Three Kingdoms: The opening system forced me to marry Diaochan

Chapter 330 Because I'm Ugly
Qin Lang couldn't hide his surprise. This time, when he returned to Xuchang City, he was under the surveillance of others. It was a failure!

Besides, Xiahou Dun definitely hated him, didn't it mean that since he entered Xuchang City, he has been in danger.

"Qin Guanren, aren't you with the prime minister? Did you do something tricky when you came back so quietly?"

Xiahou Dun was in a complicated mood, he didn't notice that Qin Lang had entered Xuchang City at all last night, and it was because he followed Dong Guifei's eyeliner to report that he knew of Qin Lang's whereabouts.

He immediately came in person and followed carefully in the dark.

The Qin official came out of Concubine Dong Gui and went directly to the palace, and then an even more unbelievable scene appeared.

He watched Qin Lang leap over the city wall, and he really flew over.

It was also because the sky was too dark to see the wire rope that Qin Lang shot out.

What did Qin Lang do in the palace? Could it be that he was going for the prime minister's daughter...

In one night, a Dong Guifei is not enough?

After waiting for a long time, Qin Lang came out and went to Mrs. Huan's residence.

A man acted so recklessly in the prime minister's city of Xuchang.

From the imperial concubine, to the wife and daughter of the prime minister, and the wife of the minister and counselor...

By the way, Qin Lang did not go to Xun You's house tonight.

Isn't this just leaning against the wall?
However, even if you make a small move, I will pretend that I didn't see it, and you won't say that you can't do it.

Because I wanted something from you, and even for this, I asked Cheng Yu to buy several concubines.

This kid Cheng Yu is really raising his price to death!
"Qin Guanren, at the Yellow River Ferry before, is what you said true?"

"What did I say?" Qin Lang asked puzzled.

Xiahou Dun's heart "thumped" all of a sudden, it's over, Qin Lang is still holding grudges!

But every confrontation, I suffer, okay? !

"Officer, can you go to my house and have a talk?"

Since Qin Lang still has grudges in his heart, he can't make a request directly.

I, Xiahou Dun, have never tried to curry favor with others. I am inferior to Cheng Yu in this regard. I only hope that the concubine I bought from him can be useful.

But look at Qin Lang's weak legs...

Ugh……

Why are you coming back in the middle of the night?
If you come back during the day and let me catch you, I will drag you directly to my house.

But now, I can only bite the bullet and invite, and it may not be possible.

It's just because I, Xiahoudun, have never spoken soft words, and never flattered others.

"Xiahoudun, if you have something to say, just say it, Hongmen banquet is not something you can do!" Qin Lang chuckled.

There is only holiday between you and me, what are you asking me to do at your house when you have nothing to do? Do you want to plan to siege me?

I'm not stupid, how could I go if you invite me?
When Xiang Yu invited Liu Bang back then, Liu Bang had to go!
You Xiahou Dun invited me, of course I don't have to go, unless you give me a reason.

"Why did you invite me to your house?"

"because……"

Xiahou Dun opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

I can also say the reason, but there are too many eyeliners around, can't we talk alone?
silent for a while...

Xiahou Dun also knew that it was unlikely that Qin Lang would chat with him alone, so he closed his one eye and said loudly, "Because I'm ugly!"

As long as I can't see others, others can't see me!

"Ah? What... because you are ugly?"

"Qin Guanren, you can't keep your voice down!"

Xiahou Dun's face turned pale.

I am not afraid of being heard by others because I closed my eyes.

Can't you take care of my face?
If someone else said that, my sword would have already been cut out.

"Wait, I'm a little confused. What does your ugly appearance have to do with me? Why do you look ugly? I'm going to your house. Could it be..."

Qin Lang thought of a possibility, you don't want me to find your wife, borrow me to have a child, to change the genes of your Xiahou family, right?

This can't be done, absolutely not!
"Officer, you forgot, at the Yellow River Ferry, you said you could give me plastic surgery...give me this face..."

Xiahou Dun pointed at his face, his voice hurried.

Your sentence gave me plastic surgery and kept me awake at night.

If what I said was false, my mentality would collapse.

"Brother, take care of yourself, even if I know how to have plastic surgery, I can't save your face!"

Qin Lang finally understood why Xiahou Dun had undergone such a big change.

But you are a general who leads troops to fight, so why do you care about your appearance?
Don't say I don't know how to have plastic surgery, even if I know how to do it, it won't save you!

The foundation is too bad, unless you use beauty...

"Huh? Wait, there is a solution!"

Qin Lang had a flash of inspiration, and immediately became full of confidence, "General Xiahou, I can do plastic surgery for you, but I want to take Concubine Dong Gui out of the city, what do you think?"

At this time, Xuchang City was guarded by Xiahoudun. As long as Xiahoudun said a word, no one would stop him.

Since it is possible to take Concubine Dong Gui away openly, why not do it, leaving secretly at night is always risky.

After all, there is a newborn baby, which is definitely a big variable.

In case of accidents, you can't really follow Zhao Yun's example, seven in and seven out, this is too fast, definitely not a real man!

"You can take it with you, what does it have to do with me?" Xiahou Dun shrugged.

The children born to Concubine Dong Gui are all yours. What do you have to take care of if you want to take her out of the city?
Could it be that Liu Xie was taken into account?

The emperor is like a grandson, so he can only vent his hatred for the prime minister on the queen, right? !

Of course, there are still two things to say about who is in charge at night...

What's more, when you went to the palace last night, it's not certain who is venting who. I heard that you didn't even let Liu Xie off.

Fortunately, I am ugly, otherwise, I would never have invited... Come on, in order to be more handsome, it doesn't seem to matter!
"In that case..." Qin Lang nodded.

"Xiao Ai, turn on the exchange system and exchange for a camera with a beauty function, the one that can directly develop photos, I don't buy it, I just rent it!"

God knows how much system currency it will cost to buy such a camera?
Until now, there are still question marks in the column of the system currency, and every time I look at it, I feel jittery.

"Ding...Xiao Ai reminded me that the camera with beauty function has been successfully exchanged..."

A newest camera appeared in his hand, face slimming, beauty treatment, eye enlargement, skin resurfacing, etc... etc... all turned on to the maximum.

A bright light flashed with a "click", and a photo was developed.

Qin Lang took a look at the photo, then looked at Xiahou Dun, and couldn't help sighing: "Beauty software is indeed one of the four great evil arts of the 21st century, it's so frightening!"

In the photo, the lines of Xiahou Dun's face have softened, one eye is wide open, and even the unshaven face has become soft and masculine.

"General Xiahou, do you think this is feasible?"

Xiahou Dun took the photo, and the moment he saw it, his whole body was shocked, and then he froze in place.

"This...is this me?"

"It doesn't look like me at all, but it's so similar!"

"Qin Guanren, did you use magic?"

"Why am I so realistic, appearing on such smooth paper?"

"So easy to get plastic surgery?"

(End of this chapter)