The years I was a birdman

Chapter 33
After returning to the land of Yingzhou, nearly a month passed in a blink of an eye.

Zhang Shifei still couldn't let go of his mind. He was alone in a daze more and more things, and he thought about things that he had never thought about before. For the first time, he thought, people, why do people have birth, old age, sickness and death?Why bother?
Later, he told Chen Tuan about the doubts in his heart. The old guy was obviously in a good mood just after waking up. After hearing his question, he repeatedly praised the level of his question, so he explained it to him, although his explanation Zhang Shifei still didn't understand.

Chen Tuan said that this life is originally a vast sea of ​​suffering, life is suffering, old age is suffering, illness is suffering, death is suffering, meeting with what you hate is suffering, being separated from what you love is suffering, not getting what you want is suffering— - The so-called, the five clinging aggregates are all suffering.

The world's people often have all the five aggregates, so how can they escape this sea of ​​suffering?

Maybe this is the way of heaven.

Zhang Shifei was a little stunned, and he asked Chen Tuan, "Then what's the point of this man being alive?"

Chen Tuan smiled, then lay down on the bamboo bed again, and said, "Sleep! I think people live to sleep."

Hurry up and sleep to death, Zhang Shifei is a little speechless.

Then Chen Tuan closed his eyes and said: "Since there is no escape, it is better to let go of it. Everyone has a life, but he is just a puppet manipulated by his fate. However, in my opinion, it is all a big dream. Waking up from a dream Time, as long as you can remember the things in the dream, you have obtained it, and if you can learn some truth from it, then you are detached."

The old grandson was talking in his sleep again, Zhang Shifei thought to himself, and he asked Chen Tuan where he would go after death.

Chen Tuan said: "Didn't I say it a while ago... Alas, forget it, let me tell you, after a person dies, he will first pass a place called 'Yin City', which is similar to Yingzhou." It is a turning point between the human world and the underworld, and it will only collapse into the underworld after receiving the ghost heart from there."

Zhang Shifei asked: "And then?"

Chen Tuan replied: "Then? Then you will be reincarnated. It is possible that you will be hungry and cold in this life, and you will be prosperous and rich in the next life. As long as your soul stays alive and you don't do evil, you will go on like this for life after life. This is the way of heaven." One of its roots is reincarnation."

Zhang Shifei felt a little relieved when he thought of this. It turns out that reincarnation really exists. Maybe Chen Tuan said that on purpose, just because he didn't want him to be too sad.

So Zhang Shifei pulled himself together and never said anything similar to Chen Tuan again. The long-forgotten nostalgia returned to his body, after all, it belonged to him there.

Fatty was more straightforward. The most frequent question he asked Chen Tuan was "Daddy! When can we go home?"

Chen Tuan's old grandson was more straightforward: "Stay away from me, and I won't bother others when I see you."

In fact, I don’t blame Chen Tuan for saying this. After Chen Tuan came back from the self-painting of the two people, something was wrong, and even the time for sleeping was shortened. He told the two that he had an ominous premonition and wanted them After mastering the fairy bones, they would return to their home, but this time, the old guy didn't give them a time limit, and whether they could go back was up to him.

However, I don't know how long this stay will last.

But the two of them were close to each other, especially Fatty, he felt that if he was allowed to eat bamboo shoots again, he would be as happy as killing him. He really didn't want to stay in this poor place for another day.

Zhang Shifei was fine. At the beginning, he was depressed and felt that he didn't care about anything. Later, he thought about it, because people can't be resurrected after death, and he still has a long way to go, so he gradually recovered his smile.

Chen Tuan asked the two to exercise the fairy bones because of the beads on their hands.

Chen Tuan told them that once they put on this bead, they can never take it off again, and the main purpose of this bead is to suppress the demon nature of the two of them. You must know that the two of them are not human beings, but adults. It is a monster that has lost the climate, so it has to constantly exercise its own immortal bone under the pressure of this bead.

But where do the two of them have time to spare?One must know that the human body has been restored now, so what kind of bone can be used for a bird after training?
It has to be said that without a crisis, there is no motivation. After the two wretched men regained their original appearance, their wickedness also returned.

Fatty Li came up with a bad move.

So that afternoon, while Chen Tuan was sleeping, the two ran to the home of Liu Ling, who was known as an exhibitionist in Yingzhou. As expected, the old grandson was in a good mood today and was still naked.

"Hey, you two bastards came to drink again, right?" Liu Ling said.

Fatty Li smiled wretchedly, then transformed into a big bear and said, "Old Liu, it's so strange for you to say that~"

Liu Ling seemed to be overshadowed by the incident last time, and he hurriedly said: "Stop it quickly, don't sit over here! Take it yourself!"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other and smiled, then went to the wine cellar to fetch three jars of wine, went back to the house and sat on the floor, and then drank with that Liu Ling, there was nothing to eat between the men, so they just talked to drink .

After thirty days of drinking, Zhang Shifei became a little confused. He practiced in the past six months, and he drank more than a catty. Nothing happened. Now that he has half a bottle of wine, he is a little bit drifting, but he has not forgotten the serious things. , So he said to Liu Ling: "Hey, old Liu, don't all the wines on your shelf have their own uses?"

Liu Ling pinched her nostrils with her middle finger and said, "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying glanced at each other, only to see that Fatty Li said wretchedly: "Is there any wine that can make people confused? That is to say, even if you drink it, you will be unconscious for a while or your memory will decline?"

Liu Ling blinked her mung bean-like eyes, and then said: "Let me think about it... It seems that there is this kind of wine. By the way, the 'Luan Shen Mi' can knock me down! I tasted it after it was brewed. One sip, I've been drunk for three days and three nights, and my head is still in a daze after waking up. This kind of wine can obviously reduce people's memory, because I don't remember many things I did before, it is simply a small power version 'Forgetting'."

Great!After Zhang Shifei and Li Fatty heard what Liu Ling said, they showed obscene smiles. At the same time, Chen Tuan, who was sleeping in the bamboo forest hut in Yingzhou, sneezed for no reason.

It was almost evening when Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying returned to the bamboo house. Of course, there was already a bottle of wine missing from Liu Ling's wine shelf at this time. In fact, Liu Ling also heard noises from the wine cellar when they left. It's just that he thought it was too troublesome, so he didn't care.

The next day, when Chen Tuan woke up, he found that the two of them were quite self-conscious today, and they were resting with their eyes closed, as if they were cultivating immortal bones, but he didn't know that the two animals were harboring evil intentions at this time.

When the two found that Chen Tuan was awake, they smiled wretchedly, and Zhang Shifei said, "Father, the weather is fine today, tell us a story."

Chen Tuan just got up and was in a good mood, so he nodded.

The three of them sat at the stone table, and Fatty Li took out the two jars of wine that he had ordered from Liu Ling. Of course, this was just ordinary wine. He knew that this old man would drink some when he was in a good mood. So he said to Chen Tuan, "What time?"

After staying with these two beasts for a long time, Chen Tuan also learned a few words of Northeast dialect, so he also said: "Then let's have a little time."

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, conjured up three bowls, and started to drink with the two of them. Today, the two of them knew what they knew, so they didn't dare to drink more, and slowly started talking to that old thing.

Zhang Shifei poured wine for Chen Tuan, and then asked Chen Tuan, "Hey father, tell me, how can we return to the world?"

Chen Tuan picked up the small bowl, took a sip and said, "Why are you asking this?"

"Nothing," Zhang Shifei said hastily, "I'm just curious, I want to know."

Chen Tuan put down the small bowl, then took out his writing brush from his robe, and said to the two of them, "Did you see that this brush is called 'Liangjie Brush', which can open up the gap between Yingzhou and the world?" Passage, since ancient times, gods and immortals who want to wander in the mortal world have to use this pen, this thing absorbs moonlight, and it can be used once a year."

Li Lanying looked at the pen in Chen Tuan's hand, and felt itchy in his heart. He had to know that he could go back to his warm home to eat meat and pick up girls, but he knew it was not the time yet, so he quietly talked to Zhang Shifei. After making a look, the two kept trying to persuade the old guy to drink.

After all, the old guy is not Liu Ling. He didn't drink at first, but after a few bowls, he started to ask for wine. Zhang Shifei saw this happy in his eyes. Anyone who has drunk knows that some people are like this. Sometimes he would be coy, and he would not drink this or that, but as soon as he had enough to drink, he rushed to drink.

Obviously, this Chen Tuan is this kind of person.

You must know that although he is a half-immortal, his alcohol capacity has always been moderate, and Zhang and Li are really clever in persuading them to drink. They poured wine while talking, and the old guy was naturally happy if he gave this little tall hat to him, so he drank. Taller.

Seeing that the time was right, Zhang Shifei asked, "Father, can you tell us how to use this money?"

Chen Tuan lost his composure after drinking too much, he shook his head again and again, and then said, "No, no... yes."

Zhang Shifei rolled his eyes, and asked again: "Oh, then I won't ask, just ask someone else, can you tell me how to use this pen?"

Chen Tuan, who was on his head with alcohol, nodded, and said to himself: "It's not too bad, let me tell you..."

Seeing that the old grandson was so helpless, Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying suddenly had an unprecedented sense of superiority. They saw that Chen Tuan held the brush, put the tip of the brush into his mouth, licked it with his tongue, and said, "Lick it, Just draw a door."

Zhang Shifei said: "Father, my eyelids have been twitching a lot recently, please help me take a look."

Chen Tuan, who had drunk too much, subconsciously said, "Where is where?"

Li Lanying was waiting for this sentence, so he and Zhang Shifei got up at the same time, and while Zhang Shifei moved his face closer, he picked up Chen Tuan's wine bowl, poured out the wine in the bowl, and then quickly got out of his clothes He took out the bottle of 'Luan Shen Mi', saw the opportunity and poured it all in one go, and then put the wine back to the original place as if nothing had happened.

Chen Tuan obviously didn't know about it, the old guy never thought that this brat and bird man would dare to deceive even a god.

Zhang Shifei brought up the wine again, saying that it was to celebrate the 800 millionth birthday of the Queen Mother. Chen Tuan was in a state of alcohol at this time, so he didn't have time to think about whether today was the Queen Mother's birthday, but seeing that the two juniors drank it, it seemed that he didn't drink it. It's a bit unfair, so I drank it all in one gulp and didn't waste the sharpness of drinking at all.

Wine, this thing has been poisonous to people since ancient times. This is true. Seeing the squirming of Chen Tuan's throat, the two beasts suddenly showed extremely wretched smiles.

Sure enough, after Chen Tuan drank the bowl of strong ingredients, he passed out not long after, and lay down on the stone table. He didn't expect that his fame in his first life would be tricked by two younger generations.

But looking at Chen Tuan who was drunk, the two of them didn't go to get the Liangjie brush. Originally, the two of them dismissed this kind of chicken-crowding and dog-robbing, and the second was that Chen Tuan, an old guy, still had a relatively deep heart. Kind, even though they played with them several times, they respect him as their master, how could they hurt their relationship?

But fortunately, the two of them had a plan in advance, and when they thought of this, they raised their wine bowls and touched them again, and then drank them all in one gulp, their hearts were filled with incomparable joy at this moment.

God bless, it's not far from home this time!
(End of this chapter)