The Dumb Husband of the Pirate Queen

Chapter 501

However, what troubled the little fat man was that these were only three children. Could it be possible that he still needed to rob three children?
When Gu Le and Shi Ruixin came out, Shi Fangwu didn't seem to react at all, and just sat there directly, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Gu Le and Shi Ruixin are already used to Shi Fangwu's actions, and they didn't say anything to Shi Fangwu, but looked at the one who blocked their way, who claimed to be a robber...Little fat man?

The fat man is indeed a fat man, but he is really short and small, with a height of only about five feet, which is about 1.5 meters among modern people.

When looking at the little fat man in front of him, Gu Le's eyeballs rolled, and those sparkling pupils seemed to be thinking of something.

"Hey, Uncle Fatty." Gu Le called out to the little fatty.

And the little fat man seemed a little unresponsive. When Gu Le called him like that, he was stunned for a moment. He didn't think that Gu Le was calling him.

"I'm calling you." Seeing that the little fat man seemed to be stupid, Shi Ruixin pointed at the little fat man with his chubby fingers and stomped.

"Ah? Call me?" The little fat man finally came to his senses, pointing to his nose, a little puzzled and a little surprised.

Fat uncle?

"Well, that's right, I'm calling you." Gu Le nodded, and he finally met a person who was more stupid than anyone he had ever met before.

"How do you know my name is Fatty?" The little fatty was very surprised, thinking that this Gu Le was not an ordinary person.

nonsense.

Gu Le rolled his eyes in his heart, this is not called a fat man, and he doesn't know you, and let's look at your own body shape.

(According to modern calculations, it is 1.5 meters tall and weighs [-] kilograms.)
Can this not be fat?
If he was taller, he would not be a little fat man, but a big fat man.

Look at how fat this is.

"Uncle Fatty, I don't think your slogan just now was loud enough." Gu Le didn't bother with the little fat man about the title.

Instead, he pointed out another problem with the little fat man. This "robbing, leaving money, not killing lives." It is indeed not domineering enough.

"Huh? The slogan is not loud enough? Is there any? I think it's pretty good." The little fat man frowned, thinking whether his slogan was really not loud enough.

It's just that he thinks it's pretty cool and domineering.

"No, it's not domineering at all." After Gu Le stretched out his finger, he shook his finger.

When Gu Le said that, the little fat man became suspicious, scratched the back of his head, and then looked at Gu Le with a simple and honest face.

Asked: "Really? Then what do you think is more domineering?"

"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. I want to pass by from now on, and save money to buy roads." This sentence was still when Gu Le was listening to stories told by people in the mansion.

When talking about the bandit's robbery, this is the opening statement.

At that time, Gu Le felt that this was really handsome, um, but what Gu Le didn't know was...in fact, it was very old-fashioned.

If every bandit said that, it would seem too common.

The little fat man shook his head, "No, no, I didn't drive this road, and I didn't plant this tree. We are bandits, not only for credibility, but also for integrity."

Gu Le didn't know where the bandit in front of him was sent to make a joke, bandits talk about credibility?Want to be honest?

This is not a business, is it possible that there are repeat customers?
Gu Le didn't want to talk anymore, spread his hands, and said helplessly: "Okay, then, I don't have any money, what should I do."

"Yeah? No money? Impossible, how could there be no money? Look at your carriage, it's so luxurious...er..." The little fat man pointed at the carriage, and the opened curtain... looked in.

Actually, to be honest, the beads on the curtain do look priceless, but inside, it's really not very... luxurious?
It is the shop decoration of ordinary merchants. There is a blanket under it. It should be so that when the carriage is running, the bumps will not break one's buttocks in half.

As for that bead...Huh?gone?

"Right, Uncle Fatty, should we let us go now?" Gu Le asked aggrievedly.

When the little fat man saw this scene, he frowned and was thinking, his mung bean eyes narrowed slightly, and he could hardly see his eyes.

When Gu Le and Shi Ruixin saw this scene, they glanced at each other and passed on a message that only the two of them knew.

"Well, no, no, once I go out, if I don't get anything, I will be laughed at. No, you have to hand over your property." The little fat man just wanted to agree.

However, it suddenly occurred to him that he was a bandit, and what he wanted to do was rob, how could he let them go so easily.

"But, Uncle Fatty, we three children, who are unaccompanied, just want to go home. In the front, after being robbed by those bandits, we were beaten up. Look, my My younger brother is still having a fever. This, this, has not been healed by Yinliang. If my parents find out about this, they will definitely, they will definitely die of grief, woo woo, fat uncle..."

Gu Le was crying there, covering his face with his hands, his tone showed his sadness and sadness, and his choked voice sounded so miserable to the little fat man.

After the little fat man heard this, he was a little embarrassed. Well, these three children are really miserable. That hateful bandit (he forgot, he is also a bandit) can even kill these little children.

"Uncle Fatty, he's so pitiful, hey, you should just take pity on him..." Seeing Gu Le like that, Shi Ruixin also imitated Gu Le's like that.

And Shi Fangwu, who was sitting in the carriage, saw Gu Le and Shi Ruixin's actions, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he lost sight of it.

Lower your head and lower your eyebrows, continue to close your eyes and rest your mind. Since they love to play so much, let them have a good time and treat it as a tonic on the road.

Shi Fangwu's action of closing his eyes and resting his mind, in the eyes of the little fat man, really looked like the action of falling down in a coma with a fever...

Sure enough, that was the case, when the little fat man saw the two children crying so sadly in front of him, he thought about it.

He looked at his arms with some embarrassment, those were the pocket money given by his grandfather for this month.

However, the two and three children in front of him needed help so much, the little fat man took out a purse from his arms.

(End of this chapter)