Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 22

Si Zhai was woken up by screams, looking at the soaring flames and thick smoke, if he hadn't happened to see Brother Zhu, he really thought he had gone to the wrong set.

"What's going on?" Zhu Bajie asked Tang Seng, who had just been rescued from the beam, in his hand.

Si Zhai spread his hands: "Don't ask me, I just woke up too."

Tang Seng was still trembling because of his fear of heights, and his teeth chattered: "I... I... I know! Yes... Yes... Little Bailong and Drifting did it. Before I saw it, they took advantage of you to fall asleep. Run to the backyard!"

"Huh?" Si Zhai was stunned for a moment, and when he realized it, he broke out in a cold sweat, and rushed to the backyard in a hurry.

I saw that an ancient tree nearly [-] meters high in the courtyard fell to one side, its roots were scattered and its branches were broken, and the raging fire surrounded the whole tree.The Drifting Monk was angrily shoveling the roots of the tree, while the little white dragon was excitedly blowing fire around the tree.

Si Zhai swallowed: "This...this can't be..."

"Ginseng fruit tree!" The two fairy boys rushed over, their eyes were red when they saw this scene, and they glared at Si Zhai and the others: "You bastards! You are not satisfied with ginseng fruit, and you even destroyed the ginseng fruit tree You wait, my master will definitely crush you when he comes back!"

Si Zhai raised his hand: "Oh no, little brother, this is... yes..." After a long time, Si Zhai didn't have the nerve to say that it was a misunderstanding, and stood there awkwardly scratching his paws.

"Oh, oh, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" The excited little white dragon over there sang "Little Apple" that Si Zhai usually sang and hummed on his way to learn Buddhist scriptures, and immediately gave Si Zhai his firepower. attracted to the past.Si Zhai beat up the two who were having a good time, and brought them to a convenient place to talk.

"You two are going to die! How did you make it like this! Especially you little Bailong, he is so stupid, what are you doing with me!"

The little white dragon, whose face was swollen like a pig's head, said aggrievedly: "Who told uncle not to give me fruit? I was so greedy, and it happened that I also wanted to eat it. We came together after we made up a plan. Unexpectedly, I couldn't pick this fruit no matter what, Sha Lengzi got annoyed and pulled up the tree, I just wanted to destroy the corpse!"

"Destroy your uncle!" Si Zhai slapped him hard on the head: "You just want to play with fire! Damn, if you don't set fire, there is still some hope of being rescued, but now you can't even think about it!"

Glancing at the two fairy boys who were anxiously circling around the ginseng fruit in the distance, Si Zhai coughed, and patted the shoulders of the two little white dragons with a serious face: "Elder brother, I'm in a hurry, you two stay here first Wait a minute!" After speaking, Si Zhai turned over in a somersault, leaving the two of them staring at each other in bewilderment.

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The old rascal Shakespeare once said, relying on your parents, you are at most a prince, relying on a woman, you are at most a son-in-law, but relying on yourself... Cough cough, what the hell are you beggars!
"Godmother~~Baby is back to see you~~" An extremely nasty voice came, and the three saints, who was lying on the monkey king's throne and watching the sky, slowly stretched out half of her head from the back of the book, and looked there one glance.

I saw Si Zhai and his wife holding a glass of juice, smiling obsequiously and handing it over.

Sanshengmu didn't speak, just took the juice and drank it, while staring at him with her big eyes without blinking.

After a long while, San ShengMu finished drinking the juice, put the cup in front of Si Zhai with a click, and read the little Huang Wen after returning to the big book without saying a word.

The thick-skinned Sizhai is also a little embarrassed, thinking about it, it seems that since the two of them met, he was the one who asked Sanshengmu for help, and finally agreed to give the drawing book, but he still remembered the last time San Shengmu was separated. The ruthless words from the Holy Mother—don't let her have the day of transformation.

"Yang Chan, I was wrong, can I make up the notebook that I owe you?" Si Zhai scratched his head and said a little embarrassedly.

The Three Virgins poked out their heads from the top of the sky with a blank expression, and lifted their chins on the big book, as if talking with a human head: "You want to ask me for help again?"

"Uh...no, there's nothing wrong with it, I just realized my conscience, and I'm afraid that you, a little girl, will cry wronged here!" Seeing the cold eyes of San Shengmu, Si Zhai didn't say anything after all. , Exiting the Water Curtain Cave with a haha.

"Master, don't be discouraged, we don't care if that violent woman doesn't help us!" Seeing that Si Zhai was not in a good mood, Xiao Po warmly comforted him: "Besides, there is still the Buddhist world. It is said to find Guanyin Bodhisattva!"

Si Zhai shook his head, pulled a piece of dog's tail grass from the ground and held it in his mouth: "The situation is different. Originally, who found the five-member group of Buddhist scriptures on the Journey to the West? It was Guanyin. She was originally a local snake in Nanchan Buzhou. Well, she should also be the one spreading the Dharma, but Tathagata didn’t give it to her. However, she is not too disadvantaged if she is given the errand of choosing the Buddhist scriptures. But now, the Buddhist scriptures are not her Not to mention, she wasn't the one who picked it, and all the good things happened to me. If she didn't have any grudges in her heart, I wouldn't believe it. It's hard to ask her for help!"

"Ah, then...then what should I do!" Xiao Po blamed himself a little: "If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't force the master to go, this is troublesome!"

Si Zhai waved his hands: "It's not your fault, I didn't expect such a thing to happen at first, should it be said that the will of the world is hard to disobey?" Si Zhai spat out the foxtail grass and clapped his hands: "Oh, let's take one step at a time! "

For the next two days, Si Zhai continued to draw in his notebook without eating or sleeping. However, he did not draw according to San Shengmu's preference, but based on his memory, he drew a full-length 18x manga "Cinderella Selling Meat" that I read in modern times. down.

Although the body of the immortal is amazing, and his hands are more dexterous after mastering the god-level mechanism, Si Zhai still didn't finish the painting in two days, only halfway through the painting.

After handing the thick stack of books to Old Baiyuan and asking him to hand it over to the Three Holy Mothers, Si Zhai hurried back to Wuzhuang Temple without further delay.

When Si Zhai came back, Zhen Yuanzi had already returned, but it seemed that he had not been back for a long time, and he was listening to the two fairy boys who stayed behind to watch the gate with a livid face.

"Master, it was the red-haired monk and the little white-faced monk who did it. One of them cut down the tree, and the other set it on fire!" Qingfeng pointed at the Drifting Monk and the little white dragon, his face full of anger.

Mingyue also said angrily: "Master, these people are really ungrateful. They ate our ginseng fruit and destroyed our tree! That Monkey King ran away, what a coward!"

"Hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately! Who ran away!" Si Zhai Shi suddenly fell to the ground, and first bowed to the middle-aged man who was a fairy: "Little monk, Sun Wukong, see you!" Daoist Yuanzi Guozhen!"

Seeing Si Zhai, Zhen Yuanzi's eyes flickered, and he asked, "Can you admit what you have done?"

The evidence is solid, can it be done without admitting it?Si Zhai rubbed his nose and was about to speak when Tang Seng called out.

"Master Dao, we didn't do this! It was your two apprentices who were greedy for ginseng fruit. Not only did they eat our share, but they also ate up the tree. When I destroyed the tree afterwards, I was caught by the waiters. , This is the blame on us!"

Fuck, what did this guy say! ?

Si Zhai looked at Tang Seng's righteous face, and suddenly felt like ten thousand llamas passing by: The monks who agreed to not tell lies?You made up this lie too much!

However, Xiao Bailong and Drifting also echoed, one kept saying "Yes, yes, it's the two of them who did it", and the other just nodded "Ahhh".

Si Zhai covered his face, he was going to die!Master Tang's trick is also successful for other people, but this Zhenyuanzi is good at divination. Before the incident on Journey to the West happened, he felt that something was wrong with his tree, so he asked his disciples to guard against Sun Wukong and others. Now Everything happened, and it can be calculated that they were the ones who did it!
Sure enough, Zhen Yuanzi looked at Si Zhai with a gloomy face: "What about you, what do you want to say?"

Si Zhai thought for a while, then shrugged his shoulders: "There's nothing to say, let them go, I did this!"

　PS: "AKB49" Xiaoshi will push it all his life.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)