Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 5

This is really inexplicable!
To explain what simplified characters are, we must start from the "General Table of Simplified Characters" announced by the State Council in 1964; "Draft Plan" starts from the instruction of "simplified characters" should be implemented first in the text reform of the Communist Party of China in 1955; It is inevitable to mention Yuan Shikai, Sun Yat-sen, and the end of the imperial system; when it comes to the end of the imperial system, it is natural to talk about the feudal address of China for more than 1950 years. This person lacks more than 2000 years of historical and cultural accomplishment. .

The egg yolk cake thought for a while, and replied, "I'd better take you to buy a copy of "General Table of Simplified Characters."

"Buy milk powder first." Zifu Dijun is still a very good baby daddy to some extent.

The egg yolk shortbread carefully selected from the shelves, but still couldn't make up its mind.

I dare not drink domestic milk powder~~>_<~~
"It would be nice to have a computer, and I can shop online." Egg Yolk Crisp sighed. She heard that Taobao has many small shops for overseas purchases.

The emperor of the Zifu is on fire again: "Computer? Online shopping?"

It is so difficult to communicate with the ancients!

The egg yolk cake decided to give back common sense to Emperor Zifu.

But how did he teleport to the supermarket?Egg yolk cake guessed that maybe he had a GPS positioning system installed in his mind, even if he didn't know where it was, he could get there as long as he knew the place name.

The egg yolk cake randomly picked a can of milk powder, turned to the emperor of Zifu and said, "Let's go to the computer mall."

The emperor of Zifu held the milk powder in one hand, took out a meson with the other, paired the two hands, the milk powder disappeared, and then the scene in front of them changed, and they were already in Zhongguancun.

Egg yolk cake blinked and blinked again, following Tengyun Riding Mist and Teleportation, she experienced the fairy art for the third time.

"Are you meson space?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked uncertainly.

The mountain of Xuyu is hidden in the meson, and the text of comprehension is not for nothing!
The emperor of Zifu nodded in satisfaction: "You know the goods."

She wished she had such a thing, so she didn't have to carry her luggage when she was traveling in the mountains - Egg Yolk Crisp thought enviously.

Of course, she would not open her mouth to discuss with the emperor of the Purple Mansion. The lessons learned from the plush carpet and the open-air dog house told her that they did not have such a friendship.

Since you can't get it, don't think about it, the egg yolk cakes plunge into the computer and choose left and right.

Considering that the lighting conditions in Zichen Mansion may still be very primitive, Egg Yolk Crisp picked out a notebook and its related hardware and software, and then a solar panel.

The boss took out the computer to add and subtract, and said generously, "It's only 8000 yuan, and it's a good sign to make up a whole number."

The egg yolk crisp was stunned.

——Of course you can’t expect a newly born little fox to carry a bank card, and you can’t expect an old fairy with a history of more than 1000 years to have RMB on his body, and just now they didn’t pay for milk powder in the supermarket, just teleported .

Unexpectedly, she also became a thief unintentionally, and the egg yolk cake felt a little strange.

"Put down the things first, and go to my house to get the money first." The egg yolk cake whispered this solution in the ear of the Emperor Zifu.

The emperor of the Zifu blinked, took out Jie Zi and touched the notebook they had chosen, and a bunch of things disappeared out of thin air.

The boss rubbed his eyes, rubbed his eyes again, and slapped himself severely: "I'll let you dream in the daytime!"

Egg Yolk Crisp glanced at the boss sympathetically, and whispered, "Get out!"

The two robbers disappeared in front of the boss in an instant.

The boss was stunned for a moment, and then slapped himself severely: "I'll make you daydream!"

The problem is solved, but there is no excuse to go home, and the egg yolk cake is a bit regrettable.

It was a pity that the egg yolk cake only noticed after passing that they were now in the middle of the road.

"Don't die!" A truck driver who almost hit them poked his head out of the window and cursed viciously.

No one can speak ill of him!
The Emperor Zifu snapped his fingers in displeasure, and immediately, the truck disappeared into a different dimension.

Egg Yolk Crisp was dumbfounded.

Is he from Baal?

Or was she actually transformed by him?
The emperor of the Zifu took the astonishment of the egg yolk cake as admiration, smiled with a well-deserved smile, and asked calmly, "Where is your home?"

"Room D, Building C, Community B, City A." Egg Yolk Crisp mechanically reported the address.

Of course, this is not her parents' house, but the hut she rented outside.

She was afraid that her parents would be changed into another dimension by someone!

The small nest of egg yolk cake is very simple, it is a single room with kitchen and bathroom.The living room is decorated with beige warm-toned wallpapers and beige warm-toned curtains. By the window is a sofa that can be lifted up and turned into a big bed when it is lowered down. The sofa that has been put down all the time is also a double-purpose sofa that is put down. The bed was covered with the same beige sheets, the matching quilt hadn't been folded, and the pillows were casually thrown on the light yellow carpet, but the huge Pikachu was sitting upright at the head of the bed.

Opposite the bed is a foldable wardrobe, next to the bed is a small bedside table, the bedside table used to be a computer desk and a boss chair, and all of these sofas, wardrobes, bedside tables, computer desks, and boss chairs are placed on a thick carpet (Too bad this rug is not plush).

Because she just stayed up all night before being changed by Barr, so even though it is daytime, the orange night light is still on, and the computer on the computer desk is still running, and the page displayed on the computer screen is "Ghost Boss" Wang Xiaoming The chapter where she died was the chapter she read before being turned away by Barr.

Everything remained in the state before she crossed (or reborn), as if time stood still from the moment she crossed (or reborn).

The egg yolk shortbread was suddenly a little sad.

"Well, it looks very warm." The emperor of Zifu suddenly commented.

The egg yolk shortcake is not sentimental at once, and the egg yolk shortcake is proud.

She narrowed her eyes slightly, and raised her chin arrogantly: "That is necessary!"

To be a human being, you have to be kind to yourself. Egg yolk cakes have always been very confident in this aspect. Although this hut is simple, it is absolutely warm and comfortable-this is incomparable to the corrupt living room of the Emperor Zifu.

Except, of course, that plush rug.

Even though he was still gloomy just now, he suddenly became so energetic... The emperor of Zifu was very surprised by the quick change of the egg yolk cake's mood, and the movement of the egg yolk cake raising his chin was so... enchanting.

Or a little fox with past life memories can't be regarded as tender grass?
The Emperor Zifu couldn't help stretching out his finger to poke the egg yolk cake's chin.

"In my lifetime, we will meet each other on a narrow road, and we will not be spared in the end..."

The mobile phone next to the computer suddenly sang lingeringly, and the emperor of Zifu was startled, and accidentally poked the egg yolk puff pastry on the ground.

Fortunately, her carpet is very thick!Egg Yolk Crisp resentfully got up from the ground to answer the phone.

What is displayed on the screen is - Tathagata Buddha.

The egg yolk crisp trembled.

It's the instructor's call!

And today is the deadline for submitting graduation projects!
Egg Yolk Crisp pressed the on button, and responded in fear: "Boss..."

"Have you traveled through time? Or did you activate it earlier with Shenba?" Tathagata Buddha's voice was gentle and sweet, but his tone was absolutely Antarctic.

The egg yolk crisp trembled again: "I overslept..."

"Oh, I took a few bottles of sleeping pills, and my eighteen phone calls didn't wake you up?" Tathagata Buddha said dangerously.

Egg yolk cake coughed dryly: "Ahem, sleeping pills are now prescription drugs, and it is impossible for pharmacies to sell several bottles at once."

"You are still poor with me!" Tathagata Buddha incarnated and defeated the Buddha: "What about your subject! Do you still want to graduate!"

"Think." Egg Yolk Crisp said weakly, "How about I send you the project as a package?"

She finished the project yesterday, and then started watching "Ghost Boss".

"You don't even want to see me now." Dou defeated Buddha and turned into a Chinese ghost story.

The egg yolk crisps are no longer shaking, but fried.She considered her words carefully, and said carefully: "In fact, I have a little trouble, and it is not convenient to go out for the time being."

"You wait!" A Chinese Ghost Story hung up the phone decisively.

"Dead!" The egg yolk cake was terribly frightened, and quickly closed the webpage, packed the project and uploaded it to the tutor's private space, and before the upload was finished, she hurriedly jumped into the arms of the Emperor Zifu: "Go!"

The emperor of the Zifu teleported like a stream of kindness, and they returned to the living room of the emperor of the Zifu.

"Are you a disciple of Tathagata?" The emperor of Zifu sat on the white jade bed and touched his chin.

"Nani?"

The egg yolk cake still hadn't recovered from the panic before, and couldn't react for a while.

"Your magic weapon shows the name of the person who communicated with you thousands of miles away." Emperor Zifu pointed out.

magic weapon?Thousands of miles of sound transmission?
The egg yolk crisp came to his senses: "What you're talking about is a mobile phone."

"Mobile phone... okay." Emperor Zifu nodded: "I didn't expect the Buddhist world to keep pace with the times."

It has nothing to do with the Buddhist world!
Egg Yolk Crisp rolled his eyes: "That Tathagata Buddha is just a code name, not the real Tathagata Buddha. He is my graduate tutor."

Graduate student Yun Yun, tutor Yun Yun, Emperor Zifu doesn't understand, but since she is not a disciple of Buddha Lord Tathagata, she should not be a monk.

It’s fine if you’re not a monk!
The emperor of Zifu narrowed his Danfeng eyes in satisfaction: "Are you afraid of him?"

"How do you know?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked warily.

"We have eyes and ears." The Emperor Zifu pointed out.

"Can you see it?" Egg Yolk Crisp hesitated.

The emperor of the Zifu reminded: "Even if you mention him now, you will be blown away."

"So obvious?" Egg Yolk Crisp was a little frustrated.

"Okay~" Emperor Zifu nodded.

"He's been my teacher since I was in kindergarten." Egg yolk cake suddenly had a desire to confide in him: "Male kindergarten teacher, it's weird, isn't it, and what's even more strange is that after I entered elementary school, he became my elementary school teacher again." , followed by junior high school, high school, and university. He followed me all the way to upgrade, and I obviously applied for a graduate student of Qi Lao. When the journal opened, I saw that the teacher was still him. I never told anyone about this. You said it might be just Is it a coincidence? What's even more strange is that he seems to have been like this since I was in kindergarten, could it be..."

Egg Yolk Crisp glanced at the emperor of Zifu, and asked in confusion: "Could it be that he is also a monster like you?"

"We are not evildoers, we are earth immortals." The emperor of the Zifu dismissed the relationship.

(End of this chapter)