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Chapter 15 The So-Called Master-Apprentice

Si Zhai patted the shoulder of Zhu Shixing who had been renamed Tang Seng (due to the late stage of lazy cancer of the author, he will be renamed Tang Seng in the future), and said earnestly: "Sao Nian, you know why I don't let you use the identity of Zhu Shixing, use this Identity is just doing it!"

Tang Seng's indifferent face ￢_￢

"Benefactor, does this little monk have any grudge against you?"

Si Zhai: "No enmity! Didn't we just meet?"

Tang Seng kept reminding himself: We can't beat this monkey, so calm down!calm!
But he still wanted to slap a brick on his face and swell it!
"No hatred, why did you hurt me like this!"

Si Zhai thought about it seriously: "Well, is it necessary for the plot?"

"what?"

"Don't care about these details!" Si Zhai's big brother patted Tang Seng like a boy: "Think about it, you have met countless people along the way, and no one can say whether you will offend them! You use your real identity, and you will be able to come to me." Sometimes people can't think about it, so they ran all the way to the Central Plains and gave your whole family to that, it's different if you use a false identity, who knows who you are, don't you think?"

Listening to this explanation, Tang Seng frowned and thought for a while, and said to himself: "It makes sense, but this false identity is too..."

"Oh, why do you care about these details? Don't you know what the father and mother with this false identity are like? Whoever introduces himself to others also mentions his parents? It's not a household registration check!"

Tang Seng was dissatisfied: "Then you still tell me about his family background? Isn't this against me!"

Si Zhai curled his lips: "Some people with obsessive-compulsive disorder like to check their household registration when they introduce themselves. I'm not afraid that I won't be able to tell the whole story. He feels awkward!"

Tang Seng, a patient with advanced obsessive-compulsive disorder, coughed uncomfortably, and changed the subject: "Ah, what, oh, by the way, I forgot to ask, what is the name of the benefactor?"

"Oh, I forgot to tell you, my name is Sun Wukong, and I will be your apprentice from now on, master! Please be respected by my apprentice!"

Si Zhai spoke in a dignified manner, and Tang Seng, who hadn't realized it yet, subconsciously wanted to help, but unexpectedly, Si Zhai cupped his hands and didn't even make a gesture of kneeling.

Tang Seng stretched out his hand in the air: ...

It took a while to react,

Tang Seng, who has never had a junior in the hall for ten thousand years, suddenly has an apprentice. What should I say?

I also have apprentices!

Although it's a monkey...

And tied me to a tree...

And set fire to me...

Well, I still don't want to...

"Teacher, since you are a goblin, what skills do you have?"

"Report to master, my disciple, I can't do anything except hold my thigh, and I will rely on you to take care of me on the way!"

Tang Seng: ...

Si Zhai suggested: "Master, shall we go buy a horse first?"

"Why buy a horse?"

Si Zhai: "The plot needs... no, just ride on the road!"

Tang Seng looked impatient: "Huh? Don't you know how to fly? You can take me to Tianzhu directly. Why do you spend so much effort?"

Si Zhai: ...I finally know why Tathagata demoted you!

In the end, the master and the apprentice still bought a horse because Si Zhai lied that his cloud-soaring technique was not effective at all times.

Then Tang Seng decisively bought a horse.

on the way,
"Master, the apprentice is tired, can you come down first and let me go up to ride?"

Tang Seng: "... I just rode for less than a quarter of an hour!"

Si Zhai is like a wronged little monkey: "Shouldn't the master take care of the apprentice?"

Tang Seng got off his horse in a hurry: "Apprentice, I am not tired of being a teacher, you can go up and ride first!"

"Okay, thank you master!"

After two hours,
"Wu...Wukong, you...you come down first, let me go up and rest...can you rest for a while?"

"Huh? No!" Si Zhai on horseback resolutely refused: "I've been riding for less than two hours! Tired so soon? How weak! How dare you go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures!"

Tang Seng, who was as tired as a dead dog: ... I really have been cursed for eight lifetimes!
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Since the roads to Tianzhu were not all official roads, the two of them entered the mountains and forests within a few days of walking.At this time, Si Zhai, who had been sluggish all the time, suddenly regained his energy, rolled off the horse, and startled Tang Seng, who was squatting on the stone beside him and panting heavily.

"Let's go, you ride the horse, I'll lead the horse!"

Tang Seng walked towards the horse while beating his shoulders and waist, and asked in confusion: "The sun is coming out from the west today? Why don't you come and lie on the horse's back?"

Si Zhai just smiled without saying a word.

Afterwards, Si Zhai led the horse further and further into the forest, this time even Tang Seng, an ignorant person, could see that something was wrong.

"Wukong, in this deep mountain and old forest, the deeper you go, the more snakes, insects, tigers and leopards..."

Roar! ! !
...is there a lot...

Seeing the eye-catching colorful tiger that suddenly jumped in front of their eyes, Tang Seng was stunned, and wanted to run when he realized it, but found that the horse was being led by Si Zhai, and he couldn't go at all!

"Wukong, let go of the rein quickly, let's run!"

Si Zhai looked at him strangely: "Master, why don't you go up and kill him?"

"..." Tang Seng: I'll fuck your uncle!

Seeing that the two people in front of him didn't run or make trouble when they saw him, but chatted in front of him, the tiger was also very confused, so he hurriedly roared a few times to remind each other to show his presence.

Then Si Zhai swung it with a stick: "What's the noise! ​​Didn't you see that we were talking about something important?"

call!
A strong wind blows!
I saw that big tiger that was screaming happily just now was smashed flat by the golden cudgel.

Tang Seng looked at the tiger and then at Si Zhai, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said cautiously, "Why don't you become a master?"

"Hey——" Si Zhai drew a long tone, and said in disgust: "No, it's so troublesome!"

Tang Seng: ...Suddenly want to go back to be my Wannian waiter
In the next few days, Si Zhai had another convulsion, and finally got out of the mountain forest, instead of taking the official road, he chose to take a small road next to him.Not to mention detours, the road is not easy to walk.

But the arms can't break the thighs, and I have to express my heart to the apprentice Huazhai Master Tang every day/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~
On this day, because there were so few people on the small road, the master and apprentice hadn't eaten for three days.

Tang Seng sat on the ground weakly, and looked enviously at the grazing horse: "Sometimes, people are not as comfortable as animals. Just like now, we are all hungry, but it only needs grass!"

While picking up firewood, Si Zhai nodded in agreement: "That's right, there's a good saying, 'it's rare to be confused'! This person, the more confused he lives, the easier it is for him to be satisfied and happy. If it were a beast It's the same with the body, just like that pig, just know how to eat and sleep every day, eat and sleep, and don't think about being eaten, it's a lifetime of freedom!"

Tang Seng had an epiphany caused by Si Zhai's rude words, and fell into deep thought there, until it was getting late and the cool wind blew, which woke him up.

Tang Seng tightened his clothes and sighed: "Oh, I didn't expect that you monkey looks vulgar, but you are quite destined to Buddha...What the hell are you holding in your hand!?"

Si Zhai held an oversized roast leg in his hand, put it to his mouth and tore off a piece of meat, chewed and chewed, chewed and chewed: "Horse leg." As he spoke, he turned the other one that was still roasting on the fire. the horse's legs so that they heat evenly.

Tang Seng saw that there was only a skeleton horse left except for these two legs, and he was immediately annoyed: "It has been with us for so long no matter what, you can eat whatever you want, you monkey is too ruthless! Eat it, I won't eat it!"

While biting the horse's leg, Si Zhai looked at him strangely: "When did I tell you to eat it?" He turned around and turned the horse's leg quietly.

Tang Seng: ...

(End of this chapter)