The years I was a birdman

Chapter 354 The Peacock Gets a Wife
After a long, long time, in the brochure of the underworld, the section introducing Fan Wujiu recorded: Fan Wujiu must die, shouting out the desolation of the world.

Of course, this was something that Zhang Zhengfei didn't think of. When he saw that Fan Wujiu finally uttered three words of trash talk, he smiled and said to it: "Oh, I'll go, can you bear it?"

"Must die!!!" Fan Wujiu yelled fiercely at Zhang Shifei. Afterwards, no matter how Zhang Shifei scolded it, it always used this sentence to fight back, making Zhang Shifei a little speechless, so he had to learn from before Fan Wujiu, Fan Wujiu yelled 'must die', Zhang Shifei replied with 'you', Zhang Shifei said 'you', Fan Wujiu also very cooperatively shouted 'must die'.

Must die, you, you, must die.

Originally, this eerie place was full of fear and haze, but the scene before the Sansheng Stone was surprisingly joyful. Zhang Shifei talked with Fan Wujiu for a long time, and Liang Yuner beside him couldn't help it, and let out a thud Laughing, she really can't do anything about Zhang Shifei. In Liang Yun'er's heart, sometimes Zhang Shifei is extremely mature and reliable, but sometimes he looks like a child.

However, this kind of Zhang Shifei is the real one, and she likes it so much, so Liang Yun'er walked over, hugged him gently, and then said softly to Zhang Shifei: "Hey, don't be angry. Jacket, stop swearing, it’s not good.”

After Zhang Shifei heard what Liang Yuner said, he sighed, and then ignored Fan Wujiu who kept shouting 'must die', and said to Liang Yuner: "This guy is too noisy and spoils the scenery."

Liang Yun'er smiled, and then said to Zhang Shifei, "It's okay, as long as I can be with you, why should I care what other people say?"

That's right, Zhang Shifei nodded, then stretched out his hand, patted Fan Wujiu's buckwheat puff face, then smiled at it and said, "For saving face, don't say goodbye." Well, I'll just apologize to you, how about it?"

"Must die!!!" Fan Wujiu shouted very fluently!

Zhang Shifei was helpless, and then said to it: "You said you... forget it, don't say it."

Liang Yun'er covered her mouth and laughed straight away. She hasn't smiled for a long time. Since that night, her world has changed, from the world to the sea of ​​fire and hell. It's unimaginable. She has really experienced this. Liang Yun'er is very happy now, her man Right by her side, he is here to take her away, it doesn't matter where you go, as long as you are with him, so Liang Yun'er smiled and nodded her right and wrong head, and then said to her helplessly: "You are really Yes, you said why you bullied it like this, it didn't do anything bad."

Zhang Shifei and Fan Wujiu were having fun, so he said casually, "You don't know, he is our hostage, and if you want to reincarnate safely, you have to rely on him."

"Reincarnation?" Liang Yun'er was stunned when she heard this.

It was only then that Zhang Shifei regained his composure, he only felt his head buzzing, and the hairs all over his body seemed to stand on end, oh my god! !His own bad mouth actually leaked the truth.

Zhang Shifei suddenly became helpless, and he hurriedly said to Liang Yun'er: "No, that's not the case, listen to my explanation."

Liang Yun'er stayed in front of him without any reaction. In Zhang Shifei's eyes, Zhang Shifei's heart ached from her appearance, but Zhang Shifei also understood that she would know sooner or later, because the marriage between them, maybe There are less than two hours left, just like the obsession with the broken leg, it is destined not to go far.

So, he lowered his head and stood there quietly, Fan Wujiu next to him was still cursing them repeatedly, maybe their love is like a flower, under a ruthless fate, in a place without sunshine In, doomed to die.

In this way, after a long time, I saw Liang Yun'er raised her head and looked at Zhang Shifei, her expression was very calm, and she said softly to Zhang Shifei: "Yes, I am already dead. I can't go back anymore, it's okay, I can..."

Zhang Shifei's heart began to ache again. He looked at Liang Yun'er tremblingly, and saw that Liang Yun'er's voice became softer as she spoke. At last, Liang Yun'er couldn't hold it anymore. She knelt on the ground and covered her hands with her hands. There was blood oozing from her face and between her fingers, and she could not help but choked up and said: "Oh my god, why... I don't want to die, I haven't married you yet, I haven't been with you yet..."

Even a hard-hearted person will be moved when he sees this scene, but Zhang Shifei is still a passionate person. At that moment, he only felt that his world was about to collapse. He only felt a burst of weakness in his limbs, and suddenly He fell down and sat on the ground. As soon as he fell, Zhang Shifei's back leaned against the Sansheng Stone. The moment his skin touched the Sansheng Stone, suddenly, a scene after another appeared in his mind. The side-by-side pictures tell him stories one by one, Song Jia, Pippi, Wang Xiaoyuan, Egg Demon Twelve, Egg Demon First Five, Egg Demon First Six, Egg Demon Fifteen, Ranxi, Li Lanying, Mr. Cui, Yi Xin Xing, Liang Yun'er, and himself... Some of those pictures he had seen before, some he never knew, those pictures came out like a tide, so, from the beginning to the end, the lovers between egg monsters and friends As long as it has something to do with him, he already knows everything.

This is exactly the power of the Sansheng Stone. If there is no "ghost heart", the Sansheng Stone can reflect people's unanswered past lives. As long as a person stands in front of the stone, those pictures and images will appear on the stone. Three life stones, you can know the path you have traveled in this life. Sadly, few people can know what kind of impact the answer in this life will have on the next life.

But Zhang Shifei knew it. Those pictures quickly appeared in his mind and became an indelible memory. In a flash, he knew everything he had experienced. Although, he still had no answer in his heart. , but it's ridiculous that now he doesn't want to know the answer anymore.

He struggled to sit up, and then came to Liang Yuner's side. Liang Yuner was still weeping blood and choking, which made Zhang Shifei's heart ache. Liang Yuner murmured repeatedly: "Why, why did we meet each other?" We're about to separate, why can't we be together... why, I'm not blessed to be your bride...we clearly agreed, we clearly agreed..."

Zhang Shifei wanted to cry so much, but he couldn't cry, because he was heartbroken once, and all the tears turned into the indelible scar on his face.

Sometimes, being able to cry is indeed a happy thing, although this happiness is accompanied by sadness.

Zhang Shifei clenched his fists tightly. Suddenly, he thought of Ranxi again. He had been chasing Ranxi all his life, but in the end, he ran out of time, but he still had time!Suddenly, Zhang Shifei felt that he had to do something. With this last time, he went to the most profound fate!
Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei gritted his teeth, and hugged Liang Yuner fiercely in his arms. Liang Yuner curled up in his arms trembling, crying unceasingly, while Zhang Shifei endured the incomparable pain, and then softly Said: "Don't cry, who said you are not blessed? Who said you can't marry me?"

Liang Yun'er's body froze, she raised her face full of blood and tears, looked at Zhang Zhengfei, and said tremblingly, "What did you say?"

"I want to marry you." Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er and said very firmly.

"You... what did you say?" Liang Yun'er broke down in tears after hearing Zhang Shifei's words.

"I want to marry you!!!!" Zhang Shifei hugged Liang Yun'er tightly, suddenly raised his head, facing the night sky in the underworld, and shouted with all his strength, his roar was louder than the Sansheng Stone. , Under the sky of the underworld, on this empty grassland, drifted far, far, above the Nai River, some dead souls were about to drink Meng Po soup, and floated to the side of the reincarnation well, making the reincarnated The ghosts couldn't help but look back.

Even Fan Wujiu shut his mouth because of this roar, and became dazed.

Zhang Shifei's love for Liang Yun'er seems to be sublimated in this desolate cry. Although their love will not last long, it will always be kept in their hearts.

Liang Yun'er buried her head in Zhang Shifei's arms, and burst into tears. While crying, she said to Zhang Shifei in pain: "But, but I'm dead, I can't be with you anymore, I... ..."

"We still have time." Zhang Shifei hugged Liang Yuner, then stretched out his hands tremblingly, grabbed Liang Yuner's shoulders, and looked at her. Her face was covered with blood, and Zhang Shifei's heart was also covered with blood. , I saw Zhang Shifei got up and half-kneeled on the ground, took off the jade mask with his back to Fan Wujiu, then forced a smile at Liang Yuner, and said to her word by word: "We still have time, Even if there is only one minute and one second left, I want you to be my bride, are you willing to marry me?"

Liang Yun'er knelt on the ground, looking at her most beloved man in front of her. He proposed to her in the underworld. He proposed to her in the last time before her reincarnation. He proposed to her in front of her.

Women always love to fantasize. Although Liang Yun'er had fantasized about what it would be like when Zhang Shifei proposed to her countless times before, she really never imagined that this scene would be so unforgettable.

Liang Yun'er covered her mouth to prevent herself from crying, she nodded tremblingly, and then said to her beloved man: "Yes, I am willing!"

After saying this, the blood in her eyes kept flowing down as if it couldn't stop. Zhang Shifei didn't notice that there was a crystal tear mixed in the blood falling from the corner of her eyes, and the tear fell On the ground, it condensed into a pearl-like thing, Liang Yuner cried like a child, Zhang Shifei still insisted on laughing, only to see him hold Liang Yuner in his arms again, and then shouted loudly: "From now until the last moment, we are not alone, not alone!!!"

His voice was emotional and desolate. It turns out that dreams can really be reflected in reality. How much effort and pain did Zhang Shifei put in to say this sentence?But at the last moment, his dream finally came true, even if it was fleeting, fleeting.

Although he was full of pain, he had already decided to let Liang Yun'er have no regrets before the end of this marriage. Thinking of this, Zhang Shifei stretched out his hand, wiped the tears on Liang Yun'er's face, and said She smiled wryly, and said comfortingly, "Hey, don't cry, it won't be pretty anymore."

Liang Yun'er wiped away the blood and tears, then nodded, but couldn't say a word, and at this moment, a cry came from afar, the voice was inarticulate, and Zhang Shifei knew that it was Xie Bi'an's voice, so He picked up the mask again, and after putting it on his face, he looked back and saw Xie Bi'an and Niu Abang standing in the distance. Xie Bi'an had also heard Zhang Shifei's yelling before, and he seemed to understand that now This kid's spirit should be extremely excited. If he stepped forward rashly, he might not know what he would do, so he stood in the distance, and then shouted loudly at the right and wrong: "Little brother!! Congratulations to you two! Happy marriage, we have found out just now, and it is indeed as you said, although we don’t know why, but we also have a certain responsibility in the underworld, so we can agree to your conditions!!!”

What Xie Bi'an said was indeed the truth. Before Niu Abang rushed back to the Hall of Yama and reported the matter truthfully, Lord Yama was shocked. How could hell imprison the wrong person?So, it asked Cui Pan to check the records of hell. What was shocking was that there was no record about this woman. The king of hell called a few ghost messengers from the sea of ​​fire and hell, and learned from them that, This woman appeared suddenly, and they didn't know what was going on.

Hades was stunned, and asked the judge why. After thinking for a while, the judge suddenly changed his face, and said to Hades in a low voice: "You said... Could it be 'it' playing tricks?"

Having said that, the judge pointed to the sky, some pointed to the ground, and Hades was silent for a while, only to see it ponder for a while, then sighed, and then said: "It's 'he' again, damn it, what happened before? I bought the 'Seven Treasures White Moon', and this time it actually caused me such a big trouble, alas, there is no way, since this is fate, then we have nothing to say."

Therefore, Hades acquiesced to the request of right and wrong. Originally, there is a system in the underworld, one yard is one yard, and they turned a blind eye to things outside the system, but Xie Bi'an did not agree. He didn't say all the words of the king of hell, what the king of hell actually meant was: that female ghost can be reincarnated through the reincarnation well, and can even compensate her for being born in the royal family and being rich all her life. However, the majesty of the underworld cannot be desecrated. If you are arrested and brought to justice, you will die to see the person, and you will die to see the corpse!
Xie Bi'an was playing tricks here, because if he said it, what would happen if the guy in the mask changed his mind again?How about waiting for the female ghost to reincarnate and Fan Wujiu to be safe, with the force of the four of them, are you afraid that you won't be able to catch this young man?
Xie Bi'an had a ghost in his heart, and Zhang Shifei was not surprised when he heard this, and he shouted loudly to Xie Bi'an: "Okay! I'm sorry, but I have one more request now. !!"

When Xie Bi'an heard his words, his heart trembled suddenly, thinking to himself: Could this kid see that we can't let him go?Damn, what should he do if he asks for an 'amnesty order'?However, the reason why Xie Bi'an became the most famous among the yin handsomes is not entirely because of his morality, but also his character. Although he is not very smart, he has a belly full of bad water. After all, it is an old fried dough stick, so when it rolled its eyeballs, it took it into consideration, and saw it yelled at Zhang Shifei: "Little brother, let me tell you, if we can help, and it doesn't violate The rules of the underworld' will definitely satisfy you!"

What he said was true, and after Xie Bian yelled this, he began to admire himself in his heart, but how did he know that Zhang Shifei didn't think so much?

Zhang Shifei looked at Liang Yun'er affectionately, and then shouted loudly at Xie Bi'an: "Two sets of dresses!! Wedding dresses!! I want to get married here!!!"

What? ?After hearing his request, both Xie Bi'an and Niu Abang were stunned, wondering whether there was water in the grandson's head?What time is it, why are you still so carefree?

Of course they don't understand Zhang Shifei's mood. Now the underworld has agreed to Liang Yuner's reincarnation, but before she was reincarnated, Zhang Shifei decided not to let her go with any regrets. Therefore, he wants to marry her. Fulfill their last wish before they come to an end.

Although Xie Bi'an and Niu Apang couldn't understand what was going on in the head of this 'lunatic', they also agreed. After all, as long as he let Fan Wujiu go quickly, even if he let him learn how to bark like a dog here. The grandson can do it, let alone two sets of clothes. Although it is a bit absurd to do so, it is better than tearing everyone's skins apart.

So, it hurriedly prepared. In the underworld of Fengdu, there are some grocery stores that sell things that are burned to the dead in the underworld. You must know that there were yin marriages in the past, so the bride married Gauze groom’s robes are also available. Xie Bi’an bought two sets of clothes in a shop on credit. Besides, he also bought some fruit tributes and incense candles on credit. Although Xie Bi’an is greedy for money, he is also good at being a man. Seeing these things, it hurried back to the Sansheng Stone, because Zhang Shifei didn't let it get close, so it had to use its dark force to throw those things over. Said: "Little brother, my brother has been taken care of by you, and now I specially send cakes and incense candles, I hope you will be satisfied! By the way, do you need a witness?"

Zhang Shifei smiled, he knew Xie Bian's flamboyance, so he shouted loudly at Xie Bian: "Thank you, Master Bai Wuchang for your kindness, our witnesses have been found, don't bother!!"

This is indeed the strangest wedding in the world. The auditorium is right in front of the Sansheng Stone in Fengdu Difu. Xie Bi'an, Niu A'bang and all the ghosts on the banks of the Yin River are the witnesses of this wedding. Zhang Shifei helped Liang Yun'er put on the new gauze , because this is ancient times, the wedding dress is still the phoenix crown and Xiapei in ancient times, but these are not important anymore. Liang Yun'er put on the red dress excitedly, and Zhang Shifei put on the red robe. As for the phoenix crown and groom's hat Zhang Shifei put all the fruit tributes in front of the Sansheng Stone, then took out three sticks of incense, and stuck them on the fruits like what was shown on TV. The helpless neck made him sit next to the Sansheng Stone with his back to the two, and Hei Wuchang was the witness of the young couple.

After everything was done, Zhang Shifei picked up the red hijab and covered it on Liang Yuner's head. Liang Yuner began to tremble again. Zhang Shifei forced a smile, then took off the mask himself, and led her They are wearing ancient dresses now, but Zhang Shifei doesn't know what to say when they get married in ancient times. He only knows that they should pray to the heaven and earth, and the husband and wife to worship each other, and go to bed quickly. Words that spoil the scenery, and these words, of course, can't be said, and Zhang Shifei is not in the mood to say them.

After thinking about it for a while, he felt that it was better to say what he wanted to say, so he sorted out his emotions, and then said to Sanshengshi: "I, Cockroach, am willing to marry Liang Yun'er as my wife today, no matter how much money we have left." Time, I will do my best to love her and protect her during this time, God is sorry."

Seeing that Zhang Shifei had finished speaking, Liang Yun'er tremblingly said, "I...Liang Yun, I am willing to marry Zhang Lang today. No matter how much time we have left, I, I am willing, and I am willing to always love her and be her. A good wife..."

Obviously, Liang Yuner's real name is actually Liang Yun, and "Liang Yuner" is just the name she used to work in a nightclub. Although Zhang Shifei knew it before because he had heard her mother call her that, Zhang Shifei didn't. He didn't want to change his words, as if Liang Yun always called him a cockroach.

True and false, false and true, when Zhang Shifei used her real name, Liang Yuner used a pseudonym, and when Liang Yun used her real name, Cockroach used a pseudonym. Maybe this foretells their ending, maybe , They already knew their end.

As Liang Yun'er talked, her voice became smaller and smaller. In the end, she still couldn't hold back and cried out, but in the blood and tears, there was happiness, which was greater than bitterness.

At this moment, she is happy, the happiest bride in the world, and Zhang Shifei fulfilled her promise.

Sanshengshi witnessed everything between the two of them. Fan Wujiu suddenly regained his composure at this moment, and he began to repeatedly curse "must die", but the two of them didn't care. Shifei held Liang Yun'er's hand and bowed three times to the Sansheng Stone, then Zhang Shifei reached out and took off the red cloth from Liang Yun'er's head.

Although Liang Yun'er's face is covered with blood at this time, in Zhang Shifei's heart, she is undoubtedly the most beautiful. Zhang Shifei stretched out his hand to help her wipe it gently, and then said softly to her: "Be a bride." Babe, don't cry any more."

Liang Yun'er nodded, and then the two stood up. After looking at each other for a while, they couldn't control each other's inner emotions anymore, and hugged each other tightly. In this hellish realm, the sky is endless It was dark, the river water exuded a faint purple light, and the air seemed to condense. The two kissed passionately before the Sansheng Stone, which was the last lingering before parting.

(End of this chapter)