Pick up a system to cross

Chapter 6
"Cicada, it's time to eat!"

A small head slowly protruded from the back of a large book that was half the height of a person. The long white hair like snow hangs lazily on the ground, but the immature and lovely face has a pair of indifferent eyes.The white-haired loli glanced at the person with a blank expression, snatched the food box away, and then quickly retracted it behind the book. There was a burst of rice grains flying and gobbling, and empty plates came out from behind the book. Throwing it out, it was hitting the comer on the head.

The person who came was about eight feet tall, with a tiger's back and a wolf's waist, a young man with an imposing manner.But he showed the expression of a perverted uncle in the subway, and whenever a plate or bone hit his body, he would make goosebumps.

Suddenly, a disc hit the young man again, and was bounced off like other discs, but this disc bounced in a different direction. After hitting the young man's head, it bounced high, and then jumped over the young man's head straight down—

"Ow—"

There was a miserable bark, and then a small fat poodle rolled out from behind the young man roundly, clutching its small nose that was hit and howling uncontrollably.

Hearing the barking of the dog, the movement behind the book stopped, and the sound of rice grains and vegetables flying and gobbling stopped immediately, and then I saw the white-haired Loli poking her head out from behind the book.There were some grains of rice on her baby's fat face, and half a chicken leg was still dangling in her mouth. Her cold eyes were no longer indifferent, and she looked at the person who was shining with longing - the little fat poodle next to her.

"Dog!"

Loli's voice is soft and waxy, making people want to hold her in their arms and love her.

Seeing this, the young man spurted two waterfalls of nosebleeds from his nose, and then stretched out his claws to the little fat dog next to him without saying a word.

The little fat poodle next to it stopped rolling after the girl said "dog", and then trembled all over, holding its head with its tail between its legs, as if recalling some bad memories.Seeing its master stretching out its claws to it now, without saying a word, it rushed out like a wild dog that had lost its rein.

The speed of the little fat dog is not commensurate with its figure at all, it is as fast as a white shooting star, and after a while there is only a small white spot in the distance of vision, but the perverted young man is still calm, he raised his hand, and his arm moved in an incredible way. The speed stretched and caught up.After a while, he lifted the little fat dog back by the back of the neck.

The little fat dog's ears and limbs are drooping, his two big black eyes are full of tears, his small mouth is shriveled, and he looks aggrieved and desperate to see himself being sent to Lolita by the dog's owner. in the arms.

And that loli's eyes became wild the moment she received the little fat dog, and she quickly pressed the little fat dog in her arms and rubbed it lovingly, then she hugged the little fat dog whose hair had become messy. After returning to the book.

"Aw—woof—woo woo—"

After a burst of dog barking and rice grains and vegetable leaves flying together, the big book was finally staggered and fell down, revealing a person and a dog behind the book with a bang.I saw that the already fat little white dog had his mouth full of food such as chicken legs, steamed buns, steamed cakes, etc., and Loli still put a braised carp in braised sauce that was longer than the little fat dog's body with chopsticks with a look of fanaticism. , Stuff it into the little fat dog's mouth.

The little fat dog stared at its master pitifully with eyes full of tears, and almost had the words "Get me away from this crazy woman" written on his face.

"Pfft!"

The majestic-looking master sprayed nosebleeds again, it seemed that there was no hope.

Chicken fly dog ​​jump, chicken fly dog ​​jump...

Si Zhai turned his head away and stopped watching this "tragic" scene.

Yes, Si Zhai was watching all this, although he had to add the word "secretly" before "watching".

Now that he knew that there was a person named Sanshengmu in Journey to the West at this time, he planned to come to Huashan to study and see if he could release Sanshengmu, so that Heaven could worry about one more person, and his pressure would be less.But I didn't expect to find such a scene of dogs, men, and women blindly all the way.

The dog, man, and woman are none other than Xiaotiangou, Erlangshen, and Chen Xiang's wife Sanshengmu!
And what surprised Si Zhai even more was that the big book turned out to be the legendary magic weapon of law: Tiantiao, the strongest sealing magic weapon refined by ancestor Hongjun from the lawful force from the origin of chaos. Directly suppressing the cultivation base of a saint or below into an ordinary person, the power is terrifying!
But this is not a problem, the most unbearable thing is...

Sanshengmu is a dead house loli?Well said Yujie!You are not a domineering sister, you can be a good wife and mother, the legend of the hero who saves the beauty, just like this, you have turned it into a bedtime fairy tale with a lost little friend coming out of the mountain! ! !
Well, although Erlang Shen is a pervert\pervert girl control, and Xiaotiangou is a small fat poodle, which is also very annoying, but after all, I already know it in Monkey King's memory... No, Erlang God in Monkey King's memory is obviously an iceberg face OK! !And that little poodle, fart poodle, the one that bit Sun Wukong is not a dog at all, no matter what Si Zhai thinks, that creature in memory is more like a lion! ! !
Si Zhai shook his head, he could only lament that different people are treated differently, it's not human...well, a monkey is born like a coffee table.

At this time, the farce in the field fell into a strange state of stagnation after the big book of the Three Virgins fell. But the moment the big book fell down, his whole body stiffened, and then he slowly put down the Xiaotian dog in his hand, and quickly squatted down with his head in his arms. After a while, as if thinking of something, he quickly reached out to help the fallen book , Block yourself tightly.

Xiaotiangou, who had narrowly escaped death, had a round belly so that his four short legs could not reach the ground, but in order to escape from the source of danger, he quickly rolled out of the cave with his round body.

And the San Shengmu, who literally "died by seeing the light", after calming down her frightened heart, found that her beloved dog was missing, and immediately crossed the river and demolished the bridge.He quickly finished the remaining meals in the big food box that was half a head taller than her big book, and then threw the food box out fiercely, hitting Erlang Shen on the forehead.

Since Sanshengmu had the idea of ​​driving people away this time, she used a lot of strength, so Erlangshen also rolled out like his pet dog, and showed a face similar to what kind of tide Weirdly flushed.

boom!
There was a loud noise, and immediately after Erlang Shen was blasted out of the cave, a large stone gate fell from the cave entrance.I just don't know whether this stone gate was built for fear of San Shengmu escaping, or simply built by San Shengmu for the sake of peace of mind, but years of experience in guarding his own house still makes Si Zhai feel that the latter is more likely.

When he was thinking about this "mystery of the house" in a daze, Shimen had completely fallen, and Si Zhai finally came to his senses——

#麻马天上混下一个门(/≧▽≦)/#
#There are still a bunch of densely packed ghostly symbols that look like spells on the door????#
#...Baby can't go out#
#Pit monkey ah...#
(End of this chapter)