The years I was a birdman

Chapter 34 Dementia
Chen Tuan slept for seven days, and when he woke up, his memory obviously declined.

The old guy was recruited, and the two were secretly happy, thinking that this is really retribution, thinking that they played with us like that at the beginning, and now they finally let us play the opposite way.

Sitting on the bamboo bed, Chen Tuan scratched his head, and said in a daze, "I'm so dizzy, it's time to check your homework. By the way, how many days have I slept?"

Li Lanying replied, "It's been seven days, old man."

After hearing this, Chen Tuan nodded, and after pondering for a while, he asked again: "Hey, what did I want to do just now, why did I forget?"

Zhang Shifei continued: "You want to sleep, why, don't you remember?"

"No." Chen Tuan scratched his head, apparently confused, and said, "Then I'll sleep, you two continue to practice."

After speaking, he lay down again, and after a while, the old guy's snoring came again.

"Yeah!" The two standing under the bed clapped each other's hands.

It seems that Liu Ling's alcoholism is indeed not small, and the old guy is a little demented. Looking at the old lamp who is drooling and snoring on the bed, the two of them have a sense of superiority in their hearts.

But the two of them knew that the drunkenness was only temporary, and there would always be a day when they would wake up, so they had to seize the opportunity to attack while he was ill to kill him.

Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei stepped forward and shook the old guy violently, which made the old guy tremble and opened his eyes: "What are you doing!"

Obviously, he was upset to be woken up after sleeping soundly, so he yelled, but at this time his yelling had no deterrent effect on Zhang Shifei, because he only saw an old man with dementia in his eyes.

So he smiled slightly and hurriedly said, "It's time, Dad."

Chen Tuan was stunned, and asked inexplicably, "What did you say?"

Zhang Shifei said: "Didn't you tell us to wake you up at this time? What, you forgot?"

Chen Tuan blinked, and then said, "Is there? Did I say that?"

Zhang Shifei saw that the old guy seemed suspicious, so he pretended to be very sad, and said to Li Lanying beside him, "Oh, look, what the old guy Liu Ling said is indeed quite right, my father is getting old. , I have a bad memory."

"Nonsense!" Chen Tuan hurriedly shouted: "Who said I forgot! I remembered, yes, I asked you two to wake me up... Ah yes, how long did I sleep for?"

Obviously, the old guy didn't want to be underestimated by Liu Ling, so he forced himself to perfunctory, Li Lanying held back a smile, afraid of revealing his secrets, and Zhang Shifei said: "You fell asleep. Seven days, by the way, isn’t today the day you said? Let’s go.”

"Where are you going?" The old guy was at a loss.

"Oh, you'll know when you come." Zhang Shifei said this, and he dragged the old guy outside, but the old guy was still wondering what day it was today.

When they came to the stone table outside the door, the three of them stood still, and Zhang Shifei said expectantly, "Hurry up, we can't wait."

"Hurry up what?" Chen Tuan asked with his eyes wide open.

"Liangjiebi, today is the day we go home."

When Chen Tuan heard Zhang Shifei say this, he immediately said angrily: "Nonsense! You two are not capable at first glance, how could I promise you this?"

As soon as Zhang Shifei heard it, he pretended to be very disappointed and said to Li Lanying: "Well, let me just say, I can't listen to the words of gods, he just completely forgot, this world... alas.... "

"Who said that!" Chen Tuan was obviously shaken, but even if the old guy was confused, he was not stupid. He waved his hand at Li Lanying and said softly, "Come on, come with me."

After finishing speaking, he pulled Fatty Li aside, and then changed hands to create a jar of honey. He said in a low voice, "Xiao Zhang doesn't say a word of the truth, unlike you, he is down-to-earth, don't you think so?"

Fatty Li kept nodding his head, and Chen Tuan said again: "Let me tell you, I haven't forgotten anything. Now I'm here to test you. Did I let you two go home? If the answer is correct, the honey will It’s up to you, if you get the wrong answer, I’ll take your skin off, well, you choose.”

Fatty Li almost couldn't hold it back. He looked at the old guy with joy in his heart, and secretly said that you, an old guy, still have today, and you still play psychological tactics with me. pitted.

Thinking of this, he put on a loyal and honest bear look, and then said: "Dad, the sun and the moon can learn from each other, you really said it, I didn't lie to you, really, but Dad... ·”

Chen Tuan was in a daze, hearing what Li Lanying said hurriedly asked, "But what? Say it quickly!?"

Li Lanying looked worried and said, "Could it be true what Liu Ling said? Are you really old and demented?"

"Fart!" Looking at Li Lanying's chubby face, Chen Tuan really seemed quite honest, and he almost wrote the four words 'I'm a good person' on it, so he suddenly felt embarrassed, this old guy is quite nice Then, he hurriedly stuffed the honey into Fatty Li's hands, and said, "I didn't forget it! I just wanted to test you, here, here you are."

Li Lanying saw that the old guy was so good at fooling around after being intoxicated, so she felt relieved, and saw him very aggrieved and said: "Father, you promised to give me five cans, why did you only give me one can?"

Chen Tuan completely collapsed at this moment, and said repeatedly: "Ah, yes, yes, come, here, I will give you ten cans, here I will give you ten cans."

Afterwards, in order to prevent Zhang Shifei from fooling him, the old guy asked Li Lanying a few more questions. In order not to laugh, Li Lanying simply changed back into a big bear. How did Chen Tuan know that this Fatty Li faced honesty, but his heart was more serious than Zhang Shifei? Even more obscene, so, after a few questions, the old guy's brain was completely miserable.

About 10 minutes later, Zhang Shifei saw the big black bear rubbing his stomach and returning with a contented face, the corners of his mouth were full of honey, and the old guy looked blank.

Looking at Li Lanying's proud look, Zhang Shifei knew in his heart that it was all right this time, so he pretended to be sad and said to Li Lanying, "Well, let me say that he can't admit it. Alas, gods can't be trusted..."

Old Chen Tuan blushed, and quickly said: "Who said that! How could I not remember, just to tease you, well, I will let you two go."

After all, he said all the problems that the two of them should pay attention to after returning home. It turns out that the two of them are just souls and beasts fused together, but their original bodies still exist in the yang world, but they are just walking dead. To explain it in Mandarin, it is a vegetable.

The difficulty is that the souls of the two people have merged with the beast body, and they can only go back in the form of possession, but the two still cannot fully transform back into human bodies. To put it bluntly, they are two monsters possessed dead people.

It's really contradictory to say so, isn't it? My own body is so awkward to use by myself, Zhang Shifei cursed inwardly.

When Chen Tuan spoke up to this point, he thought for a long time and finally came up with the formula of possession and passed it on to the two of them. They memorized it secretly, so Chen Tuan took out the Liangjie pen, put it in his mouth and licked it, So he drew a simple door on the stone table.

The two were extremely excited at this time. After such a long time, they were finally able to go home!

Watching the door painted in black ink slowly glowing, Li Lanying excitedly stretched out her tongue to lick the honey on her lips, but Zhang Shifei rolled his eyes, and another bad idea came to his mind.

He stretched out his hand to Chen Tuan and said, "Thank you daddy, I'm sorry to take your things back."

Chen Tuan widened his eyes and said, "What the hell?"

Zhang Shifei said as a matter of course: "Liangjie pen, didn't you agree to borrow ours?"

Chen Tuan shouted: "Nonsense! How can these two worlds..."

But when he said this, he was stunned, his expression seemed to be in a mess, so he looked at the big black bear, and the big black bear nodded while licking its lips.

In order not to lose face, Chen Tuan quickly smiled and said, "Hey, look, I just remembered, I'll give you ten jars of honey, and I'll give you ten jars of honey."

Zhang Shifei saw that Chen Tuan was really confused, so he didn't say anything, and asked Li Lanying to collect the honey, and then said: "There is still a pen."

Chen Tuan said, "Ah, yes, there is still a pen."

After receiving the two brushes, the two jumped onto the table. Before leaving, the two looked back at the land of Yingzhou. It was unimaginable that the two had stayed here for such a long time. Thinking back, it was like a dream.

Although it is illogical, it is so true. Li Lanying is okay. He only spent half a year, but Zhang Shifei has experienced a year. He learned to think for the first time, and experienced love and parting for the first time. Looking back now, those past It seems to be both fantasy and reality, the past has passed, just like life, some people have left, but the rest will continue to go on.

Zhang Shifei and Li Lanying looked at each other, they left too hastily, and didn't have time to say goodbye to the old drunk, but think about it, it's too troublesome to say goodbye, the old guy won't like it, and now they have pens in their hands, if If you find the ingredients for that wine, you have to come back and give it to him.

After all, you can brag about your braggadocio, but you must add wings to your bragging, and you must do what you promise to others. After you do this, you are no longer a human, but a bird.

Birdman is also a kind of life, Zhang Shifei thought.

The two looked at Chen Tuan again. In fact, they didn't want to harm him, but the old guy was too strict, and the two were eager to go home, so they didn't care so much. Chen Tuan's life-saving grace, the two of them remembered Yu Xin, if she is destined to come back in the future, kowtow to him and make amends.

Li Lanying said in a low voice: "Old Zhang, let's go quickly, we can't guarantee when the old man will wake up, then we two will be in trouble."

Zhang Shifei nodded, but his playful nature emerged again. He didn't want to make the parting sad, so he said loudly to Chen Tuan: "Father, we are leaving! Don't forget! We will be together in a year. Return your pen when you come back!"

Chen Tuan waved goodbye to the two of them, and then said with a smile, "I will never forget, return my honey in a year's time!"

Zhang Li and Zhang Li looked at each other and smiled, then jumped into the door, the golden light flashed, and the two disappeared.

After the two left, Chen Tuan immediately changed his appearance, then sat at the stone table, wiped his sweat, and said to himself, "Finally left."

At this moment, a person emerged from the bamboo grove, it was the short, slender and exhibitionist Liu Ling. Liu Ling walked over with a gourd on her back and two small bottles of wine in her hand, smiling. Said to Chen Tuan: "You old guy, why did you say it took so much trouble to let them go, why don't you just send them away?"

Chen Tuan smiled, and then said: "I can't stand a serious farewell, it's too sad."

Liu Ling sat at the table, handed a bottle to Chen Tuan, and said, "These two guys are pretty good, but they are a little tender, and in their words, they lack training."

Chen Tuan nodded, and then said: "Well, that right and wrong is quite similar to me before. I have taught everything that needs to be taught. The rest is the same here or in the world. It depends on them. I have a hunch, since the 'cause' has been planted, they probably won't be relaxed in the future."

Liu Ling took a sip of wine and said, "You said the cause has already been planted?"

Chen Tuan also raised the wine bottle to his lips and said, "Well, and I planted it with my own hands."

Having said that, he drank the wine in the bottle, and then sighed: "It seems that we still cannot escape the control of fate. Everything we do, no matter what it is, cannot escape in the end, like Old guys like us may really just have to wait and see what happens."

Liu Ling laughed loudly: "You are old, but I am not old."

Chen Tuan said: "Is that so... Hey... Why am I a bit over the top?"

After Chen Tuan said this, he lay down on the stone table, only to see that Liu Ling said with a smile: "Hahaha, you said that you really fell into my hands this time, how can I not charge some interest if I help you?" , I really want to see what Mr. Xiyi will look like after drinking 'Lan Shen Mi'."

Chen Tuan was extremely depressed, how could he be so unlucky, he was fake drunk just now, but now he is really drunk, thinking of this, he smiled wryly, ignored Liu Ling, and fell asleep on the table.

And Liu Ling laughed and walked towards the direction of the bamboo forest, only to see the short man singing as he walked: "Sitting on the head of Yingzhou, looking at the rolling world, the splendid fairyland is infinitely better, no! I haven't seen it through! It's better once Get drunk enough!"

He had a loud voice, and his singing spread farther and farther, making the whole Yingzhou Wonderland alive with rare vitality.

Chen Tuan fell into sleep again, and the old guy showed a wry smile in his dream. Maybe he also felt that if he was really confused, it would be a good choice, at least he would not be worried.

And our peacock and big bear are on their way home at this time, they don't know that what greets them is not a comfortable life, on the contrary, this tragedy and comedy of fate has just opened the first chapter at this time.

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