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Chapter 10 The Arrival of Avalokitesvara
"Hey, don't cry." San Shengmu patted Duowen Tianwang, who was already frightened and crying, and comforted: "In this life, it's a matter of opening and closing eyes. Besides, everyone is a fairy, with rough skin and thick flesh. Yes, it doesn’t have to be just a slap to death, don’t you think so? Come on, be good, stand still, let me strike lightly.”

Air Cannon · Overturning Seal!

A huge invisible palm descended from the sky, and Duowen Tianwang, who was in tears but still stood in formation honestly, was slapped down directly!

Guangmu Tianwang, the second most among the four, hurriedly said: "I... I saw them running, so I followed them!"

Sanshengmu said with a smile: "You are real, then you should go back to your hometown with them now! If you want fists or legs, choose one yourself!"

Guangmu Tianwang said cautiously: "...that, can you choose neither?"

Sanshengmu said with a good temper: "Hehe, okay!" As soon as the words fell, she grabbed Guangmu Tianwang's head and bumped it head-to-head!
Si Zhai, who was watching: shrew...

Li Jing, who had been watching the blockbuster action movie of the San Shengmu fighting the Four Heavenly Kings, saw the San Shengmu looking at him, and finally came back to his senses, and pointed at the San Shengmu tremblingly with his panda eyes: "Quan Quanquan The army listens to the order, give... give... take down this demon girl!"

A strange silence responded to Li Jing's order. Li Jing turned his head stiffly, and saw that the million heavenly soldiers behind him were already empty.

A bunch of idiots!

Li Jing swallowed, and pulled out a stiff smile: "Hey, hey!" Then he turned around and ran away at the Linglong Pagoda at the Three Holy Mothers!
"Want to run?" San Shengmu sneered, and smashed the Linglong Pagoda, which had been repaired with great difficulty, and then saw the sky chains on her arms swimming swiftly, and shot them out like arrows, pointing directly at the sky. Li Jing!
Li Jing, who hadn't flown far, was entangled in the chains that came after him, and couldn't fly out any more. Feeling a powerful force coming from that chain, an ominous premonition rose from the bottom of my heart.Li Jing looked down the chain stiffly, and saw San Shengmu holding the chain of sky in one hand, looking at him with a smile.

"Wait……"

Before Li Jing could finish his sentence, San Shengmu swung the chain with one hand, boom!Li Jing fell directly from the sky into the ground, and then was pulled out by the chain of the San Shengmu: "How dare you throw your broken pagoda to my old lady, you are so brave, Li Jing!!"

"save……"

boom!The Third Holy Mother swung the chain to the other side: "Do you still dare to ask for help? I will let you save me, and I will see who dares to save you!"

"me fault……"

"It's useless to be wrong, I'm in a bad mood today, just admit it!"

Boom boom boom...

Si Zhai couldn't bear to turn his head away, and patted Xiao Po in his arms comfortingly, but still couldn't help asking: "Xiao Po, are you sure that the protagonist here is me or not the lunatic up there?"

"Wuuu, Xiao Po doesn't know!" Xiao Po was so frightened that his eyes were full of tears, he curled up in Si Zhai's arms and clung to his monkey hair tightly.

boom!boom!boom……

"Woo! Master, this woman is so scary!" Xiao Po buried her head in his arms.

Si Zhai embraced Xiao Po with a happy face: In the future, we must take each other to watch horror movies on blind dates!

boom!boom!boom……

"Monkey King! What the hell are you trying to do!?"

A familiar voice suddenly sounded, and Si Zhai turned his head to look around, only to realize that Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared in the sky at some time, carrying Li Jing who had fainted in his hand.

Seeing this, Si Zhai hurried up to stop the San Shengmu who was eager to try, and persuaded: "Grandma, if we beat those people just now, we will beat them, but we can't beat this one!"

"Isn't it just a Guanyin Bodhisattva! What can I do if I hit her!" Saying that, the Sanshengmu rolled up her sleeves aggressively: "Get out of the way! I'm upset when I see this innocent little bitch, how dare you follow me?" Snatch people under your hands, and if I don't fight, you can sing conquest!"

Si Zhai was in a cold sweat, and quickly put his arms around Sanshengmu, and whispered such and such in her ear.

"What!? Taishang Laojun actually talked to her... woohoo!" Si Zhai tightly covered the mouth of Sanshengmu, and blocked all the rest of her words.

"Grandma, godmother, I really kneel down to you! Can you stop yelling about this!"

"Wuuuu!" Sanshengmu clapped Kai Sizhai's hand and said angrily, "I know! Hmph, I really didn't expect Taishang Laojun to be so good at it, but this old monster is really troublesome, although it can't kill me, I have to accept being sealed by him, forget it, this time I listen to you!"

"Huh, I'm so lucky that you still have some common sense!" Si Zhai heaved a sigh of relief, and when he turned to face Guanyin Bodhisattva, he became (splashed) face (husband) positive (swearing) angry (street): "Hey, Bodhisattva, what are you doing?" I don’t like to listen to what I said, what do I want to do! What did I do? My grandson lives in Huaguo Mountain honestly, neither stealing nor robbing, why does the heaven send so many People came to encircle and suppress me, just now a group of them besieged me and you didn’t care about it, but now that they’ve been beaten, you’re here to find a reason, what’s the matter? What do you mean!? Being a Bodhisattva is amazing, you!?”

"You!" Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was blocked by Si Zhai for a long time without speaking, her towering chest heaved for a long time, and she said for a long time: "I don't care if you are messing around, just say, who told you to escape from the Five Elements Mountain!? ...and..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva glanced at the Three Holy Mothers not far away, with obvious meaning.

"I don't blame me for this. Who told you that the talisman paper you pasted at the beginning was not pasted properly. It was blown by the wind a few days ago, and it disappeared. After that, I accidentally turned over. That tofu dregs The Five Elements Mountain shattered into pieces! As for this..." Si Zhai glanced at Sanshengmu, and started talking nonsense: "When we first met her, she was just a child, and you know that I have a certain characteristic. Bel is kind-hearted, seeing her lonely and pitiful, he brought her back along the way. I really didn't expect her to be the Holy Mother!!"

"You fart!" Guanyin, who was yelled at by Si Zhai, hurriedly covered her mouth, but when she saw that Si Zhai had heard it and looked at her with an ambiguous face, she immediately broke down and yelled at Si Zhai Liao: "As long as there is a person in this world, he knows who is under the Huashan Mountain! You say you don't know, so stop joking here!"

"You are right this time, as long as you are a person in the world, you will know that I am not a human, I am a monkey!"

"You! Why are you so thick-skinned!"

Si Zhai frowned seriously: "Hey, why are you still swearing!"

"It's you who scolded, you bastard!"

"Yes, I am a beast!"

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After scolding Si Zhai for a long time, Guanyin himself was speechless: "Are you stupid... Hey, stop, stop talking! I won't play around with you anymore! Really, if I didn't know your ability, I really thought You have been dropped!"

Hearing this, Si Zhai broke into a sweat immediately, but thanks to his hairy face, no one noticed that he was in an abnormal mood.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva said seriously: "Actually, I came this time because of the Buddha's intention. Let's see what you are going to do!"

Finally hearing the news of the Tathagata, Si Zhai put away his playful smile and said seriously, "I want to see the Buddha!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva frowned slightly, and said in displeasure, "Are you thinking of some crooked idea again?"

"No way! I'm a good person, and I specialize in doing good things!" Si Zhai said dissatisfiedly, and then changed into a bewitching tone of one or two businessmen: "Benefactor, have you heard of Amway?"

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(End of this chapter)