The Dumb Husband of the Pirate Queen

Fatty - Chapter 500

In the prime minister's mansion, Shi Fangyan was preparing for Shi Hao's grand birthday banquet, and at this time, the three of them, Shi Fangwu, finally returned to the capital from the Jiangnan boundary.

"Huhu! Gu Le, we are finally back in the capital." Shi Ruixin looked at the gate of the capital in front of him, feeling a little turbulent and excited.

After learning that Shi Fangyan had gone back, Gu Le and the three of them hired a carriage and drove from the south of the Yangtze River to the capital.

However, this road was not very smooth. At least, on the road, I encountered three waves of robbers.

When encountering robbers for the first time, Gu Le was still a little excited. This trafficker has been encountered before, but this bandit has never been encountered.

Therefore, when the first wave of bandits appeared, Gu Le was very interested.

"Loot, leave money, don't hurt your life." A short, fat man stood in the middle of the road, holding a... mahogany sword and said, pointing at the carriage.

The short, fat man thought that the people inside the carriage were extremely rich, but he knew it from the outside decoration.

The bead hanging on the curtain (tsk tsk, drooling), can almost withstand a month's food expenses in their cottage.

If even the beads used for decoration are so precious, then the other things inside are even more precious.

So, the little fat man rushed out with a sword in his hand, but when he raised the sword to face those people.

When I saw the mahogany sword in my hand, I was stunned for a moment, and then said with some embarrassment: "Hey, the people in the car wait a moment, I will change the sword."

The little fat man yelled a little loudly, before waiting for the person in the carriage to respond, he ran over directly.

As for the coachman, it's not that he hasn't seen bandits in normal times, and he has also been robbed, so when someone called for robbery, he quickly shrank into a ball.

However, after hearing what the bandit said, he realized that this bandit is mentally ill, right?This is the first time I have encountered such a funny bandit.

This... threw down his prey, and ran back directly to say that he wanted to change a sword?

Aren't you afraid that this little fat sheep will run away?
However, although the coachman was stunned, he soon came to his senses again. Although he felt a little funny about the bandit.

However, after one appeared, it belonged to a swarm of bandits after all, and there might be many more after that.

So, the coachman picked up the whip in his hand, and was about to hurry on the road, just as he was about to beat the whip down.

The little fat man came back again, and when he saw the speed of the little fat man, the coachman was a little frightened.

I glanced at the place behind inadvertently, only to find that there were a bunch of people there, but they were holding a mahogany sword?
Mahogany sword?
Isn't this to ward off evil spirits?
"Looting, keep money, don't hurt your life." The little fat man repeated what he said just now, but at this time, he was holding an axe.

One of the hands was on his hips, and the other hand held the ax, aiming at the carriage where the three of Gu Le and the others were sitting.

That imposing appearance, it seems, really makes people feel that this little fat man is really funny...

It's obviously not suitable for this kind of thing, and the small body is holding such a big ax, which looks very heavy.

But the coachman didn't have the mood to appreciate it, because now, the coachman thought that the bandit, even though he said he didn't want their lives.

However, everyone knows that these bandits are all evil, so how could it be possible to spare their lives because of this?
Doesn't this leave them with a scourge?If these people go to the government to sue them, then they will be recognized.

"Really?" A child's voice came from inside the carriage, with a childlike tone of surprise, but also a question.

"Of course, we are bandits, but we pay attention to credibility." The little fat man patted himself on the chest, and assured him boldly.

Pfft, is it possible that this bandit is based on reputation rather than force suppression?
"However, I still think it's a bit unbelievable. What if you take away all our money and then plan to kill us?" The other one was also a child with a terrified tone.

This... the little fat man is a little confused. Could it be that there are no adults in the carriage?Why are they all children?
The little fat man frowned, and then looked at the carriage, but the ax in his hand was put down.

Emma, ​​it's so heavy, this grandpa insists on holding such a heavy ax as a weapon by himself.

He said that he is not suitable for such a heavy weapon.

However, he didn't know why, and he couldn't figure it out. Grandpa insisted on doing this.

What else to say, this is their family heirloom, which must be passed on from generation to generation.

Therefore, it is absolutely impossible to break it in his own hands, but he is really entangled.

You can tell, in this case, he is holding such a heavy ax by himself, but in fact, he can't swing it.

If he really got into a fight with others, he would be exhausted within a few scans.

If it really came to that time, what a fart, just admit defeat, and fell to the ground exhausted.

If he didn't admit defeat at that time, could it be that he was really bravely waiting for salvation?

"I'm not such a person, don't worry." The little fat man shook his hand, but he found that even if he waved his hand, others couldn't see it.

So, he yelled loudly again, and at his own yell, the curtain of the carriage finally opened.

However, after opening it, the little fat man was stunned for a moment when he saw the situation inside the carriage.

Sure enough, he guessed correctly, there were indeed only a few children in the carriage, and the only adult was the groom who drove the carriage.

However, it was obvious that the groom was not of the same kind as the three children. The three children were dressed so exquisitely.

And the groom's clothes were washed white. If it was really a servant, a servant of a rich man would not wear such tattered clothes.

Therefore, it can only be explained that these three children came here by car from other places, and they either ran away from home or went home.

(End of this chapter)