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Chapter 21 Become a master...

On this day, the five-person group of Sizhai's Buddhist scriptures met the four-person group of cheating fathers in Journey to the West-Lishan Old Mother, Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, Manjusri Bodhisattva, and Guanyin Bodhisattva.That's right, it's the scene where the Four Saints manifested. There are men and women in the group of four, and the cute-looking "girl" is accidentally drawn. It's so sad!
I remember the original story line of Journey to the West, Brother Zhu was attracted by all four of them, and Si Zhai didn't even know how he could still see women getting hard after knowing the truth.

Embarrassing just thinking about it!
Then Si Zhai looked at the group of four facing each other with some embarrassment, and said in a low voice, "Uh, now that it's like this, there's no need to try it."

At this time, the five-member group of Buddhist scriptures:

Si Zhai (Sun Wukong) is not close to women because of his practice of immortality;
Zhu Bajie?Brother Zhu was thinking of his wife sadly again, without even looking at the group of four;
Drifting stared blankly at Tang Seng wearing the mouth-binding ball, drooling;
Little white dragon rolling on the ground: play with fire, play with fire!I do not care!I'm going to set fire to it!
Tang Monk...Master Tang was trembling with fear from Drifting Monk, and he didn't even notice that there were four more beauties on the scene.

The group of four scratching their heads and posing: ...there is a subtle feeling of beeping the dog
The group of four coughed, and pretended to leave again, without taking a cloud with them.

Si Zhai looked at the four people going away, and suddenly felt that he had forgotten something, so he took out the guide and looked at it: "Wuzhuang Temple... ginseng fruit!?"

Si Zhai burst into tears and Erkang held his hands: Sister Guanyin——

Although he really wanted to sing "Wait 1 Minute", Si Zhai still discussed with Xiao Po realistically: "Xiao Po, why don't you go to Wuzhuang Temple next, although I really want to taste the ginseng fruit taste, but I have to die to taste it!"

Xiao Po squeezed his eyes, stretched out his thumb and said cutely: "Isn't he the ancestor of the Earth Immortal, Xiao Po believes in the master~~"

"I don't believe it!" Si Zhai broke down, and suddenly remembered something: "Xiao Po, why don't you give me a cheat? Look, I came to this world and got nothing except god-level mechanism skills." what!"

The little baby said in a milky voice: "As the protagonist of the plane, he is already the biggest gold finger. Besides, Sun Wukong is already considered the top combat power in the Journey to the West plane. It would be a bit too open to play again! Uh, but If you go to a more common plane in the future, I can give you more cheats!"

"But that's Zhen Yuanzi! It's almost comparable to that old monster of Taishang Laojun!"

Xiao Po didn't care and said: "It's okay, Taishang Laojun didn't kill Monkey King, let alone Zhen Yuanzi? Believe in yourself!"

Si Zhai: ...So where did you get the trust of the fans!

In the end, Si Zhai and his party arrived at Wuzhuang Temple. Si Zhai's idea was: At worst, we will leave after eating the ginseng fruit given by the two fairy boys.

I don't know if it's because the plot master is too powerful, or Zhen Yuanzi just likes to play this game. When they came, Zhen Yuanzi "just happened" not to be there.Si Zhai is speechless, you watch your fruit trees die!

Since Si Zhai and the others usually turned into mortals on the road, and Si Zhai had given some instructions before they came, although they were still different from ordinary people, they did not offend the two fairies who were guarding the door.

Then he entered the main hall, Tang Seng didn't know how to see things, so he started to make troubles. Pointing to the word "Heaven and Earth" hanging directly above, he said very unpleasantly: "Xiantong, why don't your family enshrine Sanqing and Siqing?" The emperor, the rulers of Luotian, only serve the word 'heaven and earth' as ​​incense?"

The fairy boy named Qingfeng smiled triumphantly, and said: "To tell you the truth, the holy monk, the ones above these two words are worthy of courtesy; the ones below..."

"My master is awesome, what do you want to offer! Just like you, you know it all day long!" After being fierce to Tang Seng, Si Zhai turned around and smiled again: "Oh, my master I'm so ignorant, I'm so sorry!"

Qingfeng: ... No... I just wanted to borrow the donkey from the slope, and tell my master to pretend to be a coward, did you make it?

In the end, the two fairies angrily went down to get the ginseng fruit under Si Zhai's unclear gaze.

After about a quarter of an hour, the two fairies brought up a alchemy plate with a diameter of nearly one meter. The little boy named Mingyue said: "This thing is a ginseng fruit. It blooms every 3000 years, bears fruit every 3000 years, and then bears fruit after another 3000 years." Only when it is ripe, it takes 1 years to eat it. If a person gets this fruit and smells it, he will live 360 ​​years; if he eats one, he will live for 7000 years!"

After finishing speaking, the two looked proudly at the surprised faces of the crowd, and retreated in satisfaction.

As soon as the two left, Si Zhai immediately removed the red cloth covering it, revealing the ginseng fruit, tsk tsk, it really looked like the two babies, rosy in white, tender, warm to the touch, and tender. She can blink her eyes, and even smash her mouth... Nima, this is a real baby!
The ginseng fruit that Si Zhai touched bit his finger——

"Ahhh - this guy has become a genius!!"

Click!

Tang Seng broke off the calf of another ginseng fruit, gnawed it, and asked strangely, "Where did the fairy come from?"

"Fuck, I've died! Master Tang, what are you doing, don't you see that this is alive!? You are a monk, how can you talk about it!"

Click!Tang Seng took another bite and said indifferently: "Huh? Didn't those two fairies say that this is fruit! And eating one can live for 7000 years. Idiots don't eat it!" Li Sizhai, gnawed on the ginseng fruit, and the strange thing was that the ginseng fruit still had that orgasm expression on his face.

Damn, this ginseng fruit painting style is wrong, I want to return it!
Before Si Zhai could pull out the life fruit in his hand, Drifting threw Tang Seng aside, picked up the half-eaten life fruit, and stuffed it into his mouth—it couldn’t go in...

Sha Wujing looked at Si Zhai with snot and tears all over his face.

Si Zhai was horrified by such a big man, so he suppressed his nausea and said, "Just this once, don't make another example!"

"Hmm!" Drifting nodded vigorously, and then Si Zhai loosened the ball of his mouth. This guy swallowed the ginseng fruit in one bite, and then looked eagerly at the ginseng fruit biting Si Zhai's finger. .

Si Zhai didn't give it to him right away, he looked at Zhu Bajie first, um, brother Zhu didn't seem very interested; then he looked at Xiao Bailong, he was very interested, but Si Zhai didn't like this guy, so he wouldn't give it to him!So I still fed the Drifting Monk.

Tang Seng who was thrown on the beam: I am here, apprentice, look at me, I want to eat even as a teacher!
Then Drifting, who swallowed the ginseng fruit in one gulp, looked at Si Zhai eagerly.Si Zhai gave him a chestnut: "It's good to let you eat two, don't make an inch here!" While talking, he tightened his mouth ball tightly, Drifting is not that stupid, he knows that resistance is useless , was honestly put on the mouth ball, but still grabbed Si Zhai's arm and acted coquettishly: "Ugh!"

"No! Hurry up and go back to your room to sleep, and I will beat you if you make noise!"

Si Zhai waved his fist, Drifting shook his head in fright, and went back to the room aggrieved.

Si Zhai glared at the little white dragon with a pitiful face: "What do you look at, you go back to my room to sleep, and I tell you, if you dare to set fire to me here, be careful that I will take your skin as a pawn." Lay down on the mattress!"

Xiao Bailong shivered, and hurried back to the room.

Only Si Zhai and Zhu Bajie were left. Just as Si Zhai was about to ask him if he would like something to eat, Brother Zhu went back to the room with a proud face.

Si Zhai scolded "Damn Tsundere", and went back to his room to sleep.

……

So does anyone still remember me?My name is Tang Seng, and I am here!Tang Monk hanging on the beam of the house burst into tears.

(End of this chapter)