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Chapter 16 Nightmare
Regarding the question of why, as an aquatic creature, he had to marry a fire unicorn as his wife, Ao Run's answer was: getting drunk was a mistake.

"Did you fuck her girl?" Si Zhai looked at Ao Run with contempt.

Ao Run hurriedly waved his hands: "No way, my wife beats us both alone, and her strength is beyond the charts when she is drunk. How can I beat her!"

Si Zhai suddenly remembered that drunk man who hit men with a bottle of wine loved Nestle but not coffee.

"I'm actually the one being raped..." Ao Run said a very shameful thing with a shy face.

Looking at Ao Run's little daughter-in-law with a look of reminiscence, Si Zhai suddenly didn't want to know about his love history. It can be imagined that it must be very simple and rude.

Si Zhai looked at the joyous little white dragon grilled below, and suddenly asked: "Does your lady dote on little white dragon?"

Ao Run nodded: "Well, after all, Xiaobailong is the only child among our children who has inherited her Qilin fire. The other children are like me, mainly water-based, and can only use a little dragon's breath at most."

The dragon's breath is the kind of flame that Ao Run spewed from his nose when he burned Tang Monk's pants. It belongs to the innate instinct of the dragon clan, but its intensity is far less than that of the Qilin fire.

Si Zhai said: "Does that mean that if he wanted to go to land, your lady agreed?"

Ao Run frowned: "Well, I should agree... Hey, do you have a way to let him go up?"

Si Zhai smiled: "Try it and you will know."

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Friends who have read carefully at the beginning of the article should have guessed that Si Zhai is the manager of an online adult goods store. In addition to selling various props that everyone knows, his store also sells some books.

Different from the notebooks on the market that were copied from pictures on the Internet, these notebooks were all drawn by Si Zhai himself. They are full of prehistoric power and high-quality benefits. They belong to the best-selling items in the store and are also the main source of income for the online store.

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Therefore, besides being the store manager of the online store, Si Zhai is also a very good cartoonist, but he only draws for the customers of the online store, and everyone should understand the reason, just like **** does not allow *** works CCTV has a reason.

After coming to this world, Si Zhai only drew a notebook once, and it was for the Three Virgins. Of course, he definitely did not draw according to her request. You guys are overthinking it.

Although not as dirty as the books read by the Holy Mother, the things drawn by the old driver Si Zhai are not very pure.The San Shengmu, who was hooked by the book (especially the content of the book) she had never seen before, gritted her teeth and thought for a while, but she still endured the strong symptoms of seeing the light and dying, and helped him go to the west to support his back.

Now, this is the second time Si Zhai has drawn a book for non-customers... No, it's not really a book, he just drew one picture, in full color.

Si Zhai took the picture to look for Xiao Bailong, this brat is now chasing the crab general to play a game of grilling crabs, looking at the crab general who can only run sideways, Si Zhai thinks it is quite interesting.

But Si Zhai still couldn't make it to the end, because he suddenly remembered that he had eaten and drank here in the past two days and lived comfortably, and he forgot about Tang Seng.He has been up there alone for two days, and if he doesn't finish this matter, it will be so easy.

Si Zhai pinched Xiao Bailong's shoulder to stop him, and said with a smile, "Nephew, I'll show you something new, do you want to see it?"

Although Xiaobailong has lived for thousands of years (I can't even imagine how the shrimp soldiers and crab generals survived these thousands of years), he is still a child at heart, with bright eyes: "What is it?"

Si Zhai smiled and handed him the picture.

"Wow! What is this! It's so cool!" Xiaobailong stared at the picture on the paper. It painted a creature that looked like a horse but not a horse. His eyes were two groups of flames, his body was covered with crimson lines like magma, and there were groups of flames under his four hooves.

"This thing is called a nightmare."

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Si Zhai led the little white dragon to the land, and he fooled him by saying that as long as he accompanied them to learn scriptures and jumped into the Dragon Transformation Pond, he would be able to evolve into a nightmare, and then he fooled the child up.

As for what will happen when the little white dragon jumps into the dragon pool after learning the scriptures?Oh, the original book says that it will become the eight dragons.

"Wukong, you're back...hey, who is this kid?"

Not long after Si Zhai and Xiao Bailong landed, Tang Seng emerged from behind a rock, but he had already found other pants from his luggage to wear.

Si Zhai looked him up and down, tsk tsk: "You're not dead yet?"

Tang Seng: ...This unlucky apprentice!

"This is Little White Dragon, the third prince of the Jade Dragon of the West Sea. I will use it as a mount for you in the future. You can ride as you please!"

Si Zhai's tone was very casual, but Tang Seng was not calm at all, and pulled Si Zhai aside: "You said this child is the third prince of the Dragon Clan?" At this time, the little white dragon did not turn into a white dragon horse because there was no Avalokitesvara on stage. , the human form is just a child.

Si Zhai nodded, and asked again: "Why, do you think it's a child who dare not ride? It's okay, at worst, he will turn into a dragon!"

"Oh, that's not the case! He's the Dragon Prince, how dare I ride!"

Why are you afraid to ride?Obviously, after hundreds of years, I rode all the way.

The little white dragon over there just came ashore and seemed to be very curious about everything. He was looking at Tang Seng curiously, and Si Zhai felt that he was probably wondering if this thing could be burned.Seeing Xiao Bailong staring at him, Tang Seng quickly smiled at him and said hello: "Hello, Your Royal Highness, poor monk Tang Seng."

Then he pulled Si Zhai aside and whispered, "Why don't you let him ride me?"

Si Zhai: ￢_￢

You are enough!

Tang Seng's face is almost completely lost by you!

In the end, no one rode anyone else (why did this sentence feel so awkward), and Tang Seng carried the luggage on his back, and the group set off on the road.

The next few days passed in a blissful trance, Si Zhai expressed that he was very tired, he finally understood why Ao Run was so resolute in killing his relatives righteously - this guy is an arsonist! !
Three days a small fire, seven days a big fire.Si Zhai felt that it was a waste of talent to ask Ya to learn scriptures. This kind of person should be thrown to the Taishang Laojun to burn the boiler. What a professional counterpart!

As the strongest supporting role in Journey to the West, Tang Seng, he has only one talent and skill from the beginning to the end: Xiaoqiang, the kind that can't be beaten to death.So even though Xiao Bailong kept setting fire to play, he was only burned with his eyebrows and clothes.

Well, Master Tang is currently in a state of streaking, and Si Zhai feels that if this continues, Tang Seng will probably become that kind of exhibitionist. I heard that most people with psychopaths are caused by psychological hints.

For the sake of his own eyes in the future, Si Zhai took out an iron ring from the mustard space after serious consideration.

"Nephew, I'll give you something to play with!"

(End of this chapter)