little fox who is not yet full moon and weighs less than 3 catties.

A glass of such pure and thick wine is enough to make such a delicate little fox drunk to death.

In fact, the egg yolk cake wine is very good. When drunk, he doesn't cry, make noise, or vomit. He just holds the face of the opposite sex and stares at it. His big misty eyes keep discharging, which is very tempting to commit crimes!

The first person who knew about egg yolk wine was the father of egg yolk.It was when the egg yolk cake was still babbling and unable to speak. Once, when he was drinking himself, he dipped a little wine on his finger and let the egg yolk cake suck. Then the egg yolk cake was drunk, and his little hands were soft. Hold Daddy's face tightly and watch Daddy's eyeballs keep discharging. The misty big eyes and the small skin that can be broken by blows are invincible. Daddy almost got tricked. Finally, Daddy's goodness is still alive, and the altar is immortal A human tragedy was avoided.

If it is pursued, it may be regarded as Huyan's instinct to be charming and seduce the world, but at that time, it was impossible for the egg yolk cake to know that he was inseparable from the fox in his past, present, and even past lives. Dad thought it was accidental, but he tried again, and it was still the same, and he tried twice, and it was still the same. Since then, Dad Egg has embarked on the road of no return to cultivating egg yolk pastry into a super wine king——Dad Egg really doesn’t think there is any other A man has such a noble and inviolable status and such infinitely strong self-control, so he must not let other men see the drunk state of the egg yolk cake. The safest way is to make the egg yolk cake not drunk at all.

Poor parents in the world!

What's more pitiful is that Egg Dad still doesn't know that Egg Yolk Crisp has been reborn into a little fox, so no one will come to train Egg Yolk Crisp to drink without getting drunk, so Egg Yolk Crisp will inevitably get drunk.

The drunken egg yolk cake hugged the emperor Zifu's head with his paws and slammed the discharge, and the current level of the fox's eyes was comparable to that of human eyes, and the number of segments was more than doubled.

However, Emperor Zifu didn't know that Egg Yolk Crisp was drunk. Emperor Zifu only thought that the environment was too beautiful and he was too gentle, so Egg Yolk Crisp couldn't help showing his true feelings.

The emperor of the Zifu is infinitely happy because of this!

After all, the emperor of the Zifu is an emperor-level character, and it is impossible for him to lose his mind and become a beast because of this trick.

The emperor of the Zifu just looked at the egg yolk crisp affectionately, and the waiter was embarrassed to serve the food.

But the dishes have to be served. The waiter put the steak and salad utensils lightly, and said softly: "The meals for both of you are complete."

The emperor of Zifu softly stroked the hair of the egg yolk crisp: "What do you want to eat?"

The original intention of the emperor of the Zifu was not to let the egg yolk crisp swallow such a large piece of steak alive, or plunge it into the salad plate with salad dressing all over his face. The original intention of the emperor of the Zifu was to serve the egg yolk crisp for dinner.

Unexpectedly, the egg yolk cake stretched out its little pink tongue, licked its lips lightly, and spit out a word: "You."

The emperor of the Zifu suddenly felt a rumble in his head, as if a string had broken.

The emperor of Zifu impatiently summoned the waiter: "Xiao Er, pay the bill."

The emperor of the Zifu firmly remembered the egg yolk cake saying that money should be paid for human consumption.

"Little Er..." The waiter twitched the corners of his mouth. Could it be that this person has gone crazy playing cosplay?
The waiter came forward with a blank expression: "XXX yuan, may I pay by card or cash?"

The emperor of Zifu had just taken out the egg yolk cake wallet from Jiezi's space, he couldn't help but paused when he heard this, and asked for confirmation: "Gold is also okay?"

The waiter still pretended to be the emperor of the Purple Mansion in cosplay, so he nodded: "Gold is also fine."

Immediately, there was an extra yellow and heavy gold brick in his hand.

Then the emperor of Zifu waved his hand: "There is no need to look for it."

Then the beauty in fur turns into a hairball.

Then the hair ball was carried into the arms of the Emperor Zifu.

Then the emperor of Zifu teleported, and the waiter was so clean that there was only a piece of air left.

But obviously the meal they ordered just now was still on the table next to them, even the steak on the iron plate was still sizzling.

The waiter first took a bite of the gold brick, and then he took a bite of himself, making sure: "It's not a dream..."

Before he finished speaking, his eyes went dark, and a little white face wearing a black shirt, black trousers, and gold-rimmed glasses suddenly appeared in front of him.

The man cast a stern glance at the sizzling steak: "Where did the people who were here just now go?"

"It's gone." The waiter confessed honestly.

The man glanced at the gold brick in his hand again, snorted coldly, and disappeared as suddenly and suddenly as he appeared.

The waiter took another bite of the gold brick, and then took another bite of himself, his eyes lit up: "Get rich!"

As for the supernatural events other than getting rich... right now, I only care about getting rich, and don't care about what they do!
The emperor of the Zifu didn't know how much happiness he brought to this waiter with a random gold brick, and the emperor of the Zifu didn't know that someone had looked for them just now. Little fox on the full moon.

The Emperor of the Purple Mansion is chatting Q~Q with an egg yolk cake in high spirits.

The emperor of the Zifu needs to find someone to show off.

Emperor of the Purple Mansion: It's done!
Love Expert: ...

Love expert: I thought you dropped the toilet
The emperor of Zifu was in a good mood, so he didn't care about the disrespect of the love expert.

Emperor Zifu sincerely thanked you.

Emperor Zifu: Thank you.

Love expert: \\*^o^*//It’s good if I can help you
Love expert: tell me, how to get it done

Emperor Zifu: Invite her to eat
Although it was originally the egg yolk cake that invited her to eat, but he was the one who paid for it later.

Love expert: 0_0 What did you treat her to, it was done so quickly

Emperor Zifu: A glass of red wine.

Love Expert:[email protected][email protected]
Love expert: Drunken sex o_O???
The emperor of the Zifu opened Baidu and searched for "drunken sex"

Then the emperor of the Zifu black line.

Emperor of the Purple Mansion: We are not that tasteless.

Love expert: ^_^!

Love expert: count me wrong

Love expert: The situation at that time...

Emperor Zifu: In a place that is said to be a western restaurant, the layout is good. Xiao Er brought a glass of red wine, and I drank it for her. Then she looked at me, and we looked at each other.

Love Expert: No more o_O???
Emperor Zifu: No more.

Love Expert: ...

Love expert: \(╯-╰)/Actually, she has a crush on you, right?
Emperor Zifu: I just refused once a few days ago.

Love expert: so

Love expert: There is only one truth

Love Expert: She's Drunk

Love expert: She regards you as her ideal person! ! !

This truth makes the emperor of the Zifu very unhappy. Indeed, the egg yolk cake may already have someone in mind.

Dijun Zifu stopped talking about Q~Q, Dijun Zifu picked up the egg yolk cake and wanted to ask her if she really had such a crush, but the egg yolk cake...had fallen asleep under the influence of alcohol, and co-wrote peacefully Eyes, with a layer of pink on the eyelids, are particularly moving.

The emperor of Zifu carefully smoothed her hair, and carried her to sleep.

In the Q~Q dialog box, messages are popping out one by one.

Love expert: people pinch o_O???
Love Expert: ...

Love Expert: Got hit o_O???
Love expert: Still fell the toilet again
Love Experts: Speak! ! ! ! !
Love expert: >_<#跑河打村桥! ! ! ! !

Love expert: If I ignore you again, you will be a pig!

(End of this chapter)