This is the love apartment

Chapter 55, 'When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are cheap, there will be invincibility' The ancients do not deceive me......

"Where is Zeng Xiaoxian?" Lisa turned her head to look at the crowd, but did not find Zeng Xiaoxian, "Is he not with you?"

"You are?" Guan Gu looked at the person in front of him suspiciously.

"You are Mr. Zeng's producer, right?" Tian Yi held out his hand to Lisa.

"Who are you?" Lisa frowned and looked at Tianyi.

"I'm Teacher Zeng's friend. I'm here to cheer him up... Oh no, to cheer him up." Tian Yi shrugged.

"What about the others?" Lisa rubbed her hands anxiously, "I've already made two phone calls and said they're on the way."

"Thump, thump, thump, thump..." Tian Yi's cell phone rang.

"..." Tianyi looked at the phone speechlessly, you really know how to pick your time.

"Tianyi, we are already on our way, how is the situation on your side?" Xiaoxian's voice came from the microphone.

"..." Tian Yi looked at the suspicious Lisa, "Mr. Zeng, you...are here! I know..."

"Huh?" Xiao Xian was a little puzzled when he heard Tian Yi's answer.

"Zeng Xiaoxian's phone number?" Lisa held out her hand to Tianyi, "Give me the phone, I'll talk to him."

"..." Tian Yi asked everyone for help with his eyes.

"Hello? Zeng Xiaoxian!" Tian Yi paused for three seconds to get a reply from everyone, and handed the phone to Lisa.

"..." Xiaoxian was startled when he heard Lisa's voice coming from the phone, "Hello...Hello? Lisa?"

"Zeng Xiaoxian, have you arrived yet? The show will start in half an hour! Even if you don't need makeup, you still have to show your face for the leader to watch, right?"

"That... Lisa... let me tell you the truth..." Xiaoxian was stunned for a moment, and then said, "I encountered something on the highway, so..."

"Did something happen?" Lisa sneered, "Did it happen that the truck rolled over, or did you catch a suspect?"

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"Hmm..." Guan Gu rubbed his chin, looked at the few people who were stunned after hearing Lisa's words, "What's this called? Is it tricky?"

"Maybe this is the legend... a blind cat meets a dead mouse?" Wan Yu folded her arms and nodded seriously.

"??" Ya Ya looked at Tian Yi suspiciously, and was hugged by Tian Yi with a displeased face.

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"..." The corners of Xiaoxian's mouth twitched slightly, "Well...our car ran out of gas on the elevated road...so...we are already on our way, just wait for me a little longer, I'll be there soon."

"Waiting for you?" The smile on Lisa's face did not change at all, "Let me see this, I will immediately shoot a film crew for you, and I will give you a live broadcast car, and I have made an off-site connection with you, so that you By the way, while driving, the 14 billion viewers across the country can enjoy the beautiful night view of our SH.”

"That's not good... Lisa," Xiaoxian said with a smile on his face, first tactfully refused, and then excitedly said, "My current coordinates are..."

"Shut up, Zeng Xiaoxian!" Lisa suddenly became angry, "Has your brain been filled with mercury?! Let me tell you, Zeng Xiaoxian, either you show up to me within half an hour, or you never have to show up again." Already!"

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"What's the situation?" Yaya was taken aback by the furious Lisa, and looked at everyone.

"Probably..." Tian Yi stroked Ya Ya's hair, and asked suspiciously, "Did you get so cheap by Teacher Zeng?"

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"But Lisa... the guest is none other than me!" Xiaoxian was anxious.

"Really?" Lisa smiled, turned her head and shouted, "Then who? Yes! It's you! Go tell Sister Plum Blossom to put her makeup on and stand by in the background."

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"Who is that sister Plum Blossom?" Wan Yu asked suspiciously.

"It seems to be a folk expert. I heard that he can put [-] hula hoops on the ground with bare feet..." Meijia explained, and then she was a little anxious, "What about Teacher Zeng?"

"No hurry, isn't there us?" Tian Yi took a sip of the Coke Guan Gu just bought from the vending machine.

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"Eh??" Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, "Who is this sister Meihua?"

"Your substitute~" Lisa's tone calmed down, "If you can't come, you can't let the 14 billion viewers and advertisers across the country wait for you, can you?"

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"Tianyi..." Guan Gu put his hand on Tianyi's arm, and Yaya slapped it off.

"Huh?" Tian Yi turned his head to look at the thoughtful Guan Gu, "What's wrong?"

"..." Guan Gu squeezed his chin, "The producer just said something...is it a bad sentence..."

Meijia looked at the two suspiciously: "Is this our focus?"

"Probably... this is the sequelae of Guan Gu's Chinese test paper for the senior high school entrance examination..." Yaya tilted her head.

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"But I don't know this sister Plum Blossom..." Xiaoxian tried to resist desperately, "How can she replace me!"

"Don't struggle, Mr. Zeng, my sister Meihua can put three hundred hula hoops on her head and legs at the same time with her bare feet." Ziqiao helped the white glasses frame and hit Zeng Xiaoxian.

After hearing Zi Qiao's words, Xiaoxian's face turned ashen, and then his eyes lit up and looked at Zi Qiao.

"??" Zi Qiao was confused.

"Wait!" Xiaoxian said, "Lisa! I brought Lu Xiaobu with me!"

"!!" Zi Qiao's eyes widened in shock.

"Pfft..." Yifei in the front seat couldn't hold back anymore.

"What did you say?!" Lisa turned pale.

"That's right!" Xiaoxian replied with a cheap smile, "Lu Xiaobu! He has always wanted to see you again, and now he is with me, Xiaobu squeak!"

"..." Ziqiao said perfunctorily into the phone under Xiaoxian's threatening expression, "That's right, it's me."

"If you don't wait for me, I'll introduce him...to other beauties!" Xiao Xian moved the phone away from Zi Qiao's mouth, threatening Lisa
"!!" A lewd smile appeared on Zi Qiao's face, what a good thing!
"Little Bu!" Lisa was in a mess, "How could you take my cutest little Bu as a hostage!"

"I have no other choice." Xiaoxian apologized meanly, "You have to understand me! Lisa!"

"Oh...Okay!" Lisa sighed, turned her head and pointed at a staff member, "Then who! That's right! It's you! Let Sister Plum Blossom die."

"Let me tell you!" Lisa calmed down and said to Xiaoxian, "I will buy you another hour at most. If the show starts and you haven't appeared, I can only talk to you and mine." Xiao Bu, let's die together."

After finishing speaking, Lisa hung up the phone and returned the phone to Tianyi: "Zeng Xiaoxian won't be here for a while, so please wait a little longer. I still have something to do, so I won't be with you."

"..." Meijia looked at Lisa's back rushing towards the studio with admiration, and said, "'When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people are humble, they will be invincible'. The ancients do not deceive me..."

"Eh?" Ya Ya was taken aback for a moment.

"Live as long as you learn." Guan Gu took out the small notebook he carried with him and began to record.

"What's wrong?" Tian Yi stroked Ya Ya's hair.

"Is there such a sentence?" Yaya turned her head and asked.

"Of course!" Mika waved her hand firmly.

"Meijia, where did you hear that?" Wan Yu also wondered, "I've only heard that 'When the water is clear, there will be no fish, and when people observe it, there will be no disciples'..."

"Your sentence is wrong!" Meijia nodded seriously, "That's what I heard from 'A World Without Thieves'."

"Which world has no thief?" The corners of Tianyi's eyes twitched slightly.

"The one in "Fruit Attack"!" Meijia said confidently.

Tianyi: (/"≡_≡)=
Yaya: (/"≡_≡)=
Wan Yu: (/"≡_≡)=
Guan Gu: ︊⊙_⊙︽? ?
【Guan Gu has black-rimmed eyes, holding Ci Hai in one hand, and a pen in the other to his lips: "What is "Guobao Special Attack"?"]

"Ahem, Tianyi..." Guan Gu thought of something serious, "What shall we do next?"

"Next?" Tian Yi thought for a while, "First get rid of that... yes, Sister Mei Hua..."

(End of this chapter)