This is the love apartment
Chapter 54 Guan Gu pulled out a samurai sword: "Tian Yi, cut your belly..."
Chapter 54 Guan Gu pulled out a samurai sword: "Tian Yi, cut your belly..."
"What?" Xiaoxian was taken aback by the operator's voice on the phone, "A lot of cars stopped in the emergency lane because they took too many turns on the Central Ring Road...leave the address...still queue??"
"Crack..." Zeng Xiaoxian hugged the address and hung up the phone.
"Teacher Zeng, how's it going?" Zhan Bo asked hurriedly.
"Heh..." Xiaoxian smiled wryly, planning to open the door and go out to enjoy some quiet time...
"Teacher Zeng, what are you doing?!" Zhan Bo shouted hastily.
"I want to be quiet..." Xiaoxian's face was full of bitterness.
"Oh... then you can help me put the warning sign on the way." Zhan Bo handed the triangle warning sign to Xiao Xian.
"..."
"Dinglingling..." Xiaoxian turned on the phone, "Hello? Who is it?"
"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Lisa Rong's voice came from the phone.
"..." Yifei felt Xiaoxian stunned for a moment, and then heard a flattering voice coming from behind, "lisa~~~~"
"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you at the TV station?"
"Just to let you know, the evening show is delayed by an hour, and the leaders will come to watch, so don't let me down again. Go make up when you arrive." Lisa instructed on the phone.
"Lisa, I may not arrive in a while, but my car is already on the elevated road, you don't have to wait for me, you can let the other guests put on their makeup first," Xiaoxian planned to fool around first, "You know , I usually wear makeup to work~"
"Wearing makeup to work?" Lisa was taken aback, "Aren't you a radio host?"
"This is my self-cultivation!" Xiaoxian stood beside the railing anxiously, "I have been waiting for this day for seven years."
"Okay then." Lisa replied, "By the way, I remind you that it is best to close the windows when driving, especially when you are on the elevated road, otherwise it will be very noisy."
"..." Xiaoxian stared at the turned off phone for a moment, then looked at the car "slowly" passing by at the lowest speed on the normal passage, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Sister!" Zhan Bo shouted from inside the car, "You can't get off the car casually on the elevated road!"
"..." Yifei pulled Ziqiao out of the car, "How did you pass Subject One? It's dangerous to stay in the emergency lane for a long time on the elevated road, okay?!"
"..." Zhanbo was speechless, as if he was right.
"By the way, Mr. Zeng, why don't you ask Tian Yi if there is any way?" Zi Qiao tidied up her image and looked at Xiao Xian.
"Yes! Yes!" Zeng Xiaoxian came to his senses and took out his mobile phone, "Tianyi! Tianyi should have a solution!"
……
……
"Kill!" Tian Yi was sitting in the waiting room of the TV station playing Three Kingdoms Kill with the other four, "Crooked?"
"Flash!" Guan Gu shot Zhang Shan.
"Teacher Zeng?" Tian Yi threw the cards in his hand to his blood, "Pass!"
"You guys... aren't playing Three Kingdoms, are you?" Xiaoxian asked in the elevated safety zone.
Guan Gu drew two cards.
"That's right." Tian Yi blocked Guan Gu's arrows with flashes.
"How can you do this!" Xiaoxian felt unbalanced, "We are like this on the Central Ring Road, you...you still have the mind to play Three Kingdoms!"
"Otherwise? Why wait?" Guan Gu's Zhang Fei charged at Tianyi, and Tianyi shot out, "Dash!"
"That's right..." Xiaoxian heard that Guan Gu played another kill.
"Why did you call here?" Tian Yi lost a drop of blood.
"Your car is out of gas, let me ask if you have any spare fuel in your car." Xiao Xian heard Guan Gu slap a kill card again.
"No..." Tianyi watched silently as Guan Gu played a card in his hand...created something out of nothing, and then drew two killing cards...
"Why did you leave so many kills in the previous round..." Tianyi looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, and then said to Xiaoxian, "Didn't you call the police for help?"
"It's a fight," Xiaoxian felt aggrieved, "They said that there were too many cars making emergency stops on the Central Ring Road today because there were too many loops and no gas, and they had to line up for a tow truck..."
"Then why are you looking for me?!" Tianyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and used the only peach left in his hand to draw back the bloodline.
"Don't you know Officer Du? Ask me if you can join the team... Wait, no need! I saw the police car coming!" Xiaoxian's words suddenly jumped up.
"..." Tianyi looked at the hung up phone with black lines all over his head, and was killed by Zhang Fei.
"Ya Ya~" Tian Yi looked at the lord Ya Ya aggrievedly.
"There is no peach..." Yaya expressed helplessness.
"I have peaches!" Meijia raised her hand, and Tianyi's eyes lit up.
"But why should I give it to you! I'm a traitor, you help the lord, it's clear that it's not on my side!" Meijia gave Tianyi a white look.
"Ahem..." Tianyi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
"Huh?!" Meijia looked at Tianyi's identity card in despair, "You are a traitor?! Then why are you helping the lord?!"
"Hey..." Tian Yi smiled awkwardly, bathed in Ya Ya's cannibalistic eyes.
"Stop playing, stop playing!" Meijia shook her head, "Tianyi, you are breaking the rules of the game!"
"That's right!" Yaya said that she didn't have a normal game experience, she gave Tianyi a blank look, and threw the cards in her hand on the table.
"..." Tianyi lowered his head silently.
"Okay, Tianyi, let's go heads-up!" Guan Gu said that he hadn't played with Tianyi just now and proposed a heads-up, then shuffled the cards and gave half of them to Tianyi.
"Okay, okay!" Wan Yu clapped her hands, and she was finally liberated when she didn't know how to play and just came to recharge.
"..." Tian Yi looked at Zhang Fei who Guan Gu was putting on the table speechlessly, wiped off his cold sweat, and silently took out Lu Meng from his trump pile.
……
……
"Let's make a record." Xiaoxian and others were dragged back to the police station by a traffic police trailer, and a policeman asked.
"Ah? I won't be deducted points, right!?" Zhan Bo was anxious.
"No, this is an emergency. Whether it's the hazard warning lights, the warning triangle, or what you did afterwards, you've done a good job." The policeman looked at the stiff Zhan Bo and smiled.
"This police officer, can we not make a record?" Xiaoxian asked a little embarrassed, "I'm in a hurry...the time is too late!"
"It's okay, soon, let me tell you, there is a young man named Tianyi in the police station next door who has done it several times." The police officer smiled, "and he can surprise them every time."
"Officer, is the young man you're talking about surnamed Xun?" Yifei asked curiously.
"It seems to be." The police officer scratched his head, "They didn't tell me in detail, it seems that the surname is Xun... What? Do you know each other?"
"He is our roommate." Xiaoxian explained, "He lent us that car."
"That's right." The policeman nodded.
"Go! Go in!" Several policemen escorted the two of them in from the outside, "Finally caught! These two things are very slippery..."
"Finally caught!" The pleasant-looking policeman just stood up, thought for a while, and looked at Xiaoxian, "Sorry, gentlemen. We are going to take notes for these two robbers. Your matter is not a big deal. Just come back and fill it up, the gasoline has already been filled for you, don't you have something urgent?"
"Really!!" Xiaoxian was overjoyed immediately.
"Go ahead, just remember to come here later, but don't delay too long." The policeman nodded, patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and smiled, "If possible, bring your roommate named Tianyi here, we also want to Increase your grade point, haha~"
"Definitely! I will definitely drag him here later!" Xiaoxian nodded seriously.
"Is Tianyi sold by Teacher Zeng?" Zhan Bo looked at Yifei and then at Ziqiao.
"It's a crime!" Zi Qiao shook his head.
"How many times has Tianyi entered the police station right now?" Yifei asked, crossing his chest.
……
……
Tian Yi, who knew nothing about it, was happily fighting the Three Kingdoms Killing with Guan Gu.
"Yo Xi, it's my turn!" Guan Gu's eyebrows danced brightly, his eyes wandered on Tianyi's luxurious equipment, he didn't pay attention to the dozen cards in Tianyi's hand...
"Hmm~" Guan Gu nodded, touched two cards, crossed the river and demolished the bridge and took the sheep by hand.
【Guan Gu rubbed his hands, with a bright smile on his face, put his hands on his mouth and whispered: This is not bad for me!To be able to draw so many kit cards, all arrows are fired, the southern barbarians invade, and things are created out of nothing... Tianyi must have thought that I was still a bunch of kills, hahahahaha~]
"I'm going to play a card!" Guan Gu's eyes brightened.
"Create something out of nothing!" Guan Gu's face was full of peach blossoms.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"Thousands of arrows are fired!" Guan Gu's face was filled with hope.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"The southern barbarians invade!" Guan Gu had a murderous look on his face.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge, tearing down you..." Guan Gu had a cruel look on his face.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"By the way..." Guan Gu was interrupted by Tian Yi expressionlessly just as he opened his mouth.
"Invulnerable..."
"Five grains will be plentiful..." Guan Gu showed his last stubbornness.
"Flawless, you are flawless..." Tianyi drew a card from the deck expressionlessly.
"..." Guan Gu looked confused, "Yes?"
Tianyi changed his weapon into a Zhuge Liannu expressionlessly.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's face changed slightly.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's smile gradually disappeared.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's expression gradually turned ferocious.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu pulled out a samurai sword out of nowhere, with a blank expression on his face: "Tian Yi, cut your belly..."
Tianyi wiped the cold sweat off his forehead: "Guan Gu, calm down, calm down..."
"Heh..." Guan Gu sneered.
"Eh? Aren't you Zeng Xiaoxian's friends? Where are Zeng Xiaoxian's others?" Lisa's voice reached everyone's ears.
"Huh~" Seeing that Guan Gu's movements had eased, Tian Yi felt relieved.
(End of this chapter)
"What?" Xiaoxian was taken aback by the operator's voice on the phone, "A lot of cars stopped in the emergency lane because they took too many turns on the Central Ring Road...leave the address...still queue??"
"Crack..." Zeng Xiaoxian hugged the address and hung up the phone.
"Teacher Zeng, how's it going?" Zhan Bo asked hurriedly.
"Heh..." Xiaoxian smiled wryly, planning to open the door and go out to enjoy some quiet time...
"Teacher Zeng, what are you doing?!" Zhan Bo shouted hastily.
"I want to be quiet..." Xiaoxian's face was full of bitterness.
"Oh... then you can help me put the warning sign on the way." Zhan Bo handed the triangle warning sign to Xiao Xian.
"..."
"Dinglingling..." Xiaoxian turned on the phone, "Hello? Who is it?"
"Zeng Xiaoxian!" Lisa Rong's voice came from the phone.
"..." Yifei felt Xiaoxian stunned for a moment, and then heard a flattering voice coming from behind, "lisa~~~~"
"Zeng Xiaoxian, are you at the TV station?"
"Just to let you know, the evening show is delayed by an hour, and the leaders will come to watch, so don't let me down again. Go make up when you arrive." Lisa instructed on the phone.
"Lisa, I may not arrive in a while, but my car is already on the elevated road, you don't have to wait for me, you can let the other guests put on their makeup first," Xiaoxian planned to fool around first, "You know , I usually wear makeup to work~"
"Wearing makeup to work?" Lisa was taken aback, "Aren't you a radio host?"
"This is my self-cultivation!" Xiaoxian stood beside the railing anxiously, "I have been waiting for this day for seven years."
"Okay then." Lisa replied, "By the way, I remind you that it is best to close the windows when driving, especially when you are on the elevated road, otherwise it will be very noisy."
"..." Xiaoxian stared at the turned off phone for a moment, then looked at the car "slowly" passing by at the lowest speed on the normal passage, the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Sister!" Zhan Bo shouted from inside the car, "You can't get off the car casually on the elevated road!"
"..." Yifei pulled Ziqiao out of the car, "How did you pass Subject One? It's dangerous to stay in the emergency lane for a long time on the elevated road, okay?!"
"..." Zhanbo was speechless, as if he was right.
"By the way, Mr. Zeng, why don't you ask Tian Yi if there is any way?" Zi Qiao tidied up her image and looked at Xiao Xian.
"Yes! Yes!" Zeng Xiaoxian came to his senses and took out his mobile phone, "Tianyi! Tianyi should have a solution!"
……
……
"Kill!" Tian Yi was sitting in the waiting room of the TV station playing Three Kingdoms Kill with the other four, "Crooked?"
"Flash!" Guan Gu shot Zhang Shan.
"Teacher Zeng?" Tian Yi threw the cards in his hand to his blood, "Pass!"
"You guys... aren't playing Three Kingdoms, are you?" Xiaoxian asked in the elevated safety zone.
Guan Gu drew two cards.
"That's right." Tian Yi blocked Guan Gu's arrows with flashes.
"How can you do this!" Xiaoxian felt unbalanced, "We are like this on the Central Ring Road, you...you still have the mind to play Three Kingdoms!"
"Otherwise? Why wait?" Guan Gu's Zhang Fei charged at Tianyi, and Tianyi shot out, "Dash!"
"That's right..." Xiaoxian heard that Guan Gu played another kill.
"Why did you call here?" Tian Yi lost a drop of blood.
"Your car is out of gas, let me ask if you have any spare fuel in your car." Xiao Xian heard Guan Gu slap a kill card again.
"No..." Tianyi watched silently as Guan Gu played a card in his hand...created something out of nothing, and then drew two killing cards...
"Why did you leave so many kills in the previous round..." Tianyi looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, and then said to Xiaoxian, "Didn't you call the police for help?"
"It's a fight," Xiaoxian felt aggrieved, "They said that there were too many cars making emergency stops on the Central Ring Road today because there were too many loops and no gas, and they had to line up for a tow truck..."
"Then why are you looking for me?!" Tianyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and used the only peach left in his hand to draw back the bloodline.
"Don't you know Officer Du? Ask me if you can join the team... Wait, no need! I saw the police car coming!" Xiaoxian's words suddenly jumped up.
"..." Tianyi looked at the hung up phone with black lines all over his head, and was killed by Zhang Fei.
"Ya Ya~" Tian Yi looked at the lord Ya Ya aggrievedly.
"There is no peach..." Yaya expressed helplessness.
"I have peaches!" Meijia raised her hand, and Tianyi's eyes lit up.
"But why should I give it to you! I'm a traitor, you help the lord, it's clear that it's not on my side!" Meijia gave Tianyi a white look.
"Ahem..." Tianyi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
"Huh?!" Meijia looked at Tianyi's identity card in despair, "You are a traitor?! Then why are you helping the lord?!"
"Hey..." Tian Yi smiled awkwardly, bathed in Ya Ya's cannibalistic eyes.
"Stop playing, stop playing!" Meijia shook her head, "Tianyi, you are breaking the rules of the game!"
"That's right!" Yaya said that she didn't have a normal game experience, she gave Tianyi a blank look, and threw the cards in her hand on the table.
"..." Tianyi lowered his head silently.
"Okay, Tianyi, let's go heads-up!" Guan Gu said that he hadn't played with Tianyi just now and proposed a heads-up, then shuffled the cards and gave half of them to Tianyi.
"Okay, okay!" Wan Yu clapped her hands, and she was finally liberated when she didn't know how to play and just came to recharge.
"..." Tian Yi looked at Zhang Fei who Guan Gu was putting on the table speechlessly, wiped off his cold sweat, and silently took out Lu Meng from his trump pile.
……
……
"Let's make a record." Xiaoxian and others were dragged back to the police station by a traffic police trailer, and a policeman asked.
"Ah? I won't be deducted points, right!?" Zhan Bo was anxious.
"No, this is an emergency. Whether it's the hazard warning lights, the warning triangle, or what you did afterwards, you've done a good job." The policeman looked at the stiff Zhan Bo and smiled.
"This police officer, can we not make a record?" Xiaoxian asked a little embarrassed, "I'm in a hurry...the time is too late!"
"It's okay, soon, let me tell you, there is a young man named Tianyi in the police station next door who has done it several times." The police officer smiled, "and he can surprise them every time."
"Officer, is the young man you're talking about surnamed Xun?" Yifei asked curiously.
"It seems to be." The police officer scratched his head, "They didn't tell me in detail, it seems that the surname is Xun... What? Do you know each other?"
"He is our roommate." Xiaoxian explained, "He lent us that car."
"That's right." The policeman nodded.
"Go! Go in!" Several policemen escorted the two of them in from the outside, "Finally caught! These two things are very slippery..."
"Finally caught!" The pleasant-looking policeman just stood up, thought for a while, and looked at Xiaoxian, "Sorry, gentlemen. We are going to take notes for these two robbers. Your matter is not a big deal. Just come back and fill it up, the gasoline has already been filled for you, don't you have something urgent?"
"Really!!" Xiaoxian was overjoyed immediately.
"Go ahead, just remember to come here later, but don't delay too long." The policeman nodded, patted Xiaoxian on the shoulder and smiled, "If possible, bring your roommate named Tianyi here, we also want to Increase your grade point, haha~"
"Definitely! I will definitely drag him here later!" Xiaoxian nodded seriously.
"Is Tianyi sold by Teacher Zeng?" Zhan Bo looked at Yifei and then at Ziqiao.
"It's a crime!" Zi Qiao shook his head.
"How many times has Tianyi entered the police station right now?" Yifei asked, crossing his chest.
……
……
Tian Yi, who knew nothing about it, was happily fighting the Three Kingdoms Killing with Guan Gu.
"Yo Xi, it's my turn!" Guan Gu's eyebrows danced brightly, his eyes wandered on Tianyi's luxurious equipment, he didn't pay attention to the dozen cards in Tianyi's hand...
"Hmm~" Guan Gu nodded, touched two cards, crossed the river and demolished the bridge and took the sheep by hand.
【Guan Gu rubbed his hands, with a bright smile on his face, put his hands on his mouth and whispered: This is not bad for me!To be able to draw so many kit cards, all arrows are fired, the southern barbarians invade, and things are created out of nothing... Tianyi must have thought that I was still a bunch of kills, hahahahaha~]
"I'm going to play a card!" Guan Gu's eyes brightened.
"Create something out of nothing!" Guan Gu's face was full of peach blossoms.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"Thousands of arrows are fired!" Guan Gu's face was filled with hope.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"The southern barbarians invade!" Guan Gu had a murderous look on his face.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"Crossing the river and tearing down the bridge, tearing down you..." Guan Gu had a cruel look on his face.
"Peakless..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
"By the way..." Guan Gu was interrupted by Tian Yi expressionlessly just as he opened his mouth.
"Invulnerable..."
"Five grains will be plentiful..." Guan Gu showed his last stubbornness.
"Flawless, you are flawless..." Tianyi drew a card from the deck expressionlessly.
"..." Guan Gu looked confused, "Yes?"
Tianyi changed his weapon into a Zhuge Liannu expressionlessly.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's face changed slightly.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's smile gradually disappeared.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu's expression gradually turned ferocious.
"Kill..." Tianyi remained expressionless.
Guan Gu pulled out a samurai sword out of nowhere, with a blank expression on his face: "Tian Yi, cut your belly..."
Tianyi wiped the cold sweat off his forehead: "Guan Gu, calm down, calm down..."
"Heh..." Guan Gu sneered.
"Eh? Aren't you Zeng Xiaoxian's friends? Where are Zeng Xiaoxian's others?" Lisa's voice reached everyone's ears.
"Huh~" Seeing that Guan Gu's movements had eased, Tian Yi felt relieved.
(End of this chapter)
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