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Chapter 7 The truth turns out to be like this...

At this time, Si Zhai has been removed from the constraints of heaven, but he still feels that the whole world is popping pink bubbles: It's better to be a monkey...

The San Shengma next to her was playing with the heavenly chains she had just taken back, and asked casually, "Who do you think is looking for me?"

"Ah? Oh, Chen Xiang, Chen Xiang is looking for you."

Sanshengmu frowned slightly: "Agarwood? Who is it?"

"Huh?" Si Zhai was also surprised: "Your son, who else could it be!"

"Son? Where did I get my son?"

Si Zhai was stunned: "You and Liu Yanchang's son, isn't it because of this that you were sealed here by the Heavenly Court!"

"Liu Yanchang... Ah, you said that Liu Yanchang! Ah, I know him, I know him." Sanshengmu nodded, and then said: "That's not my son."

"Huh?" Si Zhai looked confused: What did this woman say?

San ShengMu scratched her head a little irritably, and messed up her long purple hair: "Hey, this matter is a bit complicated. Back then, Liu Yanchang couldn't think of jumping off a cliff with me. I saw that he looked like a monkey... Uh, anyway, I knocked him out and threw him in my temple. Later, he didn’t know what kind of dream he had, so he insisted that I slept him, isn’t that nonsense! Why don’t I be responsible for him? He gave birth to a litter of monkeys... No, boy. How could I give birth to him if I didn't sleep with him, but he made endless troubles. I broke off a petal and turned into a child... Is that child Chen Xiang?"

Si Zhai nodded blankly, and then decided: never believe in fairy tales again!
"Then since nothing happened, why did Heaven seal you here?"

San ShengMu curled her lips: "Let's spread rumors. It was nothing at all, but it became the saying that 'San ShengMu raped a mortal man and forced him to give birth to monkeys with her'. Based on the false accusation!"

Si Zhai took aside the hand of San ShengMu touching his thigh, and said with a blank expression, "I think it's quite grounded."

Si Zhai looked at Tiantiao who was being played by Sanshengmu, and said casually, "Can you control Tiantiao?"

"Yes, hehe, when the Jade Emperor used this thing to seal me back then, I was almost able to fuse with the Lotus Lantern. If I was not strong enough, I was sealed. After the fusion was completed, this thing became mine. The toy seems to be quite useful, and all the books in this world can be found on it!"

Is this why you read Xiaohuang/books with Tiantiao?

Although she felt that the thinking circuit of Sanshengmu was a bit different, Si Zhai had to obey her strength.The lotus lamp, according to legend, is the holy lotus of chaos transformed by the essence of chaos, which is stronger than the heavenly strip transformed by the lawful force.The Three Holy Mothers who merged with the Lotus Lantern are already very close to chaos. Except for Patriarch Hongjun, I am afraid that no one in the world can kill her.Presumably this is why she didn't even know his identity, so she just talked about herself with him so defenselessly.

but……

"So, why do you still pretend to be suppressed in this shitty place?"

Sanshengmu changed Tiantiao back into a big book again, and her appearance became a white-haired loli, her voice was soft and sticky: "Yi Lai stretches out his hands and eats to open his mouth, and there are books to read every day, what are you doing when you go out?"

It makes sense, I'm speechless! !
"Go out and find monkeys to play with!" Si Zhai threw out his trump card.

"Really!?" San Shengmu's eyes sparkled, and then she languished again: "But I feel that the little animals are very afraid of me..."

It's okay, I'm not afraid, just kiss and hug casually!Of course, the premise is that you become the beautiful big sister just now!
Si Zhai continued to fool around: "I am the Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain, follow me, there are monkeys to play with you!"

"Ah, you are that monkey. At that time, I heard that bastard Yang Jian said that he was fighting with you, and I even had a fight with him. Later, he stopped telling me, how stingy!" The Virgin wrinkled her nose and looked very cute.

"So, will you come with me?"

"Uh...then go take a look first?"

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"Children, I'm back, my lord!" Si Zhai stood proudly in the sky above Huaguo Mountain, his ocher red robe fluttering behind him: "See, this is brother's territory. Here, brother has the final say." !"

"Ah, so many monkeys!" San ShengMu stared at the group of monkeys below, with a trace of suspicious liquid dripping from the corner of her mouth.

Si Zhai and the Three Virgins landed on the ground, and the four old monkeys in the monkey group came up first, but they were the only four monkeys Si Zhai knew—the four generals of Sun Wukong: two monkeys with full backs, two horses with red legs monkey.

"Your Majesty!" When Monkey King was away, the four monkeys had been managing the affairs of Huaguo Mountain. Over the years, they had become much more stable, but their excited eyes still showed the excitement in their hearts. The oldest of the four monkeys, White Ape, He waved his hand behind him: "Children, come and pay respects to the King!"

The group of monkeys who had been watching from behind gathered around now, some were old people who were very excited to see Si Zhai, and some were young monkeys born in the past few years, scratching their hands and looking at him with slick eyes. Si Zhai was full of curiosity.

"I have seen the king!" The monkey group bowed in unison.

"Get up, get up!" Si Zhai laughed and fought with the group of monkeys for a while, but soon became familiar with them.

The Chijiri Horse Monkey is a pair of twins, and the one who was dubbed the handsome horse by Sun Wukong looked at the Three Holy Mothers who had been hiding behind the big book from time to time peeking out, and asked with some doubts: "My lord, who is this?"

"Oh, this is..."

"I am the godmother of your king!"

"Huh!?" Si Zhai stared at the girl who yelled and immediately retracted her head behind the book: "You tell me again!"

"Hmph, you are defeated, just say what you say!" Sanshengmu snorted coldly through the big book: "I am the godmother of your king, and you all have to listen to me from now on, and sleep with me every day... Oh, I was wrong , please return it to me, woo woo!"

Si Zhai teased her with the Tiantiao for a while, and then put the Tiantiao back in front of the Third Holy Mother who was about to turn black and transformed, and then said nonsense in a serious manner: "This is my daughter."

"What? Who is your daughter!"

"Huh? Chan'er, what did you say? My father didn't hear clearly." Si Zhai picked up the Tiantiao of the Three Virgins and asked with his ear.

"Woo, Dad, I was wrong... woo woo!"

Satisfied, Si Zhai put the Tiantiao back, and then said to the four monkeys with a serious face: "In the future, everyone who has little monkeys at home will be optimistic. Recently, there are more perverts, so pay attention!"

The four monkeys nodded ignorantly, then reacted, and asked in a hurry:
"Hey, this is the little princess? When did this happen, Your Majesty?"

"That's right, my lord, haven't you been suppressed under the Five Elements Mountain all these years?"

"My lord, you haven't said how you got here?"

Si Zhai coughed, and then started talking nonsense again: "This child, like me, jumped out of rocks, that's right, it jumped out of the Five Elements Mountain that was pressing on me!"

Three Virgins ￢_￢: I just quietly watched your nonsense.

Four monkeys: "Oh, so it's like this. Did the Five Elements Mountain collapse when the little princess was born, and the king just came out!"

Si Zhai nodded with a smile: "That's right, that's what happened!"

Three Holy Mothers: ... a group of funny comparisons
　PS: You don't need to say anything, I know what you want to say, I'm just talking nonsense in a serious way, I'm just so self-willed!

　　
　
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