Young master is too stupid

Chapter 1 My name is Yao Qianshu, I am a maid by profession, am I cute?

"Yao Jia's money tree!"

"Here! Report to the head nanny! The servants are fully equipped and ready to serve the young master at any time!"

"Very good! Recite the Three Laws of the New Century Servant!"

"Yes! First, obey all the orders of the young master, completely obey the reasonable orders, and try to obey the unreasonable ones, but the young master decides whether the orders are reasonable or not!"

"Perfect, number two!"

"Second, follow all the young master's preferences. I like what the young master likes, and hate what the young master hates. When the young master beats others, I will throw small stones beside him!"

"Besides throwing small stones?"

"Yes! When the young master can't do it, I will call 120 as soon as possible!"

"You misremembered again! When the young master is flattering people, you can throw small stones by the side, but when the young master is at a disadvantage, you have to act as a sandbag shield immediately." "Why are you trembling! Do you have any objections?"

"No... I'm just hallucinating pain..."

"The third and most important one!"

"Yes! The third rule," for her, is also the easiest one, "It is not allowed to fall in love with the young master! Abide by your duty, do your best to be a little sparrow with all internal organs, and instantly kill all the symptoms of Phoenix fantasy attempts." !Mmmm, wonderful. Mind brainwashed, everything is ready! You can go to work!"

"Yes!"

"Master, are you thirsty? Black tea, milk tea, or chrysanthemum tea?" "Master, are you hungry? Do you want Chinese style, Western style, or Japanese style today?" "Master, are you hot? You think I'm normal Wind, natural wind, or sleeping wind?"

"leave me alone."

"Master! Is ten meters far enough?"

"...you're blocking the TV news. Get out of the way."

"But the young master is only 93 meters and [-] centimeters. I have measured it with a tape measure, and there is no mistake."

"Stand back!"

"But master, behind me is the TV cabinet..."

"Sit up."

"Huh? Sit... sit on it?" It's true that the distance from the TV cabinet to the young master's sofa is exactly ten meters, but...

"Spread your legs...open them wider."

"Young...Master, I...I..." This pose is so sore, and it's not like a girl.The young master is very strange, why ask her to play cheating when she has nothing to do.

"Fine, that's it. Stay there and don't come close."

"...But...do you feel good about the TV I'm riding on my crotch?"

"good."

"..." It's not bad, her pants are about to open!
The little girl of the Yao family has an auspicious and pleasing name—Yao Qianshu.

Such a good name for attracting wealth and wealth entrusts the beautiful dreams of her parents, and imagines that she will become a cash cow for the whole family.But I don't want to, just because this name is too auspicious, in order to plant this cash cow in her own family, she has been unspoken since she was a child, and she has been appointed as the young master's follower by default.

At that time, she was so young that she didn't know the meaning at all, until a thick dictionary was sent into her hands——

Coated slaves, also called domestic slaves.It means, slaves beget slaves.The lowest level of Manchu society in history.

"Master, what do you mean by showing me the dictionary?" The six-year-old baby couldn't even recognize the words, let alone understand the difficult words above, but the young master's sarcastic laughter still made her spine shudder. Feeling cold, I instinctively feel that this sentence is by no means a good word.

"Hmph. The lowest level."

"...Master, your expression is too good."

"Come and sit."

"Huh? Can I sit next to you?"

"On the ground." "Sit next to the Mafia."

"..." The mafia—the young master's pet dog, has a serious old man's face, and is stupid, with drooping flesh around the mouth, but it is said to be a purebred Tibetan mastiff that is more valuable than her.She didn't understand why this kind of dog, which seemed to steal a lion's brown fur and put it next to her face for cosplay, was worth more than her.

"Squat well." "Hands."

"..." He handed over his paw.

"Call."

"Ooooh woof woof meow."

"Good boy." He bent down and touched her head condescendingly, and said softly, "The Tibetan mastiff only recognizes one master in its life, so you have to learn from it. From today on, you will be like the mafia. You can only recognize me as the master, you all belong to me, everything about you is mine, from your hair to your toes, including the man you will find in the future, and the baby you will give birth to also belongs to me, do you hear me clearly? "

"I heard it clearly, but..."

"what?"

"Young Master, I'm only six and a half years old now. Can you remind me of this kind of provocative question that is banned when I arrive? I'm afraid I will forget it."

(End of this chapter)