The years I was a birdman

Chapter 353 Must Die

Zhang Shifei sneered, he turned his head to look at Liang Yun'er, and then said to Xie Bi'an, "Evil ghost? Don't be kidding, look at its clothes, does it look like an evil ghost? Your hell has been closed by mistake. She's dead! But you guys won't let her go, so what's wrong with me coming to save her?!"

"Impossible!!" The bull head shouted: "How can hell imprison the wrong person! Brother Xie, don't listen to his nonsense!!"

Zhang Shifei sneered, then looked at Xie Bi'an, and said nothing. Xie Bi'an can't care about this anymore, so he said to Zhang Shifei: "My friend without a name, what do you want? You might as well tell me what you want." .”

Finally got to the point, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, so he said to Xie Bi'an: "It's very simple, she is a ghost that doesn't belong here, so if you want to lend me the reincarnation well, I will naturally use it." Put this long 'puff' thing."

Xie Bi'an naturally didn't know what puffs were, but he understood that this kid was referring to his younger brother Fan Wujiu. It was really unexpected that he proposed such a condition, so Xie Bi'an shook his head, and then said in a deep voice: "Impossible, all ghosts who enter hell must complete their sentence before they can enter the well of reincarnation. This is the rule, I cannot promise you!!"

Zhang Shifei said calmly, "So we can't reach an agreement?"

Seeing that the boy's tone became more and more arrogant, Xie Bi'an couldn't stop the anger in his heart. He saw that the boy was holding the mourning stick tightly, and the evil spirit all over his body was spreading out, and then he said to Zhang Shifei: "Do you want to give up?" how?"

Zhang Shifei sneered, and also radiated his fairy bone aura. The blue aura and the black aura had an invisible confrontation. With a murderous look, he said lightly: "You can try."

"Forget you!" Bai Wu saw that Zhang Shifei was not intimidated by him, so he really lost his mind. He already knew that this kid's abilities were similar to his own, so he lowered his head, and said ruthlessly: "Okay, give me some time, I'll talk to Hades, but you have to guarantee my brother's life."

Zhang Shifei smiled lightly. Now he can't control whether Xie Bi'an is angry or not. He stretched out two fingers to Xie Bi'an, and said, "If the time of two hours passes, I will There's no guarantee how it will turn out."

"Huh!" Xie Bi'an suppressed his anger, did not speak, but turned his head and walked back. The bull headed horse saw Xie Bi'an go, so he followed, and the bull head ghost said to Xie Bi'an: "Brother Xie, are we really Are you going to let him go?"

Xie Bi'an shook his head, and then said to Ma Mian: "Ming Luo, you should rush to the well of reincarnation at full speed, in case he takes the opportunity to escape."

The horse-faced ghost nodded. Its speed was one of the best in the underworld, so it turned around and ran towards the direction of the reincarnation well. It passed by Zhang Shifei and gave Zhang Shifei a look. Zhang Shifei regarded it as air, Ignoring it, Zhang Shifei understood in his heart, don't go too far in everything. Thinking about it, the horse face should be squatting in the well of reincarnation. It seems that they are not stupid. In fact, Zhang Shifei really had this idea just now, but after seeing After the horse-faced ghost ran towards the direction of the well of reincarnation, he dismissed this idea. You must know that as a hostage, you can only threaten Xie Bi'an, but if you can't threaten the bull-headed horse-faced, if you push them into a hurry, you There will be no good end, things will be reversed at the extreme, for Zhang Shifei, this Fan Wujiu is really a golden straw, and Zhang Shifei really dare not kill it.

Alas, it seems that we should continue to wait, Zhang Shifei thought in his heart, and at this moment, Liang Yun'er behind him asked Zhang Shifei in a daze: "Cockroach, what is the reincarnation well you mentioned just now?"

Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, then sighed, and said to Liang Yun'er: "Ah, it's nothing, I fooled them, let's go, let's go and sit by the Sansheng Stone first."

After that, he took Liang Yun'er's hand and walked forward slowly. In fact, he knew very well in his heart that what he wanted for these two hours was nothing more than wishing that Liang Yun'er could stay by his side for a while longer, because the moment he rescued When Liang Yun'er was in age, the fate between the two of them had also entered a countdown, and it was about to come to an end.

But at this moment, Xie Bi'an and Niutou had already walked quite a distance, Xie Bi'an didn't intend to go back, he motioned for Niutou to follow, the two guys walked into the woods beside the road, Niutou saw that he would not go back , then said happily: "Brother Xie, sure enough, you still have a way, right? Let's kill him now and catch him by surprise!"

Xie Bi'an shook his head, and said to the Tauren: "No, I don't intend to take risks, and I can't risk my brother's life. This matter is settled, and all the responsibilities belong to me." Take it upon yourself, I will stay and observe their movements, and you, I beg you, go back to the Hall of Yama and speak to the King."

"Why!!" The tauren said suddenly incomprehensible: "Why are we being led by the nose by an unknown brat?"

When Niutou said this, he couldn't help panting heavily, and the nose ring on his nose kept shaking. Xie Bi'an looked at it, and then said to it seriously: "You are the only one who is being led by the nose. I did this because I also realized that this matter is not that simple. That female ghost is indeed a bit strange, understand? You should go back to the Hall of Yama and ask Judge Cui to investigate the origin of the female ghost, and then hand it over to the king Make up your mind, but don't worry, if necessary, I will die with my brother."

Speaking of this, Xie Bi'an sighed, and then turned his head to look in the direction of the Sansheng Stone. This well-known yin handsome in the world felt helpless for the first time.

And the guy who made it feel helpless is leading his beloved to the Sansheng Stone. The Sansheng Stone is a strange stone in the underworld. It is said that this stone has a mirror-like appearance. As long as there is a ghost standing in front , you can see all the unresolved causes and effects of your past and present lives, but Zhang Shifei didn't know these things at the time. He just thought that the name of this place was the Sansheng Stone. The yellow stone, but Zhang Shifei couldn't distinguish the color, just thought that this stone looked like a big crystal, very beautiful.

Zhang Shifei felt extremely melancholy, and thought that apart from the "listening place", this place should be the best scenery in the underworld, and it's not bad to spend the last time with Liang Yun'er here, so he smiled wryly, Carrying Fan Wujiu and holding Liang Yun'er's hand, he walked over.

The Sansheng Stone is indeed a scenic spot in the underworld, and it is the favor of heaven and earth to the soul. Every ghost who comes here is entitled to know his cause and effect, untie his own knots, and then drink Mengpo soup without any worries. Naihe Bridge has entered a new reincarnation, so there are many ghosts here.

However, most of the ghosts here were scared away by the minotaur before, so they naturally knew that something was wrong, and now they saw this masked guy walking towards this side, what a joke!That mask looks like it has no face, and this guy is carrying Fan Wujiu, the bully of the underworld, so when he saw Zhang Shifei approaching, all the ghosts ran away. , for fear of causing trouble again.

But when they left, the surroundings became quiet. Zhang Shifei smiled wryly, and when he came to the big rock, he casually threw Fan Wujiu on his shoulders aside, and then supported Liang Yun'er with his back facing her. The big rock was sitting on the grass, the sky was pitch black, and the faintly visible Milky Way shone with purple light. I really didn't expect that such a quiet time could exist in this underworld.

Zhang Shifei gently embraced Liang Yun'er in his arms. Liang Yun'er was as gentle as a small animal. He hugged Zhang Shifei's waist, and said something to him that he wanted to say a long time ago but didn't come. Love words, this kind of time, Zhang Shifei will never forget it in his life. He once paid a huge price for this kind of time.

However, people are still people, the more beautiful things are, the more they want to stay with them, and they can't bear to let them slip away. Zhang Shifei is holding Liang Yun'er at this time, feeling his existence, and saying things that he didn't even dare to think about before. , the heart is full of sweetness, but the sweeter the thing, the deeper the hurt. As time passed by, Zhang Shifei's heart began to ache again, as if the red dragon with a broken leg was constantly tearing For his heart and lungs, such a beautiful time is about to end, and this beautiful marriage will live up to it in the future.

The wounds of life are the foundation of the way of heaven, the wounds of the sky, the snow falls and all beings turn pale, the wounds of the earth, the soil turns into dust with the wind, the wounds of the beasts, struggle for life but can't eat, the wounds of people, the marriage is lost and then returned Not coming.

The lost love can never come back. Although Zhang Shifei has seen this scene in the story of his shadow spider, he is still in pain at this time.

Meeting is the beginning of a farewell. This is the wound of all living beings. Some people know it, but no one can break it. Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yuner. She still doesn't know what her future will be like, and she is still naively planning to go back. Afterwards, but the more she was like this, the more pain Zhang Shifei felt in his heart, and the pain was so painful that he could hardly breathe.

Several times, he wanted to tell her the truth, but he really couldn't bear it. Let her, let her be happier.

But when Zhang Shifei was sad, he heard a shout from behind him: "What...what happened? You...who are you? Do you know...do you know who I am??"

Needless to say, Fan Wujiu must have woken up. Zhang Shifei felt down right now, so he didn't bother with him, but turned his head to look at Fan Wujiu who couldn't even stand up, and said to it: "You It should be obvious that you have been kidnapped by me, and I am negotiating with your brother, so please be honest for a while, I promise I will not hurt you, by the way, my attack range is about twenty feet, if you want to run , I will hack you to death."

What Zhang Shifei didn't know was that he didn't need to be afraid of Fan Wujiu escaping at all, because the iron cuffs on Fan Wujiu's hands and feet were not ordinary. The "soul-hooking rope" has the same root and origin, and there are "four major disasters" circulating in the underworld, that is: "Xie Bi'an's rope, Fan Wujiu's shackles, Niu Apang's steel fork, and Ma Mingluo's whistle."

These are four difficult treasures. Fan Wujiu's handcuffs and shackles are a magic weapon. No matter who it is, as long as you fasten them like this, you will immediately lose all your strength and let them slaughter you. In the past, Fan Wujiu relied on This thing has dealt with a lot of monsters before, but today it has its own way, how can it not make it angry?
After finishing speaking, he ignored Fan Wujiu, stuck the Nanfei Tang Dao on the ground with one hand, and then continued to talk to Liang Yun'er, but he didn't expect that Fan Wujiu would be so reluctant to go on the road , just like a fool, born with a stuttering mouth, but it has never stopped. Although it has lost its strength now, its mouth is not forgiving, and it keeps yelling at Zhang Shifei, It was really a disgrace, originally Zhang Shifei felt very uncomfortable at this time, but when he heard Fan Wujiu scolding him, an unknown fire rose in his heart!
In the past, it would have scolded it if it scolded it. Originally, it would not lose a piece of meat if it was scolded. Zhang Shifei is not a shameless person. Two sentences are also necessary, but the most irritating thing is that you can scold well if you say you scold, but you can't understand what you are saying, and the things you stutter and stupidly scold really make people angry after hearing it! !
Zhang Shifei couldn't take it anymore, he really didn't want his marriage to end with this kind of scolding that made people angry, so the sadness in his heart turned into anger, he frowned, He stood up, and walked in front of Fan Wujiu with gritted teeth.

When Fan Wujiu saw Zhang Shifei walking towards him, the anger in his heart burned to the extreme!He stared at Zhang Shifei and cursed endlessly: "I!! I!! I!! Fuck...you...you...you...you..."

Originally he stuttered, but because he was too excited, he couldn't finish the word 'you'. Seeing Fan Wujiu's blushing and thick neck, Zhang Shifei sneered at him and said, "Mom."

"Mom!!!" Fan Wujiu finally said it, and Zhang Shifei squatted in front of him, opened his mouth, and said to it very fluently: "Fuck you Mahler Gobid, you said you don't even have a mother!" Are you embarrassed to scold someone if you can’t tell him?”

"You...you...you..." Seeing Zhang Shifei's fluent trash talk, Fan Wujiu was stunned. He just wanted to fight back, but due to his lack of natural conditions and his excitement, he immediately had a repeater. Possessed, I said your word four or five times.

"You!" Zhang Shifei scolded: "You, you, you, how many mothers do you say you have, can you stand up to your words, did I give you some face, look at your face, you are so tall Just like Wan Erkang, look at your mouth again, it looks like a sausage, what do you think it is difficult to give birth to you, did the midwife not catch you when you were first born? Fell into the hole of the kang? You are as black as fried stinky tofu, but you are quite contented, and you come out all day with a stinky smell. If I were you, I would have untied my trouser belt and sprinkled bubbles in my nose Urine choking to death!!"

Zhang Shifei let his anger flow out of his mouth, his mouth was like a submachine gun, and he kept swearing. He was influenced by Li Lanying and learned to swear since he was a child, and it was even more so when he grew up. However, what they scolded at the beginning was just the most basic third child, and it was still the same when they first went to Yingzhou. Zhang Shifei has also become very wretched, because he is really upset now, although he also understands that it is meaningless to scold Fan Wujiu, but maybe this is the only way to vent his grief and indignation Bar.

Therefore, it doesn't matter if Zhang Shifei's mouth is thrown away, and he immediately becomes a Shenyang guy who spouts for three or ten minutes.

It’s just that Fan Wujiu suffered a lot, and I feel sorry for him who stuttered naturally. It even let a masked thief spray wildly.

It's aggrieved, wishing to bite Zhang Shifei to death with one bite, but it's helpless and weak all over, it's really ineffective every day, and it's born with a strong temper, loves to get angry, loves to get angry, and was originally caught by this brat. Living is already enough, but I didn't expect that I couldn't even scold it. Immediately, Fan Wu wanted to save his life. He opened his mouth wide, as if he was about to convulse, and rolled his eyes. The son roared: "You!!! You!!! You!!!"

"You said you will pay you back!" Zhang Shifei pointed at its nose and cursed: "You old (harmony), you, who gave you the courage to scold you? Hurry up and shut it up!!"

"Must!! Must!! Must!!! Must!!!" Fan Wujiu was about to cry. Originally, his head and mouth were not very good, and his self-esteem was very strong, so he was attacked The strong insult of right and wrong actually strongly stimulated its brain, making it almost fall into a state of madness.

"Bibibi, you said you must be a fart!!" Zhang Shifei didn't know what it was going to say, so he pointed to its nose and continued to curse: "Believe it or not, if you don't shut up, I will kill you!" You got killed?!"

He rolled his eyes, this time Fan Wujiu really rolled his eyes, the humiliation was really unbearable to him, he opened his mouth wide and trembled uncontrollably, as if he couldn't breathe, after a few seconds , I saw it startled all over, and then hoarsely shouted: "Must die!!!!!!"

(After a few days, I finally finished all the writing, but I will continue to modify it in the past two days, and it seems that updating so many at one time will make people feel too hasty, so I decided to update more than 1 words every day until it is completely updated , That's it, thank you for your support, see you tomorrow.)
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