Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 11

On Lingshan, ten thousand Buddhas gathered together just to watch a monkey...Of course, not watching a monkey show.

Monkey Si Zhai was sitting upright, patted aside the little hand that was touching his thigh, and gave that person a brain break by the way, looked at the Buddhas, and started pyramid selling... Ah no, preaching.

"Everyone! Do you know Amway?" Si Zhai's voice was loud, and all the Buddhas looked confused.

"Ahem, it seems that everyone doesn't know, but it doesn't matter! Everyone has Wukong, Wukong will tell you what Amway is!" Si Zhai pointed to the south and asked, "Do you know where it is?"

The Buddhas subconsciously asked, "Where?"

Si Zhai slapped his thigh: "Nanchan Buzhou!"

The Buddhas: "Oh—so?"

Si Zhai looked at the Buddhas with a smile: "Since everyone knows that Nanchanbuzhou is there, do you know where it is?" Without waiting for the Buddhas to answer, he said: "People in Nanchanbuzhou are greedy for lust and happy for misfortunes. More killing and more fighting, just like the so-called fierce field of tongue, a sea of ​​right and wrong!" After speaking, Si Zhai read the original Journey to the West in the space, and gave him a thumbs up.

The Tathagata Buddha at the head looked very indifferent, and said casually: "Then what does this have to do with the 'Amway' you mentioned?"

"Of course it is related! The relationship is getting bigger!" Si Zhai said with a broken heart: "You are all great existences representing light, justice, and justice. Under your governance, we in Xiniu Hezhou will neither be greedy nor kill, and nourish our spirit. Although Qianling is supremely true, everyone has a solid lifespan. It can be called a model in the world, and even Dongsheng Shenzhou can't compare with it!" Give Xiaopo another thumbs up!

"So, why do you guys have the heart to still have such a smoky and evil place in the lower world!" The evil leader Si Zhai said righteously: "Therefore, I think it is necessary to reform and educate Nanchan Buzhou. I call this process ' Amway'! Amway, they reform their mistakes, Amway, they do good deeds every day, Amway, they dedicate their hearts to Buddha! Well, the main thing is to dedicate their heart to Buddha!"

The Tathagata Buddha finally became interested, and looked at Si Zhai with a smile: "What Wukong said makes sense, so what do you think is the right way to do this?"

Si Zhai sweated a lot. In the previous part of Nanchan Buzhou, he robbed Ren Tathagata's lines. He can't rob the lines here. If he robs Tathagata again, he won't be annoyed!Quickly said: "Wukong is stupid, this matter still needs to be arranged by the Buddha!"

Tathagata Buddha nodded with satisfaction, and said forcefully: "Since this is the case, I have an idea. Here I have a collection of "Dharma" to talk about the sky; a collection of "Lun" to talk about the earth; a collection of "Sutras" to save ghosts. There are a total of 35 volumes in the Tripitaka, including 140 volumes, which are the scriptures of cultivation and the door of righteousness. I wanted to send them to the East, but the people there were stupid, slandered the truth, and did not understand the purpose of my method Yes, I have neglected this kind of authentic Buddhism. So I want to find a man with high magic power, and go to the east to find a pious man, let him go through thousands of mountains, ask thousands of waters, and know the treasure of scriptures, so I came Seeking the scriptures everywhere, passing them on to the east forever, and persuading all living beings, this is a great blessing and a good deed deep in the sea. Who would go for it?"

The Guanyin Bodhisattva who was sitting on the side heard this and was about to get up, but there was someone who was faster than her, and it was Si Zhai.It stands to reason that the next plot is indeed Guanyin's role, but the group of four who learn scriptures at this time is different from the development after 500 years. If it was destroyed, Si Zhai could only snatch the role of Guanyin.

Si Zhai looked remorseful, and said remorsefully: "Wukong beat up millions of heavenly soldiers this time, and also released the three holy mothers of the heavens. I have always regretted it afterwards, so I hope the Buddha can give Wukong a chance to reform. Telling Wukong to find that pious person and try his best to keep him safe all the way will also be considered as a solution to my karma!"

Hearing Si Zhai's words, the Tathagata Buddha pondered for a long time, then glanced at the loli who had been sticking out her head from behind the sky and staring at him, finally nodded and said: "It's okay, I hope this time I can get you Grind that hostility!"

"Thank you, Buddha, for making it perfect!" Si Zhai bowed gratefully, and then said: "Then Wukong will go first!"

"Wait a minute!" Tathagata Buddha called Si Zhai to stop, and scolded with a smile: "You hozen, you really have a monkey temper, you are so anxious!"

The Tathagata Buddha ordered Anuo and Kasyapa to take out a collar of "brocade cassock" and a "nine-ringed tin staff", and said to Si Zhai, "This cassock and tin staff can be used by those who learn Buddhist scriptures. If he is determined to come here , wear my cassock, and avoid reincarnation; hold my tin staff, and will not be poisoned."

After taking the cassock and tin staff, Si Zhai was in a daze for a while, until Xiao Po read the original plot to him in the space, and then remembered the Tathagata gave Guanyin the cassock, and looked at the Tathagata Buddha expectantly.

Sure enough, the Tathagata Buddha took out three more hoops, handed them to Si Zhai and said, "The name of this treasure is 'Tight Hoops'. Although there are three of them, they are just used in different ways. I have 'Gold, Tight, and Forbidden'. Three incantations. If you encounter a monster with great powers on the road, you need to persuade him to learn well and become an apprentice with that person who learns from the scriptures. If he refuses to obey, you can put this hoop on his head, and the flesh will naturally take root. Put the corresponding incantation Just thinking about it, my eyes are swollen and my head hurts, and my forehead is cracked, discipline him to come into my door!"

"Thank you, Buddha!" ​​Si Zhai excitedly accepted the three tights, shouted to leave, and hurriedly carried the three holy mothers who had been coveting his thigh, and walked out of Daleiyin Temple in a hurry, fearing that the Tathagata Buddha would take this Baby is going back.

Seeing that Lori who had been hiding behind the big book was finally taken away by Si Zhai, all the Buddhas breathed a sigh of relief.Nima, that period of time just now was the torture of the [-]th floor of hell. Hu Zou and the others couldn't keep silent when they heard that monkey talking nonsense there, and they had to watch their noses, noses, mouths, and other things. Go somewhere, that fake loli suddenly popped out from behind the big book and stared at you. This girl looks like a harmless loli, but no one here knows that this is the one who just finished beating her. A lunatic with millions of heavenly soldiers, being watched quietly by this crazy woman, is going to kill me!

The only two people present who were not affected were Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva and Tathagata Buddha. Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva looked at Tathagata, and asked with some doubts: "Why did Buddha entrust such important things to that monkey head? And give him such a treasure. Don't be afraid that he will take it." run away?"

"You don't understand!" Tathagata Buddha looked into the distance with a smile, and said inexplicably, "This monkey has finally matured!"

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But it was said that Si Zhai happily took the Three Holy Mothers away from Daleiyin Temple, seeing no one around, he quickly took out the three tights from the mustard space, held them in his hands and looked at them lovingly.After a long while, seeing the Third Holy Mother who was approaching his thigh little by little on the ground, she gave a wicked smile and put a hoop on her head.

But to Si Zhai's disappointment, after he recited the magic spell for a long time, the girl didn't respond at all, and she still firmly approached his thigh.

Helpless, Si Zhai reached out to take it off.Unexpectedly, a small hand took the tight band off first.Then Si Zhai saw San Shengmu holding the tight hoop and looked at it, just when Si Zhai thought she had researched some new way to play, he saw this guy put the tight hoop to his mouth and ate it crunchily.

"Crackling, it's really unpalatable! Bah, bah, bah!" San Shengmu frowned and spit out the chewed pieces of the tights in front of Si Zhai's eyes, just like spit out a piece of chewing gum.

Si Zhai: ...Damn it, I feel like I'm going to have a cerebral hemorrhage! ! !
　ps: There are four quotes from the original text of "Journey to the West" in this chapter, and some friends may have seen it.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)