Rebirth of Naihe is a fox

Chapter 6

"My evildoer is a general term." Egg Yolk Crisp waved its claws towards the air, and concluded: "It generally refers to all monsters that are good-looking and immortal."

"You say we are monsters?" The emperor of Zifu was injured again.

"Uh..." I accidentally slipped my mouth.

The egg yolk cake comforted him not very sincerely: "Don't worry, even if you are a monster, you are the most beautiful monster!"

"This way..." The Emperor Zifu's eyebrows were curved, and his praise for the egg yolk cake was very rewarding: "Let's make milk for you."

How much milk powder should be mixed with how much water, and what temperature should the water be? After the egg yolk cake was instructed according to the script, after 10 minutes, Emperor Zifu finally prepared the first bowl of formula milk in his life.

He grabbed the egg yolk cake by the nape of her neck and carried her to the jade bowl on the sapphire desk: "Eat."

Tentatively, he licked the formula milk in Xiaoyu's bowl with his tongue, and tears filled the eyes of the egg yolk puff pastry: It's so damn unpalatable!

What kind of life do the babies in the motherland live! ! ! ! ! !

The Emperor of the Purple Mansion thought it was tears of gratitude, and patted Egg Yolk Crisp on the head kindly: "Eat it, eat it."

"You eat!" Egg yolk crisp wrinkled his nose, and pushed the bowl to Emperor Zifu.

"No, we are Earth Immortals, and we have been fasting for a long time." The emperor of the Zifu was polite like an egg yolk cake.

Egg Yolk Crisp licked his lips, and persuaded him sincerely: "Try it, even if you live without food, you can still taste the delicacy of the world once in a while."

The delicacy of the world... The emperor of the Zifu glanced at the little pink tongue of the egg yolk, which had just been licked in the bowl... The emperor of the Zifu suddenly felt very thirsty, obediently picked up the jade bowl, and drank it in one gulp.

"How is it?" Egg Yolk Crisp asked maliciously.

"Very fragrant." The emperor of Zifu put down the bowl pointingly.

"Very fragrant?" Could it be that he just added seasoning without anyone noticing it?The egg yolk crisp licked the milk stains in the bowl suspiciously.

vomit!It's still so unpalatable, is the taste of gods and mortals so different?Egg Yolk Crisp sticks out her tongue sadly.

The emperor of Zifu felt that he was thirsty again, he turned around and said, "Let's go make you another bowl."

"No!" The egg yolk cake quickly refused: "Actually, there is still fresh milk in the supermarket that doesn't need to be washed."

As a result, Carrefour inexplicably lost a can of formula milk and then inexplicably lost a box of fresh milk. .

The same is milk, but fresh milk is different from formula milk!
The egg yolk cake was full of fresh milk, and lay down on the plush carpet contentedly.

"Let's give you a name." The emperor of Zifu carried her into his arms, stroking her hair one after another: "I can't always call you Mao Tuan, can I?"

The egg yolk cake refused without thinking: "No, I have a name."

"That's just the name of your previous life." The emperor of Zifu asked for a reason. He really wanted to name her himself to declare that she belonged to him.

But the egg yolk cake is quite resistant to this matter: "How can I count as a past life if I am not dead."

"You have just been born, how can you say that the previous life is not the previous life?" The emperor of Zifu argued hard.

Well, she admitted that he was right, but she still didn't want to be called anything other than meringue.

After thinking about it, the egg yolk cake said, "If you name me egg yolk cake, I will accept it."

"Is there anyone with the surname Egg in this world?" the Emperor Zifu was amazed.

Egg Yolk Crisp: "Eggs are not surnames."

"Then the surname egg yolk?" The emperor of Zifu touched his chin: "I haven't heard of it either."

The egg yolk cake was jittery and explained: "This is a nickname, just like you call that colorful phoenix A Cai."

"That's right, A Cai is the name we gave you." The emperor of Zifu frowned and said, "Don't call yourself Egg Yolk Crisp, just call A Huang, it's simple and easy to remember."

Ah Huang is their dog!
The egg yolk cake said firmly: "If I must have a name, I will only accept the egg yolk cake!"

"Okay..." The emperor of Zifu gave in: "Then let's give you another scientific name."

Having seen the egg yolk crisps named by Emperor Zifu, he decided not to compromise: "It is enough to have a nickname."

"We will have a good scientific name." The emperor of Zifu tempted, "For example, Ah Cai's scientific name is Shangguan Yuru."

"Shangguan Yuru?"

"How?" The emperor of Zifu narrowed his eyes and waited for praise.

The egg yolk crisp twitched the corner of her mouth, and said frankly, "It's between pretending to be A and pretending to be C."

The emperor of Zifu didn't understand, and blinked in confusion.

The long and dense eyelashes are as black and bright as half a feather, pure and innocent, and scratched to the tip of the heart between opening and closing, the egg yolk cake suddenly felt that she was so vile that she was angry with others, she couldn't help but softened, and said: "Okay , just give me one."

"Eastern..." the emperor of Zifu said.

"No! Don't change your surname!" Egg Yolk Crisp warned vigilantly.

The emperor of the Zifu flattened his mouth: "But the supreme old man has this surname."

Egg Yolk Crisp blinked: "I can have my mother's last name."

The emperor of Zifu pondered slightly: "Shangguan..."

"Didn't I say that I don't want to change my surname!" Egg Yolk Crisp said angrily.

The emperor of the Zifu was wronged: "If there is no concubine, the surname is Shangguan."

By the way, she remembered, last time in that A Cai's bird's nest, he said that Concubine Wushen is also a phoenix, and it turned out that the surname of the phoenix is ​​Shangguan.

Egg Yolk Crisp insisted, not very confidently, "Anyway, don't have a double surname."

"Is the surname Bai? Hu? Surnamed... Yu?" The three surnames of the fox clan were Bai, Hu, and Feng. When it came to the third surname, the emperor of Zifu changed his words in time.Although Egg Yolk Crisp was supposed to be given the surname of Shuangweihu, but the emperor of Zifu thought it was too ominous to be given this surname, so he subconsciously didn't want to use it on Egg Yolk Crisp.

After comparing the egg yolk cakes, he reluctantly said, "The surname is Yu."

"Yu..." The emperor of the Zifu pondered, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "Yingxi, how are you?"

"Yingxi?" The egg yolk cake twitched: "Is there any special meaning?"

"No, I just think these two words are more beautiful together." The emperor of Zifu confessed, and asked earnestly: "How?"

"It's still between loading A and loading C." Egg Yolk Crisp said expressionlessly.

It is estimated that no one can see the expressionless face of a fox, and neither can the emperor of the Zifu.

The emperor of the Zifu only regarded the egg yolk cake as a compliment.

"But I still insist that you call me egg yolk cake." Egg yolk cake emphasized.

"Egg yolk cake...Yu Yingxi..." The Emperor Zifu chewed it twice and felt that the egg yolk cake was more palatable, so he nodded: "Okay, let's call you egg yolk cake."

The emperor of the Zifu called: "Egg yolk crisp."

Egg Yolk Crisp asked, "Why?"

The emperor of the Zifu replied: "It's okay, we are familiar with your name."

Egg Yolk Crisp: "..."

The emperor of the Zifu called again: "Egg yolk crisp."

The egg yolk cake asked again: "What are you doing?"

The emperor of Zifu replied again: "It's okay, let's get familiar with your name again."

Egg Yolk Crisp: "..."

The emperor of Zifu called again: "Egg yolk crisp."

The egg yolk cake became impatient: "Is it fun to call me?"

"Something happened this time." The emperor of the Zifu raised his head and looked at the sky: "I just remembered, Zixi and the others are still naked in the lecture hall. If we don't go, I guess they will be there for a day and a night."

Zixi in the lecture hall is full of cows: Master TT, your old man finally thinks of us! ! !

The emperor of Zifu disappeared with a gorgeous teleportation.

The egg yolk cake rolled on the carpet boredly, and began to regret - she should have asked the emperor of Zifu to take out the notebook in Jiezi's space before he teleported, so that at least now he can clear the mines.

Sweeping mines with such fleshy claws... Egg Yolk Wrinkled his nose, it seemed unrealistic.

But this look reminded her that she hadn't looked in the mirror yet, and didn't know what she looked like now.

With a heartbeat, the egg yolk cake got up and searched in the living room of the Emperor Zifu.

After 10 minutes, the egg yolk cake was frustrated to find that there was not even a palm-sized mirror in the room.

Husband mirror person, view and describe, the whole clothes and hats are also!

Even if you don't need to look at what you look like, don't you need to look at whether your hair is subdued or not, and whether your clothes are tidy or not?

So slovenly!

Egg yolk crisps harshly criticized Emperor Zifu once.

But looking back on the clothes worn by the Emperor of the Purple Mansion in the past two days, it seems that they are not only neat and tidy, but also luxurious.

Yes, luxury, carefully matched luxury!
Whether it is color matching, talent or accessories, it is obviously thoughtful, suitable for both static and dynamic, and extremely coordinated.

Or someone else prepared it for him?
Such as immortal servants, such as disciples...

The egg yolk cake suddenly felt funny.

What a pain in the ass to be idle, I have nothing to figure out what that person's clothes are wearing as a disciple of the Immortal Attendant!
In fact, there are quite a lot of substitutes for things like mirrors, the small ones are like silver nuggets, and the big ones are like the surface of water.

She doesn't have any money right now, but she really remembers the water surface, drinking bath water in it yesterday!

At that moment, the egg yolk crispy old horse went straight to someone's bathtub.

Get lost... that's impossible!
The egg yolk cake is most proud of its ability to recognize the way with a photographic memory, and the egg yolk cake arrived at the destination in a short while, facing the water.

The reflection on the water surface is yellow and fleshy, although it is not too vague. With egg yolk cake's limited knowledge of foxes, it is impossible to judge whether he is ugly or handsome among foxes.

But judging from this shiny fur, it shouldn't be difficult to see where it is. Egg Yolk Crisp wagged his tail uncertainly.

Then she noticed the problem—her tail was forked!

Forgive the egg yolk cake, she has only seen nine-tailed foxes in fantasy stories and never heard of two-tailed foxes, so when she first saw two tails, her first reaction was that the tails were forked.

Egg Yolk Su flicked her tail with her front paws sadly, saying that she was not disabled when she was a human being, how could a fox be so different?
"Hey, where did the little fox come from?"

The egg yolk crisp suddenly heard a nice voice.

Turning her head, she saw a man in a suit grinning at her with his teeth bared.

Seeing a man in a suit in such a fantasy place as Zichen Mansion?
Egg Yolk Crisp rubbed his eyes in disbelief.

That's right, this is indeed a man in a suit, with parted head, peach eyes, wheat-colored skin, and a ambiguous smile, with a little sunshine and a little evil.

(End of this chapter)