Young master is too stupid

Chapter 2 The young master is back?
Yao Qianshu has been working as a little maid since then, and it has been like a day for ten years.

AM6:30 Get up and wash.

AM6: 45 Prepare breakfast.

AM6: 55 Sneak into the young master's bedroom, and kick the role model she learns every day—the mafia who sleeps by the leg of the young master's bed.

AM7:00 Wake up the young master with a gentle and considerate voice.

AM7: 15 The young master finished lying in bed, sat up lazily, stretched out his hands, and waited to be served.

AM7: 15:01 jumped on the young master's bed, unbuttoned the young master's pajamas, and changed the young master's clothes on the bed on the spot.

AM7: 16:03 Because of drooling too much, the young master kicked him out of bed, and the young master put on his clothes by himself while cursing.

AM7: 20 The young master affectionately calls the mafia to get up and go downstairs to have dinner together.There was only one tragic figure in the room, wiping away tears and picking up pajamas.

AM7: 45 Open the car door for the young master, and send the young master to the Noble Academy.

AM7: 50 The young master is saying goodbye to the mafia.

AM7: 55 Still saying farewell... There is a figure on the back of one person and one dog biting a handkerchief and looking at his watch so anxiously that his face turns red.

AM8:00 Master get out.

AM8:00:01 Bite the bread and rush to the civilian school.

AM9:01 I was late and was picked up by the head teacher to carry the bucket.

AM11:39 Leaving early, the fuck out of my ass rushed to deliver lunch to the young master, and by the way, I was disgusted by the dishes.

PM2: 01 was late for the second time, and the work of the bucket was the second time.

PM5:00 came home from school, received a call from the young master and was threatened that she would die if she arrived home later than him.

PM5: 01 was chased by wild dogs and ran wildly towards the house.

PM6:12 The candlelight dinner is ready.

PM6:15 The young master returns home, enters the door, pulls out her carefully designed romantic candle, throws it into the trash can, and has a candle-free dinner with the mafia in a very unromantic manner.

PM6:30 squatting by the trash can, picking out candles with tearful eyes.

PM7: 00 Young master's financial news, gossip news, messy news time

PM10: 00 Follow the young master who likes to take off his clothes while walking to the bathroom, and collect the clothes.

PM10:05 The young master took a bath, the Mafia was invited to take a bath together, someone stood outside the door with tears in his eyes and squinted at the beautiful lines outlined by the frosted glass.

PM11: 00 Spiritual freedom spring dream time, do not disturb.

The days of blood and tears passed day by day, the young master's violent and turbulent puberty came quietly, and the days when the little maid started working became more and more difficult.

"Master, my servant, I seem to have grown taller again. Now I can lie on the stove without using a stool, so that I can see clearly whether the food in the pot is mushy or not, and I won't be burned by the gas stove again." Lost hair, let alone being knocked over by the mafia and thrown into the pot."

"Succinct and concise." Patience is decreasing.

"Young master, don't you think that I have changed? Look at you, don't you think I am a little longer here, a little tighter here, and a little shorter here? Young master, don't ignore me , How much do you think about the sufferings of the lower class people, I am almost out of breath, so it is really difficult for me to serve you anymore!"

"Get to the point." Patience continued to decrease.

"Master, I just want to apply for a new set of maid uniforms. Is it so difficult? Is the budget so tight? Or is your taste too much?"

"Shut up." His patience dropped to zero.

"Master, the skirt is too short and the chest is too small. Are you so happy to see me being strangled by the small maid uniform? Master, you are not the only one who is developing."

"Get out." Patience broke the watch.

The answer with one word less than one word made Yao Qianshu's small maid outfit turn 16 years old. Fortunately, her figure is still cooperative, and her development is not very promising. She was wrapped in a small dress from beginning to end. The flesh was not exposed by the explosion.

But for the young master's stinginess, she still had a lot of resentment, but she didn't dare to neglect him at all when serving him.

In the last summer vacation of high school, the young master took the mafia out for an outing, and picked up her by the way.

There are thousands of miles of wild clouds, full of artistic conception, the young master is very interested, holding the mafia with one hand, while reaching out to her.

Without thinking about it, she put her claws on it, but he opened it with disgust.

"Tea."

"Oh oh oh! Superior tea, come right away!"

Looking back, she searched for her small equipment—a Doraemon dreamy intimate bag, a large wear-resistant army green canvas bag slung across her shoulders, and the bag was loose and loose with several bright red embroidered patterns. A large crooked letter—

"Serving the young master is a glorious and sacred mission."

Throw out the thermos pot, throw out the purple sand pot, throw out the tea bags, throw out the barbecue grill, black coal head, five catties of fresh beef and chicken wings marinated in sauce.

"Master, do you think you need anything else?"

"...How much stuff can you hold in this ragged pocket?"

"Not much. Lunchboxes, dog food, mineral water, bath towels, toothbrushes, umbrellas, sunscreen, beach chairs, your swimming trunks, the mafia's swimming ring, and the most important thing , the nanny reminded me that this thing must be brought for you, because the young master is now in puberty!"

"what?"

"Dangdang! Change your underwear! Three pairs!"

"Puff!" There was a sound of tearing cotton cloth.

"Young...young master, these are your underwear, you can't put them on my head. I beg you to help me take them off. It's so embarrassing!"

So, the stupid thing that the robot cat doesn't do good things and only knows to come up with some inexplicable things to torment people every day is really annoying!

"After the summer vacation, I'm going to England."

Claw'er, who was struggling to pull out his underwear, stopped, and blinked to look at the back in front of him. Under the silhouette of the setting sun, he couldn't see clearly.

He turned back, "Study abroad."

"The slave, I..."

"You are not allowed to come." He frowned, "I finally applied to go to school to live a few days of clean life, neither you nor the nanny is allowed to come."

"...Young master, the nanny will be sad. Although he is a man, he is holding a baby bottle and feeding you up. How terrifying is the spiritual power of a man who relies on milk powder to be promoted to a nanny? You don't know wow ?Although he doesn’t let you make friends, it’s because he’s afraid that you will be spoiled by bad people, he won’t let you fall in love, he’s afraid that you will be bullied by bad women, he won’t let you watch porn, and he’s afraid that you will be polluted by distorted sexual knowledge, he It's all for the young master's sake, if you leave, he will torture me to death, he will."

"Why should I care about your life?"

"...Master, after so many years, you still haven't changed, you're still too much, woo."

"Do you dare not listen to me?"

"Oh, I dare not."

"Fine, the mafia can't fly, can't come with me, you stay here and take care of it."

"The mafia can't sit, but young master, I, I, I, I am better than it, I can fly a plane! I finally have a function that beats it!"

"You can fly, but I'm not going to pay for a ticket for you."

"Why? I haven't been on a plane yet."

"waste."

"...Okay. Young master, slave, I decided to stay in the mansion and try my best to fulfill the mission of the young master. I will take care of the mafia just like you. In my heart, the mafia is as great and important as you. Just like it, you will always live in the heart of this slave , I will think of your stalwart figure when I see it." "Then when will you come back?"

He glanced at her and didn't speak.

"A week?" "A month?" "Half a year?"

"……do not know."

Maybe not coming back.

Although he was vague and thoughtful at the time, Yao Qianshu understood the young master's perfunctory "don't know".

Because five years have passed since then.

This year, the young master is 24 years old, and she... Well, she is 21!

"Yao Jia's money tree!" The male nurse's voice always resounded in a mansion without an owner.

"Here! Report to the head nanny that the servants are all equipped and ready to serve the mafia master at any time."

"You, you, you really treat that dog as your master!"

"But apart from him, I have no one to serve!" I feel guilty for taking wages for nothing.

It's not all about the blame nanny, who has served the young master to death since he was a child, which caused the young master to go to England to study as if he had escaped from the clutches. "Grass" disappeared, and they followed him to England to entangle him with a large amount of money.

But yes.

With the nanny's fetish for the young master, once he finds the trace of the young master, he will be as dedicated as a senior archaeologist. Even if the young master is buried in the soil millions of years ago, he will dig it out and worship and serve him.

"What about the task I arranged for you today? Did you do it well?"

She blinked and looked at the head nanny, "Today's task?"

She dug out her big cloth bag, which still had the words "serving the young master, a glorious and sacred mission" hanging on it, but the young master was no longer there.

Taking out the notepad, she turned to today's page, suddenly showing a frightened expression, and looked up at the stern-faced head nanny.

"Today, ah! I'm going on a blind date!"

"That's right! Then what are you still standing here for?"

"Do you want to put on makeup, blow your hair, and wear a dress again?" In fact, don't men still like maid outfits?
"Of course! Hurry up, try to get married as soon as possible, and then cheat a decent man back for the young master, do you hear me!"

"However, Manager Nurse, every time I mentioned my criteria for choosing a mate, they would immediately run away in fright! They also said that I want to find a man to serve other men together, which is mentally handicapped and insane."

"Hmph! Those men who are not good and worthless are not allowed to associate with them. The appearance of the boyfriend you make is not important, but the figure is not important. The most important thing is to be like you, to be absolutely loyal to the young master, do you hear me?" !"

"Oh……"

"Shout me louder!"

"Yes! I will definitely trick a man to come back and serve the young master together. I will be loyal to the young master, sacrifice for the young master, and go through fire and water for the young master!"

"very good!"

"But, the young master has become an English devil. I found a man who I should be loyal to. You can't ask him to serve a Tibetan mastiff with me, can you?" She muttered softly, pulled the dog's leash, and complained. But she didn't dare to disobey her job.

"Mafia, the man we are going to meet today is called Shu Chengyue. This is his photo. Remember it clearly. I promise to take care of you like a young master, so you are the boss and have the right to make decisions. If you agree, I can Don't worry, you like him. If you like him, just say so. If you don't like him, don't bite him to pieces like last time, it's so inhumane!"

Yao Qianshu was ready to go, and led the nearly elderly mafia to the blind date scene where he cheated on men.

The nurse watched her go away and was very relieved. After the relief, he was ready to start his day's work.

The first thing is to take a bath for the young master - wipe the huge oil portrait of the young master hanging on the wall of the fireplace in the living room a hundred times.The young master's handsome face, that perfect figure surrounded by roses, that sexy posture of sitting with legs crossed, fingers crossed on his lips, that wild, unrestrained and masculine staring eyes, oh oh oh, graceful Master!
The second thing is to make tea for the young master—to enshrine it in front of the huge oil portrait of the young master.

The third thing is to spray perfume on the young master—you can’t sprinkle water on oil paintings, so let’s diffuse it, um, put a few thick top-level Buddha incense in front of the huge portrait of the young master!

"RING RING..."

The phone rang suddenly, disturbing his waiting schedule, which made him very unhappy, grabbed the phone and snorted angrily: "Hello, who is it?"

"it's me."

"It's me?" The nanny was in a daze.

"...It's me! Not you!"

"Why am I not me anymore? I have been me for so many years, what kind of brat are you, you are not me anymore when you make a phone call?"

"...shut up, airport."

"What airport, who are you calling an airport!"

"...I'm at the airport!"

"Eh?"

"Come and pick me up! Immediately!"

"Huh? Young...young master!"

"Crack" the phone hit the ground vertically, and the nanny who had regained her senses grabbed it again, and the roaring sound pierced through the phone receiver into the other party's ear.

"Master! You're back! You're back ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Your voice has become so sexy, deep, elegant, and manly, young master, say a few more words to make me feel manly!"

"Hula. Beep—"

What responded to him was the sound of hanging up the phone.

"Ahhh, what a masculine sound of hanging up the phone! Such an indifferent and elegant sound of hanging up the phone full of masculine temperament, there is no one else except the young master!"

"All servants listen to my command, stand at attention, take a rest, and get all the equipment, we will go to the airport to welcome the young master back!"

"Report to the supervisor, there is one person missing."

"Who? Who dares to be absent on the important day when the young master returns home!"

"Yao Qianshu!"

"Where did that girl go, get her out!"

"...Didn't you arrange for her to go on a blind date?"

(End of this chapter)